[MLP:FiM] Bridles Shores Library/Downtown thread.

[Mystic Muse]

There's a loud screech, the roar of reality being rent asunder, and then the sonic whipcrack of space and time slamming back into proper place. Then silence.

When Soft opens the door, Snickers suddenly sticks his head through the doorway, an exuberant smile on his face. Glowing green slime is splattered on his neck and face, and some is matted in his hair.

"Oh hi! No worries! Everything is under control! Just had to, uh, add more flour," he states in a seemingly-casual fashion. "I'll just, uh, be sure to clean up the mess. Once again, no worries. Accidents happen, everypony is okay, and that's all that matters. Everything will be back to normal in a jiffy. So, uh, don't come in."

The pegasus grins sheepishly.

Some of the slime on his neck blinks.

"...Need some help, Snickers?" Soft asks, not quite sure what horror Snickers has unleashed on the world.

[Lycan 01]

The sentient green slime on Snicker's neck lets out a strange "screeee!" noise. Snickers grabs it and throws it over his shoulder, before grinning nervously. "Jello! It was jello. Just jello," he states. "Um, no, I think I've got it. I think I may end up with a few more pies than I originally intend, though. Got any other subjects we should target?" he smirks wickedly.

The "screee!" noises didn't stop, for the record. Somewhere back in the kitchen, something is still making those sounds.

[Mystic Muse]

The sentient green slime on Snicker's neck lets out a strange "screeee!" noise. Snickers grabs it and throws it over his shoulder, before grinning nervously. "Jello! It was jello. Just jello," he states. "Um, no, I think I've got it. I think I may end up with a few more pies than I originally intend, though. Got any other subjects we should target?" he smirks wickedly.

The "screee!" noises didn't stop, for the record. Somewhere back in the kitchen, something is still making those sounds.

Soft facehooves. "What have you unleashed upon my kitchen?" She asks.

[Lycan 01]

Snickers stares into Soft's eyes with a completely straight face, and deadpans: "Jello."

"screeeeeeeee!"

"Organic jello."

[Mystic Muse]

Snickers stares into Soft's eyes with a completely straight face, and deadpans: "Jello."

"screeeeeeeee!"

"Organic jello."

"I think the word you're looking for is "Sentient" not "organic." she says with a sigh. "Alright, time to go deal with this."...Why is Soft Serve suddenly wearing a Ghostbusters outfit?

Never mind, I'm not questioning it. She goes in to make the ooze regret coming to life in her kitchen.

[Lycan 01]

"No, wait!" Snickers exclaims, his eyes going wide with terror. He forcefully places himself in the doorway, keeping Soft from entering the kitchen. "Don't hurt them! They're harmless! Just a fluke! An accidental byproduct! They really are just jello! They're harmless, really! Just give me a moment, and I'll send them off where they belong, okay?" he timidly asks. His eyes hold genuine concern; he's actually worried about these things and their well-being.

[Mystic Muse]

"No, wait!" Snickers exclaims, his eyes going wide with terror. He forcefully places himself in the doorway, keeping Soft from entering the kitchen. "Don't hurt them! They're harmless! Just a fluke! An accidental byproduct! They really are just jello! They're harmless, really! Just give me a moment, and I'll send them off where they belong, okay?" he timidly asks. His eyes hold genuine concern; he's actually worried about these things and their well-being.

"...Alright, just get rid of them. They look like the kind of thing you see in a horror movie before somepony gets eaten."

[Lycan 01]

Snickers laugh knowingly. "Oh no, I already banished that one. No worries."

And with that he closes the door.

[Deme]

Amount of concern Foxglove has re: intelligent jello: Still 0.

"...It's not your kitchen anymore..."

Foxglove muttered, out of the blue.

"It's someone else's problem if there's adorable balls of sapient jello, right?
...
...
...
Do we have any molds?"

[Benson]

Fox Trot stared and stared at the closed kitchen door, his imagination running wild with what cooking horror was being accomplished back there.

[Lycan 01]

An explosion suddenly rocks the bar, and the kitchen door rattles on its hinges.

A few seconds of silence.

Followed by a scream. A very girly scream. "SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFT!!" Snickers howls. Or rather, a mare who sounds a lot like Snickers howls.

[Deme]

"...The line of inevitability has been crossed," she intones.

[Mystic Muse]

An explosion suddenly rocks the bar, and the kitchen door rattles on its hinges.

A few seconds of silence.

Followed by a scream. A very girly scream. "SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFT!!" Snickers howls. Or rather, a mare who sounds a lot like Snickers howls.

"...." Soft facehooves, and asks a question she does't really want to know the answer to, though she was pretty sure she already did.

"You just turned yourself into a girl, didn't you?"

[Benson]

"Bhwuh....wha...Snickers?...." Fox Trot fainted, rather girly-like I may add.

[Lycan 01]

There is a long silence.

Finally, the voice of the Snickers-like mare replies from the other side of the door.

"...well, at least I'm pretty now."

[Deme]

"...Aren't you still covered in green jello?"

Foxglove asked, unless he had time to fully scrub down.

[Benson]

The Library


Eventually at some point in the library, the red pegasus named Cadmium had perused through several magazines and had grown tired of them, and, time was going by fast and she had things to do. She sorta met new ponies...so...she could scratch that off her list.

She flew over to the librarian's desk and looked around for a bit until she came across a sign, with an arrow, pointing to a button.

'Press for Librarian'

She pressed the button.

[Mystic Muse]

Smoothie immediately telepopped down from the second floor to her desk.

"Hello Miss. How can I help you?" she asks in a polite tone.

[Benson]

Smoothie immediately telepopped down from the second floor to her desk.

"Hello Miss. How can I help you?" she asks in a polite tone.

"Oh...ah...hello, Miss. I uh...came here earlier with a small filly, named Flower Tail, but ah, I have to go, finish up some things back at the beach. I was wondering, if you could relay the message if she comes here looking for me, that I had to leave early,...?" Cadmium asked.

[Mystic Muse]

"Oh...ah...hello, Miss. I uh...came here earlier with a small filly, named Flower Tail, but ah, I have to go, finish up some things back at the beach. I was wondering, if you could relay the message if she comes here looking for me, that I had to leave early,...?" Cadmium asked.

"Yeah, I know her, I'll be sure to pass along the message." She says. While she's very polite, she's probably not quite how Cadmium would expect, and just seems kind of indifferent to everything.

The bar

"..." Soft doesn't say anything for a moment and then...

literally rolls on the floor laughing like a maniac.

[Lycan 01]

"No, the miniature gelatine shoggoths are gone," Snickerfilly cheerfully replies to Foxglove through the door.

She then listens in silence for a moment as Soft begins to cackle. The sound of stomping hooves is soon heard. "Stooooop! Stoooop laughing at meeeeee! It's not niiiiice!" she whines, throwing a bit of a hissy fit.

[Mystic Muse]

"No, the miniature gelatine shoggoths are gone," Snickerfilly cheerfully replies to Foxglove through the door.

She then listens in silence for a moment as Soft begins to cackle. The sound of stomping hooves is soon heard. "Stooooop! Stoooop laughing at meeeeee! It's not niiiiice!" she whines, throwing a bit of a hissy fit.

"Can't-hahahaha-help-hehehe-it-hahahha!" Soft says. Yeah, she's not going to stop any time soon unless you stuff a gag in her mouth.

[Benson]

"Yeah, I know her, I'll be sure to pass along the message." She says. While she's very polite, she's probably not quite how Cadmium would expect, and just seems kind of indifferent to everything.

"Thank you very much Miss," Cadmium replied, frankly, Cadmium had no expectations on what she expected from Smoothie, she did not know her, and artsy gal believed in the uniqueness in others that manifested themselves into various------I don't know where I'm going with this anymore, I hurt my own head with this train of thought.

[Deme]

"Now all but I am incapacitated...I am the last pony standing..."

She says aloud, watching Soft laugh.

"It was obvious this would happen. When you look into the gender-bending pies, the gender-bending pies look into you..."

[Lycan 01]

The door creaks open.

What looks like a pony-shaped blob of whipped cream staggers out. "Close," the feminine voice of gender-bent Snickers muses from beneath the layer of pie. "Rather, when one works with gender-bending pie for the first time... it explodes all over you."

[Mystic Muse]

The door creaks open.

What looks like a pony-shaped blob of whipped cream staggers out. "Close," the feminine voice of gender-bent Snickers muses from beneath the layer of pie. "Rather, when one works with gender-bending pie for the first time... it explodes all over you."

Soft eventually manages to get her laughing under control a bit.

"If you want to go get cleaned off, I could go turn on the hose outside. Won't reverse the gender-bending, but at least you won't be covered in pie." Soft says, still laughing a little and smiling.

[Lycan 01]

"Stop laughing or I'll glomp you," Snicker-filly deadpans.

[Mystic Muse]

"Stop laughing or I'll glomp you," Snicker-filly deadpans.

"...Why would that get me to stop? I love hugs. And whipped cream." Soft points out. Yeah, she still can't quite stop.

[Deme]

"...Do you ever worry about becoming a pastry yourself, Snickers?"

Foxglove said, her voice calmly rising back up from the abyss of her thoughts.

[Lycan 01]

Snickerfilly ponders for a moment. "No," she cheerfully replies, "That's highly improbable, unless you're actively trying to accomplish it. And I'm on good terms with... that friend you met on Nightmare Night, so the chance of freak accidents like that are greatly reduced. So no, I'm not too worried."

The pony shaped blob of pie turns towards Soft, and narrows its eyes in annoyance. "Okay, you asked for it."

Flying tackle glomp, GO!!