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    He's a robot. But not from the future, the twist is that he's from the past. He was programmed by, oh, I don't know, the Abessinian empire.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eldan View Post
    He's a robot. But not from the future, the twist is that he's from the past. He was programmed by, oh, I don't know, the Abessinian empire.
    A Themyscrian ambassador lost her love slave bot on a routine mission to canada. When it was damaged it lost its identity as a love machine and became gary. Its still a love machine its just not fully aware of it yet.
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    Default Re: Ménage à 3 III: 47 Seconds Later

    He actually turns out to be a literal blow-up doll, brought to life Pinnochio-style and now questing to become a 'real man'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Glyphstone View Post
    He actually turns out to be a literal blow-up doll, brought to life Pinnochio-style and now questing to become a 'real man'.
    Kind of like this? (WARNING: NSFW! NSFW FOR GOD'S SAKE!!)

    Well, "this" minus the depressing part

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    Y'know, I think I knew exactly what comic strip you were linking to, even before I clicked upon it. And I mean exactly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wraith View Post
    Y'know, I think I knew exactly what comic strip you were linking to, even before I clicked upon it. And I mean exactly.

    Man, I miss Sexy Losers.
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    Aaaaand we learn what Gary did for Kiley. I guess having lots of sex partners can teach you a thing or two about the other sex(?)
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    Ugh, I think I can see where this is leading, and I don't like it.

    Matt is going to find out that Gary is the one who Kiley has on her mind - the same Gary who he has just made him admit that he felt "inadequate". He's also discovered exactly what it takes to get into Kiley's pants, and she has just suggested that Matt has a need to be 'superior' to Gary....

    ....Matt will end up in bed with Kiley just because she is the only one who can accurately tell him "who is better".
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    Well, she has already slept with him, so she already can. Once he finds out about "this one incredible oral technique", it could lead to a detective-style retracing of where it came from and attempting to reverse-engineer it for himself.
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    I wouldn't expect Matt to be that much of a jerk, to be honest... For all his cheating he still seems to respect his partners as people, not tools to prove a point.

    But I could see Morph's suggestion happening.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Morph Bark View Post
    Well, she has already slept with him, so she already can. Once he finds out about "this one incredible oral technique", it could lead to a detective-style retracing of where it came from and attempting to reverse-engineer it for himself.
    This is a flashback to before she answered Yuki on the phone. She might not have slept with him yet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wraith View Post
    Y'know, I think I knew exactly what comic strip you were linking to, even before I clicked upon it. And I mean exactly.

    Man, I miss Sexy Losers.
    Me too, I saw the, nsfw, for gods sake, and thought, that must be sexy losers.
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    Me too, I saw the, nsfw, for gods sake, and thought, that must be sexy losers.
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    Kiley's giving credit to her sex, today... Okay, if it wasn't Ma3 where it's normal for everyone's brain to cease functioning when they see DiDi for the first time, I'd have reason to complain, I guess...

    I like Dillon's reaction in the recent DSB... a bit over the top but cute and very Dillon.

    And... what is up with Mr(s) Hellrune in EC?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kato View Post
    I need to make an archive run now, thanks, guys... and than I'll make a thread so you all have to join me



    Kiley's giving credit to her sex, today... Okay, if it wasn't Ma3 where it's normal for everyone's brain to cease functioning when they see DiDi for the first time, I'd have reason to complain, I guess...

    I like Dillon's reaction in the recent DSB... a bit over the top but cute and very Dillon.

    And... what is up with Mr(s) Hellrune in EC?
    Best I can think of is something like the pleasure-GELF from Red Dwarf, who always appears as an appealing member of the opposite sex to whomever views them.

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    I just figured she's a woman who uses magic to make everyone believe she's a man.

    For whatever reason she might have.
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    Nut... nut... why? And didn't she father... whatshername. Melissa? That seems weird, if she's really a woman. But that seems like the obvious answer. Or it's a he but Ace saw her as a woman because she still had some spell active that would have made her look like a woman to him. Or have him look like a woman to him. This is confusing. We need a "Mr(s) Hellrune's gender" thread now
    But she knows how it is to be a young woman, su she can't be her father unless magic...


    edit: Sex therapy is best therapy?
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    Oo

    Contragulations, I think you managed to destroy my innocence with that link, Cikomyr. I don't mean a "slightly shocked" type thing, more like my sweet and innocent soul was just ground into a fine white powder and snorted by a complete degenerate.

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    Meanwhile... dat therapy! Kinda impressed they didn't mess up with each other's names. :O

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Succubus View Post
    Oo

    Contragulations, I think you managed to destroy my innocence with that link, Cikomyr. I don't mean a "slightly shocked" type thing, more like my sweet and innocent soul was just ground into a fine white powder and snorted by a complete degenerate.
    Hey, you only have yourself to blame. I warned you. Didn't I? And not just your random "nsfw", but CAPITAL WARNING with invokation to the Big Guy himself.

    And yet, you clicked...

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    Default Re: Ménage à 3 III: 47 Seconds Later

    But that one is way too innocent! I really couldn't possibly choose a favorite but Sexy Losers 164 has a pretty nice punchline.

    (NSFW, FOR SCIENCE' SAKE, NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!)


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kato View Post
    But that one is way too innocent! I really couldn't possibly choose a favorite but this one has a pretty nice punchline.
    Might want a NSFW warning there in case someone isn't paying attention to context.
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    oh man... I shed a tear.... SL was the very first webcomic that I read when I entered teh internetz 10 years ago... That's so nostalgic... thank you for reminding me of it Cikomyr!

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    Great Modthulhu: Guys, please remember that if something couldn't be posted here in the forums, it cannot be linked to either. That applies whether or not a [NSFW] tag is added.

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    ....I *think* there might be one Sexy Losers strip that we can link to...? Maybe?

    Alternatively, Ghastly's Ghastly Comic. Oh no, wait....

    So, about Ma3, eh? Quite an amusing parallel going on here; Kiley keeps having sex by accident, apparently.
    First with Gary on impulse, just because he paid her an impromptu compliment, and now she's gotten it with Matt because he just happened to like the way she says his name, which she was only doing to remind herself what it was.
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    I edited my earlier post. Sorry, I got so used to Ma3's general themes I forget this forum is actually more stern about these things.


    Matt earns the understatement of the year award and I really hope I never date a porn actress (if SDB is to be trusted)
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    I wonder if they will ever figure out they are talking about the same guy? Probably not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Traab View Post
    I wonder if they will ever figure out they are talking about the same guy? Probably not.
    I think a some really inconvenient point in time they will realize it...


    So... Gary... I can understand you But you better grow out of it soon, or Sonya will be bored.
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    Oh Gary. We have all been there. I understand you 100%.

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    This is a good sign, at least - Gary's first encounter with Kiley was noteworthy only because it was over quickly, whereas the second one with Sonya seems to have finished without any remarkable mishaps.

    Congratulations, Gary - your performance has been ungraded from 'slightly disappointing' to 'average'. In the immortal words of Brian Blessed, I think we'd all be happy with that.
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    I'll give it to Giz, she is masterful at Sonya's facial expressions. The last panel is great.
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    I have to admit, I'm confused why she bothered to put on as much clothing as she did, considering her plans.
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