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    SwashbucklerGuy

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    need a good innuendo-ee name for a brothel in a steampunk campaign! anything goes as long as its funny!

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    Ogre in the Playground
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    They are all innuendo, except the last one.

    The Dark Cavern.
    The Deep Thoroughfare.
    The Hidden Depths.
    The Massive Oak.
    The Tall Mast.
    The Quivering Hills.
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    Sultry Scullion?

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    The Rusty Pipe is one of my personal favourite ideas. Or maybe The Oiler and the Engine.
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    Bob's Magic Item Emporium (Specializes in Rods of Wonder, Bags of Holding, and Portable Holes)

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    Are we talking a ritzy or dumpy establishment? Gonna go ahead and second The Quivering Hills, by the way.

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    If you open it, 8rothel8ane will kill your pimps and take your wenches for herself.

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    Seamstresses' Guild.
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    Ye Old Festhall

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    How about, The Out Inn.

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    RogueGuy

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    How about, The Out Inn.

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    I'm gonna second the shambling mounds.
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    The house of negotiable affection
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    Quote Originally Posted by Calanon View Post
    I....

    I had about eight different responses to that. Excluding the seven that involved taking the Lord's name in vain and utterly impressive amounts of profanity.....

    PLOT HOOK!!!!!
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    Momma's Grotchen Fun House (of Fun).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Calanon View Post
    At first I wanted to laugh, then I wanted to cry, but in the end I could only smile.

    So I second that the brothel's name should be "The Haunted Vagina" or "Razor Wire Pubic Hair" which is one of the writer's other books.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Snowbluff View Post
    If you open it, 8rothel8ane will kill your pimps and take your wenches for herself.
    Who? Should I know who that is?
    I named and helped build the Pervirtuoso!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wyntonian View Post
    I....

    I had about eight different responses to that. Excluding the seven that involved taking the Lord's name in vain and utterly impressive amounts of profanity.....

    PLOT HOOK!!!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Wavelab View Post
    At first I wanted to laugh, then I wanted to cry, but in the end I could only smile.

    So I second that the brothel's name should be "The Haunted Vagina" or "Razor Wire Pubic Hair" which is one of the writer's other books.
    I'm going to be honest with both of you, that book is ridiculous... in all sense of the word it is ridiculous You should read his other work:

    Hitler in Wonderland
    Baby Jesus Butt Plug
    Electric Jesus Corpse
    The Menstruating Mall

    I swear... those books are just... WOW
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    The Shagging Carpet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wyntonian View Post
    PLOT HOOK!!!!!
    Actually... that's not a bad idea.

    Name the Brothel
    "The Plot Hook"

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    The Pink Hydra
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    Ten Foot Ladder

    Sorry, I just noticed it was for steampunk, so my ideas won't work.
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    The Come and Go.

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    Random Encounters - For the discerning adventurer.

    Quote Originally Posted by grarrrg View Post
    Actually... that's not a bad idea.

    Name the Brothel
    "The Plot Hook"
    I would think that "The Plot Hole" would be more appropriate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by grarrrg View Post
    Actually... that's not a bad idea.

    Name the Brothel
    "The Plot Hook"
    I lol'd. Even on a character who wouldn't be inclined to go to a brothel, I'd be tempted to enter that one. Second.

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    The Clockwork Dollhouse
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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Everyone's favorite dockside tavern, the Salty Clam!

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    The Complete Warrior rules on losing prerequisites for a PrC apply to all books. This bothers me enough to sig it. If you disagree, please PM me, I'm down with being proven wrong.


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    THE ****!? I actually pride myself on my ability to find obscure nerd humor but... seriously... THE ****!?
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