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2013-01-28, 11:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
*I may not refer to elves as "immortal ritualistically cannibalistic hippies".
*Not allowed to create a facility that traps mermaids so that I can air-drown their young and sell their bones for profit.
*Not allowed to one-shot a bronze colossus by throwing a bunny and making a called-shot to its forehead.
*Even if it is faithful to the source material, for sanity's sake, my kobold needs to take another language besides "[UTTERANCES]".
*If my kobold thief sneaks into a fortress and just steals a pair of underpants, the other players WILL throw books at me.
*As a DM, I cannot give out socks as treasure.
**No, they do not count as "art objects", even if they are encrusted with jewels and hanging rings of marble.
((Now I kind of do want to actually play in a game set in the world of DF))
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2013-01-29, 06:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
I am not seaweed. That's a B.
Praise I've received A quick outline on building a homebrew campaign
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2013-01-29, 05:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2011
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- Waterdeep
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Yeah, those probably could have used some more context...
Anywho:
*I am no longer allowed to gestalt Warlock and Rogue
**No, not even if using a greatsword with a modified hideous blow.
***Especially if I need to borrow other people's d6s just to make an attack.
****Just... no more warlocks for meLast edited by Kane0; 2013-01-29 at 05:07 PM.
Roll for it 5e Houserules and Homebrew
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2013-01-29, 05:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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- Australia
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2013-01-29, 07:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2010
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Imagine if all real-world conversations were like internet D&D conversations...
Protip: DnD is an incredibly social game played by some of the most socially inept people on the planet - Lev
I read this somewhere and I stick to it: "I would rather play a bad system with my friends than a great system with nobody". - Trevlac
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2013-01-30, 01:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2013
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- Iowa, USA
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
*No longer can I roll 1d10 to determine my alignment for the day while playing a TN character.
**There is no tenth alignment.
***I am not allowed to make one up.
****There are no such alignments as "Jerk Good" and "Stupid Evil."Last edited by Gizladlo; 2013-01-30 at 01:22 PM.
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2013-01-30, 03:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2012
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- The Algol System
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
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A few odds and ends.
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2013-01-30, 06:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2008
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2013-01-30, 06:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2010
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- London, EU
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Well Lame Good = Paladin and Lawful Nuisance = Monk
π = 4
Consider a 5' radius blast: this affects 4 squares which have a circumference of 40' — Actually it's worse than that.
Completely Dysfunctional Handbook
Warped Druid Handbook
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2013-01-30, 07:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
I may not play the Joker again.
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"It's like we fell down the rabbit hole and ended up in Stephen King's basement..."
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2013-01-30, 07:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
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- 127.0.0.1
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2013-01-30, 07:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2008
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
*Booze does not stave off riots due to lack of food.
*Adamantine comes from space, not "the circus."
**It is most certainly not "cotton candy."
***It's dense enough to provide and ignore damage reduction, how is that "ultra-light"!?
*What the devil is a "plump helmet" and why are there three hundred of them marked in your inventory?
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2013-01-30, 08:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2012
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
My Homebrew: found here.
When you Absolutely, Positively, Gotta Drop some Huge rocks, Accept NO Substitutes
PM Me if you would like a table from my homebrew reconstructed.
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2013-01-30, 09:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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2013-01-31, 12:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2012
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
My Homebrew: found here.
When you Absolutely, Positively, Gotta Drop some Huge rocks, Accept NO Substitutes
PM Me if you would like a table from my homebrew reconstructed.
Drow avatar @ myself
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2013-01-31, 12:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
There are people who don't know what "Dorf Fortress" is
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2013-01-31, 12:50 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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- Somewhere Warm
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
- I may not harvest a Succubi's organs.
- I may not dress a halfling and green then extort gold from him.
- Falling poo does not deal damage. Please stop doing that.
On a quest to marry Asmodeus, lord of the Nine Hells, or die trying.
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2013-01-31, 08:33 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2008
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- Orlando, FL
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
- Not allowed to use it as a battle cry either.
- I am no longer allowed to invite Knight Errant to my house for tea when I'm a wanted runner.
- That house I invited them to? It's not mine. Stop breaking into people's houses.
- Also, not allowed to break open the gas line in the house and let it fill the kitchen.
- And not allowed to stuff newspapers into the toaster, programming it to start in 8 minutes.
- Look, you are simply banned from watching Jason Bourne movies, okay?
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2013-01-31, 02:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2009
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
*I may not use my knowledge of the area's laws to commit insurance fraud using my employer's mansion.
**EvenEspecially if it involves burning down said mansion and killing all their serving staff.
***Just because someone else ended up doing that anyway doesn't mean you're going to get away with it.
****Manipulating their sense of philanthropy for the purposes of performing experimental surgeries designed to "save the lives of innocents" only works if you're telling the truth.
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2013-01-31, 04:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2008
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2013-01-31, 04:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2012
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- Between sleep and awake.
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
** Not allowed to start an argument about quality of life vs. intrinsic value of life during the course of a session.
***Not allowed to start said argument regardless
****Exception being in philosophy class. Or the youtube comment section. Then it is pretty much expected.Last edited by artofregicide; 2013-01-31 at 04:55 PM.
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2013-01-31, 05:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2010
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2013-01-31, 05:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2012
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- Between sleep and awake.
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
****** May not use anything from Sock Puppet Theatre as a basis for any character ideas, setting ideas, or ideas period.
******* I may not wear a sockpuppet.
******** I may not name him Banjo.
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2013-01-31, 05:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
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- California
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
* If I try to make Old Man Henderson, it's a safe assumption the DM will try to murder me on the spot. (If you haven't before, read that link. The story is glorious.)
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2013-01-31, 05:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
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- 127.0.0.1
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
********* Nor may I name him Wolfie
********** He doesn't appear whenever someone is high
*********** He cannot give advice to the characters
************ This is especially true if a player who's character died is acting all this out in person, and is talking to any players waiting for their turn
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2013-02-01, 04:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2010
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
* Your familiar is not a leprechaun.
** He does not tell you to burn things.
*** Even if he does, you don't HAVE to follow his advice.
**** No more fire spells for you.Imagine if all real-world conversations were like internet D&D conversations...
Protip: DnD is an incredibly social game played by some of the most socially inept people on the planet - Lev
I read this somewhere and I stick to it: "I would rather play a bad system with my friends than a great system with nobody". - Trevlac
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2013-02-01, 02:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2012
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- The Algol System
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
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A few odds and ends.
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2013-02-01, 02:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2011
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- The Ruins of Azure City
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
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2013-02-01, 05:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2013
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- On the darkest paths
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Things I am banned from in 99% of the games I play
3.5
*I may not play a Lycanthrope, Natural or otherwise
*I may not play a Ranger, Ever
*I may not play a Druid, Ever
*I may not play a Rogue, Ever
*I may not play a Fighter unless told I may
*I may not play a Bard, Ever
*I may not play a Barbarian, Ever
**I may not use a barbarian who has lost his weapon, provide to pick up a shovel as a improvised weapon, rush the hobgoblin hoard screaming "SPOOOOOOOOOON!" and kill them all in a blood rage while the rest of the party watches on in horror.
*I may not play a Cleric for any reason
*I may not play a Paladin for any reason
**Just because I do something for the greater good and it is infact a Lawful Good act tasked to me by my god, does not mean my **** of a DM who only defines LG as Lawful Stupid can say it is an act of evil and force me to fall.
*I may never play any form of arcane spellcaster, ever, for any reason, on pain of death.
**I may not, in a game involving The Book of Erotic Fantasies, Take the Still Spell, Silent Spell, and Eschew Materials feats as a Sorcerer. I may not then use said feats to force a Succubus to swallow a Delayed Fireball when she has me bound, gagged, and giving me unwanted *cough*.
*i may never, for any reason, play a Psionic class.
*I may not play any PC classes anymore, I am restricted to NPC classes only
**I am banned from all local games.
4e
*I may not play any class not in the base PHB
*I may never use the Werewolf theme
*I may never take a bloodline feat
*i may never take a Dragonmarked feat
*I may never play a hybrid of any kind
*I may not use anything that is outside the PHB1
**I may not make a Shifter/Werewolf/Dhampyr Barbarian who can one turn two ancient red dragons just to piss off the DM who has a personal vendetta against me
***I am banned from all local games
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2013-02-02, 02:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2009
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
MOAR Legend
*No you may not charge your party for long distance calls just because they're far away and you're still connected to them via World-mind.
**Ignoring them when they are in trouble if they do not pay the long distance fees is generally frowned upon.
*Insurance fraud via the Medicine skill only works the first time you kill someone and revive them later.
**I may no longer use the Geography skill to learn and abuse local laws to my advantage.
*If I am to take a Dramatic Plunge I must extend the last thing I say before doing so into an echo like SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
**Just because the recurring villain took a Dramatic Plunge does not mean the Players will not follow for the purposes of finishing the job.
***I am to stop giving my villains Endless Pit to keep trying that escape. The Players are wise to it.
*The enemy's Dread Secret is not that they've really just been a Mook this whole time.
*Just because I took the Ghost Hunter feat does not mean I am allowed to hum the ghostbuster's theme during every encounter. Only when we're fighting actual ghosts.
*I am not allowed to spontaneously develop a Brooklyn accent after taking the Master Scout feat.
**I am not allowed to shout "BOINK" when fighting either.
***I may only perform double jumps if I can make the acrobatics check for it.
*Retcon does not let me replace words in the GM's memory of our conversations.
*Ruinous Charge is a privilege, not a right.
*"The Charleston" is not an appropriate fluff description for Fancy Footwork.Last edited by Geigan; 2013-02-02 at 03:02 PM.