Ménage à 3 III: 47 Seconds Later

[Morph Bark]

You mean good karma like. . . TWO porn stars that want to jump him? A French Amazonian goddess that wants him? An asian cuite thats dating him already and seems to finally be getting hit by the clue by four? Not too mention one or two other random hot women. Seriously, all he is missing are two hot twins trying to get some group time with him and he will have a bakers dozen fetishes all after him. Im not saying any of his scenarios are going to end well, but at least he would have sex once with each of them before they learn its nothing but an oral technique and he isnt actually a viking in the sack. Although, by the end, who knows? He might actually learn enough to have game past the oral level.

But right now yuki is going to dash off to gary after getting a little advice, (hopefully), and of course will bust down the door just in time to see some horribly compromising position, and my money is on this time actually being an accident instead of say, amber in the shower. Even odds on whether she beats the girl(s) to death or gary. Though Didi may be happy with another spanking.

When you said "baker's dozen fetishes", I started to wonder which ones Ma3 hasn't covered yet. BBWs? Black women? Dominatrixes? Well, maybe that last one, but only mildly (thankfully).

[John Cribati]

Frankly, there are too many fetishes and paraphilias for one comic to showcase. At least, not without alienating its audience and attracting a different one.

[Weimann]

It would be character growth if this was a normal comic. But it's probably a prelude to more disasters.

These are not exclusive.

Honestly, Yuki has developed since her introduction. So has pretty much everyone.

And I also want to point out that for all Yuki's selfishness (tangent: aren't all relationships inherently selfish?), Gary's motivation for being together with her is that "no one else will". While I don't discredit that as a foundation for a relationship to start off from, it needs to evolve past that in short order. He's not in the clear, either.

[Weimann]

Hadn't we concluded that blindfolds didn't work earlier in the thread?

[Eldan]

It won't work.

[Somebloke]

Yes, but the main question is: how precisely won't it work? With the other two at home.

[Wraith]

Didi and Sonya are sitting in Gary's bed, naked, when Yuki walks in - also probably naked, because why wait until you get home to get started? - and wearing a blindfold.

'Recovering' lesbian, eyes closed, walking forward, hands outstretched into naked-and-very-horny Sonya and Didi. What could possibly go wrong?

[Eldan]

You forgot that Gary will walk in at that moment, run into three naked women in his bad and fall unconscious.

[Wraith]

Sonya and Didi get bored waiting for Gary and fall asleep together in his bed.

Gary walks in, sees Sonya and Didi semi-naked and apparently 'post coitus' in his bed.

Gary passes out, manga-esque noseblood fountaining across the landscape.

Yuki walks in, blindfolded, trips over Gary and gets started on what she thinks is Gary but turns out to be Sonya and Didi - who, incredibly frustrated already, have no reason not to reciprocate.

Dillon walks in, looking to apologise to/comfort Gary after an embarrassing meeting earlier.

In a frenzy, Sonya, Yuki and Didi jump Dillon and demand swirlies until he expires several hours later.

The comic ends in 3 strips time as the world's [un?]luckiest gay man has his jaw worn down to the nub in a foursome atop Gary's recumbent body, like a full-sized cuddle pillow that Kiley only wishes that she could have bought at the Anime-con.

....I can probably work random interruptions from Matt, Zii and Senna, but that'll do for now.

[Kato]

Oh god, this is going to end horribly for Gary.... I just don't know yet how terrible it will be... Maybe DiDi will squash his head when he is eating her out due to the intensity of her first orgasm and his brain will splatter all over the room.... Okay, I guess it won't be THAT bad.

[Weimann]

Title drop!

I do like that they keep wearing their shirts.

[Eldan]

They'll probably grab him, start pulling him in different directions and then accidentally knock him unconscious.

[Weimann]

We've seen DiDi lift multiple moving boxes full of stuff in one go. She will win any conflict of main strength.

[Morph Bark]

We've seen DiDi lift multiple moving boxes full of stuff in one go. She will win any conflict of main strength.

Unless it would be funnier if she lost. Or sexier.

[Cikomyr]

We've seen DiDi lift multiple moving boxes full of stuff in one go. She will win any conflict of main strength.

Not really. She got beat up once by Yuki. And punished..

and punished...

and punished......

..... I'll be in my bunk

[Weimann]

A combat isn't really a matter of pure strength, though. If it comes down to straight-up tugging, she would have the upper hand.

[Cikomyr]

A combat isn't really a matter of pure strength, though. If it comes down to straight-up tugging, she would have the upper hand.

Tugging over what?!?!


Poor Gary...


edit: You know, if you take the idea that Zii is an unaware personification of the Devil, the whole Webcomic make a lot more sense. Just think of her way to twist and seduce everybody.

And Gary literally made a deal with her to get laid. And it's like a Monkey's Paw wish.

[The Glyphstone]

Title drop!

I do like that they keep wearing their shirts.

I like how the grammar on the shirts makes no sense.

[BlackDragonKing]

A certain point of order; do DiDi and Sonya know Gary's supposed sexual prowess is only oral? DiDi certainly doesn't, but I don't know about Sonya.

I can't help but think there will be some sort of gigantic snap-back at some point. The frankly ridiculous build-up of people that are now focused on getting Gary to go down on them really seems like it's setting up for some terrible backlash down the line.

...Like, terrible even if it was old Zii in Gary's position, not "Oh god, now that I got laid hot women are popping out of the woodwork to demand oral sex, this is terrible!"

[Morph Bark]

I like how the grammar on the shirts makes no sense.

If that final s wasn't there, it'd be all good, but nooo...

[datalaughing]

I like how the grammar on the shirts makes no sense.

At first I thought it was a big boobs joke. Like Didi's two breasts are large enough that it makes them sexual tag team champions, and maybe that still is part of the joke, but Google says that the phrase is one actually used on wrestling by tag team partners who hate each other and don't want to acknowledge the other's contribution.

[Shadow of the Sun]

If that final s wasn't there, it'd be all good, but nooo...

It's a reference to a time in the WWE when a dude won the tag team championship by himself. He'd brag about it by saying 'I am the tag team champions!'

[Traab]

You know, this is just, HOW?! How can any man have such terrible good luck?! Hey Didi, drop the, "I have never climaxed" line on her. I dont think there is a single person evil enough to not let you go first in that case.

Of course, the questions are manyfold right now. Is gary even home? If not, will he get home before yuki shows up? if he does how bad will things look when she gets there? Or will gary come home to see all three of the girls in a knock down drag out battle for first chance at garys junk? I see this as a game of rocks paper scissors. Didi can stomp not a lesbian, not a lesbian knows yukis weakness to male genitalia and likely has a device handy, and yuki has already beaten didi like a drum.

[Wraith]

It's a reference to a time in the WWE when a dude won the tag team championship by himself. He'd brag about it by saying 'I am the tag team champions!'

Bizarre coincidence time; After reading this post, I immediately put down my phone and opened the book that I am currently reading through ("Have A Nice Day! A Tale Of Blood and Sweatpants" by Mick Foley, aka, Mankind) and the very next paragraph I was coming to?

The time when an ECW wrestler was stood up by his partner and inadvertently won the Tag Team Titles by himself. No word of a lie, I swear; 2 lines in and the very same obscure fact twice in a row.

[Weimann]

Oh, logistics. You fill in where logic has long since given up.

[Wraith]

Worst. Non-lesbians. Ever.

[Cikomyr]

And here is thrown out of the window all pretense that this is anything but softcore porn.

COME. ON.

[John Cribati]

And here is thrown out of the window all pretense that this is anything but softcore porn.

COME. ON.

THIS is the moment that you choose to make such a declaration?

[Cikomyr]

THIS is the moment that you choose to make such a declaration?

Two big-buxomed girls, lying naked on top of each other to expose their genitalia to a man when he walks in so he can eat them?

Yes. Everything else could have gone into the very, very stretched definition of "drama". All the things about Amber, etc...

But THIS?! The elastic just snapped.

[John Cribati]

... The VERY FIRST STRIP ended with a shot of two naked men going at it.