[Nexus] The Wall III: Wall Harder

**Hattish Thing** · 2012-08-27, 03:02 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Lost_Deep

Because evidence suggests that he would feed them to sharks for kicks and/or they are too stupid to know to avoid them and therefore unfit to work for him.

Sharks. Definetely the sharks.

**Earl of Purple** · 2012-08-27, 03:04 PM (ISO 8601)

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.yltneinevnocni eid rO
.gninosiop deal fO
.stellub tsuj rO

**The Bandicoot** · 2012-08-27, 03:12 PM (ISO 8601)

What would it take ta' convince ya ta' hire us?

**Hattish Thing** · 2012-08-27, 04:26 PM (ISO 8601)

I dunno, a bodyguard with pink speech isn't that scary...you could be an assassin...sent to kill me! Remnant...you suck...You killed me...

**Morty** · 2012-08-27, 04:28 PM (ISO 8601)

Seeing as you basically showed up at their base and yelled at them to fight you, I wouldn't classify this as killing. Suicide is more like it.

**Beans** · 2012-08-27, 04:29 PM (ISO 8601)

Do they intend to charge him for the bullets used on him?
They really should.

**ThirdEmperor** · 2012-08-27, 04:42 PM (ISO 8601)

For the record, we didn't kill him either. He just happened to piss off a giant spider and our deal didn't happen to include protecting him from giant spiders.

**OrchestraHc** · 2012-08-27, 05:11 PM (ISO 8601)

Wow, you actually did it.

Okay first of all, boo, I was hoping Remnant would capture you alive, but fine.

Second, Does anyone else find the way clones seem to rob people of their humanity a little terrible? A thinking creature died (yes I know it's Marciano, but no jokes), but because he's just a clone of one guy, everyone, even the cloned, treat it as no big deal. We start treating them like hand grenades rather than humans. I don't like Marcy, but if he actually died I wouldn't feel apathetic about it.

I don't normally get so deep, but it bugs me.

It's disturbing.

**Hattish Thing** · 2012-08-27, 05:23 PM (ISO 8601)

There was supposed to be a soul...not a flame-throwing spider..I'll kill you three...

I was supposed to find Blondie!

There are like hand grenades. You killed two...seven left...Now I have to sneak through Inside...stupid Remnant...

**Darkcomet** · 2012-08-27, 05:54 PM (ISO 8601)

Allow me to explain what exactly occurred outside Remnant HQ, according to the descriptions my men provided.

Mr. Louv're's clone arrived, demanding to meet the one who issued a challenge to him here. Why anyone would respond so eagerly to Wall-based belligerence, I have no idea.

Regardless, some of my men, the navy-and-black armored ones you may have seen around recently, happened to be in the area and decided to attempt to apprehend the clone, due to the many crimes he has publicly confessed to. Despite the sheer stupidity and belligerence of such a thing, he proceeded to make a bomb threat directly in front of Remnant HQ.

As Remnant and its allies in the Altaran Irregulars take such threats against us very seriously, particularly from confessed criminals who do indeed seem like they would do it, the clone was neutralized.

Mr. Louv're seems to expect us to let him get away with this behavior. We will not. We will stand against him and all others like him, as Remnant and its predecessors have always done. We have faced far worse than the likes of him, and long after he has been dealt with, we will endure.

-Commander Vyrn Altaran

**The Bandicoot** · 2012-08-27, 06:35 PM (ISO 8601)

Well that's the point innit? I don't look threatenin or anythin. So when someone tries to off ya they neva expect me to kills em!

**Lord Magtok** · 2012-08-27, 06:55 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by OrchestraHc

Wow, you actually did it.

Okay first of all, boo, I was hoping Remnant would capture you alive, but fine.

Second, Does anyone else find the way clones seem to rob people of their humanity a little terrible? A thinking creature died (yes I know it's Marciano, but no jokes), but because he's just a clone of one guy, everyone, even the cloned, treat it as no big deal. We start treating them like hand grenades rather than humans. I don't like Marcy, but if he actually died I wouldn't feel apathetic about it.

I don't normally get so deep, but it bugs me.

It's disturbing.

Don't worry, kid. My sources say there were gunshots, and not all of them were from Remnant. Even if he didn't have a bomb and they had proof that he didn't, he was still probably too threatening to capture alive. You didn't kill him.

You really do have a point with the clone thing, though. Oddly enough, it turns out such an insurance measure against death only makes you more likely to end up needing it in the first place.

**Hattish Thing** · 2012-08-28, 07:10 PM (ISO 8601)

Ooh....Siege group? I can't wait for you...to urge to hit something very hard is growing....

**OrchestraHc** · 2012-08-31, 10:10 PM (ISO 8601)

Skeletal Minion Seeks New Master

Listen folks, long story short, my boss has been deadtimed for who knows how long, my space heater is broken, and that takes some cash to fix, and I only have so much left. For how much it'll take to fix the damn thing, it'd be smarter to just save up and upgrade. So I'm back on the market.

I'm five foot five skeleton, human (I think) in origin.

I have over seven years of experience in custodial work, two years as a lab assistant, two years as a secretary, and four years being able to set things on fire with my mind.

I'm looking for a work with a low likelyhood of death by siege, explosion, passerby adventurers, or holy smiting.

I would also like to work in a warm environment.

I'm untiring, clean, immune to disease, fire, and mental compulsion, punctual, and respectful.

For any further information, simply contact...

the wall...

This one...

I guess...

**ThirdEmperor** · 2012-08-31, 10:40 PM (ISO 8601)

How are you with espionage, information gathering, things in that general category?

**OrchestraHc** · 2012-08-31, 10:50 PM (ISO 8601)

Afraid I'm 0 for 1 on successful espionage assignments.

I'm a skeleton.

I stand out.

**Lord Magtok** · 2012-08-31, 10:59 PM (ISO 8601)

What kind of sick bastard makes a skeleton who gets cold?

**OrchestraHc** · 2012-08-31, 11:32 PM (ISO 8601)

Fate? My powers were an accident. I don't get cold. I don't even get hot, technically. I feel the heat as it gets stored in my rune. I like it, so I usually sit next to my space heater.

See my dilemma?

**Lady Serpentine** · 2012-09-01, 09:34 AM (ISO 8601)

...Huh. I think I remember you. You're the one who had the kitten in the Den, yeah?

Sorry to hear about your heater. I'd offer you a job, but honestly, I don't really have that much that wouldn't be dangerous, albeit for reasons other than the ones you listed there.

**Beans** · 2012-09-01, 09:41 AM (ISO 8601)

i'd gife you a jobb sketelon mann but i don's havb moneys an the guy tol me my nektar iss bad an you coudn't drik it anyway
unless you want to be payied in bones
Huh, purpletext is more readable as of late... perhaps they've been taking classes?

**ThePhantom** · 2012-09-01, 12:19 PM (ISO 8601)

All fear the freak

**OrchestraHc** · 2012-09-01, 01:53 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by C'nor

...Huh. I think I remember you. You're the one who had the kitten in the Den, yeah?

Sorry to hear about your heater. I'd offer you a job, but honestly, I don't really have that much that wouldn't be dangerous, albeit for reasons other than the ones you listed there.

Yeah, that's right. Thanks for the concern about my well being at least.

Originally Posted by Beans

i'd gife you a jobb sketelon mann but i don's havb moneys an the guy tol me my nektar iss bad an you coudn't drik it anyway
unless you want to be payied in bones
Huh, purpletext is more readable as of late... perhaps they've been taking classes?

I'm very comfortable with my current number of bones. Thank you, chatty, hungry, crazy person.

**Hattish Thing** · 2012-09-01, 02:08 PM (ISO 8601)

Beware the Rakari. Yoth-sothoh, ghur les ylera sans Medea adjanti.

**Artemis97** · 2012-09-01, 05:20 PM (ISO 8601)

WANTED

10,000 gallons of A-Grade Dark Amber Maple Syrup. Cash on Delivery.

AUDITION

Models Needed: 30 parts open. Strong swimming skills a must.

**Earl of Purple** · 2012-09-01, 05:26 PM (ISO 8601)

What kind of models? I can swim really well; better than I can walk, really; I've done it for longer. But I'd like to know if it's open to all races or not, and also if there's a particular gender the models need to be.

**Artemis97** · 2012-09-01, 06:19 PM (ISO 8601)

An addendum appears under the Audition ad.

All races and genders are welcome.

**Earl of Purple** · 2012-09-01, 06:23 PM (ISO 8601)

Where do I go to sign up?

**Ashen Lilies** · 2012-09-01, 06:49 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Artemis97

WANTED

10,000 gallons of A-Grade Dark Amber Maple Syrup. Cash on Delivery.

AUDITION

Models Needed: 30 parts open. Strong swimming skills a must.

Sounds like my kind of party...

**Halae** · 2012-09-01, 08:37 PM (ISO 8601)

I'd be willing to get in on this swimming thing

**The Bushranger** · 2012-09-01, 09:35 PM (ISO 8601)

Maple syrup. Models. Swimming.
...I'm in.

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