Coid's Crowing Conundrum of a Canticle of Crookedly Random Banter #185

[Dimonite]

Hehehe.


That's going to stick, isn't it?

It is if you're going to keep ninjaing my edits.

*ships NyanCat*

[Amidus Drexel]

Math is independent of evilness.

Actually, I'd say that math appears to correlate to evilness, given that we have at least 2/3 in favor of evil right now.

[Mutant Sheep]

We're not even foes in the first place!

The individual words aren't a problem, it's just when strung together they make absolutely no sense. And seriously dud,e are you doing that on purpose? It's really ridiculous.

What the heck's a longer minimum?

*is insulted threatened and demeaned constantly by the MoonCat*

That was me explaining Coids weird word/insult thing. GOSH.

Minimum length for attractive woman hair=greater than minimum guy hair (because there is no minimum for guys)

Yeah, I was amused when I first figured that one out too. Haven't gotten to use that line on anyone yet though.



It's really quite random, I must admit.

I like all lengths of hair that afford a good grip and don't impede normal functioning. So basically regular pixie cut to down to the butt.

Trueee.

I think thats a bit long, but otherwise yeah. Well, "good grip", mayhaps excluded. Not seeing the... necessity.

[AsteriskAmp]

Actually, I'd say that math appears to correlate to evilness, given that we have at least 2/3 in favor of evil right now.

Correlation is independent of causation except when it is.

[LaZodiac]

Not true.
See, that's me there.

Math is independent of evilness.

But you're a...never mind

Either way, I don't like math.

[Coidzor]

I think thats a bit long, but otherwise yeah. Well, "good grip", mayhaps excluded. Not seeing the... necessity.

You'll find out when you're older.

Yes, and if we were to ship him with you we'd call it NyarCat. But Teddy is much harder to portmanteau with you.

BearCat. There we go. I just went outside your box, Home Skillet.

[Amidus Drexel]

I think thats a bit long, but otherwise yeah. Well, "good grip", mayhaps excluded. Not seeing the... necessity.

Well, that's not a failing on our part. Good grip is important for... reasons.

Correlation is independent of causation except when it is.

Heh, indeed.

You'll find out when you're older.



BearCat. There we go. I just went outside your box, Home Skillet.

But... that's not a portmanteau of Teddy, that's just using a different word that works better for that...

That's cheating.

[Elemental]

Math is independent of evilness.

Maths is like magic. It's the person doing it that's evil. In the right hands, it is a powerful force for good, but if it falls into the wrong hands then we are doomed...
Fortunately, destroying the world with maths is really expensive so we don't have to worry about evil mathematicians as much as we need to worry about evil wizards.

[Dimonite]

DAMNED INSOMNIA!

Serously, I'm feelwing as incoherotenas as drunken mutanst Troll. but I calze my eeyes and slppe flees from mee!

tomoarow is not gonnaz be gaood.

[Mutant Sheep]

... Its barely past midnight. Go drink some caffiene. You'll feel better.

[MoonCat]

I would rspond to y'all, but I'm so tired I just fell asleep in the middle of a cnversation with the guests a few minutes ago. I just woke up and crawled into bed.

I literally cannot hold up ym head, which is annoying, as I do have homework tomorrow I have yet to do.

[Elemental]

That's not how it works...

My suggestion is to take a suitable painkiller and just go to bed. Use the half awake state to let your mind wander.
It may be inefficient, but it's not counter-productive unlike some people's ideas...

@MoonCat: My schedule enabled me to go to bed and do homework in the morning before school... But from what I gather, yours does not. Which is a shame. Early morning sunrise is the best to write essays by.

[MoonCat]

Meh. I'll work out the first perod homework soetime during the week if I cna't wake up, there's nothng immediate for third, and sixth I can do over lunch if I'm not too distracted. I'm lucky I had a homewokr-light night, I even don't have Honours Histoyry I have to deal with this week.

So tired.

[LaZodiac]

Man, SleepyCat is adorable, I just wanna eat her up

[Heliomance]

MoonCat/Teddy is Bunker Ship.

Yeah, I agree on the platinum blonde thing. Too white and weird. And short hair... I just dont like. Worse on women though, and they have a longer minimum. *Chauvinist man?*

Your argument is invalid.

[Teddy]

Seeing people desperately trying to figure out how to ship me is amusing. Just saying.

*image*

Your argument is invalid.

Is that a zombie? Because both her complexion and her eye shadow are way off. Together, they launch her straight into the uncanny valley for me. I agree that short hair can be attractive (even if I prefer long hair myself), but your counter-argument is just creepy to me...

[LaZodiac]

Seeing people desperately trying to figure out how to ship me is amusing. Just saying.



Is that a zombie? Because both her complexion and her eye shadow are way off. Together, they launch her straight into the uncanny valley for me. I agree that short hair can be attractive (even if I prefer long hair myself), but your counter-argument is just creepy to me...

I'm 90% sure that's a man. Either way, still creepy.

[Heliomance]

Seeing people desperately trying to figure out how to ship me is amusing. Just saying.



Is that a zombie? Because both her complexion and her eye shadow are way off. Together, they launch her straight into the uncanny valley for me. I agree that short hair can be attractive (even if I prefer long hair myself), but your counter-argument is just creepy to me...

^Better?

I'm 90% sure that's a man. Either way, still creepy.

...you did not just call Emma Watson a man.

[Teddy]

^Better?

Yes, that's much better.

[Dimonite]

... Its barely past midnight. Go drink some caffiene. You'll feel better.

Caffeine has no effect on me, except to give me a headache if I have too much of it.

That's not how it works...

My suggestion is to take a suitable painkiller and just go to bed. Use the half awake state to let your mind wander.
It may be inefficient, but it's not counter-productive unlike some people's ideas...

@MoonCat: My schedule enabled me to go to bed and do homework in the morning before school... But from what I gather, yours does not. Which is a shame. Early morning sunrise is the best to write essays by.

After deciding that being on the internet was also counter-productive to sleep, I pretty much just sat in the dark and hummed old showtunes for three hours until I finally drifted off. Fortunately, three hours of sleep seems to be enough for me to type coherently.

[Rawhide]

Your argument is invalid.

You'll have to find a better sample. That hair cut does not suit her. At all.

[Dimonite]

Oh fer cryin' out loud...

You want attractive shorthair, yes?

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There. It's not only possible, it's really easy if you're Halle Berry.

[Rawhide]

There. It's not only possible, it's really easy if you're Halle Berry.

This length is better.

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[The Succubus]

...you did not just call Emma Watson a man.

You'll have to find a better sample. That hair cut does not suit her. At all.

I respectfully disagree. It's quite a radical departure from her Hermionie hair and looks rather stylish.

[Rawhide]

I respectfully disagree. It's quite a radical departure from her Hermionie hair and looks rather stylish.

From the moment I first saw her with that haircut a long time ago I thought, WHY???

It can look good on people, but it does not suit her.

[LaZodiac]

^Better?

...you did not just call Emma Watson a man.

Yeesh, I'm sorry. I had no idea who that even was. I technically still don't, I can only sort of guess she's Hermoine Granger because The Succubus kinda mentioned it. I legitimately am not aware of anything she's done.

Also, I should clarify, when I say she "looked like a man" it was in that "Goth Justin Beiber" style, so she looks like a man in the most femenine way possible.

[Nix Nihila]

I agree with Heliomance and The Succubus. I think it's rather refreshing. Although I will concede that the particular photo in question is not the most flattering image of Emma.

Re: Platinum blonde hair. I rather like it, but it's been overdone recently and doesn't intrigue me in the same way that it used to.

Yeesh, I'm sorry. I had no idea who that even was. I technically still don't, I can only sort of guess she's Hermoine Granger because The Succubus kinda mentioned it. I legitimately am not aware of anything she's done.

Also, I should clarify, when I say she "looked like a man" it was in that "Goth Justin Beiber" style, so she looks like a man in the most femenine way possible.

Justin Bieber? Goth? Since when?

[LaZodiac]

Well, I mean, she looked like what I imagine a goth Justin Bieber WOULD look like.

Though, considering the news, he probably will be entering a goth phase. Totally broke up with his first girlfriend. Damnit Gawker why did you make me learn this...

[Teddy]

Reading up on Java during the maths lecture and playing Minecraft during the Java lecture. I think I might be doing something wrong there...
...The Java lectures are still way below my level.

Now to fool around with my newfound knowledge. If I get graphics working soon enough I can continue over to listeners. If I actually manage to create some kind of interactive environment, I should have a platform for continued development, and hopefully an idea of what to do next as well...

[LaZodiac]

Reading up on Java during the maths lecture and playing Minecraft during the Java lecture. I think I might be doing something wrong there...
...The Java lectures are still way below my level.

Now to fool around with my newfound knowledge. If I get graphics working soon enough I can continue over to listeners. If I actually manage to create some kind of interactive environment, I should have a platform for continued development, and hopefully an idea of what to do next as well...

That sounds hilarious. Also, good job on being good at this sort of thing.