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2013-03-03, 01:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Imagine if all real-world conversations were like internet D&D conversations...
Protip: DnD is an incredibly social game played by some of the most socially inept people on the planet - Lev
I read this somewhere and I stick to it: "I would rather play a bad system with my friends than a great system with nobody". - Trevlac
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2013-03-03, 07:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
sanctions for me as a player
*gnomes are not throwing weapons
**neither are halflings
***kobolds do make excellent clubs, but only if you kill them first
****using live goblins as javlins is out of the question
*****no more using live, small sized creatures as weapons
******no more using dead, small sized creatures as weapons
*******no more small sized creatures for me.
sanctions for me as a DM
*my cat on the battle mat does NOT constitute the tarasque appearing on the fields of battle
**if my cat bats a mini, the tarasque does not make a claw attack against that character, same goes for gnawing on a mini
***if i am caught checking the tarasque entry when my cat is nearby, i am to have my monster manual confiscated
****there is no elemental plane of cotton candy, and summon cotton candy elemental is not a valid spell for a gluecomancer to cast.
*****gmuecomancer is not a valid NPC class
******the elemental plane of bananas does not exist
*******no more planes for me.
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2013-03-03, 08:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
kobolds do make excellent clubs, but only if you kill them first
Needless to say, that character quickly gained a reputation among kobolds.
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2013-03-03, 10:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
* I may not throw Cybermen at the party
** Nor may I throw Daleks
*** Weeping Angels aren't allowed either
**** Absolutely no Vashta Nerada
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2013-03-03, 10:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2008
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
3b: SCP-173 is fine, though.
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2013-03-04, 12:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
* I may not throw Cybermen at the party
** Nor may I throw Daleks
*** Weeping Angels aren't allowed either
**** Absolutely no Vashta Nerada
Heavy weapons
Unable to think creatively
Query: "Daleks, weakness":
Stairs
Steep elevations
Debris on the floor
Unable to think creatively
Incredibly heavy weapons
Query: "Weeping Angels, weakness":
Beings that can see and don't need to blink
Query: "Vashta Nerada, weakness":
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Did you mean "Vashta Nerada, strengths"? Or perhaps "Vashta Nerada will kill us all"?
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2013-03-04, 09:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2008
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- Orlando, FL
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Hold Monster works for a short-term solution.
- I'm no longer allowed to ignore my gut instinct when it holds up a big neon pink sign.
- I may no longer trust any of the PhyAd's contacts that he did not pay points for.
- Not allowed to give the party vehicle more credit for a kill than the party shaman.
- I am no longer allowed the shaman access to a pillow when she is interrogating a prisoner.
- Also not allowed to give the shaman access to a desk drawer when she's interrogating a prisoner.
- Simply not allowed to let the shaman interrogate our prisoners. They keep dying in the strangest ways.
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2013-03-04, 10:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
*when seeing the 3rd plaguebearer in a week summoned from the belly of a nurglite magus, not allowed to shrug and say "meh." even if i passed my mental strength check.
**my character will not become jaded after only 9 in-game days. 6 months of tenuous survival coupled with heavy drinking... maybe.
***not allowed to resign my character to be drunk again this session
****dude, what's with you and having phlegmatic characters?
*****before you ask, no there is no talent "seen it all", neither is there competence "jaded"
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2013-03-04, 12:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Evil thought I'm preemptively banning:
* When playing a vegetarian elf I may not attempt to justify cannibalism by saying "they count as fruit"
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2013-03-04, 01:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2010
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- Gridania, Eorzea
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2013-03-04, 02:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
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- 127.0.0.1
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
* No more non-Euclidian dungeons
** No 4D dungeons either
*** I may not mess with subjective gravity
**** Variable time is frowned upon
***** I cannot mess with relativity either
****** All dungeons must henceforth be pre-made from an official WotC source…
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2013-03-04, 02:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2010
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
π = 4
Consider a 5' radius blast: this affects 4 squares which have a circumference of 40' — Actually it's worse than that.
Completely Dysfunctional Handbook
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2013-03-04, 06:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2012
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
* I am no longer allowed a decanter of endless water if playing a flying character.
** Nor am I allowed arrows that produce a Disintegration effect.
*** Bags of Boulders are right out.
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2013-03-04, 09:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
SCP-682 would probably figure something out.
I use braces (also known as "curly brackets") to indicate sarcasm. If there are none present, I probably believe what I am saying; should it turn out to be inaccurate trivia, please tell me rather than trying to play along with an apparent joke I don't know I'm making.
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2013-03-04, 11:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
From my Skulls and Shackles Pathfinder game:
*No longer allowed to execute NPCs by giving them copious amounts of the rum ration (Rum ration does 1d3 Con damage)
**No longer allowed to name our ship the Rum Ration
*Not allowed to go shark hunting using insubordinate crew as bait.
**Not allowed to shoot the sharks and use them to chum the water for more sharks (the druid gets mad)
*Not allowed to spend grit to shoot the grappled alchemist and cause an "unstable thaumaturgical resonance cascade" among his bombs, thus detonating him and the boss.
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2013-03-05, 01:40 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
SCP-682 would probably figure something out.
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2013-03-06, 12:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
I am not allowed to even entertain the idea of redoing Tron, but taking place inside the internet based on XKCDs maps of the internet.
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2013-03-06, 07:26 AM (ISO 8601)
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2013-03-06, 08:56 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2011
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- The Ruins of Azure City
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Awesome avatar by I♥P&P!
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2013-03-06, 12:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
OMG, that would be an awesome campaign idea!
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2013-03-06, 01:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
* I am no longer allowed to ruin DM's plot in some way just for the purposes of being a jerk.
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2013-03-06, 01:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
* Suggesting that the wizard take Improvised Weapon Proficiency (Continent) is only funny until you realize he has the titan bloodline.
* The druid does not have voices in her head that exemplify parts of her personality.
** The druid doesn't have to wait for them to vote before she can do anything beyond eating, sleeping and drinking.
*** This goes double if even a single one of the primary voices represents any of the following: Pragmatism, Survival instinct, Jackass impulses or Raging alcoholism.
* Just because my sorcerer has a higher charisma score than the average Succubus as well as cross class ranks in disguise does not mean she can walk around on the lower planes without anyone questioning her presence.
** I am not allowed to have her seduce the imps into fighting for her.
*** This goes double for balors.
* The cleric's ability to rebuke undead does not make any difference to attempts at keeping his reanimated cat off of our furniture.
** When passing through undead-infested towns with our reanimated-army random zombies and skeletons do not start following us "for the hell of it"
*** Neither do they do so because "We look like a lively bunch"
* Throwing corpses out of the tower windows at trespassers and then animating them doesn't grant a surprise round, even if it really should.Avatar by Grinner
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2013-03-06, 02:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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2013-03-06, 06:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2012
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
*Scp 504 is no longer allowed to be mention
**The penalty for breaking this rule is like 504, but with booksI'M NOT CRAZY!!
I just find sanity a rather dull affair
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2013-03-06, 07:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
*** You know what, no more mentioning SCP's.
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2013-03-06, 07:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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2013-03-06, 08:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2007
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
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2013-03-06, 08:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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2013-03-06, 08:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2012
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- Boston (UTC-5)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
* I may no longer create a Potion of Fireball and then swap it with my "teammate's" potion of Cure Serious Wounds.
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2013-03-06, 09:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
all is stated regarding a recently necropolitanized halfling amnesic paladin, who due to dm fiat restarts her "life" lvl1 with no class *badum tish goes the rimshot*
*contrary to how it is stated in the flavor text, the trick riding feat probably doesn't intend for me to do kickflips with my mounts in combat, no matter how cool that would be.
**this probably goes with other skateboard figures.
*next time i'm looking through the ranger archetypes, i will scroll right past "trophy hunter".
**"trophy hunter" does not in fact force me to take trophies of my fallen enemies.
***"trophy hunter" won't allow my halfling to use blunderbusses, long rifles, carbines, canons, pistols, bobombs, bombs, big bombs, small bombs, rockets, shotguns, guns, rifles, or any other black powder weapon. that goes for any other projectile weapon capable of going "boom".
*i can't take combat style "explosives", "firearms", "flamethrowers", "insults", "insane punslinger", "chainsaw", "oak tree", "undead", "party members", "limbs", "furry woodland creatures", or "stingchucks"
**ESPECIALLY as a halfling!
***if for some reason i craft a trap that goes "boom", i will get the book of vile deeds thrown at me. the one in-game, yes, the one that kills you to death twice.
****trapmaking is preemptively banned.
*"gunslinger? lol" says the dm.
*"infiltrator", despite being a valid archetype, and what my now-undead halfling has been doing for the past in-game 3 weeks, won't be her new class.
**if for some reason the above is ignored, i can't take undead as favored enemies to boost my own skills.
***i cannot use explosives if i'm an infiltrator, no matter what an infiltrator does irl.
*wild empathy does not consist solely of me screaming "DUDE! YOU'RE LIKE THE BEST CRITTER EVER! I LOVE YOU MAN!!" when trying to use the skill on a critter.
**no, i don't in fact "feel for you, critter, don't worry! it gets better! trust me, i'm a ranger!"
*with a bit of haggling, it's entirely reasonable to swap out combat style "archery OR crossbow" with "halfling war sling". i can't combine both and call myself a "sexy shoeless goddess of machine guns".
*oddly enough, still not banned rangers yet