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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimonite View Post
    You said that twice.

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    Speaking of puns, I came up with a couple of good (terrible) and incredibly geeky puns earlier.

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    Default Re: Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184

    Those puns were... Painful. Coming from someone who loves dumb puns.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Reingo View Post
    Those puns were... Painful. Coming from someone who loves dumb puns.
    Painful?

    I think you mean punishing

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    *recruits snake, sets up hug booth*
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    Punishing? They made me want to punch someone in the face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Reingo View Post
    Punishing? They made me want to punch someone in the face.
    Then punt them from a rooftop?

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    Kayak is pronounced nothing like cake.
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    Something like that. Say, is anyone here from Australia? Then we could say they're from the Land Down Punder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Reingo View Post
    Those puns were... Painful. Coming from someone who loves dumb puns.
    Mine? You wound me, sirrah.
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    I do believe that the strength of my words were lent power by the great force of intent.

    And how dare you, calling me sirrah? We both know that is a term used for those of lower social rank, and I shall not condescend to accept any apologies. A duel it is!

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    I have decided to overthrow this thread and turn all the attention towards me!

    Oh...no one I know is really on? Pooh.

    Carry on with your semiregularly scheduled random banter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Reingo View Post
    I do believe that the strength of my words were lent power by the great force of intent.

    And how dare you, calling me sirrah? We both know that is a term used for those of lower social rank, and I shall not condescend to accept any apologies. A duel it is!
    *didn't actually know that. Oops.*

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    You think I'd use Haddocks? No! We shall duel with Herrings, at midnight, and it shall be a Lumberjacking contest!

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    You think I'd use Haddocks? No! We shall duel with Herrings, at midnight, and it shall be a Lumberjacking contest!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Teddy View Post
    Thanks, I'll find good use for it!
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    It won't grow stale if I save it for three months, will it? Can you put good luck in the freezer to make it last longer?
    Yha, it should be fine if you do that.
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    Personally I find boiling the luck and catching the steam in a balloon is the best way to keep it, but it's a bit time consuming.

    Soon. Soon Monster baking will be complete. Muahahhaha. Even I don't know what I've created here, mostly because I decided to randomly throw ingredients together.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Reingo View Post
    Something like that. Say, is anyone here from Australia? Then we could say they're from the Land Down Punder.
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    Teddy mentioned his blanket before, and I feel I should share with you guys what MY blanket is. It was put together by my Auntie. One side is black, the other side has a lizard and tropical floral print (I like lizards, you see). It's so warm and relaxing that it's all I need in any weather, and simply having it over me makes me sleepy. It's pretty sweet.

    Everyone should share a story about their blankets.
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    I have a couple blankets with me at college that people gave me as presents. The most interesting thing about the one is that I use it as a curtain when I'm sleeping so the sun won't shine on me and wake me up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Coidzor View Post
    Personally I find boiling the luck and catching the steam in a balloon is the best way to keep it, but it's a bit time consuming.
    Doesn't sound especially space efficient either...

    Quote Originally Posted by LaZodiac View Post
    Teddy mentioned his blanket before, and I feel I should share with you guys what MY blanket is. It was put together by my Auntie. One side is black, the other side has a lizard and tropical floral print (I like lizards, you see). It's so warm and relaxing that it's all I need in any weather, and simply having it over me makes me sleepy. It's pretty sweet.
    Man, I wish I had a duvet cover like that. Mine are just blue or green with nonsensical patterns...

    ...a sky blue one, with a mighty bird of prey spreading its wings to cover me as I lie resting in my bed. And small white cotton-clouds to provide ambience to the background...

    See, now you got me dreaming again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LaZodiac View Post
    Teddy mentioned his blanket before, and I feel I should share with you guys what MY blanket is. It was put together by my Auntie. One side is black, the other side has a lizard and tropical floral print (I like lizards, you see). It's so warm and relaxing that it's all I need in any weather, and simply having it over me makes me sleepy. It's pretty sweet.

    Everyone should share a story about their blankets.
    Aww, could you be more adorable? I think not.

    Also, just lizards, or all reptiles? It's important, you see.



    On blankets: I'm quite fond of them, but I don't really have any with personal memories. Still, it's not that uncommon to find me curled up with a fluffy one. Or, more likely, rolled up in it and hanging off the furniture. It's comfier that way. >.>
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    *didn't actually know that. Oops.*

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    I did not know of this bird, and having Googled, I must say I am partly disturbed and partly enthralled. How curiously and delightfully brutal.

    Do you have this bird where you live?
    If you can, try to find a video with its call. The butcher bird, at least the pied butcher bird which I'm familiar with, has a really beautiful, delicate call. Quite out of step with its brutal nature.
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    I have decided to overthrow this thread and turn all the attention towards me!

    Oh...no one I know is really on? Pooh.
    Oh hey, it's you! You're that guy! o/

    So I dropped by here because I was just watching the James Bond movie, The World Is Not Enough, in which there was an exchange that went something like this:
    James Bond in disguise: "My name is [Russian doctor's name]. And you are Miss...?"
    Woman he'll probably shag at some point: "Doctor. Doctor Jones. Don't bother making any jokes, I've already heard them all."
    James Bond: "I do not know any Doctor Jones."

    Is... Is that an Indiana Jones reference?

    edit: Aw. Never mind. I looked up the quote and, sadly, I missed a word that makes it very clearly not an Indiana Jones reference. The actual quote being:
    James Bond: and you are miss?
    Dr. Christmas Jones: Doctor Jones. Christmas Jones, and don't tell me any jokes, I've heard them all.
    James Bond: I don't know any doctor jokes.

    *sigh*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Serpentine View Post
    If you can, try to find a video with its call. The butcher bird, at least the pied butcher bird which I'm familiar with, has a really beautiful, delicate call. Quite out of step with its brutal nature.
    Oh hey, it's you! You're that guy! o/

    So I dropped by here because I was just watching the James Bond movie, The World Is Not Enough, in which there was an exchange that went something like this:
    James Bond in disguise: "My name is [Russian doctor's name]. And you are Miss...?"
    Woman he'll probably shag at some point: "Doctor. Doctor Jones. Don't bother making any jokes, I've already heard them all."
    James Bond: "I do not know any Doctor Jones."

    Is... Is that an Indiana Jones reference?
    I always heard it as "I do not know any doctor jokes."
    And I thought the doctor said her name was "Christmas Jones" or something. Something with Christmas, and that's why she mentioned the jokes.

    EDIT: Beaten by your own edit.
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    Yep. See my edit, I just discovered that.
    Also, why are you in Dvil's pants? That's where I'm meant to be, and I have the Secret to prove it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serpentine View Post
    Yep. See my edit, I just discovered that.
    Also, why are you in Dvil's pants? That's where I'm meant to be, and I have the Secret to prove it!
    Eh heheh. It was kinda his idea... I think the idea is that anyone is allowed to join in.
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