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    Default Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184

    Skill in the weapon is nothing without banter, for that sets it a-work; and learning a mere hoard of gold kept by a devil, till banter commences it and sets it in act and use.

    Hereof comes it that the Playground is valiant; for the cold blood we did naturally inherit of our fathers, we have, like lean, sterile and bare land, manured, husbanded and tilled with excellent endeavour of speaking good and good store of fertile banter, that we are become very hot and valiant.

    If I had a thousand sons, the first humane principle I would teach them should be, to foreswear thin discourse and addict themselves to banter.


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    A most excellent name, Sir Nibbles. Would you like a serving of honey for your budgies? *posh voice*
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    Default Re: Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184

    Woohoo, new thread.

    Now I believe you had a question to answer unto the Pink Haired August fellow, yes? *posh voice*
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    I merely pray it not be a death knell.
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    Or a deaf knell. I'd hate having to type everything IN CAPS.
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    A new thread? Woah Knellie! ACK! PUN POLICE ARE HERE TO ARREST ME NOOOOOOOOASDVAODFVNA'ERNWENGWJ
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    *reads thread title, wonders if this means traditional boogie is to be performed in one's undergarments*

    *shrugs, boogies*

    ...because it's fun teasing Kneen. =3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cobra_Ikari View Post
    *reads thread title, wonders if this means traditional boogie is to be performed in one's undergarments*

    *shrugs, boogies*

    ...because it's fun teasing Kneen. =3
    *inhales* hmmm... New thread smell...

    Anyway, this quote makes me think of shin chan. What a great show that was...

    *drifts off into a nostalgic mood*

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    I hope putting the top hat in the wash wasn't a terrible idea, because it REALLY need cleaning, and that's the quickest way to go about it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll View Post
    I hope putting the top hat in the wash wasn't a terrible idea, because it REALLY need cleaning, and that's the quickest way to go about it...
    Unfortunately, methinks that shall get you a floppy toppy. On the bright side though, you get a floppy toppy.

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    You had the most excellent opportunity to put the name of our ship into the thread title and you did not. For that I am grateful.'
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    Aw man, I actually get to post on the first page of a random banter?
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    Delightful, I get to see a new day dawn on the dias of deadly dictation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cobra_Ikari View Post
    *reads thread title, wonders if this means traditional boogie is to be performed in one's undergarments*

    *shrugs, boogies*

    ...because it's fun teasing Kneen. =3
    What sorts of undergarments do snakes wear anyway?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynxae View Post
    A most excellent name, Sir Nibbles. Would you like a serving of honey for your budgies? *posh voice*
    Yes, but don’t forget some honey for papa bird! Lay it on me, minxy.


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    As for bleeding heart, I think we have that under the back stairs... My Mum pulled it out because she wanted to get rid of it because it was untidy, and I take cruel satisfaction in knowing that it survived her attempts.
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    Not "The French" but French. The language is as obtuse as you can get for no real benefit. It's rules are lacking mind bogglingly unconnected to what is spoken, dictation in French is pretty much exclusively an exercise in having memorized what you are going to be dictated. The speaking itself is an annoyance, an exercise in producing ridiculous sounds which are better explained as "try to sound like a Frenchmen"; I am not required to sound like an English or an American when speaking English. I do not use "sh" instead of "s", do not make nasal sounds, abuse the particle "che" or go high pitched at the end of every word when it is expected of me to speak proper Spanish. My hands are not expected to convulse at every second as much as I am not expected to sound like a stereotypical Italian every time I speak Italian.

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    French is the Latin bastard son which thinks higher of himself than it should. I'm complacent in understanding most of it and caring not for speaking it ever as long as my tongue is on my mouth, I suffice with Spanish and Italian, and am more than willing to become learned in Latin and Portuguese; French, maybe I'll teach my new birdie pet that.
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    I ask forgiveness for posting twice in a row: I thought it better to make two indecently long posts, rather than a single post so long as to be obscene.

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    He is like a man made after supper of a cheese-paring: when he is naked, he is, for all the world, like a forked radish, with a head fantastically carved upon it with a knife: he is so forlorn, that his dimensions to any thick sight are invincible: he is the very genius of famine; yet lecherous as a monkey, and the whores called him mandrake.

    He is like a man made after supper of a cheese-paring: when he is naked, he is, for all the world, like a forked radish, with a head fantastically carved upon it with a knife: he is so forlorn, that his dimensions to any thick sight are invincible: he is the very genius of famine; yet lecherous as a monkey, and the whores called him mandrake.
    You said that twice.

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    You said that twice.

    ION: I managed to get out of pun police lockup. In interrogation, they said they'd been after me for years, and I didn't help my case by saying "But my hearing's bad enough as it is!" They were going let me out on bail, but changed their minds when I dumped a bucketful of water on their floors instead of giving them money. I only managed to escape by threatening to tell my kayak pun if they didn't let me out. They'll be coming for me again soon, this time to kill.
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    I ask forgiveness for posting twice in a row: I thought it better to make two indecently long posts, rather than a single post so long as to be obscene.

    And has thou any questions for me this day? For I have seen thy face from afar, and the fairness woven therein; and wish to impart some boon upon one whom fortune has favoured with formliness.
    As ever, Cobra managed to sneak between you and get a post in before you double posted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimonite View Post
    You said that twice.

    ION: I managed to get out of pun police lockup. In interrogation, they said they'd been after me for years, and I didn't help my case by saying "But my hearing's bad enough as it is!" They were going let me out on bail, but changed their minds when I dumped a bucketful of water on their floors instead of giving them money. I only managed to escape by threatening to tell my kayak pun if they didn't let me out. They'll be coming for me again soon, this time to kill.
    No I didn't

    This will not march, Dimonitus. This is my thread, and here we have not pun police, but pun gestapo; paronomasia is known to be curable by electroshock therapy.

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    As ever, Cobra managed to sneak between you and get a post in before you double posted.

    What are your opinion on the Shrike bird, more commonly known as the Butcher Bird. I'm curious since you're the resident bird guy.
    I did not know of this bird, and having Googled, I must say I am partly disturbed and partly enthralled. How curiously and delightfully brutal.

    Do you have this bird where you live?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kneenibble View Post
    No I didn't

    This will not march, Dimonitus. This is my thread, and here we have not pun police, but pun gestapo; paronomasia is known to be curable by electroshock therapy.
    Down with the pun gestapo! Pun bomb, go!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimonite View Post
    Down with the pun gestapo! Pun bomb, go!

    There was once an eskimo paddling his boat down a river. He got very cold, and decided to light a fire in his boat. Naturally, the boat sank, proving that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kneenibble View Post
    I did not know of this bird, and having Googled, I must say I am partly disturbed and partly enthralled. How curiously and delightfully brutal.

    Do you have this bird where you live?

    Also

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    I hope putting the top hat in the wash wasn't a terrible idea, because it REALLY need cleaning, and that's the quickest way to go about it...
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    Update, the hat's perfectly fine. Because it's so damn cheap.
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