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    A few new ones from me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by golentan View Post
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    Oddly specific reasoning...

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    Since it first seemed to be odd to me to make Strength the third primary ability of rogues in 5th edition and not Charisma:

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    Since it first seemed to be odd to me to make Strength the third primary ability of rogues in 5th edition and not Charisma:

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    A new one from me.

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    It's not. And I don't. I haven't seen Game of Shadows yet.
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    Is the answer yes or know? He does look kinda cuddly.

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    I wouldn't call him classically handsome (though I can't really judge that all that well in men anyway), but he oozes charisma. In steaming puddles.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doorhandle View Post
    Oddly specific reasoning...

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    What have been born from one Alignment dicsussion on this forum:

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    CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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    Natural 20s never were auto-success on anything but attacks and saves in any edition of D&D.

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    That seems to be something everyone forgets however.
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    Everything is possible, if you have a large enough modifier. But having a natural 20 still is neccessary to get the highest result you can possibly get.

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    That seems to be something everyone forgets however.
    Indeed. I've lost count on how many times I've had to point out that that's not the case. (And how many times I've had to show them EXACTLY where in the PBH it is before they believe me.)

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    Natural 20s never were auto-success on anything but attacks and saves in any edition of D&D.
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    That seems to be something everyone forgets however.
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    Indeed. I've lost count on how many times I've had to point out that that's not the case. (And how many times I've had to show them EXACTLY where in the PBH it is before they believe me.)
    Now, I know I'm going to be criticized on this but the success on a nat 20 on skill checks is a variant rule published by WotC for D&D 3.5. I don't use it, but it is RAW. Someone mentioned it along with book name and page number a year or two ago. I checked and was surprised. I think it was one of the core books, but I'm not 100% sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaww View Post
    Now, I know I'm going to be criticized on this but the success on a nat 20 on skill checks is a variant rule published by WotC for D&D 3.5. I don't use it, but it is RAW. Someone mentioned it along with book name and page number a year or two ago. I checked and was surprised. I think it was one of the core books, but I'm not 100% sure.

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    Fair enough. But as you said, it's a variant, and I'm fine with variants as long as I know they're being used. It's the "I don't know, but I assume this is what's written in the core book!" - thing that gets me a little bit on edge.

    *patiently waits for Tygre to come through and put this thing back on it's rails as he always does.* :p

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    Okay, not that we had the Natural 20 challenge for week (which I think was hilarious), I think we follow this up with:

    "Natural 1"

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    Im sure this one has made the rounds before. First in the long line of back-taxes for lurking

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    Tax.

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    Colossal aberation (human subtype) in construct armour?
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    Probably half-golem.

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    That would be "outsider (human)"

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    Is that Eva 001? I can't really tell

    I was going to post some lurker tax; but I was lazy and just googled a bit... the firsr few demotivators I found were either in the Tumbler or in the last threads... not sure what to think of it.
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