Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184

[Mynxae]

Okay then. On my eightieth birthday, I shall remember you fondly.

You're silly.

Or sue you. But despite possessing numerous things I'd contemplate stealing, nothing you have is worth the effort of hiring lawyers.

And I always look stylish. When I can be bothered to do so.
As for my weight: Approximately eighty-nine kilograms. Which is a perfectly healthy weight when one factors in that with my scoliosis I'm still six foot.
I could stand to lose a few kilos, but it's not essential.

You're lighter than me! Now that I never expected.

[Elemental]

You're silly.

If by silly, you mean living in a world with constantly improving medical technology...

You're lighter than me! Now that I never expected.

Why? What do you weigh?
And it's probably because I don't eat as much as you.

[Mynxae]

If by silly, you mean living in a world with constantly improving medical technology...

So soon it'll be YOLIYHLOM? (You only live if you have lots of money)

Why? What do you weigh?
And it's probably because I don't eat as much as you.

Like 90-95kg And I'm also taller, I forgot that. Like 6ft'2 or 6ft'3, one of the two.

ION: You have this song stuck in my head goddamnit Ele!

[Teddy]

*bounces in chair excitably*

I have an endless battery of pictures of budgies making puppy-dog eyes, if that's what it takes.

Well, it takes a mailing address and your full name as well, because I think neither your customs nor your postal services are going to take kindly on:

Mr. Kneenibble
Probably a big swarm of budgies... -street
Somewhere
Canada

Hee hee hee! This is another scene that I feel compelled to draw. Or even photograph, if I could convince Mabel to sit still for the tableau.

Well for that, you're definitely going to need a bottle of julmust.

*looks it up*

I'm always massochistically attracted to these rotted fish dishes, half curious and half revolted by the idea. Such as the Icelandic shark meat, or the Yupik fermented blubber. fish, whale, same difference.

Gravad lax is really quite scrumptious but I gather it is a mild modern thing, removed from its smelly origin of being buried.

Gravad lax isn't halfway bad, although I tend to prefer smoked salmon over it. I can't honestly claim that I've been even halfway close to a can of surströmming, although I wish to test it at least once before I die...

[Elemental]

@Mynxae: Worse things have happened to you. And besides... That is an awesome song.

Well, it takes a mailing address and your full name as well, because I think neither your customs nor your postal services are going to take kindly on:

Mr. Kneenibble
Probably a big swarm of budgies... -street
Somewhere
Canada

I don't know... It depends on how skilled the postal service is. Try drawing a map to go with it.

[Teddy]

I don't know... It depends on how skilled the postal service is. Try drawing a map to go with it.

Like this?

 _____
|     \       _____
|      \_____/     \
|                   \
|                    |
|      CANADA        |
|                ___/
 \________A_____/
          |
          __
         /..\        ____________
        |  >|       | \        / |
       / \  |       |   \    /   |
      |  |  |   <-- |     \/     |
      |  /  |       |            |
       \/  /        |____________|
       / /||
      / / ^^
      |/

[Mutant Sheep]

So soon it'll be YOLIYHLOM? (You only live if you have lots of money)




Like 90-95kg And I'm also taller, I forgot that. Like 6ft'2 or 6ft'3, one of the two.

ION: You have this song stuck in my head goddamnit Ele!

Good for the money, it gets to be spent and live a fullfilling money-life, because dont we retire money?

*maths* That is a good double me. Like, literally double. Cuz its pretty much my weight, but you changed the lb to kg. BLARBLE? *needs two of me's to take one of you down in a fight now*

Teddy made a budgie with lines. AND HES GONNA GMAIL IT TO CANADA!

[Elemental]

@Teddy: That could work.

*maths* That is a good double me. Like, literally double. Cuz its pretty much my weight, but you changed the lb to kg. BLARBLE? *needs two of me's to take one of you down in a fight now*

Wait... How tall are you?
Because... One hundred pounds is less than fifty kilograms... And I haven't weighed that much since before High School...

Oh, and don't worry about using maths for conversions. I usually just Google them.

[Mynxae]

Good for the money, it gets to be spent and live a fullfilling money-life, because dont we retire money?

*maths* That is a good double me. Like, literally double. Cuz its pretty much my weight, but you changed the lb to kg. BLARBLE? *needs two of me's to take one of you down in a fight now*

But why would you ever fight me Sheepie? I'm adorable. *flutters eyelashes convincingly*

[Elemental]

But why would you ever fight me Sheepie? I'm adorable. *flutters eyelashes convincingly*

You're as adorable as a Kraken on LSD. But you give me so many opportunities for creative and insulting similes...
And besides, I have longer and more visible eyelashes than you.

Why am I pointing that out?
Oh, and don't worry Mutant. Mynxae is easy to take down in a fight.


In other news... I've done calculations, and if the Moon had an ocean that covered seventy percent of its surface, the remaining land area would be approximately equal in area to Canada, Peru, South Korea, the Cayman Islands and Naaru combined.

[Mutant Sheep]

@Teddy: That could work.




Wait... How tall are you?
Because... One hundred pounds is less than fifty kilograms... And I haven't weighed that much since before High School...

Oh, and don't worry about using maths for conversions. I usually just Google them.

You halved, not doubled. Blarble. I'm *says number in feet and inches-which is 5'7*...so 1.73-something METERS and about 95ish lb. Myx is 95 kg. As far as I am aware, a kg is 2 lb. So he's ze double.

But why would you ever fight me Sheepie? I'm adorable. *flutters eyelashes convincingly*

Rawwr! With my cloned mutant sheep, I CAN TAKE YOU. *double sheep tackle, double the wool*

heh. On eyelashes, my equine friends... I think I may have you both beat. I have FANTASTIC lashes.

the MOOOOOON! Luna was banished to CanapurKormanaru on the MOOOOON!

[Mynxae]

You're as adorable as a Kraken on LSD. But you give me so many opportunities for creative and insulting similes...
And besides, I have longer and more visible eyelashes than you.

Why am I pointing that out?
Oh, and don't worry Mutant. Mynxae is easy to take down in a fight.


In other news... I've done calculations, and if the Moon had an ocean that covered seventy percent of its surface, the remaining land area would be approximately equal in area to Canada, Peru, South Korea, the Cayman Islands and Naaru combined.

Stop being mean to me. So much lately.

You halved, not doubled. Blarble. I'm *says number in feet and inches-which is 5'7*...so 1.73-something and about 95ish lb. Myx is 95 kg. As far as I am aware, a kg is 2 lb. So he's ze double.

Rawwr! With my cloned mutant sheep, I CAN TAKE YOU. *double sheep tackle, double the wool*

heh. On eyelashes, my equine friends... I think I may have you both beat. I have FANTASTIC lashes.

the MOOOOOON! Luna was banished to CanapurKormanaru on the MOOOOON!

Pffft, I have an army of puppies on my side. You'd die from a cuteness overload.

[Mutant Sheep]

Stop being mean to me. So much lately.



Pffft, I have an army of puppies on my side. You'd die from a cuteness overload.

MEAAAAAAAN! *menz at*

Puppies? PUPPIES NO! THE HORSE WILL CATCH YOU! THEY'LL CATCH YOU! *pleads with puppies to leave the demon horse who only feeds them leftover Pinkie Pie cake frosting and hay*

[Elemental]

You halved, not doubled. Blarble. I'm *says number in feet and inches-which is 5'7*...so 1.73-something METERS and about 95ish lb. Myx is 95 kg. As far as I am aware, a kg is 2 lb. So he's ze double.

Rawwr! With my cloned mutant sheep, I CAN TAKE YOU. *double sheep tackle, double the wool*

Five foot seven... That's about my sister's height...
Approximately. A kilogram is 2.20462 pounds. Therefore, doubling is a good approximation, but not very accurate. Hence, a hundred pounds is equivalent to 45.3592 kilograms.

I hate unit conversions...

heh. On eyelashes, my equine friends... I think I may have you both beat. I have FANTASTIC lashes.

the MOOOOOON! Luna was banished to CanapurKormanaru on the MOOOOON!

I'm sure you do. After all, it's not like I go around measuring people's eyelashes in order to prove my superiority in the field of natural eye protection.

Hmm... This might be the last time I relate random facts on the Internet... But then again, the results are so humorously random.

Stop being mean to me. So much lately.

You visited for a week! A whole week! My brain is still adjusting...
Also, visit me again soon.

[Mynxae]

Five foot seven... That's about my sister's height...
Approximately. A kilogram is 2.20462 pounds. Therefore, doubling is a good approximation, but not very accurate. Hence, a hundred pounds is equivalent to 45.3592 kilograms.

I hate unit conversions...

I just hate anything to do with maths, however basic. I still have problems with subtraction, dagnabbit!

I'm sure you do. After all, it's not like I go around measuring people's eyelashes in order to prove my superiority in the field of natural eye protection.

Hmm... This might be the last time I relate random facts on the Internet... But then again, the results are so humorously random.

You visited for a week! A whole week! My brain is still adjusting...
Also, visit me again soon.

Five days actually. And I had to start Creeper World all over again when I got home. It's much faster now that I'm not on a laggy laptop though.

[Mutant Sheep]

Damn Ele. Just go with the "double". So if I have a number with lb after it, and he has the same number but with KG after it, thats double da number. x*1 X*2.

EYELASHES!

Moonfacts. They things.


EVERYONE HATES CONVERSIONS y no 'MURICA METRIC?

I hate subtraction where its like 564,343 -232, 999 because of the carryign digit crap I hate.

MLARBLE TO SCHOOO'

[Dimonite]

Fie on metric and Imperial units! I measure weight only in stones!

...Why yes, I am a madman. Why do you ask? *cackles*

[Elemental]

Fie on metric and Imperial units! I measure weight only in stones!

...Why yes, I am a madman. Why do you ask? *cackles*

That is an Imperial unit of measurement...

[Dimonite]

That is an Imperial unit of measurement...

Finding flaws in the arguments of a sleep-deprived madman is not a challenging endeavor.

[Elemental]

Finding flaws in the arguments of a sleep-deprived madman is not a challenging endeavor.

I suppose that's true. But then... Sometimes the sleep deprived say things that are very difficult to understand in a wise sort of way.
But not very often.

[Mercenary Pen]

Fie on metric and Imperial units! I measure weight only in stones!

...Why yes, I am a madman. Why do you ask? *cackles*

Good luck buying Saffron if that's your only available unit of measurement for weight... (you'd end up bankrupting yourself in the process)

[Dimonite]

I suppose that's true. But then... Sometimes the sleep deprived say things that are very difficult to understand in a wise sort of way.
But not very often.

Yeah, I don't get wise when I get tired. I get better at calculus (which may count as something "very difficult to understand"), but not wiser.

Good luck buying Saffron if that's your only available unit of measurement for weight... (you'd end up bankrupting yourself in the process)

I'm a college student, sir. I didn't even use saffron when it was my parent's money I was spending.

[Elemental]

Yeah, I don't get wise when I get tired. I get better at calculus (which may count as something "very difficult to understand"), but not wiser.

Eh. I meant both wisdom and intelligence.
I myself do my best art at night time.

[Mercenary Pen]

I'm a college student, sir. I didn't even use saffron when it was my parent's money I was spending.

We only use it very occasionally- but I ran the numbers enough to know that I could carry more than £7000 worth without breaking a sweat due to the weight.

[Mynxae]

Just a random thing..

Is it weird that whenever I see someone's username (that is something see-able), I think their avatar should reflect that? Like I actually think Mercenary Pen should be a pen, dressed in mercenary gear. And Ele should actually be an elemental of some sort?

[Mercenary Pen]

Just a random thing..

Is it weird that whenever I see someone's username (that is something see-able), I think their avatar should reflect that? Like I actually think Mercenary Pen should be a pen, dressed in mercenary gear. And Ele should actually be an elemental of some sort?

In my case, I envisioned it a pen being used in a mercenary fashion (writer of epics for the highest bidder and all that)

[HalfTangible]

Just a random thing..

Is it weird that whenever I see someone's username (that is something see-able), I think their avatar should reflect that? Like I actually think Mercenary Pen should be a pen, dressed in mercenary gear. And Ele should actually be an elemental of some sort?

Oooh! What should I be?! =D A nether dragon? An eldritch horror from beyond the stars of time and space itself? A ghost pokemon?

[Socratov]

Just a random thing..

Is it weird that whenever I see someone's username (that is something see-able), I think their avatar should reflect that? Like I actually think Mercenary Pen should be a pen, dressed in mercenary gear. And Ele should actually be an elemental of some sort?

Then, what would that make me?

[Mynxae]

Oooh! What should I be?! =D A nether dragon? An eldritch horror from beyond the stars of time and space itself? A ghost pokemon?

Probably someone who is see-through?

Then, what would that make me?

I'm not quite sure... Socratov sounds like a greek ruler dude, so perhaps someone in a toga with a small crown?

[AsteriskAmp]

Fie on metric and Imperial units! I measure weight only in stones!

...Why yes, I am a madman. Why do you ask? *cackles*

I use Belgiums for area.