[Nexus] HALO 174: Just when you think you're not in Kansas anymore, turns out you are

[DoomITP]

Evan can still be found looking for Civvy.

[Mee]

Evan can still be found looking for Civvy.

Oh, sorry. She's in a hallway talking to Nai right now. She can be found easily enough.

[Beans]

Sioda giggles.
Might have Chris manage my bachelorette party since I'm the one most capable of fitting into a suit.

[FireFox]

She's totally the man of the relationship, anyways. Angela tells the raven-haired woman proudly. She's been training to fight evil as a badass psychic paladin!


Carrying a large traveling backpack and a new file folder, the young man happily leaves the conference room and starts walking around, looking for Sioda.

[The Bushranger]

"Psychic paladin? So you mean like Quinnyou asplode their minds with THE LAW?" Patty asks, giggling madly.

[Beans]

No, but when people mess with death I make swords and shields out of my mind and stab things to death with them.
And I'm not the man, I'm just the flat one. She rolls her eyes, gently flicking one foxy ear.
---
A Sioda plotclone sees her buddy and grins, trotting over and waving.
Hey!

[FireFox]

Flat? Angela stands behind her fiancee and pushes the curves in question together. Does she look flat to you, Patty?


Hey Sioda! He grins, all awkward gangliness and shaggy brown hair. They said I could find you here.

[DoomITP]

Oh, sorry. She's in a hallway talking to Nai right now. She can be found easily enough.

Evan doesn't make an attempt to sneak up on Civvy but he might considering she is busy talking.

Hey.

[The Bushranger]

[Kitchen]

Patty arches an eyebrow, and pretends to hmmm and mmmhmmm and generally provide a bit of study to the subject of the discussion.
"Well, she is comparatively less endowed, but I'm sure most girls wouldn't be anything but envious," the Lust Goddess' High Priestess finally declares.

[Beans]

What brings you here?
She leans up to give her buddy a hug, grinning.
---
Sioda meeps.
Well, I mean in comparison to you!
She's not a washboard by any definition of the term, but she's even below Carrie's modest assets.
She still giggles, though.
I have better things to be envied for anyway.

[FireFox]

I passed my final exam! His tone of voice implies the exam took multiple tries and was more painful and completely different than any other exam the young genius has ever had to take. His Majesty personally sent me here for my first assignment to get field experience! I'm now a collector of magical items and a journeyman wizard. You should call me Bran.


I still think you're sexy and beautiful. Angela playfully nibbles on Sioda's earlobe.

[Beans]

First of all, congrats!
And uh... Bran. I like that.
She also seems to be a little amused at his referral to Tobias as "His Majesty".
---
Sioda squirms, giggling.
Actually so do EEP!

[The Bushranger]

"And that's what matters most," Patty says with a grin. And unable to resist giving Angela's ears a pat too.

...of course, all three them are flat compared to Ori, Boudica, and Lunaria.

[Devixer]

Civvy shrugs slightly.
"It is. But it was needed at one point."

"I fail to imagine a scenario where that sort of destruction is necessary.

[FireFox]

Thanks. So, you've lived in this Nexus place for awhile, right? Can you give me any tips? I'm going in blind here and if I screw up the Agency will stick me behind a desk for the rest of my life. He breaks out the puppy dog eyes.


Angela grins back at Patty and hugs the psion from behind.

[InyutheBeatIs]

Chris can be available for other people in the place with the things. Yes.

[Beans]

Well... basically nothing is impossible here. If you go out for a morning run on the beach you will run into ten-foot undead Wookiees. You may meet your possible future child getting donuts.
There's vampires and fiends and stuff all over, but they're by no means all evil, except for the ones that totally are.
Try not to get too distracted by the Angelicans when you're on-duty. Or... chicks in general. Or dudes or robots or sapient flowers. There's desirable people all over the place.
Same goes for catpeople. If you have cat allergies you're so hosed I can't even describe it. We have a couple here too.
Uh... oh, try not to knock up too many goddesses?
She shrugs, trying to remember all the hazards.
---
Sioda giggles and tries to pull Patty over into a hug with telekinesis!

[FireFox]

Bran blinks and considers pointing out that none of that is really helpful. He doesn't know what Wookies or donuts are. He doesn't know how vampires and fiends can not be evil. He doesn't have allergies to cats. And come on, look at him; he doesn't need to worry about sexing anybody up.
But he just smiles. Thanks. So how have you been?

Deadtime in ~30 minutes.

[Beans]

I'm, um, actually getting married!
She gets a bit giddy, bouncing on her toes.

[FireFox]

Congratulations! He tries to hug her, then pulls back, a look of alarm in his eyes. Wait... You were kidding when you said you were dating the goddess of lust who was also the Vulpanian Princess, right? He considers the one more impressive than the other. That was just a joke you were playing on the rest of us and you're really getting married to someone else, yes?

[The Bushranger]

(Sorry for the delay. Got distracted watching the Yogscast playing Borderlands 2)

Patty gets tugged into a hug.
And hugs both Sioda and Angela as tightly as she can.
"You'll be so perfect at the wedding! And afterwards, too..."

[Beans]

Not to scare you, but I totally am.
Mostly because I am the luckiest girl ever.
She hugs back and beams.
---
Sioda giggles.
Especially when we start working on you-know-what...
Wink!

[FireFox]

Wow. Well, congratulations again. I'd love to come to the wedding if I'm around.


... Turning Vulpan Keep into a nudist colony?

[Beans]

I'll try to make sure you can be there!
She grins up at him.
---
Sioda boops her nose.
The other thing, silly.

[The Bushranger]

"Oooooh, I like that idea..." Patty grins broadly, winking.

[Mee]

"I fail to imagine a scenario where that sort of destruction is necessary.

"God slaying demon wanting to kill me, and I had him stuck in a shield that prevented any of the damage from spreading more than about 5 feet in either direction."
Civvy admits with a shrug.

[Devixer]

The bandaged man hesitates before he replies, bolstering his revolver as he does so. "An interesting situation, that."

[Mee]

The bandaged man hesitates before he replies, bolstering his revolver as he does so. "An interesting situation, that."

Civvy shrugs slightly.
"I would rather not repeat it, honestly.

So have you had a tour of the place?" Civvy asks, brightening.

[Devixer]

"I have not. I still do not desire one, but I heavily doubt that will stop you," the bandaged man says, not sounding like any emotion in particular.

[Mee]

"I have not. I still do not desire one, but I heavily doubt that will stop you," the bandaged man says, not sounding like any emotion in particular.

"Pretty much!"
Civvy says, standing and smiling at him.
"Thisaway!" She says, as she starts to slowly walk off down a hallway.
Walking slowly only to make sure he follows.