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    You'd be surprised. One time, a sentient undead walked in, minding his own business, and he was attacked and it started a whole fight. It was a huge mess. Cosmo was annoyed.

    As a matter of fact that's him right there. A skeleton dressed in nothing but singed and dirty robes is sitting at the bar. He's given a wide berth because the air around him is cold, or so he's told. Only suckers with nerve endings have to worry about that. A rune carved into his skull glows a light orange and he has a gleam in his eye socket. No wait, that's lit match. He throws those in there because it feels nice. Like a hot cup of tea, minus getting his robes all wet because he lacks a lower jaw or throat.

    He turns his head to the shouty ghoul and points down at the bar. He's awfully helpful today.

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    The totally not a robot nods sagely in response to BR's remark. "You have to break eggs to make an omelet after all."

    ...

    What? This is getting more confusing by the moment.

    Then Telsa smiles widely at the youngster who teleported in here a few moments prior! "Oh! Maybe it is! Can you poof away and then return with more young Chevy Chase?"

    Well.

    It IS an infinite multiverse after all. There must be a plane of Chevy Chase somewhere.
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  3. - Top - End - #1443
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Elf Bard View Post
    A tiefling girl, in her twenties, steps nervously through the door. She's wearing a skirt and a simple blue shirt.



    She looks around, not sure where her blind date is.
    Evan stands up and walks towards her, waving as he goes.
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    She gives him a small nervous smile.

    Uh, hi. Are you Evan?
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    This is the thief who likes to hoard,
    That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
    That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
    That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
    That has the gender unexplored
    That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
    That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
    That follows the cleric,
    That serves the lich,
    That seeks the gate,
    That guards the snarl,
    That lives in the prison the gods built.


    guess what I was gone but now I'm back

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    Evan nods, smiling brightly.

    That's me. You must be Love.
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    The tiefling nods, blushing a pale blue. Uh huh. Stupid name, I know.
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    This is the thief who likes to hoard,
    That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
    That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
    That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
    That has the gender unexplored
    That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
    That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
    That follows the cleric,
    That serves the lich,
    That seeks the gate,
    That guards the snarl,
    That lives in the prison the gods built.


    guess what I was gone but now I'm back

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    Don't be silly, there isn't anything wrong with your name.

    Evan says as he gives to the side slightly.

    Anyway, care to sit down?
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    Sure... is this an eating date, a talking date, or a drinking date? I've never been one one before. She goes to a table and sits down quietly.
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    This is the thief who likes to hoard,
    That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
    That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
    That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
    That has the gender unexplored
    That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
    That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
    That follows the cleric,
    That serves the lich,
    That seeks the gate,
    That guards the snarl,
    That lives in the prison the gods built.


    guess what I was gone but now I'm back

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    II figure eating and talking would work alright.

    Evan says as he sits down.

    Really? Why?
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    Sounds good. She looks over the menu, eventually getting a Court Of Stars Salad.

    So, uh, what do you for a living?
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    This is the thief who likes to hoard,
    That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
    That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
    That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
    That has the gender unexplored
    That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
    That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
    That follows the cleric,
    That serves the lich,
    That seeks the gate,
    That guards the snarl,
    That lives in the prison the gods built.


    guess what I was gone but now I'm back

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    At the moment? Mostly make sure that Vizert doesn't do any unwanted damage to The Sleeping Goblin. I used to do mercenary work before that.
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    The pretty tiefling tilts her head. Vierzt? What kind of mercenary work?
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    This is the thief who likes to hoard,
    That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
    That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
    That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
    That has the gender unexplored
    That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
    That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
    That follows the cleric,
    That serves the lich,
    That seeks the gate,
    That guards the snarl,
    That lives in the prison the gods built.


    guess what I was gone but now I'm back

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    Vizert is Trissy's brother or something like that. He makes a nusiance of himself every now and then. I did a lot of jobs being a body guard, I used to do work with military units every now and then, that sort of thing.
    Last edited by DoomITP; 2012-10-10 at 11:24 PM.
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    Ah. The tiefling seems uncomfortable, picking at her salad.

    So, how do you know Trissy?
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    This is the thief who likes to hoard,
    That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
    That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
    That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
    That has the gender unexplored
    That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
    That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
    That follows the cleric,
    That serves the lich,
    That seeks the gate,
    That guards the snarl,
    That lives in the prison the gods built.


    guess what I was gone but now I'm back

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    I came into The Sleeping Goblin looking for a some work that was slightly more safe than what I normally do.

    Sorry it took so long to respond.
    Last edited by DoomITP; 2012-10-11 at 12:12 AM.
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    Does she work there?

    Love stares at him much more intently than she means to.
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    That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
    That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
    That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
    That has the gender unexplored
    That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
    That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
    That follows the cleric,
    That serves the lich,
    That seeks the gate,
    That guards the snarl,
    That lives in the prison the gods built.


    guess what I was gone but now I'm back

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    If Evan is put off by Love's stare, he doesn't show it.

    I imagine so. I never actually asked what she does there. I know her husband Marty is the cook.
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    Love smiles, a bit more happily than she means to.

    That's great! She told me about him... sounds nice.

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    This is the thief who likes to hoard,
    That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
    That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
    That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
    That has the gender unexplored
    That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
    That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
    That follows the cleric,
    That serves the lich,
    That seeks the gate,
    That guards the snarl,
    That lives in the prison the gods built.


    guess what I was gone but now I'm back

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    He's an alright guy.

    Evan says, leaning back in his chair for a moment before straightening himself back up.

    So, what do you do for a living, Love?
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    She blushes again. I told you this name was awkward. She doesn't seem to mind Evan calling her by her name, though.

    I'm a chef.
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    This is the thief who likes to hoard,
    That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
    That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
    That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
    That has the gender unexplored
    That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
    That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
    That follows the cleric,
    That serves the lich,
    That seeks the gate,
    That guards the snarl,
    That lives in the prison the gods built.


    guess what I was gone but now I'm back

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    Evan doesn't seem to have any issue about it either.

    Interesting. Where do you cook? I haven't seen you around Inside.
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    I'm trying to start my own resturan... I work odd jobs and at a soup kitchen.
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    This is the thief who likes to hoard,
    That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
    That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
    That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
    That has the gender unexplored
    That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
    That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
    That follows the cleric,
    That serves the lich,
    That seeks the gate,
    That guards the snarl,
    That lives in the prison the gods built.


    guess what I was gone but now I'm back

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    I never was much of a cook. After my second attempt the other mercenary guys grumbled at me to get away from that stove and get back to what I am actually good at.
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    Love grins.

    I could teach you. You could be assistant chef. Wanna learn to make hot dates?
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    This is the thief who likes to hoard,
    That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
    That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
    That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
    That has the gender unexplored
    That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
    That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
    That follows the cleric,
    That serves the lich,
    That seeks the gate,
    That guards the snarl,
    That lives in the prison the gods built.


    guess what I was gone but now I'm back

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    Evan's grin widens.

    You can try. It might be fun.

    Evan pauses.
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    Love blushes and smiles at Evan.

    When are you free for a "cooking lesson?"
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    This is the thief who likes to hoard,
    That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
    That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
    That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
    That has the gender unexplored
    That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
    That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
    That follows the cleric,
    That serves the lich,
    That seeks the gate,
    That guards the snarl,
    That lives in the prison the gods built.


    guess what I was gone but now I'm back

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    Evan's grin widens even further if that is even possible.

    I'm free anytime.
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    Wanna come over to my place then?
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    This is the thief who likes to hoard,
    That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
    That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
    That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
    That has the gender unexplored
    That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
    That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
    That follows the cleric,
    That serves the lich,
    That seeks the gate,
    That guards the snarl,
    That lives in the prison the gods built.


    guess what I was gone but now I'm back

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    Sounds good to me.
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    Love grins and grabs Evan's hand shyly, not quite sure whether this is appropriate in their relationship yet.
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    This is the thief who likes to hoard,
    That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
    That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
    That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
    That has the gender unexplored
    That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
    That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
    That follows the cleric,
    That serves the lich,
    That seeks the gate,
    That guards the snarl,
    That lives in the prison the gods built.


    guess what I was gone but now I'm back

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