My Little Pony XL: The Plot Thickens!

[darthbobcat]

i can actually corroborate this. i keep releasing wanton havoc and destruction. and yet here i am, in search of more good pony fiction.

wait, does that mean pony doesnt work in the long run either?

That was kinda my conclusion; you need more and more pony, until you just burn out.

Signs of a pony addition.

1) Do you find yourself looking forward to more pony?
2) Do you find yourself misusing the word "plot" and "everypony" in your everyday life?
3) Have you ever used a funnel to get more pony in shorter amount of time?

[Thanqol]

Now now people, let's not get carried away with all this rioting. Getting caught up in the joys of mass destruction has never made anyone feel good in the long run.

*is illuminated by a distant star going supernova in the background*

What? I've nothing to do with that! It probably happened thousands of years ago, and I only just got here. At lightspeed... >_>

And incidentally, I do kinda feel good.

See? Unicorns want to keep all the cosmic vandalism to themselves. Death to the cosmos!

*looks around, conjures a raincloud to put out the fires on the toolshed*

Death to the rainclouds, oppressors and wetteners of the masses!

*Flips over a raincloud; it bursts into flames*

[Forum Explorer]

i can actually corroborate this. i keep releasing wanton havoc and destruction. and yet here i am, in search of more good pony fiction.

wait, does that mean pony doesnt work in the long run either?

pony works but comes with the side effect of a crippling addiction to more pony.

[Anarion]

You know, I think this thread has thoroughly ruined my chances at public office. Or anything requiring an in-depth background check for that matter. It'd be like shooting fish in a barrel, only I killed all the fish beforehand, drained all the water out, and replaced the pistol with a rocket launcher.

Funny thing. I just recently had a full background check conducted on me and they sent me a copy of it. Nothing in this thread was on there. Can you believe it?! I was so disappointed.

I told you again and again I could quit any time I wanted. This is why I didn't *Pours gasoline over Anarion's toolshed*



Death to the toolshed *ignites* instruments of unicorn propaganda must fall before society can be rebuilt

Ever seen The interrupters? No? Well, too bad, I'm staging an intervention. Now let's everypony calm down and cease the smashing.

Edit: By the way. I'm not sure what you're pouring gasoline over but, uh, I don't own a toolshed...

[Thanqol]

Ever seen The interrupters? No? Well, too bad, I'm staging an intervention. Now let's everypony calm down and cease the smashing.

I am calm *Flips over a bear, the bear bursts into flames*

Edit: By the way. I'm not sure what you're pouring gasoline over but, uh, I don't own a toolshed...

You're a hard man to buy gifts for, okay!?!

[Anarion]

You're a hard man to buy gifts for, okay!?!

It's true, I buy most of my own video games on release and don't care much for fancy clothing. Of course, you could just buy me pony figures. And could you burn those? Hmm Thanqol? I think even you couldn't bear to set fire to these blindbag ponies here.
*holds out blindbag ponies calmly*

[Thanqol]

It's true, I buy most of my own video games on release and don't care much for fancy clothing. Of course, you could just buy me pony figures. And could you burn those? Hmm Thanqol? I think even you couldn't bear to set fire to these blindbag ponies here.
*holds out blindbag ponies calmly*

*Flips over the unicorns. Brushes their hair while murmuring "brushie brushie" as they burn*

[Anarion]

*Flips over the unicorns. Brushes their hair while murmuring "brushie brushie" as they burn*

Okay, I think it's time to admit you have a problem. You see, those were pegasus blindbags.

[Thanqol]

Okay, I think it's time to admit you have a problem. You see, those were pegasus blindbags.

It's true! It's all true! I'm addicted to riots! I JUST CAN'T STOP RIOTING!

[darthbobcat]

It's true! It's all true! I'm addicted to riots! I JUST CAN'T STOP RIOTING!

NO MORE RIOTS! SMASH THE RIOT FACTORY! WE ARE THE PERCENTAGE THAT WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO CALCULATE!

[Thanqol]

NO MORE RIOTS! SMASH THE RIOT FACTORY! WE ARE THE PERCENTAGE THAT WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO CALCULATE!

DEATH TO VANDALS *Flips over Eakin's desk*

[GFawkes]

DEATH TO VANDALS *Flips over Eakin's desk*

DEATH TO THE DEATH OF THINGS! *Flips over..I dunno, leftover pizza?*

[Vent Reynolt]

Death to the rainclouds, oppressors and wetteners of the masses!

*Flips over a raincloud; it bursts into flames*

O.o;; "B-but... that's a cloud!! How does it even-? What?"

*Flips cloud back over. It's no longer in flames.* "Er... Hmm..."

*Starts flipping the things tat were flipped over back over*

[Forum Explorer]

It's true! It's all true! I'm addicted to riots! I JUST CAN'T STOP RIOTING!

Now tell me, in the back of your mind is there regret that eventually there won't be anything left to burn?

[Dexam]

*eyes the thread*

*eyes the forum*

ô_o

Did the pony revolution begin without anypony notifying me? It appears we have enacted a successful coup d'étrot.



Seriously, I've seen enough of the other threads to realise what is going on. This really is best thing ever... GitP admins/mods: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP!

It's a pity I wasn't able to get on yesterday when this all started (I've got SO MUCH PONY to catch up on now), but I was too busy being a good husband and father (Mrs Dexam was feeling ill, so I was looking after her and Dex Jr all day).

Now to go catch up on the 20-odd pages...

[Sean Mirrsen]

DEATH TO ENTROPY! *Flips over the Laws of Thermodynamics, they burst into frozen flame*

[Forum Explorer]

DEATH TO THE SPHERES!*Flips over soccer ball...... nothing happens*

[Thanqol]

DEATH TO THE DEATH OF THINGS! *Flips over..I dunno, leftover pizza?*

DEATH TO RECURSION *Flips over backwards*

Now tell me, in the back of your mind is there regret that eventually there won't be anything left to burn?

No. Because once everything else is on fire, then I can set myself on fire

*eyes the thread*

*eyes the forum*

ô_o

Did the pony revolution begin without anypony notifying me? It appears we have enacted a successful coup d'étrot.

Well. It begun. We're kinda backsliding now.

[Soras Teva Gee]

Funny thing. I just recently had a full background check conducted on me and they sent me a copy of it. Nothing in this thread was on there. Can you believe it?! I was so disappointed.

Yeah but isn't in a way that a good thing. I mean I remember the good old days when you went on the internet to not be yourself before this whole "social networking" thing came along.

[Bayar]

Wonder where this link goes to.

And now, back to my lurking.

[Soras Teva Gee]

Wonder where this link goes to.

And now, back to my lurking.

Oh think we expected we'd show up there somehow.

[Anarion]

Oh think we expected we'd show up there somehow.

That's nice, they called us active and friendly. Still no identification of Phoe's super secret origin story though.

[Forum Explorer]

That's nice, they called us active and friendly. Still no identification of Phoe's super secret origin story though.

So lets hope they don't notice our little riot earlier?

[thubby]

is it a bad sign that my first thought when i herd "riot" was league of legends?

also, wasnt kidding when i said i was looking for good pony fiction.

[Grif]

Ponythread.

I have an important announcement.

Today is the happiest day in my life since graduating from A-Levels.

Today, I graduate from medical school.

I'll let Twilight express my happiness.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jpgy21r_dRE

[Thanqol]

Ponythread.

I have an important announcement.

Today is the happiest day in my life since graduating from A-Levels.

Today, I graduate from medical school.

Dr. Grif. Has a ring to it. Like the guy you call in if the patient's being troublesome.

Congratulations!

[Kato]

Congratulations from me, too! I'm sure bronies make for great doctors!


Also, I'm a bit late but I enjoyed the new episode a well (I think that's the general tone?) Nothing... major to say about it, really. (Except maybe: many extensions? Flutters, you really don't need anything like that. And impressive force field on Twilight's side) The newspaper was a bit... meh (as in: too simplified production process)
I like the CMC but... I really wish there quest would advance a bit at some point. Though I don't see it happening.

[Deadly]

And yet, we've never seen Sweetie Belle use any magic.

Conclusion: either the cakes' babies are freaks of nature, or Apple Bloom's friends are SEVERELY late bloomers.

Why is this idea still alive?! ARGH! Burn it! *sets fire to idea and jumps on it in rage* Can I join the riot too?

Rarity and Rainbow Dash made it perfectly clear that these "superpowers" are perfectly normal things that come and go, ie are not permanent or indicative of adult abilities. I'd be willing to bet that Scootaloo was flying all over the place as a newborn foal too.

Ponibooru has a tag called magical_lesbian_spawn.

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OctaviaScratch!

Luna Sparkle!


Most terriying adorable PinkieSparkle

And some TwiDash

Am I the only one who think the TwiDash filly is meh, and that PinkieSparkle filly is the awesomest, cutest little thing ever!? Magic Lesbian Spawn of the Aponycalypse!

Ponythread.

I have an important announcement.

Today is the happiest day in my life since graduating from A-Levels.

Today, I graduate from medical school.

I'll let Twilight express my happiness.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jpgy21r_dRE

Congratulations! You know what this calls for...

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[Aotrs Commander]

Today, I graduate from medical school.

Congratulations!

Dr. Grif. Has a ring to it. Like the guy you call in if the patient's being troublesome.

Congratulations!

No, no, it has to be the full Doctor Grif, doesn't it? Because that make him sound more like a supervillain/timelord/etc etc...

It does! It's called a riot!

*Flips over darthbobcat's car* DEATH TO THE UNICORNS!

Pffftahahahahahaha!

You know, I think this thread has thoroughly ruined my chances at public office. Or anything requiring an in-depth background check for that matter. It'd be like shooting fish in a barrel, only I killed all the fish beforehand, drained all the water out, and replaced the pistol with a rocket launcher.

NOW you're talking my language!



*Eyeglows the riots*

Somepony find Druid Droid!

Druid Droid, wherever you are, quick, do something rioty!

[DigoDragon]

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Rainbow and Twilight I found entirely in character.

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The forcefield Twi put up was something I found a bit frightening. :)
Yes, we've seen Twilight put up one around her friends in the second Discord episode, but around the whole library? That's awesome-scary.

Wow, best April Fool ever!
New episode:

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Poor Pony Princess...

Awww... that's just so sad... never has a Celestia image invoked the need for a hug such as this one.

Image dump? You betcha!

I'm sure Apple Bloom's "thinking" face is going to be an interner meme keeper. I mean just look at it, its cute-funny XD


Can I be the element of Dungeon Mastering? 'Cause thus far my players had fought off a barbarian pegasus with multi-colored hair and a vain unicorn with a pet green dragon. No one got the MLP refrences until recently. I got stats in the works for an encounter with an archmage purple unicorn and a druid pegasus that commands swarms of killer butterflies.