[Nexus] The Wall III: Wall Harder

**ThirdEmperor** · 2013-01-22, 11:59 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Darkcomet

Okay, one, you make yourself sound like a kid,

As an actual kid, I'm'a takin' offense to this right here.

Also, Enshadu: Shush the heck up before you make any more enemies that we're stuck dealin' with.

**Hattish Thing** · 2013-01-23, 12:28 PM (ISO 8601)

But....it....who are you to have authority over me?

**The Bushranger** · 2013-01-23, 01:21 PM (ISO 8601)

Who are you to not have authority over him?

**ThirdEmperor** · 2013-01-23, 04:01 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by The Mad Hatter

But....it....who are you to have authority over me?

Clear your noggin' of rocks, tin can, it's me, Day.

**Hattish Thing** · 2013-01-23, 05:02 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by ThirdEmperor

Clear your noggin' of rocks, tin can, it's me, Day.

Ah....apoligies....Mr. Daedalus. AS you wish.

**McBish** · 2013-01-23, 05:13 PM (ISO 8601)

"Someone is going to have their wall privlages revoked."

**The Bushranger** · 2013-01-23, 06:09 PM (ISO 8601)

<small>Dangit, the logic bomb fizzled.</small>

**Hattish Thing** · 2013-01-23, 06:12 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by McBish

"Someone is going to have their wall privlages revoked."

Silence, fleshy one.

**Morty** · 2013-01-23, 06:16 PM (ISO 8601)

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**McBish** · 2013-01-23, 06:18 PM (ISO 8601)

"But poking you is far too much fun, you know because I have flesh and nerve endings and can feel stuff. And I have never been very good at keeping quitek, esspecially around people who think they are intimidating."

**Hattish Thing** · 2013-01-23, 06:18 PM (ISO 8601)

I appreciate your compliments, but unfortunately I do not own an "ass", donkey, or mule.

**The Bushranger** · 2013-01-23, 06:22 PM (ISO 8601)

It came with you for free.

**Earl of Purple** · 2013-01-23, 06:37 PM (ISO 8601)

...wwwA
!etuc oos era syeknoD
.eno tnaw I
.owt rO
.reverof meht evol llahs I !stol em evig tsuJ

**Slii Arhem** · 2013-01-23, 07:04 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Earl of Purple

...wwwA
!etuc oos era syeknoD
.eno tnaw I
.owt rO
.reverof meht evol llahs I !stol em evig tsuJ

"You know what darling? I like your confusing, hard to read style. Three mules for you!

I'll park them outside the mall just because I'm a sweetheart.

I don't suppose anyone hereabouts would like to put me in touch with a certain immoral blood-pumper of a bit of infamy? Normally I would just razzle dazzle, waggle my fingers and scry like the awesome goddess I am, but that's boring and I'm not a boring gal.

People providing information as to his whereabouts, or a direct contact from this mysterious person to me, will get a mystery prize like those animals I just gave out! Maybe it's crowdsourcing, maybe it's just a little competition, but go nuts my lovelies because time is on the clock.

In twenty four hours, the person who posts the most information leading to the Heart of Iniquity will get something special from me, a cut above the door prizes I'm handing out just for participating.

Ready set go!

Naturally, a stopwatch leans against the Wall beneath the scribblings, just so everyone can keep track of how much time is left in this probably-impossible competition.

**ThirdEmperor** · 2013-01-23, 07:16 PM (ISO 8601)

Easy peasy. His name's Cyrus, he hangs 'round at AMEN, he's a spellcaster who likes to sling evil lightning in people's faces, he's a redhead, he's tricky and he's a pretty okay guy so if you use this info to kill him, I'ma gonna be a wee bit pissed.

Oh, oh! Also, don't touch his armor 'cause it's got evil lightning too.

**Lord Magtok** · 2013-01-23, 07:18 PM (ISO 8601)

It's enclosed in the Pericardium of Miscreancy, and roughly centered between the Lungs of Sinfulness, all of which can be found in the Torso of Heinousness. Also, below these directions is the Riverside phone book of last year, and the one I got last month for Inside. One of these should probably provide you with the location of your heart, even though it'll probably be going by another name and you'll have no way of knowing until after the discovery is made. Good luck!

Just as promised, a pair of phonebooks sit below the message.

You never said the information had to be accurate.

**Hattish Thing** · 2013-01-23, 07:35 PM (ISO 8601)

I second Daedalus, it is Cyrus, a potent and capable combatant. According to my logs, he helped build The Spirit Engine, a magical device who's purpose was to radiate enough energy to puncture a hole in the fabric of space and time. A powerful AMENite as good with Magic as he is with Technology. Known to weave them both together. Helped contribute to an apocalypse I believe. Prefers lightning, and other kinds of negative energy magic. Recommendation: Bring Backup.

**BladeofObliviom** · 2013-01-23, 07:44 PM (ISO 8601)

Oh hey, people are talking about me! I feel special now.

**Earl of Purple** · 2013-01-23, 07:56 PM (ISO 8601)

.selum eht rof uoy knahT
.syawla meht rof erac llahs I

.klat I woh si sihT
SYAWLA

**Slii Arhem** · 2013-01-23, 08:47 PM (ISO 8601)

I never said the mystery prizes had to be good either. Well, time's up because the man himself has arrived, wasn't that easy? Now let's see what I have in my bag for you all...

Why yes I actually wrote that ellipsis.

For the two runners up, fruit bowl hats! I'll doodle them right here and you can peel them off the Wall for yourselves. For Mr. Inventor a "get-out-of-bad-afterlife free card I won off Charon in a game of cards, good for one proprietory trip to the Elysium fields if the hell you were slated for is worse than a constant wine-fueled orgy among the stars.

And for Cyrus, a date with me if you'd be inclined. I expect we have a lot to talk about if you have a clear schedule and a love for Italian food.

The chalk-drawings of fruit bowl hats can be pulled off the wall by Enshadu and Magtok if they want to claim them, as can a sketch of an unremarkable brown card if Daedalus wants his prize. To everone else they'll just look and act like chalk scribblings.

**Hattish Thing** · 2013-01-23, 08:53 PM (ISO 8601)

Enshadu pulls off the hat and will start to wear it around. My precioooousss....

**The Bushranger** · 2013-01-23, 09:01 PM (ISO 8601)

This Wall is now under picketing by the Fourth Wall Masons Union

**BladeofObliviom** · 2013-01-23, 09:49 PM (ISO 8601)

With me? I'm flattered! The offer of fine food is just icing, really. Please, name the time and place, and I'll attend.

**Slii Arhem** · 2013-01-23, 10:34 PM (ISO 8601)

Augurine Elmouse in Inside, and anytime. I'll show up whenever you do, you can count on it.

I'm sure we'll have an enchanting time together.

See Princess? With enough werewithall anything can be turned into a dating site.

**McBish** · 2013-01-23, 11:17 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by The Bushranger

This Wall is now under picketing by the Fourth Wall Masons Union

Much like the fourth wall itself, they too shall be ignored. Except for this part here where I am commenting on them. After that I shall ignore them.

**ThirdEmperor** · 2013-01-24, 03:55 PM (ISO 8601)

Yoinks!

Not like the afterlife is big concern of Day's, but still, the card is gone.

**Dark Elf Bard** · 2013-01-24, 06:49 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by The Mad Hatter

Roboty text? You, creature....I'm not mean at all! I'm perfectly just, kind....a traveler myself...perhaps I could...show you the world? At least some of it. I will not harm a single hair on your head.

Sure! Where should we meet?

**Hattish Thing** · 2013-01-25, 12:30 PM (ISO 8601)

Okay, that was a joke child, I hate kids. Nasty things.

On the other hand, does anyone know where I can find a "Calablufiok?"

**BladeofObliviom** · 2013-01-25, 12:34 PM (ISO 8601)

Say his name three times fast and anoint yourself in cheese. It won't summon him, but he might show up just to laugh at you.

**Morty** · 2013-01-25, 12:38 PM (ISO 8601)

It only works if you do it in as public a place as possible, though.

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