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    Default Coid's Crowing Conundrum of a Canticle of Crookedly Random Banter #185

    So here we are. The Princes of the Banterverse.

    I figure, why not do it just after my birthday finally ended?

    Well, hop to it, my good Randomite Banterites.

    If you're good I might not even subject you to the horrors of my croonering.

    Again.

    The Previous Random Banter can be found here:
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    Ahh, new thread smell. *teases Rawhide and awaits divine wrath*

    Off to my bf's grandparents place, should be fun. Hopefully..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynxae View Post
    Ahh, new thread smell. *teases Rawhide and awaits divine wrath*

    Off to my bf's grandparents place, should be fun. Hopefully..
    Well, worst scenario is you get racist grandparents. Best scenario is you get super grandma apple pie and candy.

    Probable scenario is somewhere between those two.

    Good luck.
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    Excellent work Mr. Coidzor. Let us party until the Sun shines no more.
    Which, if I remember correctly, will be untold billions of years after it becomes a white dwarf. Ten to the power fifteen if I recall correctly. To the power twenty-five depending on theoretical physics.
    And eventually it will be torn apart by the Universe's expansion or slowly destroyed by proton decay, if protons actually decay.


    Quote Originally Posted by TheCountAlucard View Post
    Comic books.
    You know... I have never been to a convention of any kind...
    That either makes me feel old, young or boring...


    Quote Originally Posted by Asta Kask View Post
    Well, you could show us a photo.

    Anyway, I'll stay away. I don't date people who can kill me with ease. I can be pretty aggravating at times.
    Over my dead body. Which it will be if I post pictures of her without her permission.
    Anyway she's not violent... She wouldn't kill you or anything serious like that.


    Quote Originally Posted by Kneenibble View Post
    Okay. Well if the whole affair goes belly-up, you let me know. I will send along some garnets and a few fancy sapphires in a pouch of hunter green velvet tied with an ivory ribbon. Even your opal-mongers will admit their value.

    Is paracetamol a fun drug? At least manage your pain in as fun a way as possible. Now could be your chance to develop an aristocratic laudanum habit!
    No. It is not a fun drug. It has no effects other than to dull pain for a few hours. It has no other properties than to be damaging to one's liver if one takes more than eight standard tablets spread out over a twenty-four hour period, a process heightened by long term alcohol abuse.
    And no, I will not be developing an aristocratic Laudanum habit. Mainly because Laudanum is dangerous. Besides, there are other ways to appear aristocratic that are cheaper.

    Paracetamol is also known as Acetaminophen, in case that name is more relevant to you.


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    Time to start asking the question of who wants the next thread, considering we're already on page 50 and all that jazz...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elemental View Post
    You know... I have never been to a convention of any kind...
    That either makes me feel old, young or boring...
    Young. It's the only reason I haven't given up on life as being too old for any of its pleasures, haha. Though I have been meaning to rectify this lack of conventional appearances...

    Also, Mr. Coidzor is my fictionalized persona's quasi-father.

    Quote Originally Posted by Elemental View Post
    My sister is twenty-one years of age and a security guard.
    Also... Stay away from my sister. Normally I'd defend her myself, but she can look after herself.
    And it is not my place to comment on her level of attractiveness.
    I'm not so sure of that. I do believe you're allowed to do so once the female sibling is no longer a minor if I recall my sibling etiquette correctly.

    More to the point though, is she single and possessed of interests that could be construed as geeky?

    Quote Originally Posted by Elemental View Post
    Paracetamol is also known as Acetaminophen, in case that name is more relevant to you.
    Ahh, generic tylenol, eh? Never had that stuff work for me that I could tell, I must admit. Never wanted to take too much what with liking my liver and wanting to preserve it so that I could use it as an alcohol filtration system as was my heritage and birthright though, I must admit.



    Quote Originally Posted by Elemental View Post
    And now I have writing to do. And art. And I've roped myself into drawing star charts and assigning constellations, fortunately I can make other people help me with that.
    And the colours! They inspire me...
    Good luck!
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    +3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.
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    oy….I started one right around the same time as Coid. darn it, I was hoping to hijack it like a cowboy….
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    Hey new thread! Sorry about almost missing you, but currently fixing a virus that infected my computer. Still am in the process of doing so, actually.
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    Default Re: Coid's Crowing Conundrum of a Canticle of Crookedly Random Banter #185

    There's another thread, you guys.

    So... Uh... What are you guys on about in here, then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coidzor View Post
    Young. It's the only reason I haven't given up on life as being too old for any of its pleasures, haha. Though I have been meaning to rectify this lack of conventional appearances...

    Also, Mr. Coidzor is my fictionalized persona's quasi-father.
    Oh. Then you must be Sir Coidzor. My mistake.


    Quote Originally Posted by Coidzor View Post
    I'm not so sure of that. I do believe you're allowed to do so once the female sibling is no longer a minor if I recall my sibling etiquette correctly.

    More to the point though, is she single and possessed of interests that could be construed as geeky?
    It's still not my place to do so. After all, she would consider it very rude.

    I apologise, but I am not in the business of setting my sister up with people on the Internet. Even if those people happen to be very stylish.


    Quote Originally Posted by Coidzor View Post
    Ahh, generic tylenol, eh? Never had that stuff work for me that I could tell, I must admit. Never wanted to take too much what with liking my liver and wanting to preserve it so that I could use it as an alcohol filtration system as was my heritage and birthright though, I must admit.
    It takes a bit to kick in. But otherwise, it works fine for me.


    Quote Originally Posted by Coidzor View Post
    Good luck!
    Indeed. And the projects just continue adding up.
    Why is the world so inspiring?!? Why?!?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by AllIHaveIsCrunk View Post
    There's another thread, you guys.

    So... Uh... What are you guys on about in here, then?
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    As for the other threads... We start a new one every fifty pages for reasons of server stability. Rawhide could explain in further detail.
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    As for the other threads... We start a new one every fifty pages for reasons of server stability. Rawhide could explain in further detail.
    Yeah but there's another #185. That's what I was referring to. I would have assumed naming them all #185 was an inside joke but there's no replies in the other one so I just figured it was a duplicate.

    Random topics, eh? When do you have to change toothbrush? The one I have now is looking sort of gnarly.
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    Yeah but there's another #185. That's what I was referring to. I would have assumed naming them all #185 was an inside joke but there's no replies in the other one so I just figured it was a duplicate.

    Random topics, eh? When do you have to change toothbrush? The one I have now is looking sort of gnarly.
    Yeah, but you can't just come in and make thread. There are RULES, you know. (You COULD come in and make a thread, actually. But RB's have these ROOLS and you can only be the grande host of one every 50 threads, Pokefreak had one... like, eleven threads ago.)

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    Yeah but there's another #185. That's what I was referring to. I would have assumed naming them all #185 was an inside joke but there's no replies in the other one so I just figured it was a duplicate.
    That was started by Lord Raziere in order to replace the old thread, but he was unaware that there was already a new thread.


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    Yeah, but you can't just come in and make thread. There are RULES, you know. (You COULD come in and make a thread, actually. But RB's have these ROOLS and you can only be the grande host of one every 50 threads, Pokefreak had one... like, eleven threads ago.)
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    But really, you should probably look into getting a new one.
    The problem is this one has the Superman theme and I don't know where else I can get that. Whatever happened to plain colors in toothbrushes, anyway? They're always clear with rubber highlights these days. What happened in the 90s that made all the oral hygiene companies turn on flat colors?
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    I don't understand what you just said and I won't respond to it.



    Gnarly. Tubular. Radical. Bodacious. Broheim.
    that's just pushing it

    The problem is this one has the Superman theme and I don't know where else I can get that. Whatever happened to plain colors in toothbrushes, anyway? They're always clear with rubber highlights these days. What happened in the 90s that made all the oral hygiene companies turn on flat colors?
    design schools happened. the rubber is for the grip and the clear and fancy sparkling colors is becuase it would indicate more freshness or cleanliness...

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    So many new threads. Someone was over-zealous.

    Need coffee.

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    I don't understand what you just said and I won't respond to it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Feytalist View Post
    Just read an article about engineered foods (lab-grown meat and stuff) and it suddenly hit me: we're going two totally different directions in food production. On one hand, some farms are going organic: no pesticides, free-range animals, all-natural everything. On the other hand, science is doing some seriously weird things to food in labs; tweaking corn DNA, genetic-manipulated fish, Frankenstein food (heehee) and stuff. It's actually kind of cool if you think about it.
    Organic isn't really a direction, we've gone about as far as possible already, now it's just a set of aims and ideals (ones which are better achieved by all the sciency stuff)

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    Nice! Although I wonder, how do you manage to get so many (2?) viruses? I haven't been infected a single time (that's detectable to an up-to-date virus scanner) in one and a half years, and it's not like I've been overly careful in my web browsing...
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    Organic isn't really a direction, we've gone about as far as possible already, now it's just a set of aims and ideals (ones which are better achieved by all the sciency stuff)
    Staying there, then. Also I know some microfarmers who would never allow genetically engineered produce on their farms.

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    Aaargh.. ALL the new random banter threads.. Getting flashbacks to the RB 151 wars.

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    Facing unemployment for only the second time in my life, I can't deny that I'm a bit anxious about what's in store, but at the same time, I'm kind of glad to be out of this place, because the work conditions and how people are treated by the company is just so poor it's unbelievable.

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    Represent, m'man. I've also got two weeks left on my contract and also no idea what to do with myself afterwards. Feels sucky, man.

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    Represent, m'man. I've also got two weeks left on my contract and also no idea what to do with myself afterwards. Feels sucky, man.

    I swear I'm considering becoming a professional vagrant.
    If only I could afford to become a vagrant..

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    Made redundant. Bored at work. Unsure of future plans. Life isn't great right now.
    Bummer, man. I feel for ya--was there myself back in 2007. Hope you find something good soon.

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