D&D Demotivators Episode VI: Return of the JPEG

[Shadow Viper]

I must've missed the source

[Ahriman_Raven]

[confession bear]

She looks like a sweaty mucus-glob with ears the size and shape of bananas. And there's no possible explanation for what's wrong with her hair (maybe she gelled it like that? But why would she die it blood-red?). Her outfit screams "attention whore" and a stiff breeze would show you basically everything (not that I'd want to see that, mind you).

So yeah, ugly and vaguely creepy.

[/confession bear]

For shame, dissing a girl cause she's green? Tsk, tsk, what would Captain Kirk say? As for the hair, goblins in that particular world all have punk style hairdos dyed in a variety of vibrant colors.

[Ahriman_Raven]

I must've missed the source

Sorry, source is artist:slugbox the picture is a fanpic he/she did for the goblin race in the naughty game corruption of champions.

[Slipperychicken]

For shame, dissing a girl cause she's green? Tsk, tsk, what would Captain Kirk say? As for the hair, goblins in that particular world all have punk style hairdos dyed in a variety of vibrant colors.

That specific tone just reminds me of mucus and vegetables, and the light reflection makes her seem vaguely translucent and fluid, a sentiment aided by the beads of whatever liquid trickling down (I'll assume it's water because it wouldn't make sense for sweat to be rolling down her clothes).

She also looks almost too young. Close enough that you don't feel like finding out the hard way.

[Ahriman_Raven]

Just messing with you SlipperyChicken, anywho enough derailment, more posters please. Sadly this is the last one I have right now and its not really rpg related but *shrug*.

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Just realized this would have been perfect for a template stacking or grafts comment. C'est la vie

[Dimonite]

Just messing with you SlipperyChicken, anywho enough derailment, more posters please. Sadly this is the last one I have right now and its not really rpg related but *shrug*.

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Just realized this would have been perfect for a template stacking or grafts comment. C'est la vie

*nitpick mode: ON*
That's not a Nazi! That helmet is from WWI, which ended prior to the formation of the Nazi party!
*nitpick mode: STILL ON BECAUSE I CAN'T TURN IT OFF*

[Ksheep]

*nitpick mode: ON*
That's not a Nazi! That helmet is from WWI, which ended prior to the formation of the Nazi party!
*nitpick mode: STILL ON BECAUSE I CAN'T TURN IT OFF*

But the gun he's carrying looks like either the MP-38 or MP-40, which were made in 1938 and 1940 (respectively), which WOULD be Nazi. Maybe he was a WWI-era soldier who was reanimated as a zombie by the Nazis, given a robot arm, indoctrinated, trained in ninja and pirate skills, and sent into combat?

[Dimonite]

But the gun he's carrying looks like either the MP-38 or MP-40, which were made in 1938 and 1940 (respectively), which WOULD be Nazi. Maybe he was a WWI-era soldier who was reanimated as a zombie by the Nazis, given a robot arm, indoctrinated, trained in ninja and pirate skills, and sent into combat?

Given the robot arm, the era of the gun is immaterial - it has to be a future setting, since the technology then did not exist for a robot arm then, nor does it currently exist (although we are getting there). I can see someone giving him the gun (which, for all we know, is a laser rifle made to LOOK like an MP-40) but I can't really see someone changing his uniform, which should make him a WWI-era soldier. As for indoctrination, I don't think that's strictly necessary for zombies.

Actually, that's just an unnecessarily long way of saying this: there is nothing from the picture that says "Nazi" to me. It is only the text that brings the idea of Nazism, and that seems most likely to be a result of the misidentification of the uniform.

[Ksheep]

Given the robot arm, the era of the gun is immaterial - it has to be a future setting, since the technology then did not exist for a robot arm then, nor does it currently exist (although we are getting there). I can see someone giving him the gun (which, for all we know, is a laser rifle made to LOOK like an MP-40) but I can't really see someone changing his uniform, which should make him a WWI-era soldier. As for indoctrination, I don't think that's strictly necessary for zombies.

Actually, that's just an unnecessarily long way of saying this: there is nothing from the picture that says "Nazi" to me. It is only the text that brings the idea of Nazism, and that seems most likely to be a result of the misidentification of the uniform.

I see that Nitpick mode is still active…

That arm is more reminiscent of robots in older science fiction films, such as Robby the Robot, a design that was popular in the late 50's through the 60's (in film, at least). It is implausible for robot technology to slide back at this point, as a simple claw on a flexible tube has proven to be ineffective for most robotic needs.

[Dimonite]

I see that Nitpick mode is still active…

That arm is more reminiscent of robots in older science fiction films, such as Robby the Robot, a design that was popular in the late 50's through the 60's (in film, at least). It is implausible for robot technology to slide back at this point, as a simple claw on a flexible tube has proven to be ineffective for most robotic needs.

I TOLD you, I'm physically incapable of turning it off. Anyway, my second statement still stands.

[Ksheep]

I guess he isn't a Ninja either, cause if he was, you would Nazi him.

*Rimshot*

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I'm gonna go now…

[Chilingsworth]

Oi! Get back on the tracks!

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[Ksheep]

Oi! Get back on the tracks!

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So much anachronism stew…

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Where to start…

The soldiers in the trenches are wearing Brodie helmets, often known in the US as Doughboy helmets. These were used by both British and American forces in the First World War. The fact that they are in trenches solidifies this as the time period this takes place in.

The girl on the right, however, has a lollipop. This wouldn't be out of place, since lollipops of various types have been around since the 1800's… but its spherical shape indicates that it is either a Dum-Dum (first produced circa 1924) or a Tootsie Pop (first produced circa 1930). Both of these came about some time after the end of WWI…

*Continues mumbling to self about anachronistic clothing and weaponry…*

Wait… this is from that one movie that was basically a big dream sequence, wasn't it…

[Chilingsworth]

Wait… this is from that one movie that was basically a big dream sequence, wasn't it…

Yup.

[Vknight]

Yup.

Not just any Dream sequence by a psychotic break from reality Dream Sequence. As the girl is at a psych ward, and see's it as a dance hall. Which makes us have so many questions. What where they all actually doing? Are they at group therapy when its lessons?
Sorry but really its ugh

[The Tygre]

Oi! Get back on the tracks!

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That's not how you re-rail a thread!



THIS IS HOW YOU RE-RAIL A THREAD!

But good hustle.

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[ShadowFireLance]

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No they dont, After all, that is quite good looking...

[SlyGuyMcFly]

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Niiiice

[Noedig]

Niiiice

I like that quote. What is it from?

[Lapak]

I like that quote. What is it from?

Both the quote and the picture are from The Protomen.

[Noedig]

Thank you.

@The Tygre: Where is the Eldritch Abomination poster from? It is filled with win, and I desire it.

[Ksheep]

Thank you.

@The Tygre: Where is the Eldritch Abomination poster from? It is filled with win, and I desire it.

Not sure if this is where's it's originally from, but I did find this. It appears to be based on "Winnie the Pooh's Home Run Derby"… although I'm not entirely sure HOW. Doing a bit more research into it…

[Doorhandle]

Legend-based Tax (Because they updated some errant tracks the other day.)

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[Lord_Gareth]

Legend-based Tax (Because they updated some errant tracks the other day.)

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Love these, so much.

[altruist]

I like these.

Legend-based Tax (Because they updated some errant tracks the other day.)

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[Answerer]

Doorhandle, those are awesome. I especially like Lurking Terror.

[The Tygre]

Both the quote and the picture are from The Protomen.

Awww yeah. We're gonna' need a high five over here.

Not sure if this is where's it's originally from, but I did find this. It appears to be based on "Winnie the Pooh's Home Run Derby"… although I'm not entirely sure HOW. Doing a bit more research into it…

I̡͙͈͚̯̦͓̻T҉̺̪̻̫̙̦ ̜͚͕͎̘ͅB̻̲̱̺̮̥̫̀E͕̣͔G̻Í̖̗̘̘̘̘N̢͍S̶

[Doorhandle]

Awww yeah. We're gonna' need a high five over here.



I̡͙͈͚̯̦͓̻T҉̺̪̻̫̙̦ ̜͚͕͎̘ͅB̻̲̱̺̮̥̫̀E͕̣͔G̻Í̖̗̘̘̘̘N̢͍S̶

It could be worse. This abberation seems intrested only in extreme baseball.

[Morph Bark]

I̡͙͈͚̯̦͓̻T҉̺̪̻̫̙̦ ̜͚͕͎̘ͅB̻̲̱̺̮̥̫̀E͕̣͔G̻Í̖̗̘̘̘̘N̢͍S̶

Were those squares supposed to be anything special?

[AMX]

Were those squares supposed to be anything special?

Unicode abuse, apparently.

Let me try something...

I̡͙͈͚̯̦͓̻T҉̺̪̻̫̙̦ ̜͚͕͎̘ͅB̻̲̱̺̮̥̫̀E͕̣͔G̻Í̖̗̘̘̘̘N̢͍S̶