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    Quote Originally Posted by The Glyphstone View Post
    And without reverting to Japanese, either, for the convenience of the listeners...
    I think more for the convenience of Gary. I suspect his life expectancy would significantly drop if he kept on stopping during the swirly to ask Yuki, "What did you just say?".

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    Unlikely if she's had any real exposure to western entertainment or culture.
    I believe Yuki was mostly raised in Japan, so she may not have had much exposure to western culture/entertainment and given her distinct lack of interest in the male body/sexuality since a relatively early age, I don't think it would be pushing it too much for her not to have heard of the symptom.

    It certainly wouldn't be the first time we've had fore-head slapping disbelief from this comic (see Gary and Amber).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eldan View Post
    Huh. Until I looked it up on Wiki just now, I had no idea Blue Balls were actually a thing. I mean, I was aware of the term, but I always thought it meant just frustration, not something actually physical.
    Same here... but wiki at least says not all males have it. I know I haven't but I've had enough moments when I should have, I guess. Lucky me?

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    And with this sentence you gave 'Doctor who' whole new dimension :/
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cen View Post
    And with this sentence you gave 'Doctor who' whole new dimension :/
    Oh. Oh god. Oh god oh god oh god.

    I wish you hadn't said that. That puts a whole strange spin on watching Doctor Who yesterday with a girl I like. @_@

    I lol'd though.

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    Unlikely if she's had any real exposure to western entertainment or culture. I have no interest in having sex with men, but I certainly found out about it as a child from various sources, most of which were, like, PG-13. Then I was told it was just a cultural myth that was perpetuated in order to guilt-trip women into having sex.
    I'm from Western Europe and I hadn't heard of blue balls until a few years ago and hadn't known it was a real condition until rather recently. (Mainly personal experience and then looking it up after it was mentioned here it was supposedly a well-known real condition in this thread.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Morph Bark View Post
    Oh. Oh god. Oh god oh god oh god.

    I wish you hadn't said that. That puts a whole strange spin on watching Doctor Who yesterday with a girl I like. @_@
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brother Oni View Post
    What was that phrase from Blink that got put on a T-shirt... oh yes, "The angels have the phonebox".
    That can be taken wrongly in so many ways that my brain just ended up forgetting each and every one of them! What are you thinking?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Morph Bark View Post
    That can be taken wrongly in so many ways that my brain just ended up forgetting each and every one of them! What are you thinking?
    Whichever one that doesn't end up with getting an Improved Unarmed Strike to the face and in the good books of the young lady?

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    There go my chances of using "Want me to paint your phonebox?" as a good line, ever.
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    Back to the blue balls...
    I too thought it was just a term for extreme frustration. After all, spontaneous nightly releases (while sleeping) happens for basically all men.
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    Still silly, it's easily fixed by yourself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yora View Post
    Still silly, it's easily fixed by yourself.
    Except living in an apartment full of women and in the same room as a woman who would kill him if he did it in there...
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    Except living in an apartment full of women and in the same room as a woman who would kill him if he did it in there...
    isn't that what bathrooms are for?

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    isn't that what bathrooms are for?
    He doesn't know how to lock the bathroom door or it has no lock, so see again, apartment full of women.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Coidzor View Post
    Except living in an apartment full of women and in the same room as a woman who would kill him if he did it in there...
    He should get one of those pocket... thingies? Whatever they're called. Set on the vibrations and keep it in the pants at the same time. Might need looser pants to make it fit though.

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    He doesn't know how to lock the bathroom door or it has no lock, so see again, apartment full of women.
    Fact: Ma3ntreal doors have no locks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Coidzor View Post
    Except living in an apartment full of women and in the same room as a woman who would kill him if he did it in there...
    Well, that's inside the comic. In this comic, everything is silly and always results in the most akward outcome.
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    Wow, those blue balls are so blue they shot right past indigo into ultraviolet!
    'Ultraviolet Balls' would be a good name for a band incidentally.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yora View Post
    Well, that's inside the comic. In this comic, everything is silly and always results in the most akward outcome.
    In that case I guess he's going to make a beeline to the bathroom then.
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    I think Gary has earned some sort of award by this stage...

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    Now to see how Gary's debasement results in hilarity!

    Also, called it.
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    Hah. Okay, this is actually kind of funny.
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    Yuki, I understand you're inexperienced and phallophobic but you could at least *try* to be a less selfish lover.
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    Yuki, I understand you're inexperienced and phallophobic but you could at least *try* to be a less selfish lover.
    Yeah, she is quite selfish here... but apparently the Swirly is JUST THAT GOOD. It's like a drug, like the best possible thing, llike you never had sex before and all of a sudden you have SEX...
    And I guess if she could repay him she would... maybe she's at least paying for dinner?

    Now the big question... will Gary get a tongue cramp and lose the ability to give swirlies forever?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kato View Post
    ...
    And I guess if she could repay him she would... maybe she's at least paying for dinner?
    ...
    Wouldn't that make him a callboy?

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    ...
    Now the big question... will Gary get a tongue cramp and lose the ability to give swirlies forever?!
    Oh, now there's a thought. I could totally see things going that way. :O
    (Not forever, but just long enough for her to get withdrawal and try to do something about it, thus moving their "relationship" along.)

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    Now I want some Tiramisuuuuuu :(

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kato View Post
    Yeah, she is quite selfish here... but apparently the Swirly is JUST THAT GOOD. It's like a drug, like the best possible thing, llike you never had sex before and all of a sudden you have SEX...
    Currently, this is my greatest problem with the comic. It's just not reasonable. It shatters my suspension of disbelief.
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    Additction is a powerful thing...
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    In that case I guess he's going to make a beeline to the bathroom then.
    Im honestly not sure how well that would work. Especially if its a bad case. It might be hard to give yourself enough stimulation when you feel like a horse is constantly kicking you in the sack. I dunno, maybe it would be like when your calf muscle cramps up really bad and you have to force it to stretch a certain way to unlock it again. It hurts, but its better than lying there in pain till it eventually stops making your cry. Just push through the pain and you will feel better sooner.
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    Poor, poor Gary. His girlfriend is so oblivious to his plights.

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    At this point I really have a hard time condemning Gary if he was to cheat on Yuki... Especially if some girl came on to him. Like really hard.

    Also, I wish I was better at photoshop so I could make a good guy Greg/bad luck Brian image for Gary... Poor boy.
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    This would be the point where DiDi should go to Gary and come onto him.
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