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    Very simple.
    Take a any kinda quote, a famous quote, a movie quote, show, random, or whatever then change one of its words to 'pants'.

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    "Keep your friends close, but your pants closer."

    "I find your lack of pants disturbing."

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    Luke, I am your pants.

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    I sing of pants, and a man.
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    "Pants, my dear Watson."

    "As God is my witness, I'll never be pants again."

    "Today, I consider myself the luckiest pants on the face of the earth."

    "May the pants be with you."

    "Out, damned pants, out, I say!"
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    "It's 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing pants!....................HIT IT!!!
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    "Pants do not simply walk into Mordor."

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    "Pants the humanity!"

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    The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. ~ Terry Pratchett

    People don't *live* on the Disc anymore than, in less hand-crafted parts of the multiverse, they live on balls. Oh, planets may be the place where their body eats its tea, but they *live* elsewhere, in worlds of their own which orbit very handily around the center of their heads. ~Terry Pratchett again

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    How are you holding up? becuase i am pants.
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    Frankly, my pants, I don't give a damn.

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    Toto, I've got a feeling were not in pants anymore.

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    Go ahead, make my pants.

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    I love the smell of pants in the morning.

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    A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his pants with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

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    You can't handle the pants!

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    Get your stinking pants off me, you damn dirty apes!

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    I'm king of the pants!
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    Speak softly and carry big pants.
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    "Go ahead, make my pants."
    "Freedom is the right of all sentient pants."
    "Ask not what your pants can do for you--ask what you can do for your pants."

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    Don't pants until you see the whites of their eyes!

    I have not yet begun to pants!

    To pants, or not to pants? That is the question.
    The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. ~ Terry Pratchett

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    "I'm altering the pants. Pray I do not alter them further."

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    "Now what's the next step in your master plan?"
    "Crashing this plane... with no pants!"
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    I am thou... thou art I... the time has come, open thine eyes and call forth what is within your pants! "PANTS-SO-NA!"
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    "Pants!"
    "You keep saying that word. I do not think you know what it means."
    The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. ~ Terry Pratchett

    People don't *live* on the Disc anymore than, in less hand-crafted parts of the multiverse, they live on balls. Oh, planets may be the place where their body eats its tea, but they *live* elsewhere, in worlds of their own which orbit very handily around the center of their heads. ~Terry Pratchett again

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    "By the power of pants! I have the power!"
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    "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down these pants!"

    "Perhaps if we built giant, wooden, pants..."
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    "Louie, this could be the pants of a beautiful friendship."

    "All pants and no play makes Jack a dull boy."

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    "Veni, Vidi, PANTS!"
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    "We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our pants, whatever the cost may be."
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    "If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my sword..."
    "And you have my bow."
    "And my pants!"

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    "GET IN THE PANTS! NOAW!"

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    It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your pants.
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    "To err is human; to pants, divine."

    "Tell that to Jabba. He may only take your pants."
    "Over my dead body."

    "The more things change, the more pants stay the same."

    "I must have hit pretty close to the pants to get her all riled up like that."

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    HOW did I miss this one? Zarae, you made this thread just for me, didn't you?

    "The right pants the right price!"

    "Give me pants or give me death!"

    "Remember the pants!"

    "As the deer pants for the water..."

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    "With great pants comes great responsibility."

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    "Why through away your pants so recklessly?*

    "What is the best in pants?"
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    To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their pants.
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    Do or do not, there is no pants

    They can take our pants, but they can never take our FREEDOM!
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