[Nexus] HALO 170: You want your thread? HERE IS YOUR THREAD!!!

[FireFox]

I guess you've got Chris to protect you, huh? Sam takes a look and decides Carrie's caliber is perfectly fine.

Ugh, I spent like five minutes trying to come up with a good hollowpoint/jacketed rounds joke, but nothing good.

[Beans]

Busoms. Bullets. Guns. Humor!

Carrie nods.
And you of course. And if I get scared I can cuddle Dani!

[The Bushranger]

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Sam joins her wife, wearing a black dress with a slit up one leg and matching black heels. I didn't even think she owned any other shoes but combat boots. She's got her Glock concealed somewhere under the dress and a Taurus Judge revolver in her purse. It's a safe bet that there's a combat knife in the purse too. She's not bringing her MP7, of course, because this is just a nice dinner.


Other characters are around.

Carrie grins at Dani and Sam. You look great!

Sam smiles, a little too self-consciously, perhaps. So do you, love.


Meanwhile, Kynegetis and Samael are both wandering the base and can run into anyone.

Carrie trots over to hug Sam... then starts giving her a rather cheeky approximation of a pat-down, though her motives are clearly other than "find weapons for security purposes".
Alright, how many weapons are you carrying?
Carrie lets one hand rest on Sam's posterior, because of course there's gonna be like 5 shotguns hidden on this lady's butt.

The soldier grins, willing to let the goddess touch her as much as she wants. Just enough to go out for an evening. How many are you carrying?

Carrie looks down at her chest.
Just two, but they're not very large-caliber.

Oh, and I nearly forgot.
She summons her cane.
The thing I sometimes hit people with.

I guess you've got Chris to protect you, huh? Sam takes a look and decides Carrie's caliber is perfectly fine.

Ugh, I spent like five minutes trying to come up with a good hollowpoint/jacketed rounds joke, but nothing good.

Busoms. Bullets. Guns. Humor!

Carrie nods.
And you of course. And if I get scared I can cuddle Dani!

"Cuddling me is the proven cure for all that ails you!" Dani chirps, grinning at her wife and their lover happily.

[FireFox]

Sam grins back at Dani. It's true.

[The Bushranger]

Dani nods emphatically, then skips over to give Sam a hug!

[Beans]

Carrie giggles, going to plant a peck on Sam's cheek, then Dani's.
I'm a lucky girl, aren't I?

[FireFox]

Sam hugs her wife back and tries to playfully smack Carrie's backside. You got that right.

[The Bushranger]

Dani grins and sticks her tongue out at Carrie.
"No, all of us are!"

[Beans]

Carrie hugs them both... and jumps three feet when Sam's little smack hits home.
Meep! She clings to Sam's upper body, her feet dangling.
You're meeeaann.

[FireFox]

The older redheaded woman holds the goddess up and kisses her cheek. Oh yes. Yes I am.

[The Bushranger]

"She's like sweet and sour sauce," Dani declares with a giggle as she kisses Sam's cheek!

[Beans]

Carrie tries to wriggle out of Sam's arms, get back on her feet, and run off.
I'm running away from the mean lady!
She giggles as she runs off (assuming she's able to do so).

[FireFox]

Sam permits Carrie to run away... mostly so she can watch from behind.
Then she targets Chris, sidling up and giving him a charming grin. My, you look rather handsome dressed up like that.

[Mee]

Hoffy shook his head.
Oh no, you don't have to do that. I could never ask someone to give up thei- Then his stomach growled. Very loudly.

Then again, who am I to not accept such a humble gift?
He takes the sushi and starts eating it very happily ^_^

Civvy grins at him, and then starts rolling herself a, well, a roll of sushi.

[captainspazam]

Civvy grins at him, and then starts rolling herself a, well, a roll of sushi.

He munches on the fishy goodness for awhile then he stops and stares at it.
Sigh...this sushi reminds me of the consumables I had back home.

He stares off in the distance for awhile with a faraway look in his eyes.
Of course, Mom was about as good of a cook that I am, so it never tasted as good as this.
He starts playing with the food and begins making a face out of what's left.
She used to make it for me after me and my brother played ninja bear. Good times...good times...
He takes a bite out the face's left eye. It was a pretty impressive face, considering it was made out of half eaten sushi.

Have you ever played ninja bear, Civvy?

[Mee]

He munches on the fishy goodness for awhile then he stops and stares at it.
Sigh...this sushi reminds me of the consumables I had back home.

He stares off in the distance for awhile with a faraway look in his eyes.
Of course, Mom was about as good of a cook that I am, so it never tasted as good as this.
He starts playing with the food and begins making a face out of what's left.
She used to make it for me after me and my brother played ninja bear. Good times...good times...
He takes a bite out the face's left eye. It was a pretty impressive face, considering it was made out of half eaten sushi.

Have you ever played ninja bear, Civvy?

Civvy blinks, and stops making her sushi roll, a strip of fish half-lain down.
"Ninja bear?"
She asks, setting the rest of the fish down, then turning around to face Hoffy.

[captainspazam]

Civvy blinks, and stops making her sushi roll, a strip of fish half-lain down.
"Ninja bear?"
She asks, setting the rest of the fish down, then turning around to face Hoffy.

Oh yes! It's really fun!

Hoffy jumps onto the counter to enhance the explanation.
It's a game were you tape a small piece of paper to all your vital spots, and try to mark all of your opponents vital spots with markers.

He jumps over to the other counter miming a marker strike with his sushi.
The game was originally played by ninjas to practice kunai strikes. Except, they used bear poop to mark on each other. That's why it's called: "Ninja Bear"

He jumps down and finishes his sushi.
Me and my brother used to play it all the time!

[Mee]

Oh yes! It's really fun!

Hoffy jumps onto the counter to enhance the explanation.
It's a game were you tape a small piece of paper to all your vital spots, and try to mark all of your opponents vital spots with markers.

He jumps over to the other counter miming a marker strike with his sushi.
The game was originally played by ninjas to practice kunai strikes. Except, they used bear poop to mark on each other. That's why it's called: "Ninja Bear"

He jumps down and finishes his sushi.
Me and my brother used to play it all the time!

". . . huh. Interesting.

Though I want to point out that the plural of Ninja is Ninja. Not Ninjas.
Technically. No one ever listens to it, though.

So do you want to play it, then?"

[captainspazam]

". . . huh. Interesting.

Though I want to point out that the plural of Ninja is Ninja. Not Ninjas.
Technically. No one ever listens to it, though.

So do you want to play it, then?"

His eyes lit up with excitement.
Really? I haven't played Ninja Bear in forever! We'll be just like ninjas...I mean ninja.

He quickly rummages through a drawer and found some post-it notes.
He offers the pad to Civvy.
Put one on each vital spot.

[Mee]

His eyes lit up with excitement.
Really? I haven't played Ninja Bear in forever! We'll be just like ninjas...I mean ninja.

He quickly rummages through a drawer and found some post-it notes.
He offers the pad to Civvy.
Put one on each vital spot.

"Eeeer . . .

Well, I know the heart's kind of important,"
She says, putting a note over her heart.
"And . . .


Where else?"

[captainspazam]

"Eeeer . . .

Well, I know the heart's kind of important,"
She says, putting a note over her heart.
"And . . .


Where else?"

Hoffy grew embarrassed.
Um...actually I have no idea. Me and my brother just put one on each arm and leg, one on the heart, the liver, neck, and head. But...that's just how I play it!

[Mee]

Hoffy grew embarrassed.
Um...actually I have no idea. Me and my brother just put one on each arm and leg, one on the heart, the liver, neck, and head. But...that's just how I play it!

". . . where's a liver?"
Civvy asks, tilting her head slightly.

[captainspazam]

". . . where's a liver?"
Civvy asks, tilting her head slightly.

Hoffy walks over and pokes her gently in the side.
Right mere. I think.

[Mee]

Hoffy walks over and pokes her gently in the side.
Right mere. I think.

"Mmmmmmkay."
Civvy says, putting a note there.
"Then where else? The head, right?"
She asks, putting another one there.

[captainspazam]

"Mmmmmmkay."
Civvy says, putting a note there.
"Then where else? The head, right?"
She asks, putting another one there.

He nods.
Mmhhmm

He goes to the freezer and pulls out some popsicles.
Here, we can use these as markers. He says handing her a grape one.

[Mee]

He nods.
Mmhhmm

He goes to the freezer and pulls out some popsicles.
Here, we can use these as markers. He says handing her a grape one.

"Oooo . . . .
kay?"
She asks, taking the plastic wrapping off of the popsicle.

[captainspazam]

"Oooo . . . .
kay?"
She asks, taking the plastic wrapping off of the popsicle.

Hoffy shrugged.
It will...uh...work for now. As long as it makes a mark right?

He jumps back on the counter and unravels his orange popsicle like a frozen and delicious sword.
First to mark all sticky notes wins! Other than that, anything goes! Are you ready?

[Mee]

Hoffy shrugged.
It will...uh...work for now. As long as it makes a mark right?

He jumps back on the counter and unravels his orange popsicle like a frozen and delicious sword.
First to mark all sticky notes wins! Other than that, anything goes! Are you ready?

"I . . . guess?"
Civvy says, holding her popsicle in the general direction of Hoffy.

[captainspazam]

"I . . . guess?"
Civvy says, holding her popsicle in the general direction of Hoffy.

Alright then. He smiles and puts on his sunglasses.

Let's get to it then.

This was going to be fun.

[Mee]

Alright then. He smiles and puts on his sunglasses.

Let's get to it then.

This was going to be fun.

Civvy took a half step back, waiting for him to make the first move.