Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184

[Amidus Drexel]

Heeee guys.

Remeber when I used to have the emotional capacity to talk to y'all?

I sure don't. My memory was fried weeks ago.

Do cheer up.

Everyone should be happy, 100% of the time. I will have to make some sort of device to do that. To the mad-scientist-lab!

[Heliomance]

*seething jealousy*

I consider myself well-spoken and erudite, but I could not in my fondest imaginings hope to match the eloquence and mastery of language displayed so ably by you, Teddy, and you, Kneenibble. I find myself dumbfounded with admiration at your wordsmithery, and am most envious of your skills.

[Mynxae]

Internet! Why you no work! You were meant to be fixed this morning you fracking piece of blammy! I didn't get up at 8am (I usually sleep in till midday or so, no job makes you lax) to watch the internet light be out instead of be on! *terrorizes Tokyo 'cause I'm sick of being mucked around by my ISP*

[Amidus Drexel]

Internet! Why you no work! You were meant to be fixed this morning you fracking piece of blammy! I didn't get up at 8am (I usually sleep in till midday or so, no job makes you lax) to watch the internet light be out instead of be on! *terrorizes Tokyo 'cause I'm sick of being mucked around by my ISP*

You seem to be posting quite well for someone with no internet...

Sorry about that. One of my friends had a similar problem with their service provider a few months back (it was Verizon), so he had his dad (trust me, that guy is pretty intimidating for being all of 5 and half feet tall) shout at the people at the company until they agreed to come and fix it right away.

[Mynxae]

You seem to be posting quite well for someone with no internet...

Sorry about that. One of my friends had a similar problem with their service provider a few months back (it was Verizon), so he had his dad (trust me, that guy is pretty intimidating for being all of 5 and half feet tall) shout at the people at the company until they agreed to come and fix it right away.

That's what smartphones are for, my good friend..

My roommate did that but in the form of an email. They came out to fix it at 9am (two hours ago) and it's still not working. And he's said that if it isn't working by the time he gets home. they'll have a very fun and enjoyable phone call

[LaZodiac]

Heeee guys.

Remeber when I used to have the emotional capacity to talk to y'all?

I sure don't. My memory was fried weeks ago.

Oh Moony. I hope things are ok. *Hugs*

[Amidus Drexel]

That's what smartphones are for, my good friend..

My roommate did that but in the form of an email. They came out to fix it at 9am (two hours ago) and it's still not working. And he's said that if it isn't working by the time he gets home. they'll have a very fun and enjoyable phone call

Hehehe, that's the best type of motivation for a company. Never fails.

[MoonCat]

Turns out things re even worse than I thought. Fell asleep and woke up about an hour ago, spent the last hour sobbing about the various reasons I have been incredibly depressed lately.

Still so sick.

I hope I get something to cheer me up soon.

I don't think I can really take any more stress.

ION: Oh hey, it turns out I haven't done any homework because I fell asleep becuase I'd gotten 4.5 hours of sleep last night. So now I have the whole day's worth of homework to do now, which I have to balance with eating, cleaning the whole kitchen, and ****ing going to sleep on time tonight.

Why do I try? I mean really, why the HELL do I try to do anything? It's not like I have any life goals right now.

[LaZodiac]

Turns out things re even worse than I thought. Fell asleep and woke up about an hour ago, spent the last hour sobbing about the various reasons I have been incredibly depressed lately.

Still so sick.

I hope I get something to cheer me up soon.

I don't think I can really take any more stress.

ION: Oh hey, it turns out I haven't done any homework because I fell asleep becuase I'd gotten 4.5 hours of sleep last night. So now I have the whole day's worth of homework to do now, which I have to balance with eating, cleaning the whole kitchen, and ****ing going to sleep on time tonight.

Why do I try? I mean really, why the HELL do I try to do anything? It's not like I have any life goals right now.

Oh Moony

*hugs tightly* I'm here for you if you need it. You're one of my best friends, it's the least I can do. I hope things get better soon.

[Elemental]

IOON: I bought some books tonight, ones I didn't even know had been released yet! Kmart for the win! And I found a perfect Christmas present for Ele too, he'll love it.

Now I have to know... Damn surprises! Tell me, tell me, tell me, TELL ME!

Dancing Lady Orchid. I see it -- upraised arms, and a wide spread-out gown; it reminds me of the animation for the Russian Dance from Disney's Fantasia.

Buttered Popcorn Orchid. There is a delicious poetic value in the phrase. I shall put this in my pocket of things to use in a poem one day.

I shall have to see that movie again. Such wonderful music.
Indeed. Quite poetic in the way it evokes such a specific colour.

Internet! Why you no work! You were meant to be fixed this morning you fracking piece of blammy! I didn't get up at 8am (I usually sleep in till midday or so, no job makes you lax) to watch the internet light be out instead of be on! *terrorizes Tokyo 'cause I'm sick of being mucked around by my ISP*

Tokyo? TOKYO? Everyone terrorises Tokyo. They expect it!
Go terrorise Tehran. Or Vilnius, Asunción, Auckland even!
Really...


In other news. Saw a Dentist a few hours ago. The wisdom tooth that's causing me trouble is impacted. I've been given antibiotics to take and have been irradiated for medical purposes. I shall soon hear from the dentist as to what needs to be done.
However, if I need surgery, it could be a year on the public waiting list.
And all this talk of snow is making me listen to Christmas Carols.

Brain dead.

Guys, I need hugs. I shall collect them when I return from school!

Heeee guys.

Remeber when I used to have the emotional capacity to talk to y'all?

I sure don't. My memory was fried weeks ago.

Turns out things re even worse than I thought. Fell asleep and woke up about an hour ago, spent the last hour sobbing about the various reasons I have been incredibly depressed lately.

Still so sick.

I hope I get something to cheer me up soon.

I don't think I can really take any more stress.

ION: Oh hey, it turns out I haven't done any homework because I fell asleep becuase I'd gotten 4.5 hours of sleep last night. So now I have the whole day's worth of homework to do now, which I have to balance with eating, cleaning the whole kitchen, and ****ing going to sleep on time tonight.

Why do I try? I mean really, why the HELL do I try to do anything? It's not like I have any life goals right now.

Oh dear... That's not good.
Would... Would humorous and/or adorable images that espouse friendship make you feel better?

*hugs*

[Tragic_Comedian]

On the bright side, it's a great day to be alive!

[MoonCat]

Aaaand now it turns out that I had an online homework assignment due an hour ago that I completely forgot about. And now that's late, and that's in the class by the least open and most terrifying teacher.

Someone please stab me. I'm hoping the adrenaline rush from being attacked will keep me awake long enough to focus on my other three massive assignments that are due tomorrow. I'm never letting myself fall asleep again.

[Cobra_Ikari]

Aaaand now it turns out that I had an online homework assignment due an hour ago that I completely forgot about. And now that's late, and that's in the class by the least open and most terrifying teacher.

Someone please stab me. I'm hoping the adrenaline rush from being attacked will keep me awake long enough to focus on my other three massive assignments that are due tomorrow. I'm never letting myself fall asleep again.

*plugs brain into yours, does the sleeping for you so you can get the necessary rest while you work through your stuffs*

...if only it worked that way. >.<

[LaZodiac]

Aaaand now it turns out that I had an online homework assignment due an hour ago that I completely forgot about. And now that's late, and that's in the class by the least open and most terrifying teacher.

Someone please stab me. I'm hoping the adrenaline rush from being attacked will keep me awake long enough to focus on my other three massive assignments that are due tomorrow. I'm never letting myself fall asleep again.

I swear, if there was any way I could help, I would. I'm so sorry Moony

[Feytalist]

I honestly can't remember ever working so hard in school. Are you taking like 3 years all at once?

Maybe my teachers were just lazy.

[Mynxae]

INTERNET! SWEET, BEAUTIFUL INTERNET! *falls to the floor sobbing with tears of joy*

Also, *hugs* for Moonie <3

[MoonCat]

Nope, not three years. However, I am one year younger than the typical age group of my grade, taking two math classes(this grade's plus the next, making it two years over my supposed level), two Honours classes (both of which meet after school or during lunch, as the school didn't give a period devoted to the class) two semesters of History instead of one, because "hey, why not?", two clubs that meet on Thursdays, one of which is also meeting after school on Mondays, which I attend, and Thursdays, which I don't, because that's when Honours History (which is on top of the two semesters) is. The other one has me occasionally being called in to work all weekend, so sometimes I lose a bit of time there. Also, the big event of that club might coincide with the big event of my Friday club, which also meets on Mondays, for 2.5 hours every evening. This club is soon also going to tack on 2.5 hours meetings on Thursdays as well. I also take drama classes on Wednesday for an hour every evening, although now that my mother will be occupying the car on the way to her yoga classes, I'll be going there much earlier via a new transport, so it takes about and hour and forty five minutes. Oh, and that other Honours class just moved from Wednesdays to Tuesdays, so now I keep forgetting to go and show up late, while skipping my lunch to be there. Also, the one math class I take, in order for my to take one of my other classes, has me taking it on a computer. Unfortunately, the school decided to get rid of the online student's classroom and supervisor, so now we can only take unit exams on Tuesdays, although Thurdays are the days where we get two hours of a class instead of one. Also, that means every other day we have to find somewhere else to work, u since this period coincides with the first lunch, the library is far too noisy and students are roaming about everywhere. Normally, we get squirreled away into a small closet in the library, but whenever the nice big adult people want to be ther,e we have to go dash out and find a new classroom to work in.

<deep breath>

...

AND I HATE ALL OF MY CLASSMATES!

[LaZodiac]

Wow...uh..Moony. I think you might need to find something to cut down on. It seems like you're overworking yourself on...literally everything.

It's kind of shocking seeing this, because I...almost literally did the exact oppisite of you. I slowly got less and LESS things to do as time went on.

I hope things work out Moony, I'm always here if you need to talk (even if I AM going to bed in a moment).

[MoonCat]

I think I'm supposed to be going to bed too actually, but I just want to listen to music.

Which reminds me, I think I've developed a music addiction. It's actually pretty bad, as I don't function as well when distracted by music, but if I don't, then I need a music 'fix', and then stay up later. And every morning, I'm delayed by quite a few precious minutes because I have to finish my song.

[Feytalist]

Wow. No wonder you're overworked.

Slow down. You're going to burn yourself out. And I'm not even joking here.

[MoonCat]

Meh. I manage to do most of this without even srarting on homeowkr until the last minute, it's just... I'm sick, and winter is making it harder to get up in the morning, and I'm sinking further into depression because of all the social **** I deal with, and I've lost a feeling of purpose.

My work is the least of it, I just got started on that because of the three years comment.

[Feytalist]

Yeah, that was meant as an amusing hyperbole, but it really looks as if you are actually doing two years' worth of work at once. Which is... ambitious.

The music thing... I'm addicted too. I pretty much listen to music constantly. I go to sleep with music. With a little fade out after about 30 minutes so I don't inadvertently get jolted out of sleep at 3AM, heh.

Hell, I even time myself with music. In the mornings I'm like "Ok, I need to go in 20 minutes, so I can listen to these songs and then go".

[Mynxae]

I think I'm supposed to be going to bed too actually, but I just want to listen to music.

Which reminds me, I think I've developed a music addiction. It's actually pretty bad, as I don't function as well when distracted by music, but if I don't, then I need a music 'fix', and then stay up later. And every morning, I'm delayed by quite a few precious minutes because I have to finish my song.

Better than being addicted to smoking like me, I assure you.

[MoonCat]

Yeah, that was meant as an amusing hyperbole, but it really looks as if you are actually doing two years' worth of work at once. Which is... ambitious.

The music thing... I'm addicted too. I pretty much listen to music constantly. I go to sleep with music. With a little fade out after about 30 minutes so I don't inadvertently get jolted out of sleep at 3AM, heh.

Hell, I even time myself with music. In the mornings I'm like "Ok, I need to go in 20 minutes, so I can listen to these songs and then go".

BLeargh. I wish I could get two years of work done. Still, at least I can take advantage of that skipped grade and do a ton of extra stuff in a gap year between graduation and when I turn 18.

Better than being addicted to smoking like me, I assure you.

<hugs> I'm sorry.

[Elemental]

INTERNET! SWEET, BEAUTIFUL INTERNET! *falls to the floor sobbing with tears of joy*

Also, *hugs* for Moonie <3

There you are. Update on my tooth. It's impacted. I may have to get it removed, but the waiting list on public health is about a year.



@MoonCat: My suggestion is you listen to the most soothing music ever written.
Link.
I am willing to admit I'm probably wrong here.

Do you want me to draw you an adorable picture of Friendship?

[MoonCat]

<giggles> I was listening to this!

[Elemental]

<giggles> I was listening to this!

It's the soothingest!

[Mynxae]

There you are. Update on my tooth. It's impacted. I may have to get it removed, but the waiting list on public health is about a year.

So I saw. Unless you shortened it with Private Health Insurance, but that would be out of your price range.

[Elemental]

So I saw. Unless you shortened it with Private Health Insurance, but that would be out of your price range.

Indeed. I may try bugging my brother about it if the pain is too much to bear for a year. If the costs are at least reasonable.
But anyway... This is all still reliant on the results of my X-Ray.

[Mynxae]

Indeed. I may try bugging my brother about it if the pain is too much to bear for a year. If the costs are at least reasonable.
But anyway... This is all still reliant on the results of my X-Ray.

Which brother? There're too many.