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    ********No, I may not call my next character Starscream.
    *********Must add a character named Starscream to the campaign
    **********I must not invent the following: Casinos, the Mafia, stripclubs, or Las Vagas


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    *No, I may not call my next character Starscream.
    **Stellarwail is also forbidden.
    ***As is Stellar Whale.
    **** Even when I am playing a whalefolk.

    * Grand Viziers are not always evil.
    ** Just because the King's adviser has a goatee does not make him evil.
    *** Or the grand Vizier.
    ** If the king goes missing, blaming the grand Vizier is a poor first response.
    *** Even if it is right.
    **** Just because it was the case last time does not mean it is this time.
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    * Grand Viziers are not always evil.
    ** *Looks up Grand Vizier PrC*
    *** *Notices Pre-requisite: Must be of Evil alignment.*
    **** *Notices the "Alignment is locked to evil class ability"*


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    **Stellarwail is also forbidden.

    *** And their hate of d02 does, in fact, know a limit.

    (Bet nobody here will get THAT joke...)
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    Quote Originally Posted by toapat View Post
    **********I must not invent the following: Casinos, the Mafia, stripclubs, or Las Vagas
    There was not an explicit 'no' on that actually... and it is in character...

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    ** *Looks up Grand Vizier PrC*
    *** *Notices Pre-requisite: Must be of Evil alignment.*
    **** *Notices the "Alignment is locked to evil class ability"*
    Wait, there is a "Grand Vizier" PrC? What other abilities does it have? Does it allow me to pull off Jafar?

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    *** And their hate of d02 does, in fact, know a limit.

    (Bet nobody here will get THAT joke...)
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    *When thinking of designing a grand vizier for your campaign, remember Rincewind:
    Rincewind, who personally fell afoul of at least two viziers, held that the selection process for choosing such people appeared to be asking "are you a power-hungry scheming madman? Yes? Good, I shall make you my most trusted minister!"

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    * None of vampire templates, in fact, give me glitterdust as a spell-like ability.
    * If BBEG is planning genocide or destruction of the whole world, may not side with him unless I have a good reason to.
    ** May not side with BBEG even if I do have a good reason to.
    *I may no longer doublecross the BBEG by genociding his people with an artifact that he created by using rules that the DM created to reverse-engineer that same artifact that targets his race, followed by a Power Word:Kill.

    **Even if it's for the greater good.

    ***ESPECIALLY if it's for the evulz and revenge.

    ****Doing so will get me two things; a book to the face, and eternal damnation for my character.
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    * No longer allowed to adventure in a temple to the god of booze.
    ** My first thought upon encountering a fountain of 170 proof Dwarven Vodka should not be "let's set it on fire".
    *** Even if it were, I should warn my party of the eminent explosion before doing it.
    **** I should also first check to see if the fountain has any quest items.
    ***** When the destruction of the fountain leaves behind a humungous drain large and smooth enough to serve as a waterslide, complete with magically conjured vodka in place of water, my first thought should not be "let's set it on fire".
    ****** HAVING set it on fire and sending a running plume of flame down ahead of us, only to have newly-conjured vodka replace it the burnt stuff, my second thought should not be "GERONIMO!"
    ******* In particular, I am to remember that I am an unarmored caster and not a front line combatant.
    ******** In even more particular, I am to remember that intelligence is my main stat and wisdom is a dump stat. This means that while I can come up with a great many overly-clever ideas, I lack the common sense to evaluate whether they are GOOD ideas, and should listen to the high-wisdom members of the party.
    ********* Having violated all of the above, I am not to complain about the pool of vodka at the bottom of the waterslide being on fire, should count myself lucky not to have been burnt on the way in, and damn well deserve to catch fire when I climb out.
    ********** My next words I shout up to the party upon extinguishing myself should be a warning.
    *********** "Come on down, it's fun!" was not a warning prior to the party discovering my twisted definition of the word "fun".
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    * When playing high DEX characters I am encouraged to remember it's called "THE LAW of gravity" and NOT "The Suggestion of Gravity."
    ** I'm also encouraged to remember that while ranged weapons are a perfectly valid option I really shouldn't attempt called shots to organs such as eyes from 250ft with a throwing dagger and expect it to succeed.
    *** I should not then proceed to roll a nat 20 and confirm the crit.
    **** If I do so the DM expects a hug and the rest of my chocolate.
    ***** If the DM does not get hugs or chocolate I should not be surprised when an evil wizard suddenly drops a massive area of effect spell on me.
    ****** When this happens I should have the decency of at least taking some damage from it.
    * I will not be allowed to take Craft (Poison) Ever again.
    ** If for some reason I still get my hands on poisons I am not allowed a ranged weapon anymore.
    *** Especially not a crossbow.
    *I am strongly encouraged to play something other than a rogue.
    ** This does not mean I'm allowed to play wizards, bards, fighters, barbarians or sorcerers again.
    *** I may not have played it before, but we all know that druid is not even an option.
    **** "Ranger" is from now on considered another word for "Rogue" just as "Cleric" is another word for "Fighter", "Barbarian" or "Wizard".
    ***** I am strongly encouraged to give Monk a try. Or Commoner.
    ****** No I can not use BoED, ToB, or the Completes. In fact I am restricted to the PBH only.
    ******* Yes we still remember what happened the last time I got my hands on the DMG.

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    * Just because listen is a cross-class skill for Fighters doesn't mean that my commanding officer won't hear me whispering to myself.
    ** If anything out of the ordinary should happen to him immediately following this, he will put two and two together, and what happens then will not be pretty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kane0 View Post
    There was not an explicit 'no' on that actually... and it is in character...
    no, but it is the "To the letter of the complaint, not to the Intention of it"


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    *May not put an adamantine nozzle on a decanter of endless water so it sends out a thin stream with enough pressure to slice through leather.
    **May not use said WOMD to slice through the zombie hordes invading the local town.
    ***May also not use it to keep party members in line, because they can get one too.
    ****If our cleric takes off my foot using one of these, I am to apologize profusely for designing these things before he regenerates it.
    *****If we try to market them as medical devices we will get anatomy textbooks thrown at us instead of rulebooks.


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    * I'm not expected to bury the body after someone's PC dies, but I really should at least aknowledge his death.
    ** I am no longer allowed to bury the bodies of PCs with the gravestones saying things like "Whats-His-Name, mourned my his comrades".
    *** Slicing bodies, then burning the pieces and casting gust of wind is not and never will be the burial rite of my character's nation.
    **** Animating them as skeletons is not either.
    ***** No longer allowed to remember fallen PCs.
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    * If one of the other players opts to make a new character rather than receive a resurrection, I may not Animate Dread Warrior the fallen character.
    ** "But this way he has twice as many characters!" is not a acceptable argument against the above rule, it is in fact the reason for the above rule.
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    * There is no such a prestige class in Stormwrack as "Cliche stormcaster"
    * Favored enemy (chaotic good dark elves) can not be my class feature. Even if I'm chaotic evil drow ranger.
    * If I'm in the spooky place like dark forest or ice cave, and I'm finding little helpless girl there, my first reaction can not be brutally killing her.
    ** Even if she IS evil and looking for a way to harm us.
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    *I will not, under any circumstances, introduce my Kobold Wizard as Pun-Pun, The Mighty
    **It is considered bad form to laugh at the DM's expression of horror.
    ***I may also expect instant and unexplainable death for that character
    ****The DM had no way of knowing that I was not actually building Pun-Pun.
    *****I am an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MidgetMarine View Post
    *I will not, under any circumstances, introduce my Kobold Wizard as Pun-Pun, The Mighty
    **It is considered bad form to laugh at the DM's expression of horror.
    ***I may also expect instant and unexplainable death for that character
    ****The DM had no way of knowing that I was not actually building Pun-Pun.
    *****I am an *******.
    ******I am to fully expect instant death if i build a Kobold with a class which gets Summon Monster 1 at first level.
    *******even moreso if one of my class skills is Knowledge (the planes)


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    *I may not put full ranks in Knowledge (Min-Maxing)
    **Nor may I take the feat Skill Focus (Knowledge(Min-Maxing))
    ***The Helm of Min-Maximus is not a real artifact
    ****Knowledge (Min-Maxing) is not a real skill
    *****Neither is Profession (Munchkin)
    ******I am now restricted to playing bards.
    *******And I have to dump charisma.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverdance View Post
    *I may not put full ranks in Knowledge (Min-Maxing)
    **Nor may I take the feat Skill Focus (Knowledge(Min-Maxing))
    ***The Helm of Min-Maximus is not a real artifact
    ****Knowledge (Min-Maxing) is not a real skill
    *****Neither is Profession (Munchkin)
    ******I am now restricted to playing bards.
    *******And I have to dump charisma.
    ********Int, Wisdom, and Strength also


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    ********Int, Wisdom, and Strength also
    *********Dexterity too, just to be safe.
    **********I may keep a decent Constitution score, but I am to remember that this is because the DM needs my character to live long enough to be tortured.
    ***********I may no longer have positive modifiers in any of my ability scores.
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    * I will not create a whisper gnome with the shadow template who is capable of hiding in plain sight with over +20 at 2nd level.
    ** I will not have him resort to unarmed combat primarily.
    *** I will not paint his miniature in blue and grey
    **** I will not give him a rod of ropes
    ***** I will not have him disappear during a conversation with the watch captain when he turns his back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amidus Drexel View Post
    *********Dexterity too, just to be safe.
    **********I may keep a decent Constitution score, but I am to remember that this is because the DM needs my character to live long enough to be tortured.
    ***********I may no longer have positive modifiers in any of my ability scores.
    ************No, dex and Con are fine. Being a Spoony bard is punishment enough


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    **Especially since the other guy has seen shawshank redemption, and plans to escape.
    ***STOP. FORGETTING. TO. GET. AN. EARTHSMASHER'S. PICKAXE.
    *Yes, you can buy a pickaxe
    **Who would waste perfectly good Adamantine on a Pickaxe?
    ***I'm fairly sure they don't make diamond pickaxes
    ****This is not Minecraft.
    ****Stop trying to dig your way through the Tomb of Horrors.
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    * Henceforth, all bars, doors, gates, walls, floors, ceilings, and similar obstructions are immune to bending, sundering, tunneling, disintegration, smashing, acid, gaseous form, or anything other method of bypassing them save for the one that the DM has scripted.
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    Player: In other words... we're pretty much doomed, right?
    Me: You're not entirely doomed yet. Now I'll just be sitting back in the corner here, cackling at your next few decisions.

    I'm not an evil GM! Honest!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reltzik View Post
    * Henceforth, all bars, doors, gates, walls, floors, ceilings, and similar obstructions are immune to bending, sundering, tunneling, disintegration, smashing, acid, gaseous form, or anything other method of bypassing them save for the one that the DM has scripted.
    **Looting the furniture/walls/ceilings/doors/etc. is considered bypassing for all purposes.
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    * I may not refer to my horse as "My Little Oni"
    * I am not allowed to don a mask, form an anti-shugenja revolution and attempt to remove shugenjas' powers.
    * Singing Kami-Kami-Kami-Kami-Kami-Chameleon is not appropriate in character.
    ** Or out of character
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    * None of swordsage abilities can remove wizard's magic. Permamently.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Magesmiley View Post
    * I will not create a whisper gnome with the shadow template who is capable of hiding in plain sight with over +20 at 2nd level.
    ** I will not have him resort to unarmed combat primarily.
    *** I will not paint his miniature in blue and grey
    **** I will not give him a rod of ropes
    ***** I will not have him disappear during a conversation with the watch captain when he turns his back.
    *The whisper gnome cannot defeat everything with prep time.
    **Not to test this theory on anything with more Hit-die than I have HP.

    *Cannot have a decanter of endless anything.
    **Not even if it try to shallowly hide it by calling it the Sampo.

    * If the table is specifically noted as having poison on top of it, not to roll over it in order to knock out the guy we need to keep alive.

    remember, half orc/drow + poison explosion + dead interrogation target +beatings eternal for half orc.

    *If my first instinct upon landing in the suspicious lair of suspicious drow is "Right, I think i will punch that one first" I am to make it clear this is out of character
    *The party blames me for giving the D.M ideas, from now on.

    *As the D.M, cannot design stages based on sonic the hedgehog.
    ** No, the warblade doesn't know how he's getting around that loop ethier.
    *** Even in planescape/spelljammer, cannot base stages off super mario galaxy.
    ****Likewise, not to make dungeons off "Something I saw in a W.o.W raid once."
    ***** Even if the monk could totally take Ragnaros on in a fight. I mean, how many hitdie does he have, anyway?


    * No longer allowed to adventure in a temple to the god of booze.
    ** My first thought upon encountering a fountain of 170 proof Dwarven Vodka should not be "let's set it on fire".
    *** Even if it were, I should warn my party of the eminent explosion before doing it.
    **** I should also first check to see if the fountain has any quest items.
    ***** When the destruction of the fountain leaves behind a humungous drain large and smooth enough to serve as a waterslide, complete with magically conjured vodka in place of water, my first thought should not be "let's set it on fire".
    ****** HAVING set it on fire and sending a running plume of flame down ahead of us, only to have newly-conjured vodka replace it the burnt stuff, my second thought should not be "GERONIMO!"
    ******* In particular, I am to remember that I am an unarmored caster and not a front line combatant.
    ******** In even more particular, I am to remember that intelligence is my main stat and wisdom is a dump stat. This means that while I can come up with a great many overly-clever ideas, I lack the common sense to evaluate whether they are GOOD ideas, and should listen to the high-wisdom members of the party.
    ********* Having violated all of the above, I am not to complain about the pool of vodka at the bottom of the waterslide being on fire, should count myself lucky not to have been burnt on the way in, and damn well deserve to catch fire when I climb out.
    ********** My next words I shout up to the party upon extinguishing myself should be a warning.
    *********** "Come on down, it's fun!" was not a warning prior to the party discovering my twisted definition of the word "fun".
    Good sir! I do believe i owe you 1 Internet, and Armok now owes you fifty.
    Last edited by Doorhandle; 2012-10-19 at 05:39 AM.
    Have a deviantart!

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    And a Pbp: Going to hell and loving it.

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    "In his free time, he gates in Balors just so he can kill and eat them later!"

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