Team Rocket: How the Muk are They Still Alive?

[MesiDoomstalker]

The muscular organ in your perineal cavity, for starters.

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(1d20+2)[6] Arceus be merciful!

[Esprit15]

Mons are out. Prepare for smoke. Artemis lets out Calva as well, right by Diluvium. Aquilla, prep. Aquilla slashes his claws against the wagon, sharpening them greatly.

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Hone Claws
+1 to all Melee AC checks, +1 Attack stages

[MesiDoomstalker]

Ethan grabs 2 pokeballs from his belt, releasing Ollie and Mjolnir in a flash. Sim, Transform! Ethan's hat morphs, turning into a mimic of the half-evolved Mjolnir. Thor, Shock that bastard! Thor whirls his arms around shooting off an electrical burst at Ak-whatever. (rolls in OOC)

[Eshkigal]

Wagner sniffs around, trying to figure out what fiends prowl the night. (Odor Sleuth)

[Arcran]

Initiative:
Gerald
Numbers
Group
Akinektos
Paul
Duskull
Honchkrow
Kadabra
Aquilla (13)
Chief (11)
Thor (11)
Konoha (11)
Mystery ‘mons
Elly (10)
Dilumvium (7)
Sim (7)
Wagner (7)
Litwick
Rhyhorn
Sparky (6)
Willy (6)
Taylor’s Sandshrew

[Esprit15]

A gust of wind picks up around the carts.

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Use Aerokinesis to discourage use of smoke/prevent it from being of use. Affects air within 30m, creates 30kmph breeze.

[Eshkigal]

"Tell Mark to let his mon loose. If it's people, it'll muk them up."
Then Gerald moves to V31, takes aim at the strange mon whose head seemed nearly off and takes the shot.
(1d20)[4]
(1d10+4)[6]

[IrnBruAddict]

Romeo releases Luna and Konoha, since Elly was already out.

[Arcran]

Before your attack you once again barely notice anything about Akinektos.

Akinektos flinches as Thor strikes him with the Thundershock, staggering forward, the limp gone. The party getting the drop on him they are able to act first.

Arte’s flurry of wind gets a large number of expletive thoughts from the soldiers, likely due to popping smoke being invalid. Unfortunately the strong winds also put out the torches, plunging the wagons into darkness.

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Lights are out! Signal! Scrap smoke. Infrared on and open fire. Acquire targets, kill the rest!

Gerald’s shot misses, Akinektos having enough warning to duck down, the shots hitting the cart instead of him.

The twins fire at Akinektos. One misses, his shot flying over the man’s head. The other connects with his chest, lights blasting as the incendiaries connect. Mark fires a crossbow bolt at the Honchkrow only to have it deflect the bolt with a quick wing.

The attack squad closes, opening fire on the team. You can’t see their targets, just bursts of sound and light, although Wagner, Konoha, Fairy, and Acquilla all cry out in pain.

Finally Akinektos acts. Ethan can see a glob of softly glowing purple energy coalesce around his fist, only to be shot like a rocket at Thor. It connects with the young Elekid, launching him back. It falls unconscious almost immediately.

You're out of your league nerd. Thank your Air Adept; made my job that much easier.

Initiative:
Gerald
Numbers
Group
Akinektos
Paul
Duskull
Honchkrow
Kadabra
Aquilla (13)
Chief (11)
Thor (11)
Konoha (11)
Mystery ‘mons
Elly (10)
Dilumvium (7)
Sim (7)
Wagner (7)
Litwick
Rhyhorn
Sparky (6)
Willy (6)
Taylor’s Sandshrew
Ollie (4)
Mjolnir (3)
Luna (2)

Key
Pa: Paul
Numbers: Squads
Ho: Honchkrow
Ak: Akinektos
Et: Ethan (Sim in square, floating above)
Ma: Mark
Wd: Wagon Driver
Ge: Gerald (Sparky with)
Dk: Dumb Kids
Ja: James
Is: Isaac
Je: Jessica
Ta: Taylor
Ar; Artemis
Di: Diluvium
Ro: Romeo
Jo: John
Wi: Willy
Ch: Chief
Me: Merchants
Ze: Zebstrika
La: Lairon
Wa: Wagner
Ka: Kadabra
Sa: Sandshrew
Di: Dilumvium (With Arte)
Ko: Konoha
El: Elly
Aq: Aquilla
Number?: Mystery ‘mons
Lu: Luna

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Darkness means all attacks have a raised AC of 2 unless you can think of some way to counteract it. Engineers may forfeit their shift to use their Radar to help target, taking only +1.

Aquilla and Wagner can redo actions.

Damage:

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23 to Wagner.
15 to Acquilla.
14 to Konoha.
34 to Fairy.
48 to Thor and -1 SPDEF stage.

[Esprit15]

(Aquilla sticks with action, and takes no penalty due to Keen Eye. Would I be able to make enough light with electric bursts to light up targets for others, whether from Discharge or Electrokinesis?)

[Eshkigal]

Wagner charges (M35), before flaring up, fire flaring from his body in fury as he speeds forward, fire roaring at 5.
(1d20)[15]-burns on 19/20, hits on 2, dash
(2d10+28)[36]

[Arcran]

Before any of you can act the Dukull flies across the field, landing on the cart with Isaac and James.A mighty burst of Dark energy rolls off it, killing some merchants, dropping others unconcious. The two Rhyhorn fall. James and Isaac barely stay standing but the dark energy leaves them weak and unable to act.

Initiative:
Gerald
Numbers
Group
Akinektos
Paul
Duskull
Honchkrow
Kadabra
Aquilla (13)
Chief (11)
Thor (11)
Konoha (11)
Mystery ‘mons
Elly (10)
Dilumvium (7)
Sim (7)
Wagner (7)
Litwick
Rhyhorn
Sparky (6)
Willy (6)
Taylor’s Sandshrew
Ollie (4)
Mjolnir (3)
Luna (2)

Key
Pa: Paul
Numbers: Squads
Ho: Honchkrow
Ak: Akinektos
Et: Ethan (Sim in square, floating above)
Ma: Mark
Wd: Wagon Driver
Ge: Gerald (Sparky with)
Dk: Dumb Kids
Ja: James
Is: Isaac
Je: Jessica
Ta: Taylor
Ar; Artemis
Di: Diluvium
Ro: Romeo
Jo: John
Wi: Willy
Ch: Chief
Me: Merchants
Ze: Zebstrika
La: Lairon
Wa: Wagner
Ka: Kadabra
Sa: Sandshrew
Di: Dilumvium (With Arte)
Ko: Konoha
El: Elly
Aq: Aquilla
Number?: Mystery ‘mons
Lu: Luna
KO: Unconscious Merchant/Kid

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Darkness means all attacks have a raised AC of 2 unless you can think of some way to counteract it. Engineers may forfeit their shift to use their Radar to help target, taking only +1.

Aquilla and Wagner can redo actions.

Damage:

[Arcran]

Wagner slams hard into the man, causing him to curse. The Pokemon around him rush at the Growlithe, clawing it.

Jessica’s Kadabra sends a burst of Psychic energy at one of the attackers but it is consumed before even touching him.

Looks like they might have Dark armor. Watch out.

Mind Reading

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Wind will make smoke and gas tough. Hit them for now. Get in close, soften up the targets.

The Mystery Pokemon surge forward, still concealed by the shadows. From Wagner’s cries they struck him. All around the camp high pitched screams sound, piercing the eardrums of all the Pokemon and causing them to flinch.


Initiative:
Gerald
Numbers
Group
Akinektos
Paul
Duskull
Honchkrow
Kadabra
Aquilla (13)
Chief (11)
Thor (11)
Konoha (11)
Mystery ‘mons
Elly (10)
Dilumvium (7)
Sim (7)
Wagner (7)
Litwick
Rhyhorn
Sparky (6)
Willy (6)
Taylor’s Sandshrew
Ollie (4)
Mjolnir (3)
Luna (2)

Key
Pa: Paul
Numbers: Squads
Ho: Honchkrow
Ak: Akinektos
Et: Ethan (Sim in square, floating above)
Ma: Mark
Wd: Wagon Driver
Ge: Gerald (Sparky with)
Dk: Dumb Kids
Ja: James
Is: Isaac
Je: Jessica
Ta: Taylor
Ar; Artemis
Di: Diluvium
Ro: Romeo
Jo: John
Wi: Willy
Ch: Chief
Me: Merchants
Ze: Zebstrika
La: Lairon
Wa: Wagner
Ka: Kadabra
Sa: Sandshrew
Di: Dilumvium (With Arte)
Ko: Konoha
El: Elly
Aq: Aquilla
Number?: Mystery ‘mons
Lu: Luna
KO: Unconscious Merchant/Kid

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Darkness means all attacks have a raised AC of 2 unless you can think of some way to counteract it. Engineers may forfeit their shift to use their Radar to help target, taking only +1.

Damage:

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-2 DEF Konoha and Fairy.
31 to Wagner.

[Esprit15]

Okay, I'm taking that guy out. Jess, Taylor, back me up. Hit the target hard. Artemis hops off the wagon and rushes to V31. The winds circling the wagons redirect and pick up speed, all aiming right at McMurderer. Sorry guys, forgot about the torches. Will fix in just a second.

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Air Slash
Flying
AC: (1d20)[7] 3, Flinch on 15-20
Damage: (3d10+34)[47]
If Crit: +(3d10+12)[29]

[Eshkigal]

Willy hops out, before curling into a ball and rolling at 9?, seeking to run the mon down. (T16)
(1d20)[17]-rollout, rock, 4 (6) v def, have to use 4 rounds or until it misses
(1d10+14)[19]+10, forgot to add IAZ

[IrnBruAddict]

Elly copies Mjolnir's ability, then rushes forward to v40, and aims at number 4, showing him the POWER OF LOVE!!!!

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Elly uses Trace on Mjolnir, gains Clear Body

(1d20)[17], base 2,
(4d12+29)[61]

[Arcran]

Poor Team. That was an unfortunate attack.

The Pokemon takes Willy’s hits, although it noticeably slumps after.

Elly’s attack causes the Pokémon’s eyes to roll back into its head. As if falls a giant cloud of noxious gas emanates out, rolling all over nearby combatants. Enemies and allies alike are struck by the after death attack causing them to choke and almost fall.

Taylor’s Sandshrew, taking the blow, dives underground, preparing for a strong attack.

The wagon drivers order their Rhyhorn into the fray.

Mind Reading:

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Front squad, swap to explosives. Take that Lairon down. Anyone with a Rhyhorn charging too. Stay back from the Stunky; stay out of range of that finisher.

Initiative:
Gerald
Numbers
Group
Akinektos[
Paul
Duskull
Honchkrow
Kadabra
Aquilla (13)
Chief (11)
Thor (11)
Konoha (11)
Mystery ‘mons
Elly (10)
Dilumvium (7)
[Sim (7)[
Wagner (7)
Litwick
Rhyhorn
Sparky (6)
Willy (6)
Taylor’s Sandshrew
Ollie (4)
Mjolnir (3)
Luna (2)

Key
Pa: Paul
Numbers: Squads
Ho: Honchkrow
Ak: Akinektos
Et: Ethan (Sim in square, floating above)
Ma: Mark
Wd: Wagon Driver
Ge: Gerald (Sparky with)
Dk: Dumb Kids
Ja: James
Is: Isaac
Je: Jessica
Ta: Taylor
Ar; Artemis
Di: Diluvium
Ro: Romeo
Jo: John
Wi: Willy
Ch: Chief
Me: Merchants
Ze: Zebstrika
La: Lairon
Wa: Wagner
Ka: Kadabra
Sa: Sandshrew
Di: Dilumvium (With Arte)
Ko: Konoha
El: Elly
Aq: Aquilla
Number?: Mystery ‘mons
Lu: Luna
KO: Unconscious Merchant/Kid

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Darkness means all attacks have a raised AC of 2 unless you can think of some way to counteract it. Engineers may forfeit their shift to use their Radar to help target, taking only +1.

Damage:
[spoiler]-1/4 Health Loss to: Romeo, Konoha, Luna, and Elly.
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Round 2! Gerald is up!

[Eshkigal]

Gerald moves (P31), and his grip tightens as, in the light from the last remnants of Wagner's attack, he sees a bullet hole in his dog. And something...snaps.
"You shot my dog."
Blood will spill. He shall burn for this, as he hurls Kubota's pokeball at 1?, leaving a lump on the mon's skull and sending Kubota out at L34 (5 damage to 1?, cannot be reduced).

[Arcran]

Gerald manages to plonk the Stunky right in the head, causing it to yelp in pain.

The squad immediately in the area turns to focus on Gerald. One had been about to swap to Rhyhorn rounds but the Capture Specialist manages to divert their attention. The one that Wagner had struck curses, back peddling while trying to shoot at the dog, likely somewhat blind from the assault. His blind fire manages to connect, causing the dog to fall unconscious with a loud yelp. The other fires at Gerald but in his rage-induced frenzy he manages to agilely dodge the bullets.

The far rear squad falls back, focusing fire on Elly. One seems to miss, mostly due to the shots colliding with the wagon, but from the growl of pain you’d assume the others hit.

On the left one man falls back but the other steps forward, unlesashing a flurry of bullets at Calva that connect, warranting a shriek.

The front squad doesn’t fire as much as you’d think; only the middle two open fire at the Zebstrika. One burst connects, causing the Zebstrika, (already weakened by Screech) to cry out in pain.

Mind Reading:

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Gas ‘em and this fight is over. Target 5 is separated from group; have the Stunky take him out.

Initiative:
Gerald
Numbers
Group
Akinektos
Paul
Duskull
Honchkrow
Kadabra
Aquilla (13)
Chief (11)
Thor (11)
Konoha (11)
Mystery ‘mons
Elly (10)
Dilumvium (7)
[Sim (7)[
Wagner (7)
Litwick
Rhyhorn
Sparky (6)
Willy (6)
Taylor’s Sandshrew
Ollie (4)
Mjolnir (3)
Luna (2)

Key
Pa: Paul
Numbers: Squads
Ho: Honchkrow
Ak: Akinektos
Et: Ethan (Sim in square, floating above)
Ma: Mark
Wd: Wagon Driver
Ge: Gerald (Sparky with)
Dk: Dumb Kids
Ja: James
Is: Isaac
Je: Jessica
Ta: Taylor
Ar; Artemis
Di: Diluvium
Ro: Romeo
Jo: John
Wi: Willy
Ch: Chief
Me: Merchants
Ze: Zebstrika
La: Lairon
Wa: Wagner
Ka: Kadabra
Sa: Sandshrew
Di: Dilumvium (With Arte)
Ko: Konoha
El: Elly
Aq: Aquilla
Number?: Mystery ‘mons
Lu: Luna
KO: Unconscious Merchant/Kid

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Darkness means all attacks have a raised AC of 2 unless you can think of some way to counteract it. Engineers may forfeit their shift to use their Radar to help target, taking only +1.

Damage:

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18 Wagner.
32 to Elly.
13 Calva.

Trainers (except Paul)!

[MesiDoomstalker]

You shouldn't underestimate me. Nor my allies. They may not seem like the most compenent bunch, but they manage to pull together, with a bit of guidance. The wooshing sound of Artemis attack ellicits a small smile. Ah, the calvary has arrived. Now, lets see how good you are with your own pokemon. Ethan readjusts his glasses, more from habit than any real need in the dark, studying the Honchkrow in the distance.

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(1d20+6)[8] 16 is level, 21 is level+current HP

[Esprit15]

(Artemis goes through with her previous action, stopping at V30 and using Air Slash)
Artemis yells in everyone with the wagon's heads as she runs and attacks, GERALD! GET YOUR ASS BACK ON THAT WAGON! YOU ARE BECOMING A LIABILITY!

Everyone, gas coming our way. Jess, Taylor, I can't hit this guy and keep smoke at bay.

One voice is directed at just Ethan: Is that a fat joke?

[IrnBruAddict]

Romeo returns Fairy, and then looks out over the darkness at the shapes.

'Put away your pokemon, we can all sort this out and go for drinks. We only want the bad boy over there, that's all.' he says in his sexiest voice

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Attraction: (1d20+6)[8] on .... which ever targets look like people and not pokemon.

[Arcran]

Akinektos takes the slash of air, grinning. He doesn’t seem too hurt and pulls out a bottle, chugging it all. Ethan, for the first time in months, is unable to get a read on the Honchkrow, likely due to the dark. Romeo’s advance is met with little success; the trainer simply sends confused thoughts towards Arte and changes his target.

Jessica focuses on Elly, healing some of her wounds. Taylor sends a burst of sand at one of the troops attacking Gerald only to have the man agilely step aside. Mark cuts loose both the Zebstrika and the Lairon, both rearing back in rage, ready to fight.

Mind Reading

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Get me some smoke. Finish up with the front and rear so I can get some backup. Can’t hold off two trainers and their Pokemon forever.

Initiative:
Gerald
Numbers
Group
Akinektos
Paul
Duskull
Honchkrow
Kadabra
Aquilla (13)
Chief (11)
Thor (11)
Konoha (11)
Mystery ‘mons
Elly (10)
Dilumvium (7)
[Sim (7)[
Wagner (7)
Litwick
Rhyhorn
Sparky (6)
Willy (6)
Taylor’s Sandshrew
Ollie (4)
Mjolnir (3)
Luna (2)

Key
Pa: Paul
Numbers: Squads
Ho: Honchkrow
Ak: Akinektos
Et: Ethan (Sim in square, floating above)
Ma: Mark
Wd: Wagon Driver
Ge: Gerald (Sparky with)
Dk: Dumb Kids
Ja: James
Is: Isaac
Je: Jessica
Ta: Taylor
Ar; Artemis
Di: Diluvium
Ro: Romeo
Jo: John
Wi: Willy
Ch: Chief
Me: Merchants
Ze: Zebstrika
La: Lairon
Wa: Wagner
Ka: Kadabra
Sa: Sandshrew
Di: Dilumvium (With Arte)
Ko: Konoha
El: Elly
Aq: Aquilla
Number?: Mystery ‘mons
Lu: Luna
KO: Unconscious Merchant/Kid

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Damage:


Paul is up!

[MesiDoomstalker]

Acting as Paul

Reaching to his belt beyond his enormous bellly, Paul releases his main man Buck at W22. "Hey, short and creepy! If anyone picks on Poindexter, its me!" Jabbing a finger into his belly, before taking aim and firing at Ak-Whatever.

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(1d20)[11] AC 6 Physical Fire
(1d10+4)[6] Wasn't sure on the roll, this is what Esh used. +5 if we add mod for 20 Str.

[Arcran]

Skunks suck.

The shot hits Akinektos in the back, barely making him stagger. He doesn’t even gesture towards the Duskull and it moves, spectral claws appearing to cut down both Jacob and Isaac. Taylor’s Litwick heads towards Akinektos, it’s aura glowing darker as it does so.

Initiative:
Gerald
Numbers
Group
Akinektos
Paul
Duskull
Honchkrow
Kadabra
Aquilla (13)
Chief (11)
Thor (11)
Konoha (11)
Mystery ‘mons
Elly (10)
Dilumvium (7)
[Sim (7)[
Wagner (7)
Litwick
Rhyhorn
Sparky (6)
Willy (6)
Taylor’s Sandshrew
Ollie (4)
Mjolnir (3)
Luna (2)

Key
Pa: Paul
Numbers: Squads
Ho: Honchkrow
Ak: Akinektos
Et: Ethan (Sim in square, floating above)
Ma: Mark
Wd: Wagon Driver
Ge: Gerald (Sparky with)
Dk: Dumb Kids
Ja: James
Is: Isaac
Je: Jessica
Ta: Taylor
Ar; Artemis
Di: Diluvium
Ro: Romeo
Jo: John
Wi: Willy
Ch: Chief
Me: Merchants
Ze: Zebstrika
La: Lairon
Wa: Wagner
Ka: Kadabra
Sa: Sandshrew
Di: Dilumvium (With Arte)
Ko: Konoha
El: Elly
Aq: Aquilla
Number?: Mystery ‘mons
Lu: Luna
KO: Unconscious Merchant/Kid

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Damage:


Faster than Stunky, go!

[IrnBruAddict]

Konoha shoots a Fire spin at 8?, hoping to trap it, then jumps up onto the cart (V36).

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(1d20)[16], base 4
(1d12+18)[20] fire type special damage edit: forgot STAB, so 24 total
trapped for (1d4+1)[5]

[Arcran]

Poison Gas is bad for your Health.

The burst of flames hit the Stunky hard, wrapping around it and trapping it.

All around the Stunky are ordered forward, slashing with claws at their foes. Kubota takes two hits, still hurting despite her large bulk. Two close on Elly, another on Dilumvium, and a final on Calva. The blows aren’t particularly powerful but they slowly wear down on their targets.

The last by the rear carts makes a mad dash towards the wagon, hopping on board, a trail of toxic gasses trailing it. A mighty blast of gas escapes its rear, coating the nearby area in smog, causing the entire back wagon and many surrounding Pokemon and people to begin to gag. Another, this in the front near Willy, does the same, releasing a blast. The remaining front ones close in on the front wagon, spending all their time dashing forward.

Initiative:
Gerald
Numbers
Group
Akinektos
Paul
Duskull
Honchkrow
Kadabra
Aquilla (13)
Chief (11)
Thor (11)
Konoha (11)
Mystery ‘mons
Elly (10)
Dilumvium (7)
[Sim (7)[
Wagner (7)
Litwick
Rhyhorn
Sparky (6)
Willy (6)
Taylor’s Sandshrew
Ollie (4)
Mjolnir (3)
Luna (2)

Key
Pa: Paul
Numbers: Squads
Ho: Honchkrow
Ak: Akinektos
Et: Ethan (Sim in square, floating above)
Ma: Mark
Wd: Wagon Driver
Ge: Gerald (Sparky with)
Dk: Dumb Kids
Ja: James
Is: Isaac
Je: Jessica
Ta: Taylor
Ar; Artemis
Di: Diluvium
Ro: Romeo
Jo: John
Wi: Willy
Ch: Chief
Me: Merchants
Ze: Zebstrika
La: Lairon
Wa: Wagner
Ka: Kadabra
Sa: Sandshrew
Di: Dilumvium (With Arte)
Ko: Konoha
El: Elly
Aq: Aquilla
Number?: Mystery ‘mons
Lu: Luna
KO: Unconscious Merchant/Kid

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Darkness means all attacks have a raised AC of 2 unless you can think of some way to counteract it. Engineers may forfeit their shift to use their Radar to help target, taking only +1.

Damage:

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32 Kubota.
10 Elly.
13 Dilumvium.
5 Calva.
Poison: Konoha, Elly, Calva, Aquilla, Romeo, Taylor, Jessica, John, Wagon Driver, Rhyhorn (In harness rear, by 9? Front, Paul, Willy, Zebstrika.

Rest of the ‘mon.

[Esprit15]

That ball of energy. Where have- of course, that's how we didn't see the mons released. Guys, change of plans. Diluvium, let's rain on their parade. Diluvium gives an odd warble and rain begins to fall. He floats up 5m.

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Rain Dance
Rain continues for 12 turns

Diluvium becomes Water type

[MesiDoomstalker]

Artemis, what? Nevermind, now is not the time. Mjolnir, Sim hit him hard. He's getting on my nerves.

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Mjolnir to V25, Sim to W25. Both Take Down. AC 5-> 7, Physical Normal
Mjolnir's
(1d20)[17]
(3d12+26)[55]

Sim's
(1d20)[5]
(3d12+24)[39]

[Eshkigal]

He snarls at Artemis mentally.
Don't lecture, just do your job and I'll keep as many off you as I can. Complete the mission, and kill everyone who poses a threat.
This...isn't the Gerald you're used to. He wants to hurt them. Wants to feel the impact of the knife in flesh, the bone shuddering thud of a wrench caving a skull in. Wants him to be the last thing they see, as they drown on their own blood through useless windpipes. And behind it all is a burning thought. They shot his dog.
He'll just have to make sure they can't ever do it again.
"Sparky...make them regret it."
She looks at Gerald, before nodding. She launches herself at K33(the space, threaded), and with a chittering call, goes to bite the man who just dropped Wagner
(1d20+1)[2] Bug Bite, 2+def, on the human that hurt Wagner (6)
(2d10+19)[33]-eats berries. Poor bastard.