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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    "Clearly this 'Fat Bob' character is the mastermind behind the operation to destroy us. This letter in code is his assignment to do so. We must procede to find this 'Fat Bob' and defeat him!"
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    Pelak facepalms
    "I may be biased about bandits but I'm not that big of an idiot. Please tell me you see through this blatant attempt at manipulating us to go kill this person and go to this place? The bandits were pitifully trained so they were clearly expected to fail miserably, us either interrogate a survivor or find this note and then head off to the west."
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  3. - Top - End - #153
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    "You clearly underestimate the INTENSITY of the conspiracy afoot here! Why did we go to the south? Because we were told to. But who knew of this? None but us here and the Fey who sent us. No, this is not a trap, this is the opposite of a trap laid for us by the unseen enemy! We must be vigilant and not let them drive us apart, brother!"

    Josep begins to rant and gesticulate wildly.
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    "Divinations. It's not hard for a powerful mage to contact high-powered entities for information on the future. Though we should head towards the camp to the west, if only because of a lack of Other places to go."
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    Seshra

    Seshra lifts the rock one last time, smashing it back into the ground, accompanied by another farting sound.

    She then rises, dusts her knees off, and begins striding off to the west at a hustle in search of Fat Bob.
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    "How old are you?? Mentally at least."
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    Seshra

    Seshra looks back over her shoulder, offering up a third fart-noise, "Old enough to spot a trap, sweet-heart!" without breaking stride.
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    Josep's manic energy, screaming, and ranting gradually fades into muttering and dark looks around him. Portize fades out of invisibility next to him and guides him back towards the group. He twitches occasionally and is silent.
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    "What you did back there was butchery, guardboy. May Hextor take these souls to an eternal torment in Hell. Let's go west and find this fat man and get some answers, them let's go back to south. We're paid for helping feys, not to pursue random bandits", that said Jamal part to west, "I think it will hard to forget the beetle-slayer-farting-rock show, you got a gift, haha".
    Ruven Feathers, tengu opportunist with a keen eye for gold and an accute scent for death.

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    "Bandits deserve to be butchered. And this is the only lead we've got."
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    "Everyone deserves a judgement. That's the law. You were a guard so you know that".
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    "Well, that was certainly interesting." Sumaiel says, as she lifts her robes to avoid the blood-soaked dirt. "We might as well go find this fat man mentioned int the note. If it is a trap, we become one step closer to serving my lady. If it is a simple group of bandits, we punish them for their temerity."
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    Alright Knowledge local checks to see if anyone knows where you are going, since the note just said to the west.
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    Glares at Palek, gives the royal gesture and follows after Jamal
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    "They got their judgement. It was Death by blade. Becoming a Bandit and attacking me lethally are both Capital offences."

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    You are lost. You don't know how you got to where you are nor do you know how to get back. But luck was on your side and you came across an old cabin where a little old man wearing bark for armor sits at a fire. "Don't chu comin no closa now. Ur I'll turn in to a dragon and eat cha. Whats your business here. "
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    We are but lost and weary travelers. A kind gentleman along the road told us to seek out a man by the name of "Fat Bob", and assured us that this man would show us hospitality and kindness, and point us the way back to our destination.

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    Please good sir, if you could help me and mi'lady here, would you know where we could find this Bob, or where anyone who does?
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    Seshra

    Seshra stays back away from the cabin and the strange man. She flips out a kukri and digs at some dirt under her nails while the others lie through their teeth. "Judging from the smell wafting off of him, I'd swear he was a dragon already..."
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    "Shut. Up. Druids that can turn into a Dragon are Very in-tune with nature. Meaning they would be able to do a lot of damage even without changing shape."
    Pelak glares at the immature brat Seshra
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    "Bob? I think you folks is lost. It is dangerous to be lost around here bigger things than dragons stalk these woods." The old man says already starting to sober up.

    "But Bob will show you less hospitality than an angry owlbear when it is that time of the month. You passed his cabin about three hours the other way."
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    Whispering back to Pelak, "And how do you measure a druid's strength? If it's by his stench, this one is either exceptionally mighty..." she pinches her nose, "or has a mortal fear of water. Either way I'm not staying down-wind from him just to enjoy your company."

    She walks off a ways into the woods.
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    Coming to his senses for moment, Josep says, "Sorry about her attitude, friend. I would most graciously beg your pardon for a moment that I might talk to her. You have to understand, the conspiracy of the antibandits has caught her by surprise and I unbandy the left for her terry-hisker. Or else they will know... they always know..."

    Josep walks over to Seshra, and begins whispering conspiracy and madness into her ear.

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    Josep gets close and whispers into his friend's ear.

    "This Pelak fellow is clearly a problem. At some point or another he's gonna mistake another guy for a bandit, someone who's got some real power, and get wasted. I like that Jamal guy, dunno about Baldred fellow though. We could try to get rid of Pelak, either by ditching him-- I have enough Invisibility to do that-- or by killing him ourselves... but he looks pretty tough, and I can't count on the others to back us up."

    He pauses for a moment.

    "What do you think? You're the smart one."
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    Seshra leans in close to Josep, "I would just stay out of their way, eventually all barbaric thugs come to the same end. Being entangled with the Court means having a dumb walking wall of meat around could be a very good thing. Now if you'll pardon me...I've some business of a personal matter to attend to..." She casts about for a likely place out of sight of all these lecherous men.
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    Josep makes his way back to the main group, conferring briefly with Portize.

    "My apologies, friend, for the callousness my companions have portrayed. Truth be told, we got lost in the woods after being waylaid by bandits. Perhaps you would be interested in supping and talking with us? Our trail rations are a bit mean, but I am always willing to share, and good company is hard to find."

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    "It would be good to have you for supper with us, mr... What's your name mister? I'm Jamal Kuro and since we're lost I would be grateful if you could tell us which way to go to the fat Bob cabin or to the mountains to the south. We've heard there are some strange things happening at the south, do you heard of them?" .

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    As his companions speak to the man, Baldred feels the shock of recognition pass through him. Grabbing Sumeail by the arm and pulling her back a bit, he whispers to her, "Do you know who this is!?!"
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    Sumaiel

    Sumaiel wears a puzzled expression A disgusting smelling old mortal, who by all rights should have been taken by injury or disease long ago?
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    "He was in court last time before, its Master Erlking. Mab's Wild Hunt. I could recognize that kind of fey anywhere."
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