My Little Pony XL: The Plot Thickens!

[Soras Teva Gee]

You know, I think this thread has thoroughly ruined my chances at public office. Or anything requiring an in-depth background check for that matter. It'd be like shooting fish in a barrel, only I killed all the fish beforehand, drained all the water out, and replaced the pistol with a rocket launcher.

All of politics is basically trolling and counter-trolling, now consider what trolls do with ponibooru and such with the filters off...

[Eakin]

It does! It's called a riot!

*Flips over darthbobcat's car* DEATH TO THE UNICORNS!

Wow, it took us all of 24 hours to go from total conquest of the forums to the complete breakdown of social norms, complete with a unicorn holocaust.

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THAT'S PONY THREAD!

[Alabenson]

I'll do it, then.

http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/vi...ie_pie%20party

Igor! You know what this means?
Ook?
YES! Initiate the automatic party portal sequence!

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[darthbobcat]

Isn't that the idea? They're the equivalent of 12-14 year old girls who haven't started going through puberty yet?

If babies can do those things, it's less "12-14 year old girls who haven't gone through puberty yet" and more "12-14 year old girls who haven't learned to walk yet."

[Thanqol]

Wow, it took us all of 24 hours to go from total conquest of the forums to the complete breakdown of social norms, complete with a unicorn holocaust.

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THAT'S PONY THREAD!

We (and by we I mean darthbobcat) weren't ready for the responsibility that came with this much power

[darthbobcat]

We (and by we I mean darthbobcat) weren't ready for the responsibility that came with this much power

This is why we can't have nice things. This proves that you can't give Bronies power. That's why I'm glad I define myself less as a brony and more as a dude who happens to watch the show.

(Busy gluing Sweetie Belle's broken horn back on her head.) There there, Sweetie. It'll be okay.

[Chess435]

Starscream vs. Rainbow Dash

It's about a year old, so I don't know if any of you have seen it, but I came across this bit of pure awesome.

[Thanqol]

This is why we can't have nice things. This proves that you can't give Bronies power. That's why I'm glad I define myself less as a brony and more as a dude who happens to watch the show.

(Busy gluing Sweetie Belle's broken horn back on her head.) There there, Sweetie. It'll be okay.

I'm gonna go out and flip over cars until I feel better.

*Flips over Amish's car* Death to the unicorns

[darthbobcat]

I'm gonna go out and flip over cars until I feel better.

*Flips over Amish's car* Death to the unicorns

I've never seen anyone so despondent while doing major vandalism before.

(resets a unicorn filly's leg, starts putting on a cast) Now you be gentle with that leg, and stay away from Thanqols when they're in a mood for genocide, right?

[RdMarquis]

...Wait a minute. Ponies don't drive cars (normally). What's a car full of unicorn fillies doing here? Or anywhere, for that matter?

[TheAmishPirate]

I'm gonna go out and flip over cars until I feel better.

*Flips over Amish's car* Death to the unicorns

Nooooooo, my precious 70s volkswagon van! Whyyyyyywaitaminute, that was hardly a flip. You barely got half a roll there. What, is my van not good enough for your best flips anymore? Is that it? Just gonna give it a little 'ol shove and think that Amish won't notice? After all, he doesn't care. All he does is knock over plants, oooh, what's so hard about that? Well, I guess you won't mind if I just stop breaking your potted plants then, hmm?

*inverts all of Thanqol's plants*

See? SEE HOW IT FEELS. Man, this is the worst riot ever

[darthbobcat]

...Wait a minute. Ponies don't drive cars (normally). What's a car full of unicorn fillies doing here? Or anywhere, for that matter?

Well, I was helping Fluttershy transport bunnies to a nice field of shamrocks. However, the bunnies turned out to be unicorns who were playing a prank on Fluttershy. A prank designed by Sweetie Belle and the other cutie mark crusaders. So of course... it ended in broken things and fire.

[Coidzor]

...Wait a minute. Ponies don't drive cars (normally). What's a car full of unicorn fillies doing here? Or anywhere, for that matter?

Obviously Discord's powers are leaking out of the statue. I guess it's time to break out the ol' caulking gun again...

[Thanqol]

I've never seen anyone so despondent while doing major vandalism before.

*Lights a molotov cocktail* Society rots from the horn down

...Wait a minute. Ponies don't drive cars (normally). What's a car full of unicorn fillies doing here? Or anywhere, for that matter?

Bein' rockin'

Nooooooo, my precious 70s volkswagon van! Whyyyyyywaitaminute, that was hardly a flip. You barely got half a roll there. What, is my van not good enough for your best flips anymore? Is that it? Just gonna give it a little 'ol shove and think that Amish won't notice? After all, he doesn't care. All he does is knock over plants, oooh, what's so hard about that? Well, I guess you won't mind if I just stop breaking your potted plants then, hmm?

*inverts all of Thanqol's plants*

See? SEE HOW IT FEELS. Man, this is the worst riot ever

Stop getting on my case, man! I only know one thing that cheers me up and that's flipping over cars filled with unicorn infants! I'm doing this for me! Leave me alone!

*Tears streaming down his face, Thanqol throws a molotov cocktail through the window of Soras' car*

[Dirtbag]

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[darthbobcat]

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Note: this is meant in good fun.

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[Forum Explorer]

Starscream vs. Rainbow Dash

It's about a year old, so I don't know if any of you have seen it, but I came across this bit of pure awesome.

I have seen it and yes it was amazing. So amazing in fact that we should join the riot.


Gives Thanqol a cinderblock on a bungee cord. So he'll stop wasting my drinking liquor.

[TheAmishPirate]

Stop getting on my case, man! I only know one thing that cheers me up and that's flipping over cars filled with unicorn infants! I'm doing this for me! Leave me alone!

*Tears streaming down his face, Thanqol throws a molotov cocktail through the window of Soras' car*

Oh, well there's a big surprise! Thanqol doing something for himself. Ooh, let me just stop the apple-bucking presses and hold the phones, we've got headline news right here. Do you have any idea how many potted plants I have to break so you can have those cars to flip? Do you?! Don't answer, I know you never bothered to care past "Oh how was your day." And that's if you don't 'happen' to spot a particularly flip-worthy car. What does that even mean?!

You...you're not the multiple-personality wielding Australian I started de-shelving plants for! And in hindsight, that probably should've been a tip-off towards some sort of underlying instability, which would inevitably lead to a violent breakdown such as this!

CURSE YOU FOR MY LAPSE IN JUDGEMENT.

EDIT: Sadly, I think this is where I must sign off. Curse sleep, keeping me from the good internets.

[Thanqol]

I have seen it and yes it was amazing. So amazing in fact that we should join the riot.


Gives Thanqol a cinderblock on a bungee cord. So he'll stop wasting my drinking liquor.

Come. Let us riot our sorrows away. And our unicorns away.

Oh, well there's a big surprise! Thanqol doing something for himself. Ooh, let me just stop the apple-bucking presses and hold the phones, we've got headline news right here. Do you have any idea how many potted plants I have to break so you can have those cars to flip? Do you?! Don't answer, I know you never bothered to care past "Oh how was your day." And that's if you don't 'happen' to spot a particularly flip-worthy car. What does that even mean?!

You...you're not the multiple-personality wielding Australian I started de-shelving plants for! And in hindsight, that probably should've been a tip-off towards some sort of underlying instability, which would inevitably lead to a violent breakdown such as this!

CURSE YOU FOR MY LAPSE IN JUDGEMENT.

SOCIETY HAS COLLAPSED, FRIENDSHIP IS DEAD, JUST LIKE THE UNICORNS WILL BE

*Throws the cinderbrick through SiuiS' window. Drags it back with the bungee cord. Throws it through SiuiS' other window*

[darthbobcat]

Come. Let us riot our sorrows away. And our unicorns away.



SOCIETY HAS COLLAPSED, FRIENDSHIP IS DEAD, JUST LIKE THE UNICORNS WILL BE

*Throws the cinderbrick through SiuiS' window. Drags it back with the bungee cord. Throws it through SiuiS' other window*

... this thread suddenly went somewhere dark.

[Eakin]

... this thread suddenly went somewhere dark.

Yeah, I always wondered what would happen when Thanqol ran out of powdered unicorn horn. Detoxing from unicorn horn withdrawal is never pretty

[darthbobcat]

Yeah, I always wondered what would happen when Thanqol ran out of powdered unicorn horn. Detoxing from unicorn horn withdrawal is never pretty

Quick, we need to get him some powdered rhino horn, stat! It'll help us ween him off of it!

[Soras Teva Gee]

Alright who's the dirtbag that stretched the page!

[Vent Reynolt]

"Hi everypony! What's going on around here? I know I've been gone a very long time, but I thought I'd drop by and see how everypony is doing in the thr-"

SOCIETY HAS COLLAPSED, FRIENDSHIP IS DEAD, JUST LIKE THE UNICORNS WILL BE

*Throws the cinderbrick through SiuiS' window. Drags it back with the bungee cord. Throws it through SiuiS' other window*

*backs away slowly*

...

*Breaks out into a full sprint away.* "All the ponies in this thread are crazy!!"

[Forum Explorer]

... this thread suddenly went somewhere dark.

Yeah that happens. Have a cinderblock, it makes everything better.


Launches Tom from a catapult

[Rawhide]

Alright who's the dirtbag that stretched the page!

Was darthbobcat, actually . (He quoted Dirtbag.)

I'll fix them.

[Thanqol]

Yeah, I always wondered what would happen when Thanqol ran out of powdered unicorn horn. Detoxing from unicorn horn withdrawal is never pretty

I told you again and again I could quit any time I wanted. This is why I didn't *Pours gasoline over Anarion's toolshed*

"Hi everypony! What's going on around here? I know I've been gone a very long time, but I thought I'd drop by and see how everypony is doing in the thr-"

*backs away slowly*

...

*Breaks out into a full sprint away.* "All the ponies in this thread are crazy!!"

Death to the toolshed *ignites* instruments of unicorn propaganda must fall before society can be rebuilt

[Sean Mirrsen]

Now now people, let's not get carried away with all this rioting. Getting caught up in the joys of mass destruction has never made anyone feel good in the long run.

*is illuminated by a distant star going supernova in the background*

What? I've nothing to do with that! It probably happened thousands of years ago, and I only just got here. At lightspeed... >_>

And incidentally, I do kinda feel good.

[Vent Reynolt]

*Jumps into and hides in some bushes*

"I'm not coming out, it's crazy out there"

I told you again and again I could quit any time I wanted. This is why I didn't *Pours gasoline over Anarion's toolshed*

Death to the toolshed *ignites* instruments of unicorn propaganda must fall before society can be rebuilt

*looks around, conjures a raincloud to put out the fires on the toolshed*

[thubby]

Now now people, let's not get carried away with all this rioting. Getting caught up in the joys of mass destruction has never made anyone feel good in the long run.

i can actually corroborate this. i keep releasing wanton havoc and destruction. and yet here i am, in search of more good pony fiction.

wait, does that mean pony doesnt work in the long run either?