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    Quote Originally Posted by Eldest View Post
    Hey, cool, a fourth guy with Omnipotance! Welcome to the club!

    We do have a club, right?
    I brought jackets. C'nor brought the clubhouse. You brought the drinks, right?
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    Damn you Snowfire. I cried.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Snowfire View Post
    I brought jackets. C'nor brought the clubhouse. You brought the drinks, right?
    *blinks*
    *summons drinks*
    Yes. Yes I did.
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    I did this for the sh!ts and the giggles. I got "Cyberpotence". Basically, I am a God in the virtual world. Think Neo from The Matrix. I really have no problem with this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Raziere View Post
    uuhhh problem with your hypothesis on how that would work:

    First thing you do with omnipotence: "I grant myself omniscience"

    There. that was not hard at all. effortless even.

    edit: which is of course, completely ignoring the fact that since your omnipotent, you can just say that the universe won't collapse from anything you do, because your omnipotent, and that furthermore you can just make a universe where paradoxes are simply not a problem, because omnipotence.

    any attempt at applying something silly like logic to Omnipotence won't really get you anywhere, because the solution is always: I am omnipotent, and therefore anything can happen.
    ... yup, I realized this a few minutes after I posted. Rather stupid of me in fact.

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    You have fun with your uber-godly powers; I'll just be over here, causing kitchen knives to glow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zelphas View Post
    I'll just be over here, causing kitchen knives to glow.
    ...maybe Zelphas and LUTA[M] members can ask reality-warpers for provisional powers?

    ...just trying to think of how to help...

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    I could probably grant any powers that are sufficiently hilarious.

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    I got Boomerang Control. My wife got Kinetic Energy Absorption.

    Yeah, you can tell who's wearing the pants in this superhero teamup.
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    My developing powers could lead to either empowering weapons with actually useful effects or control over light besides just in weaponry. I'm not sure which would be more useful...

    Frankly, I think I'm disqualified from LUTAS for being too underpowered. All I do is make weapons glow. That's more useless than just about anything I've seen so far.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zelphas View Post
    Frankly, I think I'm disqualified from LUTAS for being too underpowered. All I do is make weapons glow. That's more useless than just about anything I've seen so far.
    ...get Batman a night-light shuriken? If the power's permanent it'd make a neat holiday present for Bruce Wayne.


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    You know, looking at it more closely it has three applications. Two of which seem weapon-ish. All Zelphas has to do is fight creatures of darkness and such.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zelphas View Post
    My developing powers could lead to either empowering weapons with actually useful effects or control over light besides just in weaponry. I'm not sure which would be more useful...

    Frankly, I think I'm disqualified from LUTAS for being too underpowered. All I do is make weapons glow. That's more useless than just about anything I've seen so far.
    Nonsense. Noone is too underqualified to join LUTAS. We accept all, no matter how bad their power is. I have Smoke Manipulation. You can make things glow, I can change the shape of clouds of smoke, but I can't make it on my own.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zelphas View Post
    Frankly, I think I'm disqualified from LUTAS for being too underpowered. All I do is make weapons glow. That's more useless than just about anything I've seen so far.
    Nonsense! You have a power that can actually do things!
    All I can do is live a really long time that is supernaturally long!
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    Well, I guess I should apply to LUTAS then.

    1. Name: Zelphas
    2. Power: Light Infusion.
    3. How extensive is your power? I make weapons glow. That's... about it.
    4. Is it really less impressive than Aquaman? I don't light up anything else. Just weapons. Yes.
    5. Are you sure? I might not be able to even USE the weapons I light up. Again, yes.
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    Huh. I got Demonic Infusion I can't directly use powers, but I sort of bind demon powers into stuff? I guess that's pretty cool. All I need is a good, solid katana. Imbue that with crackling black lightning and purple hellfire and you're good to go! Can't say I'd want to use the evil corruption powers much. I like my people nice and un-corrupted!
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    Welcome, Zelphas to LUTAS.

    Here is your introductory packet, including your copy of "Aquaman, Our Role Model."
    Also Included is your official LUTAS T-shirt, a bumper sticker, and a phone to call someone who can do way more than any of us.

    I also notice you changes avvies again Elemental. Nice, but I liked some of your others better.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lentrax View Post
    Welcome, Zelphas to LUTAS.

    Here is your introductory packet, including your copy of "Aquaman, Our Role Model."
    Also Included is your official LUTAS T-shirt, a bumper sticker, and a phone to call someone who can do way more than any of us.

    I also notice you changes avvies again Elemental. Nice, but I liked some of your others better.
    Awesome... I think.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lentrax View Post
    I also notice you changes avvies again Elemental. Nice, but I liked some of your others better.
    One of these days, I will find the perfect avatar and people shall look upon it in fear and wonder. Or you know, I just won't be able to decide which one I want and keep changing it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Snowfire View Post
    I brought jackets. C'nor brought the clubhouse. You brought the drinks, right?
    I brought the clubhouse?

    Well, alright. I hope you don't mind it being somewhat unusual, though. I suspect my taste in decorations may not be shared by everyone.

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    Neuronal Vampirism is what I got. So I suck the brain power out of people and then do a lot of things. Interesting.

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    For fun I hit the random again, I got Soul Creation SO I can make souls, cool
    So is this enough to get in the club.

    1. Name: D Lord, What I get to pick.
    2. Power: Soul Creation
    3. How extensive is your power? I can make souls, so I could maybe make everything around you alive. Not sure how how officeve it is, but hey new life.
    4. Is it really less impressive than Aquaman? Making Souls is cool, might take a while for the soul to do cool stuff but hey.
    5. Are you sure? If I just spam it around me, I could sort of make a really strong AT field for my protection. Souls don't get destroyed easy.
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    ...Realizes he's hugging a physical manifestation of evil...*
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    He's adorable, but he's a threat to all who call the universe home. He must be stopped, no matter the cost
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    1. Name: Commander Fallout
    2. Power: Power Fists
    3. How extensive is your power? I can punch things really hard. Imagine me like a human mantis shrimp
    4. Is it really less impressive than Aquaman? Speaking of shimp, yes.
    5. Are you sure? I might have high upper body strength, but my only real talent is punching things, whereas he has full body super strength. I could probably make a killing on the boxing circuit, though...

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    My Application!


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    2. Power: Healing Blood
    3. How extensive is your power? Heals viruses and the like. Not even actual injuries.
    4. Is it really less impressive than Aquaman? He has actual combat skills so yes.
    5. Are you sure? I have to be injured in order to use my power so yes.
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    Can I get a provisional LUTAS membership?

    1. Name: Herpestidae
    2. Power: Silver Manipulation
    3. How extensive is your power? I can do things with silver. And just silver.
    4. Is it really less impressive than Aquaman? No, it's not. I just don't have any silver on me right now.
    5. Are you sure? I'm useless until I find about... 40 pounds of silver. Until then, I'm just shooting the same silver bullet over and over again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Herpestidae View Post
    Can I get a provisional LUTAS membership?

    1. Name: Herpestidae
    2. Power: Silver Manipulation
    3. How extensive is your power? I can do things with silver. And just silver.
    4. Is it really less impressive than Aquaman? No, it's not. I just don't have any silver on me right now.
    5. Are you sure? I'm useless until I find about... 40 pounds of silver. Until then, I'm just shooting the same silver bullet over and over again.
    Or, y'know, just walk into a jewelry store.
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    Damn you Snowfire. I cried.
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    T_T I swear, you just made me cry.
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    Well, here's another for your sig, Snowfire.

    <struck dumb>

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    Or, y'know, just walk into a jewelry store.
    I'm trying to be a good guy, here. All silver must be legally acquired.

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    Find one that's being robbed in a violent fashion, then. I'm sure that they won't mind selling the jewelry really, really, cheaply after it strangles the guy. Especially if you make it dance around, and spell ghost-messages out with it, afterwards. And there's nothing illegal about making property dance/spell things out, or killing someone who's believably threatening someone else's life...

    (The intent, of course, being to make them think that the jewelry is haunted.)
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    Faery Physiology

    Wow, given the variety of the things I can turn into, I can be nigh-omnipotent!
    COOL!
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    Well, here's one that I haven't seen anyone else get yet. I have an Artificial Heart. Their examples include Tony Stark (except I'd have no iron man suit, just a glowy thing in my chest), or Sosuke Aizen (Who ended up so strong that the strongest fighter in the anime had to consume all of his potential energy forever to defeat him - and only ended up *sealing* him, not killing him). So either severe LUTAS material, or near-deific. Fascinating.

    ::Edit:: Rolled twice more, not to get additional powers, but to build a theme around this one. Light Breath and Absolute Strength themes on Artificial heart give me this superpower : My artificial heart absorbs light, and increases my strength correspondingly. I like how that works, actually. Kind of neat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eldest View Post
    Hey, cool, a fourth guy with Omnipotance! Welcome to the club!

    We do have a club, right?
    I really like how you guys make my power seem like kid's play >.>.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Felyndiira View Post
    I really like how you guys make my power seem like kid's play >.>.
    Nonsense! Turn yourself into a bunch of relativistic particles and aim yourself at a planet and you can cause a lot of devastation.
    Like so.

    It's all about how you apply your talents.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hbgplayer View Post
    Faery Physiology

    Wow, given the variety of the things I can turn into, I can be nigh-omnipotent!
    COOL!
    Oh, wow. Some-one else who got some-thing close to what I did. ...kind of isolated until now.

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    Organic Manipulation.
    This power has extreme potential for misuse.

    Eeeeeeeeexcellent.
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