Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184

[HalfTangible]

You mean you weren't already?

Do you require more issues of Cats gone Wild, Empress?

[MoonCat]

Together alone! That seems like an oxymoron of sorts.

And it's a reference to Potter Puppet Pals!

it is. I was making silly joke.

I doubt much would come of this, moonie. I VALUE my life.

Of course. Sure you were.

Well, I'll kill you if you don't, how about that?

Do you require more issues of Cats gone Wild, Empress?

Yes. And after that, you must force Sherlock season 3 to include Johnlock. And maybe get me some chocolate.

ION: This is the official voting ballot for my county. Y'know, the one for the next president?

It had a typo.

Spoiler

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IOON: Walked into French class today and saw a Hetalia poster. I was very happy, and a touch perplexed. Turned out it won a nation-wide contest and the teacher put it up.

THE ANIME IS INFILTRATING INTO THE WORLD OF NON-GEEKS!!!!!

[Coidzor]

Uh...

Who?

Ship! Ship! The wooly one! Four legs, eats grass, goes baa!

Moon/Ship!

Really? I was gonna say "climb to the top of it on stairs built from the skulls of my enemies, then rule the universe from so grand a throne."

But hey, to each his own.

Well, I'd slay an evil ocean, but, really, that's been done.

[Mutant Sheep]

Of course. Sure you were.

I waaaas. Most of my deliberately silly speelings (like when I say "speel" and iz talking about how I cant spell, for examples) are there for poor comedy. *evil plot scheme scheme*

Well, I'll kill you if you don't, how about that?

AT SAVE MEH FROM THE CRAZY WOMAN! *protective cuddle*

Yes. And after that, you must force Sherlock season 3 to include Johnlock. And maybe get me some chocolate.

ION: This is the official voting ballot for my county. Y'know, the one for the next president?

It had a typo.

Spoiler

Show

IOON: Walked into French class today and saw a Hetalia poster. I was very happy, and a touch perplexed. Turned out it won a nation-wide contest and the teacher put it up.

THE ANIME IS INFILTRATING INTO THE WORLD OF NON-GEEKS!!!!!

Sherlock... mnmmmmm.

... My shoe has a vice president? (I NEVER tie that poor guy. )

Meh, Hetalia been sneekin around for many years in language classes. Its kinda famous as far as these things go.



Edit:Uh, coid, you mean me? Cuz sheep is a mutant. Four HANDS, not legs. And I eat a people.

Edito Dos: Ohh, being a sacrifice is fine by me.

[Dimonite]

Yes. And after that, you must force Sherlock season 3 to include Johnlock. And maybe get me some chocolate.

NO! NEVER JOHNLOCK!
(seriously, the poor M.E. lady would be so heartbroken. Also, I'm actually most comfortable with Sherlock being completely asexual - it just makes more sense, especially given the books)

*offers silly Mutant as sacrifice to appease angry cat-goddess*

[HalfTangible]

Yes. And after that, you must force Sherlock season 3 to include Johnlock. And maybe get me some chocolate.

*co cks shotgun* I. HATE. CHOCOLATE.

ION: This is the official voting ballot for my county. Y'know, the one for the next president?

It had a typo.

I find it interesting they let you take a picture for some reason

[Tragic_Comedian]

Mutant, the link to chat in your sig is broken.

[Mutant Sheep]

Mutant, the link to chat in your sig is broken.

Huh... weird. Anyone have a working one? Or did the chatroom just decide to take a vacation?

[MoonCat]

Ship! Ship! The wooly one! Four legs, eats grass, goes baa!

Moon/Ship!

Ugh! Nevar!

I waaaas. Most of my deliberately silly speelings (like when I say "speel" and iz talking about how I cant spell, for examples) are there for poor comedy. *evil plot scheme scheme*

AT SAVE MEH FROM THE CRAZY WOMAN! *protective cuddle*

Sherlock... mnmmmmm.

... My shoe has a vice president? (I NEVER tie that poor guy. )

Meh, Hetalia been sneekin around for many years in language classes. Its kinda famous as far as these things go.

Of course they are. whatever lets you sleep at night m'dear.

See, if you'd do that more often, I wouldn't be trying to kill you!

Sherlock... MmmmmMMMMmm

Yeah, but an official poster of it right in my school is still sorta weird.

NO! NEVER JOHNLOCK!
(seriously, the poor M.E. lady would be so heartbroken. Also, I'm actually most comfortable with Sherlock being completely asexual - it just makes more sense, especially given the books)

*offers silly Mutant as sacrifice to appease angry cat-goddess*

Pfft. Sherlock obviously doesn't love her anyway, why'd she be anymore heartbroken if the two end up together or not? He already rejected her.

*co cks shotgun* I. HATE. CHOCOLATE.

I find it interesting they let you take a picture for some reason

The hell's wrong wid ya?

Oh, we don't get booths anymore, it's by mail.

[Dimonite]

Huh... weird. Anyone have a working one? Or did the chatroom just decide to take a vacation?

Well, I'm currently in the chatroom, so my bookmark probably works. Here:
http://jabber.virtuemart.net/room/playground.beta/

[AtlanteanTroll]

Do you think it's realistic?

For me? Yes. But no one else liked theres. So who knows.

Dude, the whole point of mine was that your writing drunk looked like Mutant's sober. And that what your writing looked like! But then again, I do have dyslexia.

My drunk typing was totally better than Mutan'ts sober iPad typing.

<ughs> Can you imagine? I'd keep on trying to invite Mutant over and then leave the two alone for a very long time, and AT'd get pissed every time I mention my age...

I'd just leave. Can't be in a love triangle with someone younger than 16. And seeing as how I could neither confirm or deny your age, I'd just assume you were 15.

@Dimonite: 404 Error

[MoonCat]

For me? Yes. But no one else liked theres. So who knows.

My drunk typing was totally better than Mutan'ts sober iPad typing.

I'd just leave. Can't be in a love triangle with someone younger than 16. And seeing as how I could neither confirm or deny your age, I'd just assume you were 15.

YOu mean aside from your sober typing already confusing their/there?

I'm insulted.

[Dimonite]

@Dimonite: 404 Error

Well, it works for me, and I don't understand computers well enough to know why it doesn't work for other people.

[AtlanteanTroll]

YOu mean aside from your sober typing already confusing their/there?

I'm insulted.

Spelling =/= grammar. As has been clearly pointed out to you on several occasions.

Oh well. It's true. Can't be with someone if I don't know their age, and my philosophy is to assume the worst.

Well, it works for me, and I don't understand computers well enough to know why it doesn't work for other people.

Me neither, man.

[Tragic_Comedian]

I guess the chatroom has just decided to take a vacation.

ION: Lots of fun at the Blue Moose tonight! Big crowd, regulars, and a couple of new faces. Lots of dynamite pickin' and singin', too. Some amazing performers... and me. Set: All Over You, Black and White Western (my own song), and Will the Circle Be Unbroken. They seemed to like me, even if I kept bumping the microphone with the kazoo and harmonica on the first song. Everyone sang along on Will the Circle Be Unbroken. My floormates told me they were going to come again; they didn't, but that was no surprise. One showed up late, because he had got very drunk this afternoon and just woke up at 10. But when I came back in with my guitar they seemed genuinely disappointed that they'd forgotten. Who knows.

[Dimonite]

aaaaand now my link doesn't work anymore. I blame the sheep.

[HalfTangible]

The hell's wrong wid ya?

My mind cannot stop comparing it to s***. For fairly obvious reasons.

Also, I don't like how it tastes.

[Mutant Sheep]

Of course they are. whatever lets you sleep at night m'dear.

See, if you'd do that more often, I wouldn't be trying to kill you!

Sherlock... MmmmmMMMMmm

Yeah, but an official poster of it right in my school is still sorta weird.

Oh. Remind me to do it more then, my friend.

I third my own thought!

Meh. Stuff happens and yo school is inconsistent on how weird it is.

My drunk typing was totally better than Mutan'ts sober iPad typing.


I'd just leave. Can't be in a love triangle with someone younger than 16. And seeing as how I could neither confirm or deny your age, I'd just assume you were 15.

@Dimonite: 404 Error

True, my Ipad typing is nigh incomprehensible.

Boooo. The whole point of love triangles is the underage illicitness! And also the complete nonsexual friendshipness of it!

Me as well.

[MoonCat]

Spelling =/= grammar. As has been clearly pointed out to you on several occasions.

Oh well. It's true. Can't be with someone if I don't know their age, and my philosophy is to assume the worst.

To me in particular? When? Huh?

Well, I'd ask why 15 is the worst, but then again, I also wanna feel insulted that anyone would ever think I'm so outrageously young.

I guess the chatroom has just decided to take a vacation.

ION: Lots of fun at the Blue Moose tonight! Big crowd, regulars, and a couple of new faces. Lots of dynamite pickin' and singin', too. Some amazing performers... and me. Set: All Over You, Black and White Western (my own song), and Will the Circle Be Unbroken. They seemed to like me, even if I kept bumping the microphone with the kazoo and harmonica on the first song. Everyone sang along on Will the Circle Be Unbroken. My floormates told me they were going to come again; they didn't, but that was no surprise. One showed up late, because he had got very drunk this afternoon and just woke up at 10. But when I came back in with my guitar they seemed genuinely disappointed that they'd forgotten. Who knows.

Blue Moose? Dude, where are you?

Because if it turns out I'm neighbors with ya, I'll be annoyed with myself for having taken that long to figure it out.

My mind cannot stop comparing it to s***. For fairly obvious reasons.

Also, I don't like how it tastes.

...Muh?

BLASPHEMY

Nah, I'm just curious as to why, but doesn't really matter. <steals all the chocolate>

[Mutant Sheep]

To me in particular? When? Huh?

Well, I'd ask why 15 is the worst, but then again, I also wanna feel insulted that anyone would ever think I'm so outrageously young.

Well, I'm fifteen. And AT assumes the highest possible age, while it still being not legal.

Blue Moose? Dude, where are you?

Because if it turns out I'm neighbors with ya, I'll be annoyed with myself for having taken that long to figure it out.

He is in Vest Virginiah.

BLASPHEMY

Nah, I'm just curious as to why, but doesn't really matter. <steals all the chocolate>

NOT MY CHOCOLATE! MY KLONDIKE BAAAAAAAARS!

@v 15 year old girls are totally ok. Its like, ALL teenagers that be the problemo. Also, they are totally fine. Cuz im 15 and allowed to say that.

[Dimonite]

To me in particular? When? Huh?

Well, I'd ask why 15 is the worst, but then again, I also wanna feel insulted that anyone would ever think I'm so outrageously young.

Oh, silly Moonkitty. Have you ever MET a 15-year-old girl? I assure you, there is no more annoying thing on the face of the planet. Except for the number 23. Frikkin' 23...

[LaZodiac]

Oh, silly Moonkitty. Have you ever MET a 15-year-old girl? I assure you, there is no more annoying thing on the face of the planet. Except for the number 23. Frikkin' 23...

Depends on the girl.

[AtlanteanTroll]

To me in particular? When? Huh?

By Mutant somewhere recently.

Well, I'd ask why 15 is the worst, but then again, I also wanna feel insulted that anyone would ever think I'm so outrageously young.

XKCD Rule. Can't date anyone younger than your age, divided by two, plus 7. So, since I'm 18 I can't date anyone under the age of 16.

And why should I have any reason to believe you're not? I've know plenty of intelligent 15 year olds.

[MoonCat]

But I don't wanna be considered fifteen! It's so... young!

[Tragic_Comedian]

Maybe you are 15. And yeah, like Choff said, West Virginia.

[HalfTangible]

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...

-I finally started writing a novel i've been musing over for a while and it's actually going well this time
-I have discovered Star Citizen
-My 13 year old cousin has pneumonia AND a bacterial infection and is going into surgery tonight
-My dog has a growth on his leg and his ear is full of "enough yeast to make a bakery jealous"

[AtlanteanTroll]

But I don't wanna be considered fifteen! It's so... young!

Says the girl who had trouble staying up past 11 O'clock last year.

[Dimonite]

But I don't wanna be considered fifteen! It's so... young!

... this discussion has made me realize that I'm going to be 23 years old at some point. FOR A WHOLE STINKIN' YEAR.

You win this round, you stupid number.

[Coidzor]

To me in particular? When? Huh?

Well, I'd ask why 15 is the worst, but then again, I also wanna feel insulted that anyone would ever think I'm so outrageously young.

Weeeeeeelll, that's a verra interesting point, yes. Crivens, that would make the earlier guestimations even more scandalous.

Oh, silly Moonkitty. Have you ever MET a 15-year-old girl? I assure you, there is no more annoying thing on the face of the planet. Except for the number 23. Frikkin' 23...

I resemble that remark.

[MoonCat]

Says the girl who had trouble staying up past 11 O'clock last year.

Dude, that has nothing to do with age, and I wish you would stop bringing that up.

Firstly, it's not anything to do with age, I automatically get really tired around nine-thirty/ten, and then get really awake after that.

Secondly, it's not true. I didn't have any trouble past staying up past eleven beyond the usual schedule-change issue. Which I was having at the time.

Thirdly, would you just please stop talking about it? It's getting really annoying having it constantly sound like I'm some sleepy baby kitty. It has no measure on my real age, and I just sound stupid the way you phrase it.