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    "When life gives you pants, don't make lemonade!"
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    "The pants you save might be your own."

    "Oh, it's a jolly holiday with pants. Pants make your heart so light..."
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    "We're gonna need some bigger pants..."
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    "Summon bigger pants!"

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    "I'll pants what she's having."

    "Every time a bell rings, an Angel gets his pants."

    In memorial for Neil Armstrong.

    "That's one small step for pants, one giant leap for pants kind.
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    "I am the very model of a modern pair of pants."
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    "A pint of sweat saves a gallon of pants."

    "The truth is more important than the pants."
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    "Don't shoot 'til you see the pants of their eyes."
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    "Indy, the pants are like nothing you've gone after before."

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    "Shaken, not pantsed."

    "Pants are never late, dear boy. Neither are they early. They always arrive precisely when they mean to."

    "Don't make me pants. You wouldn't like me when I have pants..."
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    "It's the... Pants of the Tiger it's the thrill of the fight..."

    "Falcon... PANTS!!!!!"

    "I've made the kessel run in less than 12 pants."
    All glory to Nyarlathotep!!!!!

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    A spoonfull of sugar helps the pants go down.
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    "I see in your pants the same fear that would take the heart of me."

    "Look, Dad. There's a bear. "
    "No, Christine, that's a frog. Bears wear pants."

    "Don't cross the pants!"
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    My evil plans are bearing fruit. Sadly, none of my plans actually require fruit.

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    The Invisible Pants

    Revenge of the Pants

    The Pants Strike Back

    The Incredible Pants

    The Amazing Spider-pants!

    Batpants

    Superpants

    The Pantstastic Four

    The X-pants
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    "Who knows what evil lurks in the pants of men?"
    "We are the people our parents warned us about!" - J.Buffett

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    Knight wins, I think.

    "I find that Thibault cancels out Cappa Ferro, don't you?"
    "Unless the enemy has studied his pants... which I have."

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    'To boldly go where no pants have gone before...' (star trek)

    'Na na na na na na na na pants!' (batman)

    'I want to be the very pants, the pants there ever was!' (pokemon)

    Yeah, I put where there from just 'cause I can. >.> Also, I've just come back to the forum 'cause GM'ing a large raiding guild in WoW takes a lot of my time. xD
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    Anatomical analysis of a Vogon reveals that it brain was originally a badly deformed pair of pants.

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    And then one Thursday, nearly two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change, a girl sitting on her own in a smell cafe in Rickmansworth suddenly realized what it was that had been going wrong all this time, and she finally know how the pants could be made a good and happy place. This time it was right, this time it would work, and none would have to get nailed to anything.
    Sadly however, before she could get to a phone to tell anyone about it, a terrible, stupid catastrophe occurred, and the idea was lost forever...

    ...better selling than 53 more things to do with pants...

    ...more controversial than where the pants went wrong, some more of the greatest pants mistakes, and what are these pants things anyways...

    ...has already supplanted the great pants as the standard repository of all knowledge...

    ...But the story of this terrible, stupid Thursday, the story of its extraordinary pants, and the story of how these pants are inextricably intertwined with this remarkable book begins very simply.
    It begins with a shirt.

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    Oh shut up, shut up and go away, and take your bloody pants with you. You haven't a leg to stand on an you know it.

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    "Gotta pants them all!"

    "150 or more to meet, but you still gotta pants them all. To be the best that you can be."

    "He who pulls out this sword from the pants shall be named king."
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    "Take my pants, please."

    "There's a time when the moon reveals its face through the pants."

    "Woke up in New York City
    In a funky cheap motel.
    She took my heart and she took my pants,
    She must've slipped me a sleeping pill."

    "Her pants are devil red,
    and her skin's the color of mocha."
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    It is a major flaw in the game. Destroy a moon? Sure. Talk to somebody a hundred miles away, that's going to be difficult.
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    This has to be one of the strangest rulings I've had to give, but continual exposure to cat urine would damage the scroll. One-time exposure would not.

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    My Little Pony: Friendship is Pants

    The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its pants

    Insanity: doing the same thing over and over and expecting different pants

    Great pants have always encountered opposition from mediocre minds

    We cannot solve our problems with the same pants we used when we created them
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    Somehow, the idea of a trip to Disney World came to mind:

    Yo-ho, yo-ho, a pirate's pants for me!

    Grim grinning pants come out to socialize!

    It's some small pants after all, It's some small pants after all,
    It's some small pants after all, it's some small, small pants!

    Howdy, folks, and welcome to the Country Pants Jamboree!

    You ain't never had pants like me!

    Please step away from the pants. Por favor mantengase alejado de los pantalones.

    And for those with long memories:

    There's a great big, beautiful tomorrow,
    Shining at the end of every pants!

    "Look, Figment, some new pants have joined us!"
    "Can they imagine too?"


    Well, you've reached the end of my post. Please gather up all personal belongings, and take small pants firmly by the hand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay R View Post
    Well, you've reached the end of my post. Please gather up all personal belongings, and take small pants firmly by the leg.
    Fixed it for you :P

    Pikachu, I choose pants!

    Amazing pants, how sweet the sound
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    I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, pants?
    ad maiorem Dei gloriam !

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    @Almagesto, was that from the original quote, or when Dorothy from The Golden Girls quoted it? xD

    'Oops, I pants it again!' - Only thing I could come up with.. xD
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    Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful pants...

    Here's a story, about a lady, who was bringing up three very lovely pants...

    Captain Planet, he's our hero.
    Gonna take pants down to zero!

    Look! Up in the pants!

    Who's the leader of the pants that are made for you an me?

    Suicide is pantsless...

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    "Luke, I am your pants!"

    "You don't know the power of the dark pants."

    "I sense something, pants I've not felt since......."

    "Today will be a day long remembered. It has seen the death of Kenobi, and soon the fall of the pants."

    "I find your lack of pants disturbing."
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    "Go for the pants, Boo! GO FOR THE PANTS!!! RAAAAAAHHHH!"

    Which leaves us with the debate of whether the original or the altered one would be more painful.

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    Someplace where there aren't any pants, Do you suppose there is such a place, Toto?

    Toto, I have a feeling we're not in pants any more.

    Let the joyous news be spread. The Wicked Old Pants at last are dead!

    Are you good pants, or bad pants?

    Rubbish - you have no power here! Begone, before somebody drops pants on you, too!

    Follow the yellow brick pants.

    I'll get you, my pretty. And your little pants, too!

    Lions and tigers and pants, oh my.

    What makes a king out of a slave? Pants!

    If I were king of the pa-a-ants...

    Pants out of order. Please knock.

    Bring me the pants of the Wicked Witch of the West!

    Pay no attention to the pants behind the curtain.

    If I ever go looking for my heart's desire again, I won't look any further than my own pants. Because if it isn't there, I never really lost it to begin with!

    Oh, Auntie Em - there's no place like pants!

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    You know nothing, TechnOkami.
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    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.

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