[Nexus] The Wall III: Wall Harder

[Zefir]

"So he is a guinea pig."

[Hattish Thing]

If he behaves...

[Aric Kale]

"Will I ever be able to set him on fire?"

[Hattish Thing]

Not Reinholdt, there's been a xhange of plans.

[Aric Kale]

"Not even a little bit?"

[happyturtle]

Of course Reinholdt will behave. Acting in a manner that is expected of him is a trait that Reinholdt has.

[Hattish Thing]

Not even a little bit. Sorry. Things have changed a little bit, no burning
REinholdt. Find someone else to burn....Why did I ever hire a pyromaniac.

[Aric Kale]

Not even a little bit. Sorry. Things have changed a little bit, no burning
REinholdt. Find someone else to burn....Why did I ever hire a pyromaniac.

"pyroMANCER, not maniac. There's a difference."

[Hattish Thing]

Ah...I see. Will have to look into the difference.

[Morty]

Why did I ever hire a pyromaniac.

Progress! Now start asking yourself such questions about all the other stupid things you've done.

[Hattish Thing]

Well, working for Mr. Louv're was a bit of a mistake...I regret nothing else, save the whole....nevermind.

[Earl of Purple]

.sehctam esu scainamoryP
.cigam esu srecnamoryP

.gnihtyreve gninrub ekil htoB

[Morty]

Well, working for Mr. Louv're was a bit of a mistake...I regret nothing else, save the whole....nevermind.

Tsk. And here I thought I saw some glimmer of competence. Oh well.

[Hattish Thing]

Well, what would I regret? I can't change what has happened, so why regret it?

[BladeofObliviom]

Tsk, tsk. Did I not suggest taking a sick day before that debacle?

~ Cyrus

[Hattish Thing]

...Yes...you did. I should have listened. I didn't. Nothing I can do about it now. I miscalculated a possibility of system failure...

[Reinholdt]

Of course Reinholdt will behave. Acting in a manner that is expected of him is a trait that Reinholdt has.

This is totally true!
...
Wait....

[The Bushranger]

Feel the burn!

[Aric Kale]

Where is thalia?

[ThirdEmperor]

She works at Remnant!

[Aric Kale]

thank you.

[Earl of Purple]

Wanted

Information regarding an unknown individual that recently broke into the Inside Temple of Dalachrech, where this individual stole various items, including a hand-written holy book from the Main Altar Room.

Most importantly, we want the following returned: A sickle, black iron blade and yew-wood haft, enchanted. Also a magic ring, made of unicorn ivory and set with an amethyst and a glass orb capable of changing its size and possessing other properties. These items were stolen from the corpse of Reverend Narahar the Twice Martyred, who valiantly gave his life for a second time defending the city of Thessaloniki.

We are offering a reward of 10,000 gold pieces for the information leading to the recovery of the equipment. For the return of the equipment we are offering either the money or, if we suspect you to be the thief, a free Remove Curse spell.

The thief was able to penetrate several layers of defensive wards and incapacitate several guards. In addition, he now possesses a dangerous magical weapon. Do not approach unless you are experienced in fighting and have some way of preventing him from teleporting.

He is a young male, apparently human despite being approximately 8ft/2.4m tall. He has black hair and large, red eyes, a large nose, small mouth and ears. He was seen wearing a black longcoat with a pin shaped like a winged dragon on one side and a silver sword on the other and black breeches. He has a sword marked with a heron, however we believe this to be a weapon of last resort as we have evidence to suggest that he is primarily a magic-user.

We have since upgraded and improved the security at our Inside location, and have passed information on to several other locations used by various branches of our faith.

[OrchestraHc]

Couldn't have happened to a nicer church.

Mostly because people wouldn't normally find dangerous enchanted weapons to steal in a nice church.

Either way, even though your god condones and accepts slavery, sapient sacrifice, rape, and backwards ecological philosophies, that you draw the line at theft (of your things) sure does say a lot about the character of your religion.

XoXo Blondie

[Darkcomet]

It's a bit odd, isn't it? People never recognize a lot about these things. For example, I am the one who actually banned slavery, but you don't see me getting credit for it.

[TechnoScrabble]

I thought that was Sean Connery when he signed the 'Free all the chaps and chappettes and give them swaggeriffic agent gadgets' Bill back in 1007?

[The Bushranger]

Tell a thousand truths, and never be called truthful;
tell one lie, and you're a liar.

[Hattish Thing]

Dalchrech! Dalalachrec? 'Oweva ye speell yer nome, I aprecciate yer sitation, an' woul' no' mind 'elpping, fer a...a prise! Eh? I'll trak down th' thiwf, or me names no' Clegg Thenardier!

[FireFox]

Go home, Thenardier, you're drunk.

[OrchestraHc]

Dalchrech! Dalalachrec? 'Oweva ye speell yer nome, I aprecciate yer sitation, an' woul' no' mind 'elpping, fer a...a prise! Eh? I'll trak down th' thiwf, or me names no' Clegg Thenardier!

First, who WRITES their accent, really?

Second did you miss the the slavery, human sacrifice, and rape stuff I mentioned earlier?

XoXo Blondie

[Hattish Thing]

Wot, I'm no' drunc! Be smart...smarrt. Smartt? I'm.no' drunky enuff ye'....Oo ah you? Eh? An' ow do you know my name?! Wot are ye? Stalcer! Ach! Stalcer! Police!

Huh? The rapping? Wots wrong with rapping? I go' some slikk rymes t' go along! Like...uh...like...giv me five minuts. Slavery? Tha's illegal, righ'? I...uh...isn't i'? Depends on 'ow ye dephine slavery don't it. Righ'? Sacrifise? Wot's wrongg with that? Wot ackent?