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    Just checking to see if it worked. On a comic related note, is it just me? Or does it seem to be taking awhile to update again? *EDIT* Woot! it worked!
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    An offer for a full-body massage from the girl of your-literal-fantasies.

    Not really feeling the loser status, Gary.

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    I'm more interested in how destiny(or maybe we should call it status quo?) will screw the poor guy this time.
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    Yeah, that's the real tragedy for him... it get's him close enough to taste it, but janks the cake away from him before he can take a proper bite. Fate/TheAuthor is quite cruel to him.

    Of course now i wonder... how did she get herself soaped up like that outside of the shower?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Domochevsky View Post
    Of course now i wonder... how did she get herself soaped up like that outside of the shower?
    It's possible if you use a bath pouf thingy or loofah. Or you can pour dish-washing liquid directly into a stream of water as it came from the tap.

    ... I know too much about this kind of thing, don't I?
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    Something about her anatomy looks very weird in that last panel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Herpestidae View Post
    It's possible if you use a bath pouf thingy or loofah. Or you can pour dish-washing liquid directly into a stream of water as it came from the tap.

    ... I know too much about this kind of thing, don't I?
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    Oh god... the better things look for Gary the worse the backlash... or will he actually be rewarded for what Dillon did to him?
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    You do realize what comic you're reading, right? Even actually losing his virginity was turned into an awful situation full of suffering for Gary.

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    It's interesting to note that Gary himself doesn't really complain that much. Maybe we are overreacting?
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    You do realize what comic you're reading, right? Even actually losing his virginity was turned into an awful situation full of suffering for Gary.
    You say that like it's a rare thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Morph Bark View Post
    You say that like it's a rare thing.
    It's not, that was my point. Kato seemed to harbor some bizarre false hope that this situation would not end badly for Gary, I was merely disabusing him of said delusion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Weimann View Post
    It's interesting to note that Gary himself doesn't really complain that much. Maybe we are overreacting?
    Or when one is a buttmonkey for as long as he has been, one simply resigns one's self to the idea that such is life and can't even imagine that others have it that much better than one does because they have spines.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Glyphstone View Post
    It's not, that was my point. Kato seemed to harbor some bizarre false hope that this situation would not end badly for Gary, I was merely disabusing him of said delusion.
    Thanks for crushing my hopes for Gary... I know it's delusional but... hey, he got laid. And he got... a lot of admirers... it's not like the universe is constantly kicking him. Oh, I'm sure he will get terribly punished again afterwards but maybe, just maybe...
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    When the universe is not kicking Gary, that just means it's winding up for a bigger kick.

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    If Gary gained a large fortune, it would only to lose even more money in a cruel and vicious twist of fate.
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    "Mr. Gary*, I have good news and bad news. Your great, great great uncle Vladimir died and left you twenty million dollars. The bad news is, the colombian mob wants it back. They will sent their sexiest assassins after you."


    *Does he have a last name?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Coidzor View Post
    Or when one is a buttmonkey for as long as he has been, one simply resigns one's self to the idea that such is life and can't even imagine that others have it that much better than one does because they have spines.
    The thing is, a lot of his problems still seem like they are wish fulfilment. Like when he got two hot girlfriends at once.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravens_cry View Post
    The thing is, a lot of his problems still seem like they are wish fulfilment. Like when he got two hot girlfriends at once.
    Wish fulfillment that doesn't actually fulfill anything.

    He got two girlfriends who were too busy fighting to actually enjoy dating and the one he picked is sexually misusing him.

    So, y'know, like he's got a monkey's paw messing with him.

    Even a literal genie would have killed him somehow to put him out of his misery by this point.

    Even AM would show some mercy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Coidzor View Post
    Wish fulfillment that doesn't actually fulfill anything.

    He got two girlfriends who were too busy fighting to actually enjoy dating and the one he picked is sexually misusing him.

    So, y'know, like he's got a monkey's paw.
    Too be fair, if he had picked the other one, he would be constantly injured because she thinks he gets off on being beaten.
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    I would say he actually has one girlfriend and one stalker.

    And now two stalkers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Traab View Post
    Too be fair, if he had picked the other one, he would be constantly injured because she thinks he gets off on being beaten.
    That's not fairness, that's simply noting that he had no real choice because he has no ability to be anything but a victim of outrageous fortune.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Coidzor View Post
    Wish fulfillment that doesn't actually fulfill anything.

    He got two girlfriends who were too busy fighting to actually enjoy dating and the one he picked is sexually misusing him.

    So, y'know, like he's got a monkey's paw messing with him.

    Even a literal genie would have killed him somehow to put him out of his misery by this point.

    Even AM would show some mercy.
    Yeah, this comic is messed up like that.
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    Yeah, this comic is messed up like that.
    Either that or I'm just really dedicated to working AM into conversations...
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    Okay. Too many positives. I now expect his house to burn down and someone to end in the hospital for this one.
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    Ha! Yeah, i expect Dillon to break out and interrupt any minute now.
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    Okay. Too many positives. I now expect his house to burn down and someone to end in the hospital for this one.
    No, no, too gentle. Someone's going to get put on a bus or die from the karmic backlash.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Coidzor View Post
    Either that or I'm just really dedicated to working AM into conversations...
    if it helps i've added him into a list of artifical inteligences i'm working on for a robot essay i'm thinking of doing in the future :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by Coidzor View Post
    Either that or I'm just really dedicated to working AM into conversations...
    I am surprised how emotional the voice was in the intro linked. I expected something more monotone, but resonant, like Sovereign from Mass Effect, less human. It's almost Narmish to my expectations.
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    No, no, too gentle. Someone's going to get put on a bus or die from the karmic backlash.
    Somehow both kiley AND yuki will dash in there and catch them in the act. Kiley will say something that lets yuki know they also slept together, and the psychotic violence shatters the world.
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