My Little Pony 2F: Ponibooru, We Hardly Knew Ye...

[Tiki Snakes]

I resent that!
If I wanted to drown the thread in romance, I would have done it by now.
Geez, it's like you think you can control me or stop me in some way.

Careful, lest you fall for his cunning plan.
Cause, see, clearly he's trying to use his fancy undead headology to trick you into filling the thread with Shipping and Romance.

Don't give in to his diabilical cravings, Lix!

[Lix Lorn]

Careful, lest you fall for his cunning plan.
Cause, see, clearly he's trying to use his fancy undead headology to trick you into filling the thread with Shipping and Romance.

Don't give in to his diabilical cravings, Lix!

I don't think the headology has been discovered that can work me out.

[Merellis]

I think we settled on "Pranks and Tanks". Not too sure what "Canon" the other shop could sell.



Lix! Free cookies if you don't drown the thread in romantical nonsense!


In other news, you need to follow this tumblr: Slice of Life. Might have been linked before, I don't care, it gives us this sort of adorableness on a regular basis:

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Good for all your pancreas-destroying needs!

Been enjoying Slice of Life since it started, the art is cute and the stories bring a grin to my face.

flying lessons....o________o

[OracleofWuffing]

So, I dunno, Ponyard, I'm gonna leave you in charge of maintaining relative sanity in my absence.

Er, which one's Ponyard again? I need to know so I can get the bachelor party ready. One morning is not a lot of time to make sure everything goes well in the shotgun triple-wedding three days away, too. Really, you should plan these things out further ahead.

Dammit, I really hope that doesn't give me nightmares; shoudl know better than borach things like that right befoe mediation.

Don't (non-endless) nightmares only occur when something sleeps?

[TheAmishPirate]

(would never do something so immoral)
...
YES! MWAHAHA! GIVE ME COOKIES, LEST I SHIP YOU ALL ACCORDING TO MY DESIGN

(I know, I know)

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Oh, what's this? It seems some careless pony has left these adorable little things in with the cookies. What a crazy random happenstance. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm just going to stand casually over here with my back turned for a few minutes...

Not directly, no.

Mannnnnn, stop ruining my thinly-veiled attempts at bribery!

[Lix Lorn]

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Oh, what's this? It seems some careless pony has left these adorable little things in with the cookies. What a crazy random happenstance. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm just going to stand casually over here with my back turned for a few minutes...

(cookienom ponysnuggle)

[TheAmishPirate]

Er, which one's Ponyard again? I need to know so I can get the bachelor party ready. One morning is not a lot of time to make sure everything goes well in the shotgun triple-wedding three days away, too. Really, you should plan these things out further ahead.

Ponyard is Rebelhero's OC. If memory serves, I think his text is light blue, he likes airships, and might have something to do with Gurren Lagaan. Might be mixing him up with another character of his.

Careful, lest you fall for his cunning plan.
Cause, see, clearly he's trying to use his fancy undead headology to trick you into filling the thread with Shipping and Romance.

If you think a trick like that'll work, then you'll be...

...dead wrong.

(cookienom ponysnuggle)

*ahem*

Meh!

...this is supposed to be the part where loot reigns down from the sky. Let me double-check my master plan:

Step 1: Wait for reigning authorities to leave.
Step 2: Bribe local deity contacts.
Step 3: Meh!
Step 4: Acquire swimmin' pool to hold all the swag.

Derpy? Any thoughts?

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Yeah, I'm lost too.

[Lix Lorn]

*ahem*

Meh!

...this is supposed to be the part where loot reigns down from the sky. Let me double-check my master plan:

Step 1: Wait for reigning authorities to leave.
Step 2: Bribe local deity contacts.
Step 3: Meh!
Step 4: Acquire swimmin' pool to hold all the swag.

Derpy? Any thoughts?

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Yeah, I'm lost too.

(gives large sack marked SWAG)

[TheAmishPirate]

(gives large sack marked SWAG)

Muahaha! The best-laid plans of mice and men...end up working perfectly. Because they're good plans, y'know? Now all I need is a contractor to get started on that swag pool...

*opens bag to admire le swag*

(Also, reminded me of this picture I saw a while back.)

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Not even all this swag will save me.

[Thanqol]

Thanqol I neither read nor like fanfics as a rule (despite having a naggin urge to write a few) and I loved that story.

Thank you.

Why not Ponyard? Who else is gonna do it? Lixie? Thanqol? Boffinspark?

Hey. My reign of terror was entertaining and productive!

See, here's the thing: you've communicated an unpleasant emotion, several in fact, and because of that, I actually don't want to read any more of your stories. I never read Yours Truly because it sounded like something I wouldn't enjoy (I accidently read some spoilers for it that put me off completely) and after reading Deadly's comments on the continuity, I can guess that this was justified. You've actually put me off here.

Now, I know that I will probably read more of your stories in the future, I know I read and enjoyed The Old Stories, but I'll have to agree with Sly here:

You need to tell people what they're getting into.

I should emphasise that this is by far the most artsy and meta story I've ever done and it has little to no bearing on any of the rest of my work! I know for sure my next story won't be anything like this.

It's a story I wrote for me, basically. Sorry if it soured you.

[Maxtronaut]

Ponyard is Rebelhero's OC. If memory serves, I think his text is light blue, he likes airships, and might have something to do with Gurren Lagaan. Might be mixing him up with another character of his.

*dons monocle top hat, and moustache.*

He sounds like quite the riveting kind of fellow! Where may I make his acquaintance?

Btw, @Thanqol: Who is that long tongued lady you're using as your avatar?

[TheAmishPirate]

*dons monocle top hat, and moustache.*

He sounds like quite the riveting kind of fellow! Where may I make his acquaintance?

Btw, @Thanqol: Who is that long tongued lady you're using as your avatar?

I think he mostly hangs around in the IRC, but pops into the thread from time to time. You can look him up via the "Members List" button, up at the top of the page.

[Alabenson]

... Alabenson.

Alright, Igor, here's the plan, while the ninjas distract him with merry hijinks, you stuff him into your sack, at which point I'll materialize the cannon around him. We’re only going to have one shot at this, ready?
Ook.

...Alter Reality: Reverse Gravity

OH NOT AGAI-*whump*

Excessive cannons.

I know what both of those words mean, but that statement simply makes no sense to me.

>_> <_<
Bleakbane

I actually already have an Orbital Bleakbane Cannon ready to fire. I just need you to provide the Bleakbane to fire out of it.

Why not Ponyard? Who else is gonna do it? Lixie? Thanqol? Boffinspark?

Hey, I'm certain I could maintain a satisfactory level of sanit-ahahahahahaha! I'm sorry, I couldn't say it with a straight face!

.....Congrate's. No, realy. No special zombie special is planned, no poison is to be layed, and Nightcore is actualy planning on being the first-something. (She has apperently become friends with your soon-to-be-wife.) Honestly, I am exited for the future, if only in twenty years time when your eventual child is perparing to strike me down with the words "You killed my parents, prepare to die!" on his/her lips.

That's one scenario, another is that one day I’ll be telling my child how I slew you/ destroyed you/ imprisoned you in the room where all the PINKY AI’s sing at you.
…
Wait, eventual CHILD!?

[Thanqol]

Btw, @Thanqol: Who is that long tongued lady you're using as your avatar?

Super High-school Level Literary Girl Touko Fukawa from Super-High School Level Dangan Ropa!

Seriously, give it a try, it's fantastic, albeit disturbing.

[INoKnowNames]

Ponies.... ponies ponies ponies....

I remember the first set of My Little Pony... and maybe that's why Ponies creep me the heck out now....

And I still have to skip over the introsong... and curl into the fetal possition whenever they break out into song through the episodes...

But with so many people I know getting in on it (my best friend, and one of my Co-gamers / Dungeon Master being notable mentions), I kinda feel like giving it a try....

Not sure what the point of this post was... maybe just saying hello to the Bronies and ?Fillies? in the playground?

[OracleofWuffing]

Ponyard is Rebelhero's OC. If memory serves, I think his text is light blue, he likes airships, and might have something to do with Gurren Lagaan.

Okay, you heard the pirate, theme is Gorillas and Lagoons! Alabenson, I'm gonna have to borrow Igor for this. Anarion, gas mileage and transportation of lagoons to the ceremony location are coming out of your credit account, thank you. While I'm supervising the lagoon drainage and shipment, I need two more brides, fifty-six cans of cashews, a gross of lava lamps, seven gallons of pink lemonade, eleven more husbands, and a partridge in a pear tree. Lixie, you're in charge of music. Other people, I need someone to bake and frost twelve cakes, someone else to get fourteen of the largest diamonds you can find and ring-set, and we gotta get the archeologist's union online. Come on, let's move, not much time to make the magic happen!

[Pokonic]

That's one scenario, another is that one day I’ll be telling my child how I slew you/ destroyed you/ imprisoned you in the room where all the PINKY AI’s sing at you.
…
Wait, eventual CHILD!?

Why yes. I mean, realy now, she is a princess after all. I mean, from my understanding (that I will leave out anything else, because going from my currant state I belive the mental trama in recounting the biological issues being dead brings on would drive both of us mad) the sound of little trotters come eventualy after marrage (or before it).Remember, she had two other legiment siblings, and who knows how many Shargat sired across the realms. She would expect a family of a least two fillies or foals.

I am going to let you (possibly literaly) stew over that for a few moments.

[MCerberus]

New person? PREPARE THE HUG SWARM

Okay, you heard the pirate, theme is Gorillas and Lagoons! Alabenson, I'm gonna have to borrow Igor for this. Anarion, gas mileage and transportation of lagoons to the ceremony location are coming out of your credit account, thank you. While I'm supervising the lagoon drainage and shipment, I need two more brides, fifty-six cans of cashews, a gross of lava lamps, seven gallons of pink lemonade, eleven more husbands, and a partridge in a pear tree. Lixie, you're in charge of music. Other people, I need someone to bake and frost twelve cakes, someone else to get fourteen of the largest diamonds you can find and ring-set, and we gotta get the archeologist's union online. Come on, let's move, not much time to make the magic happen!

*bakes 40 cakes full of madness infinite*
That's as many as four tens.

[Merellis]

New person? PREPARE THE HUG SWARM



*bakes 40 cakes full of madness infinite*
That's as many as four tens.

*Steals the 40 cakes when no ones looking*

[Alabenson]

Today is a good day! After slowly working on it for far too long, I have finally completed the second chapter of my fanfic.

I give you Past Lives and Forgotten Sins, Chapter 2

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And here's Chapter 1 for anyone who hasn't read it yet.

[Soras Teva Gee]

Ponies.... ponies ponies ponies....

I remember the first set of My Little Pony... and maybe that's why Ponies creep me the heck out now....

And I still have to skip over the introsong... and curl into the fetal possition whenever they break out into song through the episodes...

But with so many people I know getting in on it (my best friend, and one of my Co-gamers / Dungeon Master being notable mentions), I kinda feel like giving it a try....

Give it a shot, you may find you look forward to them breaking into song now.

Not sure what the point of this post was... maybe just saying hello to the Bronies and ?Fillies? in the playground?

Brony is generally considered to be pretty unisex even by female ponies in the Herd... though Pegasister still keeps kicking around. I swear like 80% of its use is people with a "just to cover all bases" PC air to their statement.

*Steals the 40 cakes when no ones looking*

Thats as many as Four, Tens!
And that's terrible.

[Forum Explorer]

*Steals the 40 cakes when no ones looking*

40 cakes? That's as many as 4 tens. And that's just terrible

[Zigg'rrauglurr]

(would never do something so immoral)
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YES! MWAHAHA! GIVE ME COOKIES, LEST I SHIP YOU ALL ACCORDING TO MY DESIGN

And now you made me wonder with who/what would you ship a Programmer/TechSupport Pony (Me) and a DressMaker/PartyPony (My wife)
[We come as a pair and we do everything together, even getting to know other ponies]

[maximus25]

40 cakes? That's as many as 4 tens. And that's just terrible

Where did this as many as 4 tens things come from?

I've seen it around, and I think I saw where... but my memory is a little foggy.

[Soras Teva Gee]

Where did this as many as 4 tens things come from?

I've seen it around, and I think I saw where... but my memory is a little foggy.

Here you go

[thubby]

bam

[Soras Teva Gee]

Wow I'm all over the place today ponythread!

[Luka]

I just finished watching TTGL's last episode......
..
...It's the best.....thing.....EVER!!!!

....Um, don't have anything to say else.... Rainbow Dash is best pony!....well, except the "rainbow" part maybe, but still best!

[maximus25]

Darn that Lex Luthor, always being bad. And terrible.

[Soras Teva Gee]

I just finished watching TTGL's last episode......
..
...It's the best.....thing.....EVER!!!!

....Um, don't have anything to say else.... Rainbow Dash is best pony!....well, except the "rainbow" part maybe, but still best!

Took ya that long. Oy vey now go watch the movies so I can finally link you to the most awesome video ever.