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    Orc in the Playground
     
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    "It's almost Halloween. This is just another plain night, though. You'll go to bed as usual and hope to have a nice dream. You climb the stairs to your room and succesfully bury yourself under the blanket turning off the light.
    You are closing your eyes when suddenly you hear the sound of shattering glass. Someone, or something, broke inside your room. It's dark and you can't see much, but the creature in front of you has a generally humanoid form. The only thing you can distinguish as he charges you are his long teeth, his fetid breath and the pale full moon shining outside your smashed window..."


    *ding!*

    Good news, you're not dead. Tomorrow you'll wake up as a lycanthrope, a powerful being capable of altering his own form and become a huge (or tiny) biological weapon. Too bad you won't be able to control that for a while. You'll get some practice tonight, though.
    So... what kind of werebeast attacked you last night? Can you remember?

    Feel free to choose whatever (living) creature you prefer: that probably wasn't a normal lycanthrope. It could have been a weretarrasque, a weredragon, a weretreant! Or maybe it was just the usual stereotyped werewolf.

    I'm sure mine was a werefive-headed hydra.
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    I'm pretty sure it was a werefox. It had a big fluffy tail and pointy ears. It also smelled weird.

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    I believe a WereLich attacked me last night... I only remember because for some reason I woke up with this pretty babble around my neck and felt a desire to hide it in the most ridiculously paranoid way ever...

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    Werekoala.

    (I know i shouldn't have used that eucalyptus flavoured hand cream last night )

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    ...Is this thread in the right board?

    Either way, clearly a wereferret.

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    Mine was a were 20th-level spell-to-power erudite! Oh no, how will I ever cope?
    Quite possibly the most beautiful ballad I've ever heard.

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    WERE-OCTOPUS

    I will now enjoy being able to multitask to a crazy level, as well as spray ink at people I don't like.
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    Really though, how effin scary would the beach be if an octopus could launch itself outta the water at a 200' move speed every 6 seconds. I'd never go to the beach again... I thought flying sharks were scary...
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    I got bit by whatever you call those Vampiric Illithid. When I turn I am not sure I am after brains, blood, or just meat in general.
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    All gaming systems should be terribly flawed and exploitable if you want everyone to be happy with them. This allows for a wide variety of power levels for games for different levels of players.
    I dub this the Snowbluff Axiom.

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    I must have become a Were-treant-owl. Then again, I've been that for a while now.
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    Greatest nonsensical poem ever= Lewis Carroll: Jabberwocky

    Officially WoodzyOwl, the Owlwoodsiest Owl of the Owlwood Woods, Keeper of the Wooden Owlwood Owl

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    Wereboleth. Every full moon, I grow nearly a foot of slime that chokes living creatures.

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    Were Venerable-Dragonwroght Divine Minion Kobald Sorcerer with a viper familiar and Manipulate form.

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    Behold, I am now the wereflumph!

    Or a wererustmonster. Yeah, this one. Mmmm silver!
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    Edit- I understand it now, Fighters are like a status symbol. If you're well off enough to own a living Fighter, you must be pretty well off!

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    If an actual animal, Werecrow. No contest. Otherwise, I'm tempted to say Were-Octocrow, but that still has to compare to a weredragon.
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    And strange moons circle through the skies,
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    I want more mwa-ha-haaa and much less boo-hoo-hoo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eldan View Post
    If an actual animal, Werecrow.
    If I choose a were-Galápagos tortoise, will I get the extended lifespan?
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    Very well then I contradict myself. I am large, I contain multitudes. (W.Whitman)


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    If I have a player using Paladin in the future I will direct them to this. Good job.
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    Killer Angel, you have an excellent taste in books

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