D&D Demotivators Episode VI: Return of the JPEG

[Cerlis]

Just judging by the card I can fully I I'd have to say the answer is "both". (But the power seems somewhat offset by the fairly mixed lands you need to put them into play.)

the thing with EDH is that though you can only use one of each card, except for a few banded ones all cards from any set are available. Ergo with any concievable type of deck that might not work under normal circumstances, you might be able to do it in EDH because even if a type of card (such as an artifact that gives you 3 colors of mana) is only once every 3 sets, you can still use one of each.

That is also why EDH is so popular, because it allows you to do things you cant do in standard (in which you are restricted to the current set, last set, and most recent Core set).


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Sorry, at work, so no tax from me :(

[Admiral Squish]

Don't be the guy who plays slivers. Nobody likes that guy. Don't be that guy.

[Erik Vale]

Ally's also go in that colum. The bonuses start out small, but when that 1/1 you summoned at the start of the game is a 20/20 first strike vigilance healbot, you get banned so hard.
At least with Allies, the other guy knows if he kills you quickly enough the bonuses are minor. For example, standing up to a direct damage deck/deck with dispells is really hard, but other duration decks get stomped on like children, and woe betide oponents who suffer the dreaded depo.

[Fable Wright]

Just judging by the card I can fully I I'd have to say the answer is "both". (But the power seems somewhat offset by the fairly mixed lands you need to put them into play.)

No, the lands just make it more expensive to get the deck in motion. If you run a full set of shocks (or, in rarer cases, ABUR duals) and fetches and a few other rainbow lands like Reflecting Pool and Command tower, and there is almost no trouble with mana fixing at all. I personally don't have a problem with sliver decks, but that's mostly because I'm the other That Guy at the table, though not playing a hated archetype.

And sorry for thread derailment. I'll see what I can do about more Demotivators...

[Lapak]

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So true. So infuriatingly true.

[Slipperychicken]

Raising the tax rate...

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[SilverLeaf167]

Raising the tax rate...

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That's the sort of picture one typically doesn't expect to run into on a forum primarily dedicated to roleplaying games
Unless you're just saying you despise optimization (or your definition of it) for some mysterious reason...
Or maybe you're just kidding, but sarcasm never works on the Internet.

[Beacon of Chaos]

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[Slipperychicken]

Or maybe you're just kidding, but sarcasm never works on the Internet.

This one. I do some optimization myself, and get way too introspective sometimes

[Dr.Epic]

Note: Changed wording of the second one to avoid moderator wrath…

DON'T CENSOR MY ART!!!

[Ksheep]

DON'T CENSOR MY ART!!!

Sorry, I didn't want to be yelled at by moderators.

[Dr.Epic]

Sorry, I didn't want to be yelled at by moderators.

Good point. I mean, it's not like the Giant ever even once used such vulgar language in OotS.

[Esprit15]

Good point. I mean, it's not like the Giant ever even once used such vulgar language in OotS.

Irrelevant. The rules apply to us still.

[Dr.Epic]

Irrelevant. The rules apply to us still.

So the Giant can use, spread, and advocate such language in the site, but we can't? Yeah, that makes sense.

[Hiro Protagonest]

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2+2=?

Congrats! If you know the answer to this equation, you're far smarter than any given character in Harry Potter.

You all know it's true.

Characters in Harry Potter who know that: Harry in the earlier books, Hermione, Ron, Snape, Neville, Ginny.

And just for fun...

Dumbledore: "I have a hunch that it's four, but we'll have to test it to be certain."

Gred and Forge: "Double trouble!"

[Dr.Epic]

Characters in Harry Potter who know that: Harry in the earlier books, Hermione, Ron, Snape, Neville, Ginny.

And just for fun...

Dumbledore: "I have a hunch that it's four, but we'll have to test it to be certain."

Gred and Forge: "Double trouble!"

Yeah, but it took all of them 2 months of dedicated research to reach that conclusion.

[Slipperychicken]

Gred and Forge: "Double trouble!"

Trelawney: "I see a spelling correction in your future".

[Togath]

So the Giant can use, spread, and advocate such language in the site, but we can't? Yeah, that makes sense.

Read the forum rules.
Just because Burlew has used things such as that doesn't mean you should use it on the forum.

[Ksheep]

So the Giant can use, spread, and advocate such language in the site, but we can't? Yeah, that makes sense.

The thing is, while that is only a mild explicative, and the rules say that only excessive cursing is disallowed, posting an explicative in a picture is strictly disallowed, as it is considered "Circumventing the Board Filter", which is a big no-no. Your original post is fine, as it's mild and only a single case, but if I were to repost it as is (even though the word isn't blocked by the filter), it could be considered circumventing and I would be the one to get in trouble.

[Dr.Epic]

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The Fusion Dance
It's a lot darker in other animes.

[TypoNinja]

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The Fusion Dance
It's a lot darker in other animes.

Wow. Ouch. That's just depressing.

[Dr.Epic]

Wow. Ouch. That's just depressing.

Believe me, I've seen darker examples of this joke:

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Honey, I Transmuted the Kids

Shou Tucker: Because you're too cheap to afford both a babysitter and pet care.

[Traab]

Believe me, I've seen darker examples of this joke:

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Honey, I Transmuted the Kids

Shou Tucker: Because you're too cheap to afford both a babysitter and pet care.

How about this

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Why are you crying? You said you wanted a fur coat for christmas.

[Dr.Epic]

How about this

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Why are you crying? You said you wanted a fur coat for christmas.

I don't get it.

[Arbane]

I don't get it.

It's a reference to the anime/manga Full Metal Alchemist, where one character

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fused his own daughter with a dog FOR SCIENCE.

That was a real gut-punch to a lot of the fans.

[Fable Wright]

I don't get it.

You want a fur coat (object), you get a fur coat (fur all over your body).

[Dr.Epic]

It's a reference to the anime/manga Full Metal Alchemist, where one character

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fused his own daughter with a dog FOR SCIENCE.

That was a real gut-punch to a lot of the fans.

I thought Brotherhood was a real gut-punch to a lot of fans.
Just kidding. While I prefer the original anime more, I still respect and understand the opinions of others.

[JackOfAllBuilds]

I thought Brotherhood was a real gut-punch to a lot of fans.
Just kidding. While I prefer the original anime more, I still respect and understand the opinions of others.

Actually I was a fan of the original series, but I liked Brotherhood BETTER than the original. It seemed more whole and complete, while the original was a bit disjointed. I also liked the explanation of alchemy/alkahestry better in Brotherhood than the ova.

Also I am told that Brotherhood followed much closer to the original manga

[Vknight]

Actually I was a fan of the original series, but I liked Brotherhood BETTER than the original. It seemed more whole and complete, while the original was a bit disjointed. I also liked the explanation of alchemy/alkahestry better in Brotherhood than the ova.

Also I am told that Brotherhood followed much closer to the original manga

Brotherhood is the manga in many ways
The original anime is the same characters alternate timeline/dimension/universe with slightly different rules

[Admiral Harkov]

Brotherhood is the manga in many ways
The original anime is the same characters alternate timeline/dimension/universe with slightly different rules

The original anime was made while the manga was still ongoing, when they caught up to the manga they had to make up their own storyline. Brotherhood was made after the manga was finished and is a faithful adaptation of it, with a few changes to avoid too much repetition from the original anime (I think the start of the manga goes like the original anime and Brotherhood makes a new one).

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