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    Default Re: Goblins IX: For that, you shall DIE!

    so, what IS up with the path, anyways?
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    Quote Originally Posted by leakingpen View Post
    so, what IS up with the path, anyways?
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    Look at the third-to-last panel; it's a cliff which they dumped all the non-goblin slaves off of.


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    I like this orc.
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    I wonder how often you get that bonus to wisdom; even if it's only twice a century, that'd give Biscuit around 20 wisdom, wouldn't it?

    Since we now know that his stats did increase during his imprisonment, I have to wonder if he gained levrld for all of his escape attempts during that period. Unsuccessful as they might be, he should have still got credit for trying and even modest amounts of role-playing experience points that are constantly being gained over centuries should make him a top-tier character in a world as low-powered as Goblins is.

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    Default Re: Goblins IX: For that, you shall DIE!

    I'll throw out a guess here: the cliff's edge is hid by an illusion.
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    Yep, Biscut is a keeper.
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    He really invested ranks in intimidation, didn't he?
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    I think he's just bludgeoning them to death with his speech balloons.
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    Default Re: Goblins IX: For that, you shall DIE!

    While those speech balloons certainly would make for a hefty weapon, that wit alone is cutting.

    The expression of the rather not-stirred Goblin is wonderful. Well, you asked, bitch: don't complain about getting.
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    Look at the third-to-last panel; it's a cliff which they dumped all the non-goblin slaves off of.
    Got a link for that?
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    Got a link for that?
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    You mean a link to where Duv said that they'd kill all the non-goblin slaves? Here, here. and here.
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    That orc should definitely take a level in monk. He doesn't strike me as the type to go for cleric or druid though.
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    Default Re: Goblins IX: For that, you shall DIE!

    Quote Originally Posted by Emperordaniel View Post
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    Look at the third-to-last panel; it's a cliff which they dumped all the non-goblin slaves off of.


    I'm liking Biscuit more and more all the time.

    it looks that way to me too, but i assumed the path was past or around it, if it IS just a cliff (which i called, just saying) their being a bit blase about it.since we know from earlier he can take all the goblins there.
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    That orc should definitely take a level in barbarian. He doesn't strike me as the type to go for cleric or druid though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by leakingpen View Post
    it looks that way to me too, but i assumed the path was past or around it, if it IS just a cliff (which i called, just saying) their being a bit blase about it.since we know from earlier he can take all the goblins there.
    Aye. I mean, nobody's reacting like they're at the edge of a path-less pit. If they were, Biscuit would, y'know, say that "there's no path", rather than "this path in front of me isn't safe because you lied".
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    Well, on the plus side, this monster will probably only kill Biscuit once.

    My guess is that it's called a "switchbeast" because it reveals its claws much like a switchblade.
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    Well, on the plus side, this monster will probably only kill Biscuit once.

    My guess is that it's called a "switchbeast" because it reveals its claws much like a switchblade.
    We've spent too many strips on Biscuit, he's been named and everything. I'm gonna say he lives.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Madara View Post
    We've spent too many strips on Biscuit, he's been named and everything. I'm gonna say he lives.
    Sort of like Chief?
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    Sort of like Chief?
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    Sort of like Chief?
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    Quote Originally Posted by memnarch View Post
    Nah, he hasn't had enough face time for it to be dramatic yet.
    If that switchbeast gets hold of Biscuit, there won't be enough face left to have any time - I count ~19 blades on that appendage which just went 'click click thwoom'.

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    Because if there's one thing you let your enemy do while you have them surrounded and they just announced being responsible for the death of your son...it's monologue?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gift Jeraff View Post
    Actually, I would make a wacky face and say comical lines like "Um...ooookay."
    Me too. If I was about to order someone to be killed and they came out with that little speech, it would derail my train of thought so hard I'd be all "O.o what, now?"
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    Default Re: Goblins IX: For that, you shall DIE!

    Despite his good sense motive, in the end he fell easily in the trap...
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    Default Re: Goblins IX: For that, you shall DIE!

    Yeah, the orc's train of thought seemed to be:

    1. My Sense Motive tells me it's a trap.
    2. I should go anyway.
    3. ???
    4. Get self killed.

    Another thing, this trap seems plain sadistic. If you don't intend for them to leave alive, just execute them. Tricking them into thinking they're free is just extra work and mean.
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