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    Evolution Industries promotes moral technology! Our products do not include stolen souls, magical curses, harmful radiation, poison, or other such problems, and they are all produced through legal, moral means.

    We encourage any with the monetary means to do so to commission the construction of Class 3 generator installations, which will be capable of powering large sections of cities indefinitely. Together, you and Evolution Industries can make a difference!

    Don't sacrifice your morals for power! Choose Evolution.
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    According to Marciano here, you could power the whole Nexus with a million oranges.
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    Zeta is the most powerful computer ever built...Capable of redesigning reality!

    Eat me? What are you little hag thing?

    You care about miners...they needed jobs...a few were women...slaughtered...aww...

    Oranges? Make lemonade!
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    Yes, hear of Haldavar with beard of snow,
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    Could cloak the foulness of his lustful heart."

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThirdEmperor View Post
    One million dollars. What the hell would we do with oranges?
    Honestly, I think you're selling yourself a little short, guy. The key ingredient for an unstoppable super-whatever, being bought by a guy with more money than are grains of sand in Beachside, and you'd throw it away for only a million?

    I'll give you ten million for it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Alexandrian View Post
    Thank you for publicly pleading guilty to two separate counts of criminal activity against upstanding citizens of our humongous City of Inside!

    My husband won't badger me now when I claw open your ribcage and nom on your still beating heart and your super-shriveled lungs! And the more clones you have, the more hearts and lungs I could feast upon! Could I use your cloning machines like an automatic food dispenser? Sweet! But not as sweet as your liver!

    I think I'll have to stop by and give that a go some time!

    And fyi, your pet chiuaua doesn't scare anybody but you, kid.

    Are you just eating his body? Because finding a good source of life without getting Remnant on my head has been pretty hard lately, so if you are, I'd be happy to help in exchange for what he leaves when you kill him...

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    Maggy, oh Maggy, my deal, stay out tin man. 15, 0000!

    Hah! You wish to kill me! I'd be amazed if you could beat The Sanctum!
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    Could cloak the foulness of his lustful heart."

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    Alright, fifteen million. Bring the cash to the edge of the swamp of doom by twelve 'o clock tonight, alone, and the power of a god shall be yours.
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    Quote Originally Posted by C'nor View Post
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    I am a literalist. When I offered to make a goddess for him, I meant only that I would create a new deity, and he would have some amount of input into the process of her creation, the extent of which would be determined by me, and likely, given what he has shown himself to be, minimal.

    That said, my wording was intended to confuse him, so I can hardly fault you for misunderstanding my true purpose. My apologies for whatever distress I may have caused you.
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    If we're calling dibs on his body parts now, I want his skin. Mine's starting to get mouldy, and I go through loads of deodorant to keep the smell down.
    Semper in faecibus suvum, sole profundum variant.

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    Evolution Industries products are put through many stringent layers of quality assurance testing, which never involve the deaths of entire branches of our workforce. The safety and care of our employees is our number two priority, second only to the quality of the products we ship to your doorstep. Products which are designed by the best minds in the business, certified and guaranteed to not warp reality!

    We at Evolution Industries remember that people are more than statistics. Can all our rivals say the same?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThirdEmperor View Post
    Alright, fifteen million. Bring the cash to the edge of the swamp of doom by twelve 'o clock tonight, alone, and the power of a god shall be yours.
    My clone will..Not me. I'm not an idiot.

    Evolution...shut it. People are statistics, pawns and playtoys...for my delight.
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    Yes, hear of Haldavar with beard of snow,
    With tottering footsteps, with wrinkled brow.
    Oh fell Haldavar, whose wicked art
    Could cloak the foulness of his lustful heart."

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    If you're doing what I hope you are, contact me once you've got the money, greentext. But please, not right away, with the smell of swamp still sticking to you. It's the least you can do, as I did just ensure you'd make an extra fourteen million, after all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by singingnoodle View Post
    My clone will..Not me. I'm not an idiot.

    Evolution...shut it. People are statistics, pawns and playtoys...for my delight.

    PUT DOWN THE CHALK AND STEP AWAY FROM THE WALL.

    1. Fire your entire PR division RIGHT NOW. You'd be doing them a favor. IF YOU ARE FROM HIS PR DIVISION: Quit right now. Do not list him on your resume. If someone asks why you have no employer listed for this span of time, blame Nexus madness.

    2. You. Are. Getting. Burned. By. An. Adbot. It's not even an advanced AI adbot, it's a basic context reading adbot. You are failing to the equivalent of Moogle ads. As in, cleverbot could outsmart that adbot, and you are getting /pwned/ by it. Trust me on this: if you want ANYONE you EVER meet to take you seriously, never post on the wall again.
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    A computer is but a construct of man, who is himself flawed and incapable of producing anything but a paradox of perfection. You may toil to secure true perfection, but you will never have it!

    Flout my power and prattle on your own! The proof is in the pudding! And you'll be in the pudding too, if I have anything to say about it!

    And name's Clarissa, by the way! Clarissa von Smith. If that name doesn't ring a bell, you've been missing out, because I can literally blow your mind with a wink. And the last breath you draw before your head goes pop would be the happiest moment of your life. I guarantee it!

    And of course you can claim whatever energies Marciano drops when I pluck his heart out of his mouth! Gods know I have no use for them! My keychain can't hold another, and I'm on a strictly soul-free diet. So have at it! Both of you!

    Come to think of it, I can't comprehend why you'd want to dress up in garbage like Marciano as skin. Heck, his epidermal layer is more like that of a slug than a human! That's what ya get for crawling on your belly everywhere! Swing by Dave's free clinic in Inside. Tell Dave I sent you but you aren't going to torch the joint and we'll get you hooked up in the latest and greatest swag I can conjure! I can afford to share bits and pieces of my prey with friends!

    So, where shall we meet up, guys and gals? Black Dragon's Den sound cool? Or is Trog's more comfortable for ya? I'm impartial. I'll also pick up the tab.

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    Is...

    Is our /adbot/ trolling this man?

    I don't recall giving it trolling protocols.
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    Haha! Clarrissa, I've heard of you...You don't scare me. My computer is sentient. The perfection of mind and metal! I am...GENIOUS! Lame trolling...People take me serioudly when I make them swallow their own tongue.
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    It's a collision of automated density and ...

    I can't figure out what to end that sentence with.

    In any case, I wouldn't discourage it. This is some fine PR for you. Even if most of it is in comparison.

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    An excellent point. After all, I doubt a simple adbot is going to turn into the next emergent intelligence disaster.
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    I am powerful! I am strong! I own technilogiical marvels, a ton! of money, and I am a Genioas! Er...that's spelled right?
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    Good! I don't want to scare you! I want to eat your heart and/or lungs! if you're already scared, I won't be able to taste the adrenaline on you when I crash your party and make a scene! And that'd spoil everything!

    You also misspelled my name, meatsack! It's Clarissa. One 'r'. 'R' as in

    RAWR! Imma eat your heart and/or lungs!

    Also also, that whole tongue swallowing thing that people do whenever you talk to them? Yeah? It's probably not meant to be taken as a compliment...

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    Eh, I don't think so Claarisa. If you're moderately attractive I might not have my stormtrooper riot guards shoot you right away.
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    Quote Originally Posted by singingnoodle View Post
    I am powerful! I am strong! I own technilogiical marvels, a ton! of money, and I am a Genioas! Er...that's spelled right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by singingnoodle View Post
    Eh, I don't think so Claarisa. If you're moderately attractive I might not have my stormtrooper riot guards shoot you right away.
    She's married.

    ...I think? Or at the very least, with someone else already.
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    Yeah! Tha' Word!

    Some Dave bloke...hehe
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Alexandrian View Post

    So, where shall we meet up, guys and gals? Black Dragon's Den sound cool? Or is Trog's more comfortable for ya? I'm impartial. I'll also pick up the tab.

    I would prefer the Den, as I'm already familiar with it, but I suppose I could use either.

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    No, I mean, her attractiveness is irrelevant. She's not a psycho bloodthirsty killing machine, she's a psycho bloodthirsty killing machine with a ring on her finger. Even if you have a buhmillion guns in her face, I don't think she's going to make out with a warty, foul-smelling toad man like yourself.
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    Eh, just shoot her husband, and make her watch! Breaking people is fun!
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    "Hey drekhead, go make a deposit to the organleggers. Do the world a favor."
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    I think I robbed them once...
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    You even know what an organlegger is, corpman?
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