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Thread: Ménage à 3 III: 47 Seconds Later
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2012-09-27, 12:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-09-27, 01:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-09-27, 04:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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Haaaaa. Oh Gary, you so pathetic.
That said, while Yuki is being pretty damn bitchy here, I feel that it's more important for Gary to be able to confront her about it than her suddenly realising "omg I'm doing it wrong you guys".Quoth the raven, "Polly wants a cracker."
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2012-09-27, 04:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-09-27, 06:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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Hmm, kinda wondering if I can tell where this is going next:
1) Yuki is being used by Gary as an Orgasm-On-Demand machine.
2) Amber also wants to use Gary as an Orgasm-On-Demand machine.
3) While being badly treated by Yuki, Gary is watching videos of Amber.
A possible step 4? Amber catches Gary alone, offers him a 'better deal'.... and falls into the same addicted pattern as Yuki, too obsessed with her own fun to remember to return the favour to poor, overworked Gary.
....I could probably have chosen a more/less appropriate smiley to end that sentence with, given the broader context.Last edited by Wraith; 2012-09-27 at 07:08 PM.
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2012-09-27, 07:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-09-27, 08:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Ménage à 3 III: 47 Seconds Later
She mostly sleeps in Didi's bed. She can't sleep in Gary's room regularly. After all, he gets naked in there.
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2012-09-27, 09:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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Ok, now yuki is being obliviously self absorbed. She just went right past the thing didi said that SHOULD have clued her in to the problem. Gary? He needs to show her why what she is doing is wrong. "Oooh gary-san! OOh, OOOH! Oo? Why did you stop?!" "Yuki, you see this feeling you are getting right now? Being on the edge and not being able to finish? Thats what you are doing to me 6 times a day now. Ill leave you to think about this for awhile. Good night."
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2012-09-28, 01:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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Last edited by JadedDM; 2012-09-28 at 01:43 PM.
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2012-09-28, 02:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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Can i throw my money into the ring saying Amber and DiDi find they share a common goal and join forces to defeat the evil japawitch and free poor Gary from her tyranny?
Oh wait, Amber thinks DiDi is Yuki, neeevermiiind!Last edited by Draconi Redfir; 2012-09-28 at 03:13 PM.
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2012-09-28, 04:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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Gary will always have the "spineless pathethic loser" (a.k.a. SPL) status quo.
Sure, he got laid once. Kudos.
But he still the SPL, as we can see Yuki do now (and probably, in the future, other girls in comic)
I put my money with Wraith's
He is being used by Yuki.
Then by Amber.
Then by Didi.
But will not get any piece of action for himself.
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2012-09-28, 05:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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Oh, he'll definitely end up getting some action.
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2012-09-29, 02:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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Ok, I'm not expecting excatly Shakespearean level of writting, but come on, this is just stupid I mean, does porn like that really exist? And some people actually get turned on by this?
Adrie, half elven bard. Drawing by Vulion, avatar by CheesePirate. Colored version by Callos_DeTerran. Thanks a lot, you guys.This place is not a place of honor…no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here… nothing valued is here."There will come a day so dark you will pray for death. On that day your prayers will be answered."Book of shadows, book of night, wake the beast and banish light.
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2012-09-29, 03:50 AM (ISO 8601)
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Well, it actually reminds me of some kind of Barbarella spoof.
Also, it contains girl-on-girl, many heterosexual guys are into that. It's even a trope!
The scenario is rather goofy though, and rather expensive to film for porn.
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2012-09-29, 04:01 AM (ISO 8601)
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2012-09-29, 04:10 AM (ISO 8601)
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It's not the kind I look for if I look for porn but... yes. This exists. And it's made with pretty cheesy costumes. And other things to keep the budget low. No idea whether they do this because the director wants to make something more fun than just porn or if they are actually trying to sell a fetish...
So, what IS Gary's problem? Place your bets!
1) Gary can't get off of porn after he had real sex.
2) All those swirlies made him think of a vagina as a weird tasting lollipop and that kills his boner.
3) He feels he's cheating on Yuki.
4) He sees Amber as a real human being and can't fap to her.
5) The plot is just THAT BAD.
6) ???
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2012-09-29, 04:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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Or it just hurts because of extreme groin localized vasocongestion.
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2012-09-29, 04:38 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Ménage à 3 III: 47 Seconds Later
I'm going with 4...
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2012-09-29, 06:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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I'm as much of fan of hot girl-on-girl action as the next straight guy, but quite seriously, this looks like too much. Good catch on Barbarella, though. I thought there was something familiar in there, but couldn't quite put my finger on it.
I wanted to see a porn with story. If it's like this, I will take the old "guy comes to fix girls washing maching, they make hot monkey love instead", or whatever passes as an excuse for a plot in porn, anyday of the week.
Put me down under number 3.Adrie, half elven bard. Drawing by Vulion, avatar by CheesePirate. Colored version by Callos_DeTerran. Thanks a lot, you guys.This place is not a place of honor…no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here… nothing valued is here."There will come a day so dark you will pray for death. On that day your prayers will be answered."Book of shadows, book of night, wake the beast and banish light.
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2012-09-29, 06:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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I'll take #3 as well.
And I don't think pron has had a plot since the invention of the Internet. But I am old enough to remember when it did! I've stumbled across the rare video with a plot, but they are few and far between.Thanks to Ceika (X2), Yeril, Holammer and Dr. Bath for the Avatars!
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2012-09-29, 07:07 AM (ISO 8601)
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Late night cable TV tends towards more plot as well. Sometimes the resulting love triangles or pentagons or even dodecahedron are almost interesting in and of themselves.
Almost.
Anime and manga hentai are also often more plotted, to the point where non-pornographic versions can become popular in their own right.
As for #3, I don't see why. She's not dating him, she's dating his tongue.Last edited by Ravens_cry; 2012-09-29 at 07:07 AM.
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2012-09-29, 07:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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Derp. Thank you - How on earth did I evolve a blind-spot for cute Asian girls and gorgeous blondes?
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2012-09-29, 07:52 AM (ISO 8601)
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...wait what? You people watch porn with the sound on? Weirdos.
(But yeah, i suspect this is a combination of 3 and 4. It's kinda weird if you know people who participate in a porn flick.)Last edited by Domochevsky; 2012-09-29 at 07:53 AM.
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2012-09-29, 09:34 AM (ISO 8601)
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I'll just censor myself a bit. Sorry for drifting off. If anyone really cares highlight, but I don't think so.
To be honest, porn without sound does nothing for me. Or when they play some horrible music over the sound... (Then again, if some male leads feel they need to grunt all the time that's annoying in it's own right) In the same way that girls who are absolutely quiet in bed are total turn offs... Er, getting off topic.
@Ravens_cry: he doesn't look like he is in physical pain to me so I didn't consider hos problem to be a physical one.Last edited by Kato; 2012-09-29 at 11:00 AM.
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2012-09-29, 10:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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...okay people, time to talk about something else.
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2012-09-29, 10:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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Yeah, most "plots" consist of the excuse for there to be a guy and a girl, (or any combination up to 35 or so participants) together. School photographer and student, prisoner and cop, there is generally one line of dialogue, "Im the plumber maam, im here to snake out your pipes." "Oh, I BET you are!" Then the bow chika music starts up and plot goes away once the uniform does. I have heard of the movie spoofs though, saving ryans privates, the sexorcist, sexual predator, "Get to the choppa! We are naked and waiting!" I honestly dont know if they exist, or if its all a joke, but I wouldnt be surprised.
"Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum"
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2012-09-29, 10:54 AM (ISO 8601)
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2012-09-29, 03:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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If you aren't likely to get in trouble for it, a quick Google search for "porn parody" reveals some mind-bending things; Not Married (With Children). The *BIG* Bang Theory. The Simpsons (complete with neon body-paint). The Smurfs.
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2012-09-29, 03:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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The Lord of the G-Strings, How I [Slept With] Your Mother, the incredibly lamely titled Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody (could have at least made it Episode XXX: [pun goes here]), Carolina Jones... There are truly a lot out there.
I think my point should be that, Traab, the dialogue in the in-comic porn today? Superior to that in the typical porn parody.
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2012-09-30, 05:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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It's about time that
1 Gary learns to standfor himself (but that's not gonna happen).
2 Kiley starts really treating Yuki's phobia. The sausages havent helped much, not too mention that learning to bite it isn't the point. She needs a better fear exposure treatment. Why not sex toys? Starting with a small and non-threatening vibrator and moving on to more and more anatomically accurate dildos? That seems like the obvious solution, since the point was to be able to have sex not eating a sausage or a banana.
Any kind of porn that you can imagine, and some that you cant, does exist.
For those of you who are curious but don't want the mental scars, I suggest checking out the Cinema Snob's reviews. He doesn't review only porn flick, but you can spot them by the title. His videos are sfw.Last edited by Lynn; 2012-09-30 at 05:53 PM.