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    "Then, I'll stay here. Hope to figure it out. What have you done with the wood from my ship?" If it's safe, he can potentially rebuild it later. If it has been burnt or destroyed then he doesn't have the choice of returning to the sea.
    "We pulled up as much of it as we could. I don't know if there is any more at the bottom of the lake. Also there is still a balista down there that we couldn't get up yet."
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    Flaming Hawt Human Sniper Reinholdt undeadtimes sitting on his rock. This time, however, he has a stuffed parrot on his shoulder. Said parrot actually came from last year's Thanksmas (getting time for the new one). It was supposed to be a gift for Ermine. But... Rein sort of left it in his hammerspace and forgot about it and then Ermine disappeared and it died. So Rein got it stuffed.

    Over the head of this parrot, is a... I want to say human skull. See Reinholdt had this brilliant idea and used his Breath of Ulthalael time powers to reach back in time and grab Ebil Nate who disappeared on him for some reason. Ebil Nate is a talking skeletal head who likes to believe herself Evil Incarnate. Really, her name's just Kristin and she's grumpy from being on an alien ship for thousands of years with no company.

    And Reinholdt is eating fruit. Very delicious looking fruit. Has a whole basket full of fruit. Omnomnom.
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    "We pulled up as much of it as we could. I don't know if there is any more at the bottom of the lake. Also there is still a balista down there that we couldn't get up yet."
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    "Good. If she survives, even in fragments, I could use those fragments to rebuild her using new wood. If it's all new wood, she's a new ship and needs a new name. But, I don't know if I'll rebuild her. Certainly not immediately." He might use her wood to build a house in which he can live.

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    "OK. Maybe it's both?" Natalie will look through the sticks, trying to find the straightest ones.
    Brinika puts the little figurine on the chair.
    "The figurine looks like a goblin, so I guess it's a molerat. Goblins don't keep dogs."
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    "Really? Huh. Goblins are credited for breeding the first dogs on my homeworld. Halflings are traditionally the best dog-breeders, but most of the early archaeological evidence points towards the first dogs being a goblin thing." Natalie's rather surprised at the difference.
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    Brinika's ears twitch.
    "We breed wolves. There are big wolf pens outside Underside Colony. I've always been taught dogs are what humans made of wolves because they can't handle them properly." It explains why Dipsnig gets so cranky when people call his wolves dogs. "But it's silly. Dogs are nice."
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    "Someone will make sure that the stuff is safe. You should rest for now, get better. You have been through a lot."
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    "Yes, they are. It does depend on the dog, though. Some dogs are considerably nicer than others." Also, surely if you breed wolves for long enough, you'll find a dog?
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    Probably, but try telling that to goblins.
    "Some dogs are really big and fuzzy. I like them. It's a shame noone in GLoG has a dog. We're not allowed near the wolf pens in the colony."
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    "Yes, and they're the best dogs. Not the small yappy things that are smaller than most cats. Those things are pathetic at best and grotesque at worst. Some people like them, though, I don't get why." Medium-sized dogs are the best dogs.
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    Yep! That's dead-on description of Ebil Nate! She's an evil talking skull representing the underrepresented skeletal undead population in the Nexus! And she likes to scream and howl at everything! And bite people's fingers! And stab people...okay, so she has no arms to stab anyone, what of it (she'll bite your legs off instead). And threaten to kill everyone she encounters or has encountered in the past.

    She has major issues. Like being a glum Gus! And grumpy! And violent! And antisocial! Her mother never hugged her. And she was cooped up in an dirty, abandoned alien ship for a century or so. I don't blame her for being feisty and mean all of the time! And I do mean all of the time!

    Ebil Nate watches Rein eat tasty, tasty fruit! Personally, she believes that human flesh and brains are so much more flavorful, but she's literally full of hot air. And a stuffed parrot, but that's a fairly new development!

    "Mwahahaha! Reinholdt you ignorant, mortal bag of flesh and bone! You have made the mistake of bringing me to your home! To your home with your friends! Your friends that you care about!"

    "When I get down from here, I'll burn each and every one of these wooden cabins to the ground with everyone you care about locked inside! And all will be powerless to stop me because I'm evil and all-powerful! Their dying screams for help will do them no avail! The total destruction of everything you love will torment you every time you close your eyes and haunt your dreams! You'll wish I had mercifully ended your existence here and now! You will rue the day this day! Rue! Rue! Mwahahahahahahahaha! Mwahaha!"

    "... Do you hear me Reinholdt? Rue!"

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    Pansy opens the door. "Yes?" The children can be heard playing inside.

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    "Yeah, cause I don't know what that's like." Reinholdt mutters and rolls his eyes. Torment at losing all he loves, even by his own hand? You'll have to do better than that Nate. He's gone through that one two-three times.

    "So, which one of them is my friends exactly?" Reinholdt asks, taking a bite from an apple and spinning on the rock to face the cabins, spinning Nate as well to face them. "Also stop saying rue. It makes you sound like a demented painter."
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    "I have two envelopes here, one addressed to Tito Applehill and the other to Lily Applehill. A talking cat said I could find them here?" He holds them out so Pansy can read them. They are, indeed, addressed to the mentioned halflings, with the address being 'Off-plane; GLoG; the Nexus'.
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    "Yes, and they're the best dogs. Not the small yappy things that are smaller than most cats. Those things are pathetic at best and grotesque at worst. Some people like them, though, I don't get why." Medium-sized dogs are the best dogs.
    Brinika scrunches her nose. "The little dogs are mean. I have no idea how wolves were made into those."
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    "Me neither. And the ones that are taken for a walk in somebody's handbag are just pointless." They're a fashion accessory, and I don't really like fashion.
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    "I have two envelopes here, one addressed to Tito Applehill and the other to Lily Applehill. A talking cat said I could find them here?" He holds them out so Pansy can read them. They are, indeed, addressed to the mentioned halflings, with the address being 'Off-plane; GLoG; the Nexus'.
    "Those are my children. I'll take them," Pansy says.
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    "Me neither. And the ones that are taken for a walk in somebody's handbag are just pointless." They're a fashion accessory, and I don't really like fashion.
    "Some small dogs are cute, though. Like the big dogs who are still pups. I wish someone here had a dog," Brinika says.
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    "I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to do that. Somebody has paid my company a lot of money to deliver across planar boundaries, and our code of practice forbids us from delivering letters to anybody besides the person to whom they are addressed. I hope you can understand." He does sound genuinely apologetic, but equally adamant that he can't give the to Pansy.

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    "Oh, puppies don't count as being small dogs because they'll get bigger. Would an otter do?" Not that otters are anything like dogs, but Natalie doesn't have a dog shape but she does have an otter shape.
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    Brinika's ears twitch. "I dunno. But it wouldn't be the same if it was a person turned into a dog, or an otter, right?"
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    "No, probably not." Possibly just as well; I'm not sure what Myrim would do to an otter. Maybe eat it.
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    Brinika falls silent and fiddles with the bits they got from the forest a little. "I'm not sure what I should make next. Maybe we should try to make a dragon."
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    "OK. That sounds cool." Though Natalie has no idea how to make a dragon from the sticks and nuts they've gathered from the forest.
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    Brinika appears not to have a much better idea.
    "If we want to make a dragon, I think we need some better materials."
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    "Probably. There's boxed sets that you can buy, containing a dragon that needs assembly and painting made of plastic. Would that count?" Not that Natalie actually has one; she's just thinking about it.
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    "I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to do that. Somebody has paid my company a lot of money to deliver across planar boundaries, and our code of practice forbids us from delivering letters to anybody besides the person to whom they are addressed. I hope you can understand." He does sound genuinely apologetic, but equally adamant that he can't give the to Pansy.

    "Then you can return these letters to their sender. I am not allowing my children to open strange mail."
    Pansy says, not sounding apologetic at all. And without ceremony, she'll attempt to shut the door in the courier's face.
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    The man will try to stop the door. "I'm sorry, I haven't been given much information about the recipients and I assumed they were adult. If you are their legal guardian, and as their mother I suspect you are, I can give you the letters. Please, accept my apologies; I did not mean to cause suspicion."
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    "Yes, they are just children, and yes, I am their mother," Pansy says. "Do you even know who these letters are from?"
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