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2012-11-09, 03:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
- Location
- California
- Gender
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2012-11-09, 03:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2011
- Location
- Dromund Kaas
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
*My evil Druid/Lunar Exalt/etc.'s preferred form may not be that of a horse.
** I may not ride across the nation.
** My title is not nor shall it ever be the Thoroughbred of Sin.
*** I may not claim that it is anyways.
** All minions, hirelings, or followers that I come into possession of shall be mute and tone-deaf.
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2012-11-09, 04:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2012
- Location
- Definitely lost
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Spako Highclaws by Ceika.
[Sorry Boss, but as always, I get the last word.]
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2012-11-10, 10:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2007
- Location
- Stillwater
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Sadly true (sorry if it's been mentioned already):
*I may not play anything that requires me to use a calculator during character creation.
**Especially if it's a wizard.
***Or a cleric.
****Or rogue.
*****Or barbarian.
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2012-11-10, 11:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
- Location
- 127.0.0.1
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
* I may not have the minions surrender after the PCs kill one of them with a single hit.
** I may not have further minions surrender as soon as they realize that the PCs are holding a half-dozen minions prisoner
*** I may not do this throughout the entire dungeon, until the PCs have over 100 minions held prisoner
**** Especially if the base they are infiltrating is in the middle of the ocean, and the PCs only have a small boat with them
***** I may not point out that leaving them there is a death sentence, as they are defenseless and they set an explosive device to go off in half an hour to destroy the doomsday machine located in said base.
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2012-11-11, 01:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2011
- Location
- Dromund Kaas
- Gender
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2012-11-11, 02:13 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
- Location
- 127.0.0.1
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
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2012-11-11, 11:48 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
- Location
- Below sea level
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Warlock Poetry?
Or ways to use me in game?
Better grab a drink...
Currently ruining Strahd's day - Avatar by the Outstanding Smuchsmuch
First Ordained Jr. Tormlet by LoyalPaladin
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2012-11-11, 02:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
* I may never throw a Psyk-Out grenade into the explosion radius of a Vortex grenade.
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2012-11-11, 03:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2007
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
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2012-11-11, 03:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2011
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
*I may no longer urge the bard to sing 'What do we do with a drunken sailor?'
**Especially not during the elevator ride into the underworld.
***I may not cause a retcon so that the whole party has sang this song during the elevator ride into the underworld.
****I may not spend half an hour of the session singing sea shanties, no matter what.
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2012-11-11, 04:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2012
- Location
- Darkest Dorset (UK)
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
I really want to know the story behind this one
Psykout is an industrial byproduct of the golden throne (a kind of psychik interstellar lighthouse and mile high life support machine for a physical god fueled by human sacrifice). Its effects on Psykers are not pleasant.
Why you wouldn't want to mix the two I don't know but I can well imagine that its not just a waste of good psykout.
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2012-11-11, 04:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2011
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2012-11-11, 05:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2007
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
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2012-11-12, 02:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
* I am not Asmodeous, god of fire and fear
** I may no longer start a sentence with "I, Asmodeous, god of fire and fear, demand..."
*** Especially not "I, Asmodeous, god of fire and fear, demand you bring me a coke"
**** Or, "I, Asmodeous, god of fire and fear, demand you bring me an enchilada"
***** Or, "I, Asmodeous, god of fire and fear, demand you read me a bedtime story"
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2012-11-12, 03:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2008
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
*May never encourage the "meathead party" again.
**Especially if the current DM was one of the players who'd found the potion of inflict light wounds in the treasure hoard.
***Doubly so if the current DM was the player who'd died from it.
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2012-11-12, 03:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2012
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
*I may not have my Marshal arrest the barmaids by singing Trina's "Pull Over"
**Even if part of the DM's description includes something about tight-fitting clothing.
***I am no longer allowed to play a Marshal.
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2012-11-12, 11:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2011
- Location
- Dromund Kaas
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
* My daiklave is not a drill.
** I may not use any charm to turn it into a drill.
** Spinning it really really fast and pretending it's a drill is right out.
** There is no such charm as Glorious Solar Drill.
*** I may not develop the charm Glorius Solar Drill.
* No matter how hard I punch someone in the face, it will not end their limit break.
* Warstriders cannot combine.
** Not even if I stunt it.
* My stunts may no longer involve asking people who the hell they think I am.
* I must stop referring to Essence as "Spiral Power," whether in or out of character.
* I may not even think about playing an Alchemical.
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2012-11-12, 11:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2012
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
*My female characters may no longer clutch a piece of jewellery and shout out some rediculas statement involving a celestrial body while putting on her armour.
**Said female character may no longer call out rediculas statements involving celestrial bodies when making an attack.
***She may no longer pretend to be a normal, innocent teenage girl when everyone knows exactly what she is.
****No, she is not the soldier of Love.
*****Nor Justice.
******Having an awakened cat familiar isn't allowed either.
*******Having her future daughter turn up out of nowhere to fight along side her is right out.
********I am no longer allowed to watch SailorMoon... Ever!
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2012-11-13, 01:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2011
- Location
- Dromund Kaas
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
* I may not convince the rest of the party to play Sailor Senshi members as well.
** Especially not if it's supposed to be a horror campaign.
*** If the above rule is broken, I should expect the GM to come to the second session having watched the entirety of Madoka Magica.
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2012-11-13, 01:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
*I may not throw an untouchable into a warp portal.
**Even if I don't like him.
***And he's unconsious.Last edited by Unbeknownst; 2012-11-13 at 02:16 AM.
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2012-11-13, 01:52 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
- Location
- 127.0.0.1
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
* I may not shoot the king with an Arrow of Human Slaying
** Especially if the guards stripped us of all our weapons before we entered the throne room
*** No, I don't care if you had your bow and single arrow in your glove of storing, you can't do it
**** "Because his rambling speech was boring" isn't a good reason for you do do that
***** You know what? Fine, he's dead, and his stuck-up annoying daughter is now head of the state, and she's asking for your head on a platter
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2012-11-13, 04:26 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2011
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Projects: Homebrew, Gentlemen's Agreement, DMPCs, Forbidden Knowledge safety, and Top Ten Worst. Also, Quotes and RACSD are good.
Anyone knows blue is for sarcas'ing in · "Take 10 SAN damage from Dark Orchid" · Use of gray may indicate nitpicking · Green is sincerity
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2012-11-13, 06:13 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
- Location
- Australia
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
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2012-11-13, 08:25 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2008
- Location
- Orlando, FL
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
- No longer allowed to shoot the Captain of the Guard in front of the troops.
- Doesn't matter if he is the BBEG in disguise. No one will believe you.
- If you go through a dungeon and skip every trap, monster encounter, and secret treasure room you find, you are not allowed to complain that the dungeon lacked anything to do.
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2012-11-14, 02:28 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- May 2011
- Location
- Below sea level
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
That is cruel. Just. Cruel.
*Movies I'm not allowed to borrow lines from:
- Crocodile Dundee
- Asterix and Obelix (any of them really)
- Scary Movie (again, any of them)
- Any movie with Vin Diesel
- Any movie with Christian Bale
- or Mike Myers for that matter
- This list is not exhaustive and may be updated at the DM's convenience
Warlock Poetry?
Or ways to use me in game?
Better grab a drink...
Currently ruining Strahd's day - Avatar by the Outstanding Smuchsmuch
First Ordained Jr. Tormlet by LoyalPaladin
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2012-11-14, 03:13 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jul 2011
- Location
- The Middle of Nowhere
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
DnD
* May not make a Craft (Basket) check while making a Swim check.
* Necromancy is not a right. It's barely even a privilege.
* Gorrillas may not have mounts.
* If the best thing I can think to do with Minor Creation is summon vegetables to throw at people, I may no longer have Minor Creation.
** No more Psionics.
* I may not have a CHA penalty.
PTTA
* Even if I am several levels higher than the next highest party member, I may not kill people in the party without good justification both IC and OOC.
** They annoy me is not a good reason.
* No longer allowed to be in charge of looting the bodies.
* Spirits of death are not be the best moral guides. Or even that good of ones.
** Computers are bad at ethics too.
* May not have access to Probability Control
** May not have access to Chosen One
*** No way may I have access to both.
* May not solve any main plot issue with a token given by a legendary before we even are in any danger.
** May not save the token until the very end of the game and then use it to kill the BBEG after everyone but me has forgotten that the token exists.
** May not sell said token on eBay once the campaign is over and then have the PC retire and live a life of luxury because he sold a scale of a god.
** May not make an ear ring out of it.
*** Especially may not make a gauge out of it.
**** Incorporating it into my Hexing focus is okay, but a bit of a waste.
** May not summon gods to kill party members.
*** Especially if the reason is simply "They annoy me."
**** Doubly so if they work for other gods.
***** No matter how awesome it would be to watch Rayquayza duke it out with Latios and Latias, I may not.
****** May not have my cousin, a Touched of Giratina, have his patron god join the brawl so the numbers will be even.
** If a god ever gives me the ability to call on them once for aid, I am to decline this offer.Awesome avatar by Cuthalion
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By Ceika, Ceika, Linklel (Except for one that appears to be lost to time)
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2012-11-14, 07:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
*As a melee character, my damage rolls may not involve six or more individual dice, which aren't all of the same damage type.
**It is particularly annoying to have a whole bunch of attacks so that I need to do this over and over, without even being that effective.
***Just, no more Totemists, alright? "d4gnarök" takes forever.
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2012-11-14, 08:56 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2011
- Location
- The Ruins of Azure City
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Last edited by Adoendithas; 2012-11-14 at 12:51 PM.
Awesome avatar by I♥P&P!
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2012-11-14, 11:52 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Sep 2012
- Location
- Definitely lost
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Spako Highclaws by Ceika.
[Sorry Boss, but as always, I get the last word.]