D&D Demotivators Episode VI: Return of the JPEG

[Vknight]

Hey guys! This time I learned how to post motivational posters the right way. Check out my sage advice:

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It's funny because it's true!

I don't get it

[Sgt. Cookie]

Then you are one of the lucky ones.

[Dr.Epic]

Then you are one of the lucky ones.

Indeed! Very lucky.

[The Tygre]

I don't get it

You need to trust me when I tell you; ignorance is bliss.

[toapat]

You need to trust me when I tell you; ignorance is bliss.

I dont get how people dont get that from the poster alone. That looks entirely like something that shouldnt be

[Fable Wright]

Then you are one of the lucky ones.

Indeed! Very lucky.

You need to trust me when I tell you; ignorance is bliss.

Reaffirming that people should not look it up just makes people more curious as to what it could possibly be. It couldn't possibly be that bad, could it?

[toapat]

It couldn't possibly be that bad, could it?

I would rather Stare into an unholy union between Azmodeus and Cthulu then look up that movie

[Kelb_Panthera]

I would rather Stare into an unholy union between Azmodeus and Cthulu then look up that movie

Just for clarity, since not everyone knows who both of those characters are, that's basically "I'd rather see a yaoi fanfic comic where the pairing is the father of all tentacle monsters with the king of devils than see even another moment of that terrible show."

's that about right, Toapat?

Btw, (and I hope this saves a few people from watching by being enough info) it's a show on Nickelodeon about several kids who have to deal with the fact their favorite MMO is invading reality at a trickle, if I understand correctly.

[toapat]

it's a show on Nickelodeon

That is enough information there.

[The Tygre]

Wrong Kelb; it's a serialized drama about four un-medicated schizophrenics hallucinating their own inner demons while aiding inmates of a mental asylum escape to the detriment of local populous. It is a horrifying and unsettling glimpse into the American mental healthcare system, thinly veiled under faux-gamer jargon. I recommend it beside similar classics such as Eraserhead, Requiem for a Dream, and Salo: The Last 120 Days of Sodom.

Now let's all pretend this never happened and look and celebrate the holiday season with some posters.

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[MesiDoomstalker]

it's a show on Nickelodeon

Speaking as someone who accidentally watched an episode after thankfully missing the movie, I can confirm its on Cartoon Network, not Nick. So just watch out on Cartoon Network, Nick is still fairly safe. Fairly.

[Pokonic]

Wrong Kelb; it's a serialized drama about four un-medicated schizophrenics hallucinating their own inner demons while aiding inmates of a mental asylum escape to the detriment of local populous. It is a horrifying and unsettling glimpse into the American mental healthcare system, thinly veiled under faux-gamer jargon. I recommend it beside similar classics such as Eraserhead, Requiem for a Dream, and Salo: The Last 120 Days of Sodom.

Now let's all pretend this never happened and look and celebrate the holiday season with some posters.

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Oh god, this is perfect. Original image, anyone?

[Arbane]

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I notice they're both playing black.

No wonder it keeps dragging on.

[JackOfAllBuilds]

I notice they're both playing black.

No wonder it keeps dragging on.

I can see neither of them playing white as thats "purity", but one of them could be playing with red atleast.
but they both want to be black cus they're "evil-er than thou"

[Craft (Cheese)]

Btw, (and I hope this saves a few people from watching by being enough info) it's a show on Nickelodeon about several kids who have to deal with the fact their favorite MMO is invading reality at a trickle, if I understand correctly.

The cast of the show also regularly gives public service announcement commercials that are all sorts of unintentionally hilarious.

"Dealing with a monster in a video game is easy, but dealing with a bully in real life is a lot tougher... When you run in with a bully, find an adult and speak up!"

It's not quite at Sonic Sez or Captain Planet levels, but it's getting there.

[toapat]

I can see neither of them playing white as thats "purity", but one of them could be playing with red atleast.
but they both want to be black cus they're "evil-er than thou"

also, that demotivator was posted earlier in this thread

[The Tygre]

also, that demotivator was posted earlier in this thread

Ah, damn it. I knew that joke felt familiar when I was writing it. Gimme un momento here.

[Arbane]

also, that demotivator was posted earlier in this thread

Was it? I think I would have remembered it.

[Hiro Protagonest]

Was it? I think I would have remembered it.

I remember it.

[Beowulf DW]

Tax:

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EDIT: [Jedi Mindtrick] You don't want to start a debate over what Link's class is. [/Jedi Mindtrick]

[byaku rai]

EDIT: [Jedi Mindtrick] You don't want to start a debate over what Link's class is. [/Jedi Mindtrick]

Well obviously he's a-- I don't want to start a debate over what Link's class is. @_@

[Shadow Viper]

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Source please.

[Morithias]

Well obviously he's a-- I don't want to start a debate over what Link's class is. @_@

I personally would say factorum with the mute flaw, and non-verbal spell feat, but that's cause it's the only non-mage class I can think of that is versatile enough to do everything he does.

[Reynard]

I personally would say factorum with the mute flaw, and non-verbal spell feat, but that's cause it's the only non-mage class I can think of that is versatile enough to do everything he does.

Ahhhh! You do not know what you start! I warn ye, young master, do not disturb this bag of worms! WARBLADE|RANGER|BARD|HEAVILYMULTICLASSED BASE FIGHTER|BORED WIZARD

[Morithias]

Ahhhh! You do not know what you start! I warn ye, young master, do not disturb this bag of worms! WARBLADE|RANGER|BARD|HEAVILYMULTICLASSED BASE FIGHTER|BORED WIZARD

Sorry, but I want to go fishing.

[golentan]

Link is clearly a Dawn Caste, and laughs at your puny level based systems.

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[Morph Bark]

Link being Exalted can easily fit, considering the whole reincarnation deal.

Source please.

Looks sort of like Genzoman's art style, but not quite.

[The-Mage-King]

Nah. He seems more like a custom caste, made by a trio of godesses working in har-

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Right. Triforce shards=Exaltations, basically. Which, if Link ie equivalent to an Eclipse (see: Taking any weapon tht might work, adapting spells to his use, adapting techniques) or Dawn, means that Zelda is roughly a Twilight.

So is Ganon a Slayer, or something else?

[Hiro Protagonest]

Looks sort of like Genzoman's art style, but not quite.

It's definitely Genzoman's.

Nah. He seems more like a custom caste, made by a trio of godesses working in har-

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Right. Triforce shards=Exaltations, basically. Which, if Link ie equivalent to an Eclipse (see: Taking any weapon tht might work, adapting spells to his use, adapting techniques) or Dawn, means that Zelda is roughly a Twilight.

So is Ganon a Slayer, or something else?

I'd say Ganon is a Solar Akuma with Isidoros as his patron. Link is a Dawn, considering that only Dawns would bother being good at three different fighting skills (melee, archery, thrown).

[Morph Bark]

I'd say Ganon is a Solar Akuma with Isidoros as his patron. Link is a Dawn, considering that only Dawns would bother being good at three different fighting skills (melee, archery, thrown).

Except in Twilight Princess, where he's a Full Moon Lunar. Possibly also a kind of Lunar in Majora's Mask.

Hmmm... if only the split timeline could help us make more sense of it.

Right. Triforce shards=Exaltations, basically. Which, if Link ie equivalent to an Eclipse (see: Taking any weapon tht might work, adapting spells to his use, adapting techniques) or Dawn, means that Zelda is roughly a Twilight.

So is Ganon a Slayer, or something else?

If Triforce shards = Exaltations, wouldn't that mean in some games Link has 8 or more Exaltations?

Zelda is obviously a Twilight, even if only because I and most likely at least half the fandom thought she was the one referred to with the title of Twilight Princess, before the game came out.