D&D Demotivators Episode VI: Return of the JPEG

[Kelb_Panthera]

Hello Kitty airsoft guns are indeed a thing.

And I don't know about brands, but I heard there are pink guns too, from a dealer on the radio (they were talking about potential ramifications of not being allowed to sell fully automatic weapons).

I'm no expert, but that doesn't look like an airsoft gun when you look closely at the parts. I think that's the real deal with a custom paint-job.

[Winds]

Almost certainly a custom job, but not paint. Paint wouldn't be a good idea on moving parts. I suspect that it had some kind of dye added in the mold.


Unrelated, but I like the picture:

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[Sgt. Cookie]

One by me:

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For those of you that don't know what a Dread Barbarian is:

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A Dread Barbarian is an ECL 2 character, it takes the Symbiote Template (Savage Species) in conjunction with a Dread Blossom Swarm (MM 3).

This gives it near invulnerability, thanks to Regeneration 5 Fire/Cold. We can bypass this by giving the Dread Barbarian the following feats: Blazing Beserker, Frozen Beserker and Extra Rage twice. Because Dread Blossom Swarms are now eligible for feats, any race can pick them up.

This means that while raging, a Barbarian only ever takes non lethal damage. Except from Searing Spell, of course. But Piercing Cold throws that into doubt, IMO.

[Slipperychicken]

For all you Lovecraft lovers out there...

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[Heliomance]

Does anyone have that pic of ork Kamina and some other guy with the caption "Enuff Dakka: If anyone could do it, they can" or some such?

[Ksheep]

Here's another small amount of back tax…

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[Slipperychicken]

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[Ksheep]

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Looks more like Energy-substituted Lightning

[Slipperychicken]

Looks more like Energy-substituted Lightning

I don't know, this thing looks like it should have an AOE. Flame Strike, perhaps?

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[Amidus Drexel]

I don't know, this thing looks like it should have an AOE. Flame Strike, perhaps?

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My vote is Meteor Swarm. The other three meteors are on their way.

[Vknight]

Also:

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Another success in the long line of great ideas. We've been working on making it leak honey and grow toast

[Pink]

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Tagline is:

Enuff Dakka.
They could do it.

Don't have a link to the full demotivator on me atm.

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Image, not demotivator. And it's Coop from Megas XLR and Kamina.

[Eldan]

Hehe. "Coop". The 1.3 other Swiss people on the forum are giggling with me now.

[Slipperychicken]

Hehe. "Coop". The 1.3 other Swiss people on the forum are giggling with me now.

What does it mean/imply in Swiss?

[Dr.Epic]

Try as hard as you can...

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...Your campaign will never be this awesome.

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...But at least it will never be this lame.

[Ksheep]

What does it mean/imply in Swiss?

A quick Google search later…

Although I'm not entirely sure why that would be funny… Probably some inside joke.

[Eldan]

Eh. It's sort of stereotyping. There's three big supermarket chains, and people associate personality characteristics with people who shop at one or the other. This one is just funny because the image it builds is sort of trying to be pseudo-posh (i.e. they charge more for the same quality), so it is kinda funny together with the image.

[Ksheep]

Eh. It's sort of stereotyping. There's three big supermarket chains, and people associate personality characteristics with people who shop at one or the other. This one is just funny because the image it builds is sort of trying to be pseudo-posh (i.e. they charge more for the same quality), so it is kinda funny together with the image.

So kinda like the Wal-Mart/Target dichotomy here in the states (with a local supermarket chain thrown in for the third side).

(With Wal-Mart being seen as the ubiquitous, cheap stores filled with Rednecks, Target being slightly cleaner, nicer, but more expensive, and local stores… vary by region. Coop would be the equivalent of Target in this example, or possibly a bit more upscale…)

[Eldan]

Nah. The thing is, the big two are Migros and COOP. They sell more or less the same product, they are equally clean, quality is a bit back and forth, but COOP charges just slightly more money for everything, which is a reason for some people to prefer it over the competitors.

But I suppose an Anime hero called Walmart would be equally strange to Americans.

[SilverLeaf167]

Nah. The thing is, the big two are Migros and COOP. They sell more or less the same product, they are equally clean, quality is a bit back and forth, but COOP charges just slightly more money for everything, which is a reason for some people to prefer it over the competitors.

But I suppose an Anime hero called Walmart would be equally strange to Americans.

Walmart actually sounds like a pretty realistic Germanic name. "Walmart the Conqueror! Walmart the Wise! Walmart the Stalwart! Walmart the Full-Shelved!" If it wasn't such a well-known store, I'm pretty sure the name would be used somewhere like that.

Finnish doesn't really have much things like this... one thing that seems to amuse young people is the legendary Siwa Oasis, and in particular the oracle therein: Siwa is a Finnish store that's stereotypically considered popular among young wannabe-thugs who buy cheap energy drinks there. The hilarity of that is somewhat lessened by the fact that the store is probably intentionally named after the oasis in the first place.
I do run into some funny names in a D&D context though, and there's one right on the tip of my tongue... can't quite remember what it was

[Eldan]

The only other thing I can think of is the horribly mangled "German" Games Workshop likes to use for Warhammer.

[Beacon of Chaos]

Don't mind me, just passing through.

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One of mine.

[Slipperychicken]

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...But at least it will never be this lame.

Are you telling me someone actually paid to watch that? I knew right from the trailers that was trash.

[Ksheep]

Here's one I came across on Reddit…

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EDIT: And here's another, just for the fun of it

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[Notreallyhere77]

I'll throw in a couple to move things along.

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I swear, the idea for Zev/Xev must have come directly from the mind of a 14-year-old boy.

[Slipperychicken]

Crirical fumbles...

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[Dr.Epic]

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Playable Characters
If they looks like this, they are either doing something very right or very wrong.

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What is dead may never die!
But rises again harder and stronger!

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Crirical fumbles...

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Honestly, the terrorist that got kicked is the one who critically fumbled. Iirc, he tried to drive a van full of propane tanks into an airport to blow it up, crashed well outside the building, killing his buddy and setting himself on fire, THEN got nutted so hard the guy who kicked him injured himself. Quite possibly the only way to take his mind off the fact that HE WAS ON FIRE. I may have confused my idiot terrorists though, there are a lot of them.

[ShadowFireLance]

Anyone know the source on these two?
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/j...rcleofLife.jpg
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/j...Encounters.jpg

[Chilingsworth]

Ok, I wanted to post a picture for others to make demotivators with.
Unfortunately, photobucket is down atm. I'm impatient.

So, anyone care to make demotivators out of the picture that headlines this article?