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    Nice twist, but I'm still bothered but the cut away.

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    I have a sneaking suspicion that Dies Horribly may put that thing's "basically indestructible"-ness to the test.
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    Haha, It looks like he's planning to lead that thing back to the village. That will probably be inconvenient for Duv.
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    They look shaken.
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    Indestructible, Thunt. Not indestructable.
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    I think he did the only morally acceptable thing by killing everyone.
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    Well, it looks like that goblin got what was coming to him...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Emperordaniel View Post
    Well, it looks like that goblin got what was coming to him...
    You got it backwards: the thing, that was coming, got a goblin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Strawberries View Post
    Nope, because it was stated that Thaco was to become chief....
    Where was it stated Thac0 would be chief?

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    Default Re: Goblins IX: For that, you shall DIE!

    Complains figured it out shortly after the battle with the infected orcs, as chief and ears were climbing up to the dead flower.

    it still doesn't mean the names of dies and chief couldn't have been reversed, Die's real name could have been "Becomes chief", and if Thaco became chief, then he would have died shortly after since he's already an elder.


    Cheif was named as a child donít forget, by that time Thac0 already was an adult, and most likely had a name.
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    As I recall, Chief's name was a result of a conditional vision - Y&B saw two possible courses ahead of her:
    A) Back Thac0 as the next chief. He would be a truly good chief, but the clan would self destruct in civil war because too many goblins would back the previous chief's son.
    B) Back the previous chief's son as the next chief. He would be a poor chief, letting the clan lapse into weakness and obscurity, but the clan would unite behind him and stay whole and intact.

    She saw this when she was naming the newly born son of the old chief, and named him 'Chief' as a way of making her choice between these two options and giving it the best possible chance of sticking.
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    Why do I get the feeling that those idiot goblins have been taunting that beast a lot too?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Poil View Post
    Why do I get the feeling that those idiot goblins have been taunting that beast a lot too?
    They obviously didn't study Evil Overlord's List as was proven times and times again. There was a point about treating your beasties nicely, so they won't try to rip you a new one on the first chance.
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    Where was it stated Thac0 would be chief?
    This story was told by Chief and Thac0.
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    New strip is up

    Another part of the list for the Shield of wonder's effects, two of which we've seen at the battle of Brassmoon
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    Another part of the list for the Shield of wonder's effects, two of which we've seen at the battle of Brassmoon
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    You know, if it wasnt for the fact that it would likely kill you, that armor would be pretty fun to have


    also my palidan would love that perminent 1d6 bonus to his Charisma.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aldreck View Post
    New strip is up

    Another part of the list for the Shield of wonder's effects, two of which we've seen at the battle of Brassmoon
    Hey, who knows. Did any of those soldiers look a little prettier and more confident after hitting the shield?

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    Well, now we know where the Talking Wall of Brassmoon came from.
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    The Atlas is also goofy but it has that whole "Stay Puft Marshmallow Man" menacing smile thing going for it. The guy who drew that one up was obviously taken to the Nutcracker when he was a child... and he was screaming in terror the entire time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Glyphstone View Post
    Well, now we know where the Talking Wall of Brassmoon came from.
    I guess whoever it was that became the wall really didn't have much else to live for as a human.


    The wall seems very content with being a wall. no pining for his old body that i've seen.
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    He got all of one comic, we don't really know much about him. Maybe he pines for his old body all the time, which is why no one wants to talk to him.
    Quote Originally Posted by GungHo, on Battletech
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    Yay, more of Thunt's terrible homebrew...

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    This batch isn't half-bad, actually. It's not terribly balanced, but the only thing approaching terrible is Thunt's over-enjoyment of excessively complicated percentile based tables-in-tables, with the replicating armor.
    Quote Originally Posted by GungHo, on Battletech
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    And seriously, if you don't like it but want to use it yourself, you can always just tweak it a bit, nobody will stop you.
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    Default Re: Goblins IX: For that, you shall DIE!

    I might actually use the Shield as part of the "reward" for completing a massive dungeon crawl I'm creating for my group at the moment... seems like the perfect artifact/major magic item to spark in-character debate over whether to keep it or not

    I may also use a Switchbeast and/or a Lesser Finger Horror (probably tweaked to make it less of a glass cannon) as monsters in the dungeon; anyone know where I can find Thunt's stats for Mr. Fingers?
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Glyphstone View Post
    He got all of one comic, we don't really know much about him. Maybe he pines for his old body all the time, which is why no one wants to talk to him.
    Me thinks he is pining for the fjords.

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    Hmmm...

    When I saw that link, I was hoping he had statted the Switchbeast.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Qwertystop View Post
    Hmmm...

    When I saw that link, I was hoping he had statted the Switchbeast.
    I was hoping he hadn't, because we'd get another Finger Horror.
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    I was hoping he hadn't, because we'd get another Finger Horror.
    Yeah, but it said somebody else had fixed it, so we'd still have good stats.
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