My Little Pony XL: The Plot Thickens!

[TheAmishPirate]

…I'm a fox.

A fox, or a hound?

See, because, if a pony's smooth with the lady-types, then you'd call him a dog, and wait I'm not actually sure if kidnappings count as being smooth, unless you're a sort of smooth criminal...

Raz! Do you have any sparkly gloves or fedoras?

Ah, but now you have stuff to lick off. See, it makes it better now.

.....What where we talking about again?

Old threads, second-degree burns, harems, and licking things, apparently.

[HalfTangible]

…I'm a fox.

One of many reasons I can't believe it took me this long

[CoffeeIncluded]

This is a great April Fools Day update.

[Jackalope]

Apparently I'm Spike the Dragon in the Playground. This must be remedied, since I'm not really a fan of Spike.

As far as GitP goes though.. So much yay.

[Raz_Fox]

Mask: "See, I was actually thinking about this. I was thinking you'd do something creative. Like, say, get me to say something mean about you, sue me for slander, and then replace my defense lawyer with yourself and charge me exorbitant legal fees, the only escape from which would be to live in your castle of despair. Something so convoluted and so inherently destined to fail that only a genius could make it work. But what I got was getting grabbed when I opened a window to yell at a busker."

Well, uh, you see, it was more of an impulse kidnapping, you see, I was actually, uh, feeling really guilty after I dragged you out of the river that one time and I said to myself that you obviously didn't like me and I should just give up and burn my Mask shrine and I did and I did my best and didn't kidnap anypony and I got a job as a harem vixen - don't you dare laugh - and I was okay and I didn't miss kidnapping you at all but then your window was open and there was rope nearby and I just wanted to make friends and I'm so sorry

*bursts into tears*

[Thanqol]

Well, uh, you see, it was more of an impulse kidnapping, you see, I was actually, uh, feeling really guilty after I dragged you out of the river that one time and I said to myself that you obviously didn't like me and I should just give up and burn my Mask shrine and I did and I did my best and didn't kidnap anypony and I got a job as a harem vixen - don't you dare laugh - and I was okay and I didn't miss kidnapping you at all but then your window was open and there was rope nearby and I just wanted to make friends and I'm so sorry

*bursts into tears*

Mask: "... at what point did I become the villain of this story? How does that even happen?

"There there. It... happens to the best of us?"

[Raz_Fox]

A fox, or a hound?

See, because, if a pony's smooth with the lady-types, then you'd call him a dog, and wait I'm not actually sure if kidnappings count as being smooth, unless you're a sort of smooth criminal...

Raz! Do you have any sparkly gloves or fedoras?

Just a battered fedora handed down as a hat of power from my father.

Also HOUNDS AAAAAAAAAGH

One of many reasons I can't believe it took me this long

...it took you this long to realize I was a fox?!?

Mask: "... at what point did I become the villain of this story? How does that even happen?

"There there. It... happens to the best of us?"

"I'M A FREAK WHO NOPONY LOVES OR WANTS TO BE HAREM BUDDIES WITH"

[Thanqol]

...it took you this long to realize I was a fox?!?

You're a what?

"I'M A FREAK WHO NOPONY LOVES OR WANTS TO BE HAREM BUDDIES WITH"

Mask: "That's not true. Lots of ponies love freaks. Celestia I'm bad at this."

[Pokonic]

Old threads, second-degree burns, harems, and licking things, apparently.

Ahh, the staples.

[Dandria]

Aaand, I surrender. I'm a brony, and I've been it for an year by now, if not even more. You got me Giant, you got me.

So. I guess it's time to pick up a new avatar and make myself comfortable around here, isn't it? Well, hi everypony, it's a pleasure to meet you.

Also, Fluttershy in the Playground. YAY! I mean, if that's ok with you. . .

[kpenguin]

I wonder how swamped EQD is going to be with exactly this sort of thing, because I bet the playground isn't going to be the only place that does something like this.

Even if it is the best!

I'm more worried about how this forum's server will hold when the pony news sites get a hold of this.

[Tvtyrant]

One of many reasons I can't believe it took me this long

You guys could make a lovable disney movie together!

[Raz_Fox]

You're a what?

VULPES VULPES

Mask: "That's not true. Lots of ponies love freaks. Celestia I'm bad at this."

"Are you one of those ponies?"

[ragingrage]

Aaand, I surrender. I'm a brony, and I've been it for an year by now, if not even more. You got me Giant, you got me.

So. I guess it's time to pick up a new avatar and make myself comfortable around here, isn't it? Well, hi everypony, it's a pleasure to meet you.

Also, Fluttershy in the Playground. YAY! I mean, if that's ok with you. . .

As another new recruit, hello and welcome!

[Aotrs Commander]

Mask: "See, I was actually thinking about this. I was thinking you'd do something creative. Like, say, get me to say something mean about you, sue me for slander, and then replace my defense lawyer with yourself and charge me exorbitant legal fees, the only escape from which would be to live in your castle of despair. Something so convoluted and so inherently destined to fail that only a genius could make it work. But what I got was getting grabbed when I opened a window to yell at a busker."

How do you know that's not part of his cunning plan?

Well, uh, you see, it was more of an impulse kidnapping, you see, I was actually, uh, feeling really guilty after I dragged you out of the river that one time and I said to myself that you obviously didn't like me and I should just give up and burn my Mask shrine and I did and I did my best and didn't kidnap anypony and I got a job as a harem vixen - don't you dare laugh - and I was okay and I didn't miss kidnapping you at all but then your window was open and there was rope nearby and I just wanted to make friends and I'm so sorry

*bursts into tears*

Or not.

Mask: "... at what point did I become the villain of this story? How does that even happen?

"There there. It... happens to the best of us?"

...

Oooh. He's playing the sympathy tactic! Clever, clever!

*gets popcorn*

"I'M A FREAK WHO NOPONY LOVES OR WANTS TO BE HAREM BUDDIES WITH"

Mask: "That's not true. Lots of ponies love freaks. Celestia I'm bad at this."

It's working, too...

*munch munch*

Yeah, now all we need is some more Lichlorn and it'll really be like old times...

...

...

...

You heard that, didn't you?

Do you know what else would make it like old times?

You... inflicting excessive violence on my person...? *gulp*

Oh yes.

*spifflicate*

That reminds me I nearly forgot with all the PONY to respond to this earlier...

One day you'll wake up and find yourself wishing you had flesh again. ^^ One day.

Oh, heck no!

I'm more worried about how this forum's server will hold when the pony news sites get a hold of this.

There is that...!

[Thanqol]

"Are you one of those ponies?"

Mask: "I - uh - uh - Sol damnit, yes or no questions, my one weakness - I'm not... unused... to the presence of freaks?"

[DrakeRaids]

{scrubbed}

[TheAmishPirate]

You guys could make a lovable disney movie together!

What do you think they're doing? This is great stuff!

*joins for popcorn*

@Drake: Oy, you'll want to put those in spoilers. Forum rules, not to mention it stretches out the page for other folks.

[maximus25]

Also, I think those pictures violate the rules. There's some gore and swearing, which is frowned upon in these parts.


I love the new site though.

[DrakeRaids]

woops fixed

[Raz_Fox]

Mask: "I - uh - uh - Sol damnit, yes or no questions, my one weakness - I'm not... unused... to the presence of freaks?"

"How about stupid little foxes with compulsive kidnapping disorder who might be related to the King of all Foxes?"

[Brazen Shield]

*get shown the forum's April Fools update*

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...I think I'm crying in joy, you guys....

[Thanqol]

"How about stupid little foxes with compulsive kidnapping disorder who might be related to the King of all Foxes?"

Mask: (Topic change! GRAB IT) "You're related to the King of Foxes? You?"

[Fan]

{scrubbed}

Aaand reported. That's very much so not PG-13, or board friendly.

[Grif]

Holy crap the board has been ponified...

Wait.

*checks date*

Well played, Giant. Well played.

[Eakin]

New ep silliness.

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That, or she's a burglar. :3

Oh god that would be amazing. It would be Jenn from Casey and Andy all over again. (Good webcomic, now defunct, well worth a trawl through the archives. It's only 666 episodes long so it's doable in a day or two)

New episode:

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Was this the first time the animators used focal depth blurring? They're getting fancy.

There have been some super fancy animation tricks this season. This guy's videos are worth taking a look at if you're interested in animation and MLP.

Aaand, I surrender. I'm a brony, and I've been it for an year by now, if not even more. You got me Giant, you got me.

So. I guess it's time to pick up a new avatar and make myself comfortable around here, isn't it? Well, hi everypony, it's a pleasure to meet you.

Also, Fluttershy in the Playground. YAY! I mean, if that's ok with you. . .

Welcome! Welcome to all the bronies this change has pulled out of the woodwork!

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[Aotrs Commander]

*get shown the forum's April Fools update*

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...I think I'm crying in joy, you guys....

Aha! A Braz has appeared!

Stop her from escaping!

Quickly Hope-

*semi-concious slaverings*

-LT, get me some nails, a mid-range gyroscopic morphic dissimulator, four cattle prods, a moose, seven medium-sized bananas and a small, off-duty Czechoslovakia traffic warden!

... How is that going help stop her escaping?

Stop who escaping?

...

Oh, no, it's not for that, I just really need that stuff for a thing I'm working on.

...

*sigh* You do realise that last one would require time travel, sir.

[Tvtyrant]

*get shown the forum's April Fools update*

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...I think I'm crying in joy, you guys....

:D Playground April Fools is best April Fools.

[PrinceAquilaDei]

SNIP

{scrubbed}

Oh well, I had legitimate busines here to do.

Aotrs commander, I hope this is to your liking.

[HalfTangible]

Mask: "... at what point did I become the villain of this story? How does that even happen?

DON'T BELIEVE HIM! IT'S A TRICK!! HE TRIED IT WITH NOVA TOO!!

...it took you this long to realize I was a fox?!?

No, that you had a vulpine fetish.

...

Wait, Raz_Fox is a fox! =O I had no idea! SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME PLOT TWIST!!

...

Wait THERE'S A PLOT?!?!