D&D Demotivators Episode VI: Return of the JPEG

[Morph Bark]

For some reason there is a bag of cookies in my hands with Yora's name on it. How strange.

[Yora]

Okay, I think I have it figured out:

Step 1: Make a tumblr account and log in.
Step 2: Go on http://ddemotivators.tumblr.com/ and click on Add Demotivator at the top.
Step 3: Switch to upload from URL (or something similar, can't check it right now).
Step 4: Right-click on the image you want to upload and select Copy Image Location.
Step 5: Right-click on the adress bar in the upload window and select paste, then click on Okay, or Done or something like that.

Optionally, you can also add tags to the image or put something into the description field, but you can also leave it blank, as I'll be going over it before it appears on the site.
- If the picture is from the D&D Demotivator threads, please write "posted by XYZ" into the description.
- If you know the poster also made the picture, write "by XYZ".
- If you made the picture yourself, write "made by me" or something like that. I'll credit it then.
- If none of these is the case, I will credit the image with "submitted by >you<".

Since a person can only upload 80 images per day and so far I have covered 10 pages out of 250, it would take almost two months for me to get everything up. So any assitance is highly wellcome. Doesn't need to be 80 images every time and doesn't need to be every day. If you feel like it, submit a few until you get bored or tired and hen stop. It all helps.

[Forum Explorer]

tracking post. You didn't see anything

[Admiral Squish]

tracking post. You didn't see anything

What he said. *ninja smoke bomb*

[Urpriest]

My tracking post is more...motivational.

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[BlackestOfMages]

first ever demotivators made. hope they're OK

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art @ Owners

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@Link poster: I don't dare tell him he's underpowered... just that multiclassing into bard means that he's not getting as much out of that fighter base.

[Need_A_Life]

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[Heliomance]

My tracking post is more...motivational.

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Sarrukhs are explicitly immune to Manipulate Form. They can't Pun-pun themselves.

[Togath]

First motivator I've made;

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[Yora]

My tracking post is more...motivational.

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But what does it mean?

[Morph Bark]

@Link poster: I don't dare tell him he's underpowered... just that multiclassing into bard means that he's not getting as much out of that fighter base.

He's more of a Bardblade.

...and thanks to that poster that gives me ideas on some flavour things to add to my upcoming Bardblade next session.

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What's she from?

[Yora]

Mythbusters!

The nerdiest show ever made!

[maglag]

Found those in another forum:

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[Urpriest]

But what does it mean?

Suffice it to say Pun Pun's problem is largely chronological. Or based on DM fiat, depending on your point of view.

Sarrukhs are explicitly immune to Manipulate Form. They can't Pun-pun themselves.

Not directly. But there's plenty of abuse of various sorts that can let them reap Pun-Pun-esque benefits, especially considering that they canonically make absolutely loyal slave races that aren't immune to Manipulate Form. The point is that in a world that allows Pun-Pun the Sarrukhs would almost certainly have figured out the trick first.

[Slipperychicken]

Not directly. But there's plenty of abuse of various sorts that can let them reap Pun-Pun-esque benefits, especially considering that they canonically make absolutely loyal slave races that aren't immune to Manipulate Form. The point is that in a world that allows Pun-Pun the Sarrukhs would almost certainly have figured out the trick first.

Couldn't the Sarrukh give its minion a version of Manipulate Form which explicitly stated that the Sarrukh is not immune to it? Then have the minion give it back to the Sarrukh. Then win the game.

[Doorhandle]

So, in a hair-brained attempt to get more people to play Legend, (and thus maybe a PbP for me,) I have made enough demotiviators to cover every single measly track* in the game. I think they would confuse people if I put them on the D&D site this early, so I’m going to put them up here.
Starting off the main bruisers/most familiar: Barbarian, monk, ranger and paladin, in that order.

*Think “Alternate class features”

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Pity the ablity that actually makes you rage constantly is almost worthless.








Yeah, one of the problems with the game is that they gave casters a quarter of the love they gave everyone else. It's what was necessary to be balanced even with quadratic warriors, and they're still useful, sure, but a few more classic spells for the Tactician track would be good.






This track also works with guns as well. So, you can finally be the zombie-robot-cowboy you were allways meant be.


I mean, really. "Scream of the Black Sky?" "Bellow of the Deep Earth?" "A Cadence of Blows?"


It's basically a more detailed and less absolutist version of it, anyway.





This track lets you distribute buff spells cast on you along the rest of the party, and thus I was going to do a poster that was along the lines of "Bask in the glow of communism!" before I decided against it.

[Noedig]

^^Consider me sold!

[Doorhandle]

^^Consider me sold!

HO, we haven't even gotten to the good parts yet! The Racial/Guild intation tracks are where it's really at.

Speaking of which, I'm going to post the rogue tracks now. (regrettably, there is not a rouge track yet.)

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Gee, I wounder why Vriskra is the posterchild for the Luck-based track.



Yeah, this is all I can see when I concider this track. No need for flanking ever again, as Estorica Radica lets you take 10 on acrobatics.


I was going to make this one something about the ping-pong ball of doom because that's how it plays, but I couldn't find a good image.






Not making this up.

(On another note, the reign of arrows track lets you shoot a bullet with a bullet, and the "Wicked Beats" feat allows you to use a corpse as a weapon if you have discipline of the serpent. Just saying that because want for these two powers has come up on the thread before.

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Mmm, I see they're offering Legend not just for pay-what-you-want, but literally for FREE now. Downloading, using this track. Every time. Even if I'm a caster .

[Doorhandle]

Ehhh, there are better defensive tracks.

Speaking of casters though, here are the Sage, Shaman and Tactician respectively:

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I was gonna do something on Thor here, but I think they patched the rule on Grim Heritor and how you could use a throwing weapon instead of a melee one.
anyway, this is basically "The Gish track, for Gishes."




Ironically enough, almost all a sage's abilities are Spell-like abilities rather than actually spells, and only the SLAs work through Just Blade. Same applies to many other tracks as well, though, so it’s not like you loose much.





Shaman spellcasting is basically all to do with H.P, whether restoring it or removing it. It can also remove/cause debuffs, but both classes share that route, and it also has a few spells that are just convenient.


...Frankly, the GAME is one, really.





The Tactician class is basically a wizard with military strategy training, so it's the one with all the battlefield control, teleportation, and scrying spells, and all the archetypical vancian stuff.

(It's proably be better If I just dumped these all at once, really, but where's the fun in that?)

[Answerer]

Doorhandle, this is wonderful.

[Doorhandle]

No.

It's Legendary.

Now you get all the racial tracks, including the elemental ones. And then the guild tracks because I’ve dragged it out enough.

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I mean, It has all the basic super-strength tropes. One of my favorite tracks alongside "A regin of arrows," which is a shame because they have no synergy at all.







Before you rant at me for how "HE'S A LICH IT'S HIS NAME IT'S RIGHT THERE GAH," I would like to point out he was made to be terrifying and the mummy track regains health whenever they cause a fear effect.












Fun fact: The dragon track does not innately come with fire-breath, and that's gained through using other tracks.

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Alternate caption "Truenamer, but dosen't suck."



Acutally, It works perfectley for basically every superhero.


The difference between this track and the other elemental tracks is that this one is a blaster and the rest have a varity of elemental effects.

"I’m aware I missed the pony tracks, but really, the little psychedelic barstards have enough press.

[nyarlathotep]

What is the source on the celestial image.

[Doorhandle]

Right here. (download legend!)

[Yora]

I think it looks a lot like a famous shot from Neon Genesis Evangelion.

[Morph Bark]

Doorhandle, that was beautiful.

I would like to request the source of the last two images though (on True Mage and Necromancer). That is some wicked nice art.

[The Tygre]

Oh so that's Legend. Makes sense now. I was wondering why everyone was getting all worked up about a reprint of RuneQuest.

Yours looks better. Way more schway.

[flabort]

No.

It's Legendary.

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First off, bad pun, but beautiful execution.
Second, if you want a PbP, I think I just made one of these guys. A knife whipping arrow launching skeleton with an energy drink addiction and a fetish for knives.

[Teln]

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All right, you've sold me on this.