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    Life lesson: always assume they might punch you in the balls.
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    I start to get the feeling Gary might actually be a masochist... He's almost literally asking for it... Ouch.
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    Well, today's strip is adorable, who would say

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    «I would much rather you be the one to punch me in the balls».


    works as a pickup line?
    ...actually, I know some girls for whom that would work, especially if they were bored.

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    Quote Originally Posted by teratorn View Post
    Well, today's strip is adorable, who would say

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    works as a pickup line?
    But do you WANT to pick up a girl that line works on?
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    Quote Originally Posted by teratorn View Post
    Well, today's strip is adorable, who would say

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    works as a pickup line?
    Not I. It strikes me as a rather silly, possibly vapid thing to say.
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    ...yeah, this is gonna go bad.

    He really should have phrased it as him wanting Yuki to be the one who wont punch him in the balls. Make her more competitive to all the other girls who won't punch him in the balls, like Sonja/NotALesbian. >_>
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    Quote Originally Posted by Domochevsky View Post
    He really should have phrased it as him wanting Yuki to be the one who wont punch him in the balls. Make her more competitive to all the other girls who won't punch him in the balls, like Sonja/NotALesbian. >_>
    He just needs to convince her that fondling is the same thing as slow punching.
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    Quote Originally Posted by teratorn View Post
    He just needs to convince her that fondling is the same thing as slow punching.
    That just sounds unpleasant.
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    They should just do it doggystyle.

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    They should just do it doggystyle.

    ...what? You were all thinking it. OR AT LEAST YOU ARE NOW.
    If you'll recall the I Touched It debacle or the near-disaster prevented by Strawberry ice cream, I think you'll see that that probably won't help.
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    Ah yes, the male erogenous zones... good luck with that, Yuki. >_>

    (I suspect she's trying to apply what she knows of the female body and her experiences with that to get around the tentacle issues. Not very effective. So what are the odds of them trying to face the Kraken once more...)
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    The weird thing for me is that Kraken was always something more... associated with women than with men in my internal lexicon, haha. Aside from the rum, anyway.

    Now, Arrakian Sandworms, on the other hand...
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    As he proved earlier, he can do quite a bit without taking *his* pants off.
    Personally though, I think, given his lack of experience and her fears, some clothed make outs might be better for both of them.
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    If you'll recall the I Touched It debacle or the near-disaster prevented by Strawberry ice cream, I think you'll see that that probably won't help.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravens_cry View Post
    As he proved earlier, he can do quite a bit without taking *his* pants off.
    Personally though, I think, given his lack of experience and her fears, some clothed make outs might be better for both of them.
    Yes, but him doing "quite a bit" with no reciprocation is, oh, what's the word?...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Coidzor View Post
    Yes, but him doing "quite a bit" with no reciprocation is, oh, what's the word?...
    I agree, which is why I suggested heavy petting as opposed to the former, more one-sided possibility.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravens_cry View Post
    I agree, which is why I suggested heavy petting as opposed to the former, more one-sided possibility.
    Yuki can't even do that, no?
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    Technically for today's Eerie Cuties rather than Menage a 3, but still...

    ...am I incredibly lowbrow for finding that hilarious?

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    That rodent doesn't know Kade well enough if it thinks an attractive girl's cleavage would be a safe place to hide from him.
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    Yuki can't even do that, no?
    Golly, there has to be something both can do that's mutually enjoyable.
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    Yuki can't even do that, no?
    Not as far as I've seen. Right now, it's only the male anatomy that gets her riled.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herpestidae View Post
    Not as far as I've seen. Right now, it's only the male anatomy that gets her riled.
    Mutual petting would intersect with that.
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    I kind of feel sorry for Zii in this one. She really has been trying to behave with Erik while Sonya has been absolutely relentless in her pursuit of Zii. I can't help but wonder if this is all part of some kind of very long term revenge thing from Sonya to pay Zii back for the boyfriend thing.

    I'm offering fairly good odds that Thursday's strip is NSFW and that Zii and Gary get close to getting it on, only for Yuki to be distracted by the sounds of sex from the next room.

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    I kind of feel sorry for Zii in this one. She really has been trying to behave with Erik while Sonya has been absolutely relentless in her pursuit of Zii. I can't help but wonder if this is all part of some kind of very long term revenge thing from Sonya to pay Zii back for the boyfriend thing.

    I'm offering fairly good odds that Thursday's strip is NSFW and that Zii and Gary get close to getting it on, only for Yuki to be distracted by the sounds of sex from the next room.
    Zii and Gary? That would be interesting...
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    Things are getting heated up, i see. (no link, due to all that steam)

    How could this be ruined... we know that this is not gonna get played straight (haha), so the speculation lies in how exactly it's gonna go wrong.
    Maybe a third party entering the house and finding both pairs being engaged somehow? (Since no one locks their doors or even closes them half the time.) Or Zii/NotALesbian getting interrupted by Yuki freaking out after attempting to harpoon the Kraken, kicking Zii's resistance back long enough to get out of her grasp?

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    Heh. This has to be like dangling a bottle of bourbon in front of a month-long sober drunk. But on the other hand, Zii has never gotten a kick out of cheating, as such, and I don't think she does now either. She's just really, really easy to tempt Even if Erik does satisfies her (which he no doubt does), it's probably hard for her to ignore such a focused attack from anyone, let alone someone she has a history of being severely physically attracted to.

    Okay, so I want to stress something here. This, right here, right now, is Sonya getting payback on Zii. Assuming that Zii doesn't have the willpower to tear herself away from Sonya, then Sonya has turned her own game around right back at her. And from what's currently evident, her attraction is genuine; it's not out of spite or anything. And it's all Zii's fault.

    I must say, that level of writing is above what I generally expect from a webcomic.
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    Honestly, this whole thing with Zii and Sonya is kind of Erik's fault. Zii knew that Sonya was a weirdo and a temptation for her, and she actively tried to stay away from her as much as possible. Erik, on the other hand, didn't care what Zii wanted or what potential problems she might have. He basically put her back into Zii's life over her objections and then conspired to leave them alone together saying it was a test.

    If someone is a recovering alcoholic, you're supposed to help them stay clean, not lock them in a room with a bottle of Jack as a "test." That's just stupid. So if Zii does end up cheating with Sonya, I don't feel too bad for Erik. He's practically begging for it.
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    It's still sorta Zii's fault for not telling Erik exactly why she doesn't want to work with Sonya. She had the chance to correct him, and didn't.

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