Pokemon Tabletop Adventures: Team Rocket, v 0.1

[IrnBruAddict]

Romeo was still passes out on the floor, talking in his sleep. 'You've been a naughty girl Copycat. For that you need a spanking! That'll teach ya!' He gives a rather girlish hiccup, then starts giggling. 'Hehehe, now I'm gonna squeeze your boobies, bwahaha! That's it, be a good girl for Romeo. Oh yeah!'

It didn't take a psychic to figure out what was going on in his head. In fact, if there was a psychic that look at his head ..... well, they'd be flooded with filthy images of Romeo's wildest imagination. And Romeo had a very wild and vivid imagination.

[hustlertwo]

Paul gets a wonderfully awful idea. He releases his new acquisition, Zoophy, and points to the drunken breeder.

Sweet thing, climb on top of Romeo here. Then give him a few light taps to the noggin until he comes to. That ought to be suitably scarring for the boy.

[Esprit15]

She had shut her mind from Romeo's unless it were necessary a while ago, and right now it wasn't necassary. "I was going to kick him again. Third time's the charm and all." She looks apologetic at their host. "I'm sure he would be a bit more polite if he had met you." She waits to see what the Smoochum does before deciding on an action.

[hustlertwo]

I for one am not sure about that at all. Zoophy, be sure to have those lips puckered as soon as he rises. And if he's not respond to your light taps, feel free to put a little more force behind them.

[IrnBruAddict]

Romeo starts to stir when he feels a weight upon his chest. He opens his eyes, and sees something pink and kissy on top of him, which smooches him on the lips. Then he starts scrambling away from it.

'OH NO! OH GOD NO! NONONONONONONO! ARGH!'

He spots Copycat and grabs her leg, rubbing his drunken face against her.

'I'm scared to go home alone, can I sleep with you tonight Miss.'

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[Arcran]

Okay, she's just the right wrong amount of unusually happy. Or at least pulls it off better than the other guys. "Um...thanks? Yeah, thanks!" Any mind reading shows that she is more grateful than she sounds. She lets out the Castform to meet him. I expect to work very closely with you in the future. She examines the bolt. You could almost feel the energy in it, waiting to be released into some unfortunate target. She really should get to practicing with arrows. She had gotten rusty. But later. She places it with the other arrow and stands up.

"While I can't exactly say thank you for dropping us down pits and the light mental scarring, the gifts are wonderful and we will not forget them. Of course if we visit again, would you mind just answering the door?" Also, question: What would have happened had I stepped on that X in the room where you pretended to kill Aquilla? She extends her hand to Copycat.

"Your welcome!" she says cheerfully. "And the X? Oh, that one was fun! You would have had Grimer, uh," she searches for a word, "excrement dumped all over you! Isn't that fun!"

Meanwhile, Gerald just walks up to her and gives her a hug. It's an awkward hug, the hug of a person who's received few and given less, but that's what you do when you are too happy for words. Right? It's not just the money, or the pokemon, or even healing Joe. Rather, it's for the opportunities given. After trying to figure out what the best time to let go was (and actually ending it early) he manages to stammer out the following.
"Th...thank you...you...you don't know what you've done for me. You...you just gave me what I needed most in life..."
Artemis gets images. Happy images, probably rare in his head. Images of arm designs, of how he'll treat Kubota, of being able to raise Joe...not living in the past.

"I'm happy to help!" she says, not seeming awkward being hugged by a man she barely knows. "Just be careful! Happiny can be slightly dull. Don't let her get run over by a train!" she says, much to happily.

Paul playfully ruffles Copycat's hair during the embrace, and goes in to enjoy the festivites, as well as let both himself and his mons pig out.

If I visit again, don't answer the door for me. Put my tubby butt through the wringer. Just makes you feel better when you come out the other side. Besides, I hope one day to be here with you, giving back what I got tenfold on some other hapless schlubs.

"Put you through again? Oh, that could be fun! We'd have to come up with some new tricks though," she says, trailing off in thought. "Yes, come back! Give me a few weeks though," she says thoughtfully.

Ethan's mind is racing. With Gerald's notes and the thunderstone shards, he can had enough to design a fully functional, exoskeletal armament. The and the shards would cut down on the costs considerably! The power source was the most expensive component. The possibilities she had given him had paralyzed him for a few moments as he processed it all, quite the accomplishment. He releases his new team members and inspects them individually. The Beldum was stronger than Ollie, if only by a little. The Ditto was less impressive but its strength is not his main concern. Its flexiblilty and researcher capabilities were. He could effectivly "save" a species in Ditto to study later at his liesure. Looking at the Beldum's single unblinking eye. Welcome to the team, Mjolnir-100. And then to the pink glob, and to you Simulacra-006.

Ethan gathers his winnings and gentily places them in his satchel. He looks at Copycat. Any mind reading shows his mind is far from this place in lofty realms of scientific thought. Thank you most graciously, Ms. Copycat. You have been most generous. I apologize for destroying your Wailord Doll earlier. One last piece of business, I believe your magnemite confiscated mine and Gerald's pistols to keep the game from escalating, correct? I would like mine back please and I believe Gerald does as well.

"Guns? Oh, right, guns," she says, heading for a table behind her. She holds the guns out at arms length as if they were dirty, disgusting things. "Here you go," she says, handing them to you, not sounding happy for the first time today. "Have fun with the Ditto! I know I do!"

Romeo starts to stir when he feels a weight upon his chest. He opens his eyes, and sees something pink and kissy on top of him, which smooches him on the lips. Then he starts scrambling away from it.

'OH NO! OH GOD NO! NONONONONONONO! ARGH!'

He spots Copycat and grabs her leg, rubbing his drunken face against her.

'I'm scared to go home alone, can I sleep with you tonight Miss.'

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The Copycat laughs loudly at the Smoochum. Almost too loud. Scary loud, to be honest. "Paul, you are an evil, evil man," she says, laughing.

She jumps slightly as Romeo grabs her leg.

"Well, it really means what you mean by sleep with, " she says, looking at you seductively, although it could just be insanely.

[MesiDoomstalker]

Much obliged. Ethan returns his pistol to its holster while handing Gerald's his. The meal and the gifts were much appreciated once again. I have some business I must attend to, pertaining to the shards you so graciously provided. I'm afraid the teleportation has made me quite lost, could you escort me to the door?

[hustlertwo]

Paul grins and shrugs his wide shoulders. What can I say? You inspire me to new heights...or is it depths? And hopefully it'll be a few weeks before I can make it here anyhow, should this little opportunity pan out. But I'll be looking forward to it.

Paul turns to Gerald.

If you're ready, Gerald, I think our buggy buddies have a date to keep.

[Eshkigal]

"Guess so. Wonder if the Mart's still open, and the Psychic Gym."
Gerald takes his pistol and holsters it as Sparky sizes Hardcase up. Could be interesting...
"Thank you again, Copycat. Going to have to visit again."
Gifts are appropriate for the person that gives you your second arm, right? Guess I sleep near the Psychic Center.

[IrnBruAddict]

He looks up in his drunken haze. 'Can I cuddle up next to you? I kinda had a rough night, I don't want to sleep alone.' He gives a girlish giggle. He was a rather light weight drunk.

He tosses Gerald his keys. 'I'm staying here, if our host will have me. My room will be empty.' He looks at her with puppy dog eyes.

[Eshkigal]

"Thanks. But...where is your room?"

[IrnBruAddict]

'Check the key. I had them tape the address to the back, in-case I get drunk. But I never drink.' He turns to Copycat. 'I'm told I'm a terrible drunk. Luckily I'm never drunk. Have you seen Copycat? I really wanted to meet her, I hear she's really pretty. And she's not an evil psychic, like that one over there.' He points to Arte. 'She kicked me. I think you should check there, I might have some swelling that needs taken care of.' He gives another girlish laugh.

[Esprit15]

Arte decides to go along with the insanity to a degree. Can't say I would have enjoyed it too much. Would have been...interesting, certainly. You guys would have found it quite hilarious I'm sure. Try it with Paul next time. I'd love to watch.

Artemis shrugs at Romeo's comment. "Call it a result of bad first, second, seventh and ninth impressions." Have fun with him. Just don't expect commitment. He always forgets to add that. She gives Copycat a light, one armed hug after having seen others do similar. "Well I believe I was requested to help this one with his project, so I must be off when he is, I'm afraid." indicating Gerald.

[hustlertwo]

We can stop by the mart or gym if you want. Obviously Romeo won't be available to put the TM on my new Sandshrew tonight, him being otherwise occupied. So my evening is open.

Paul smirks at Romeo's clumsy approach.

Poor kid. Copycat, just try to leave enough of him in there to perform tomorrow as well as tonight. Otherwise, go hog wild on him. He is asking for it. But protection might be a good idea, for both body and mind if they have such a thing.

[Arcran]

Much obliged. Ethan returns his pistol to its holster while handing Gerald's his. The meal and the gifts were much appreciated once again. I have some business I must attend to, pertaining to the shards you so graciously provided. I'm afraid the teleportation has made me quite lost, could you escort me to the door?

"Aw, you're leaving already?" she says, dissapointed. "I guess when you want to leave, just step on that," she says, pointing to a platform that has just begun to glow. "It'll put you in the basement of the Pokemon Center."

"Thanks. But...where is your room?"

The key is for a room located in the Dojo District, near the Pokemon Center at a higher end hotel.

'Check the key. I had them tape the address to the back, in-case I get drunk. But I never drink.' He turns to Copycat. 'I'm told I'm a terrible drunk. Luckily I'm never drunk. Have you seen Copycat? I really wanted to meet her, I hear she's really pretty. And she's not an evil psychic, like that one over there.' He points to Arte. 'She kicked me. I think you should check there, I might have some swelling that needs taken care of.' He gives another girlish laugh.

"At one of you will stay the night," she says happily. "Whenever you're ready, just step on that platform," she says, pointing to a different one, one that glows slightly more pink. "I'll be in right after."

Arte decides to go along with the insanity to a degree. Can't say I would have enjoyed it too much. Would have been...interesting, certainly. You guys would have found it quite hilarious I'm sure. Try it with Paul next time. I'd love to watch.

Artemis shrugs at Romeo's comment. "Call it a result of bad first, second, seventh and ninth impressions." Have fun with him. Just don't expect commitment. He always forgets to add that. She gives Copycat a light, one armed hug after having seen others do similar. "Well I believe I was requested to help this one with his project, so I must be off when he is, I'm afraid." indicating Gerald.

You get the feeling that the Copycat knows that, and honestly, really doesn't care. Seems she just wants a night of fun to match the day of one.

"You can leave through the same teleporter as the winner," she says. "That is, if you don't want to stay the night.

We can stop by the mart or gym if you want. Obviously Romeo won't be available to put the TM on my new Sandshrew tonight, him being otherwise occupied. So my evening is open.

Paul smirks at Romeo's clumsy approach.

Poor kid. Copycat, just try to leave enough of him in there to perform tomorrow as well as tonight. Otherwise, go hog wild on him. He is asking for it. But protection might be a good idea, for both body and mind if they have such a thing.

She looks you over. "Sorry Paul, but my bed only fits three. You count as at least two now," she says with a giggle. "Maybe some other time, if you start working out," she says with yet another giggle.

"And TM instalation? I know a guy on the Psychic side, maybe he can help you out for cheap," she says. "He's not exactly legal, but that shouldn't be a problem, should it?" she says.

"Now all of you, leave! I need to make sweet love to a very cute, very drunk man! That is, unless you want to stay for the party."

[MesiDoomstalker]

Thank you once again, Ms. Copycat. Ethan steps onto the pad. He wanted to get to the Pokemart before it closed. He hoped it wasn't closed already. He had a lot to work to do and the night was young.

[hustlertwo]

Paul smiles, then looks down and frowns.

Gerald, wherever we're going...I think we should jog there.

[Esprit15]

Artemis gets a bit awkward. Be polite. "Love to, but I have to help Gerald with his arm." Also the thought of Romeo and her...she shuddered a bit.

[hustlertwo]

Paul exchanges a knowing glance with Copycat.

No, no, I can help Gerald. It's OK, you stay. Have fun. With Romeo.

[Eshkigal]

"Sorry, I have an arm to make. I get my primary hand back thanks to you!"
Gerald pockets the key, lets Sparky stick with Romeo and recalls Joe and Kubota before moving to the one out.
"Thanks, Paul. Ready?"

[hustlertwo]

Paul recalls every Pokemon but Buck and walks over with Gerald to the exit.

Let's go.

[Esprit15]

I'll get you... "Well they all left me behind...It might be the alcohol, but you know what, I have no plans tonight." First time and it's with a moron and a sociopath. Well the sociopath is interesting. The old Arte from school was already scolding her.

[hustlertwo]

Right before leaving, Paul looks back to Copycat. Oh, and I think I will take you up on that TM installer. Legality definitely isn't an issue for me. Have fun, you crazy kids!

[Eshkigal]

Gerald just looks at the group confused, before shrugging and waving to them
"Uh...have fun?"
He follows Paul out.
"So, I have money for the equipment needed. We should probably get Ethan with us and buy everything together."

[hustlertwo]

All right. If Copycat's hookup works out I might go ahead and jack up Willy, then meet you after your orgy of consumerism.

[Arcran]

Thank you once again, Ms. Copycat. Ethan steps onto the pad. He wanted to get to the Pokemart before it closed. He hoped it wasn't closed already. He had a lot to work to do and the night was young.

"Sorry, I have an arm to make. I get my primary hand back thanks to you!"
Gerald pockets the key, lets Sparky stick with Romeo and recalls Joe and Kubota before moving to the one out.
"Thanks, Paul. Ready?"

Paul recalls every Pokemon but Buck and walks over with Gerald to the exit.

Let's go.

The three of you feel a pulling sensation around your bellybutton, then find yourselves in the basement of some buidling. The only light comes from a man smoking a cigar.

"You guys from Copycat?" you hear in a slightly slurred voice. He might be drunk. "She always teleports people."

I'll get you... "Well they all left me behind...It might be the alcohol, but you know what, I have no plans tonight." First time and it's with a moron and a sociopath. Well the sociopath is interesting. The old Arte from school was already scolding her.

The three of you walk through the teleporter, appearing in a very cozy, very plush bedroom After lending Arte some protection, the fun gets started. Sometimes the Copycat is a man, sometimes a woman. While not Romeo's best sex, it is definately the most interesting. Artemis has a very enjoyable introduction into this world of pleasure.

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d100s please. Arte gets to roll 2 for Romeo, 2 for Copycat. Romeo, roll for Arte and Copycat as well.

[MesiDoomstalker]

Yes sir, we are. Where might we be? We were informed we'd arrive in the basement of the Pokemon Center.

[Esprit15]

Romeo: (1d100-10)[30]
Copycat: (1d100-10)[22]
Arte wakes up very sore both physically and mentally, with only part of her memory. Then things come back. The house, the meal, Aquilla's near death, and...the rest. Well she saw why some people did not fault Romeo as much as she thought they should. And Copycat was very...interesting. Wait, what are you thinking!? You were just with Romeo! The guy you would have laughed had his head been popped by an Arbok. But he was- no but's! Well Copycat was very fun. And her various forms. Wait, no, you're against this! Well clearly not. You were drunk! Only two drinks, both low alcohol. You thought it was more. A placebo! Well clearly on some level then...
She scoots closer to Copycat if she was in a male form. At least it wasn't Romeo. Copycat was able to be more of a man than Romeo ever could. Intelligent, stronger...okay, about equal looking and THIS IS A GIRL YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT ARTE! What the muk!
If she's in female form Artemis just lies awkwardly between them arguing with herself.

Either way, the internal conflict on things lasted until one of the others woke up.

[Esprit15]

Pregnancy from Copycat: (1d100-10)[-6]

[IrnBruAddict]

Romeo liked to miz business with pleasure. He was doing business with both of them due to his new job at Silph Co, and tonight was very pleasureable.

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Romeo's Fun Time Rolls:

Copycat:
STD: (1d100-10)[86]
Pregnancy: (1d100-10)[9]

Artemis (please don't kill me Es):
STD: (1d100-10)[88]
Pregnancy: (1d100-10)[46]


Hardcase and Sparky's Fun Time Rolls:
(1d100)[72]
(1d100)[12]
(1d100)[20]
(1d100)[85]
(1d100)[2]
(1d100)[100]
(1d100)[97]