Coid's Crowing Conundrum of a Canticle of Crookedly Random Banter #185

[MoonCat]

Mah new look appears to be a smashing success, if the reactions I got were accurate.

Also, you guys remember when I came down with a serious case of Ill and was babbling about memorizing dates for the test the next day, which I'd have to take while nearly unconscious from fever?

...Well, I got 38 out of 37, and the highest grade in the class.

Life is weird.

[LaZodiac]

Mah new look appears to be a smashing success, if the reactions I got were accurate.

Also, you guys remember when I came down with a serious case of Ill and was babbling about memorizing dates for the test the next day, which I'd have to take while nearly unconscious from fever?

...Well, I got 38 out of 37, and the highest grade in the class.

Life is weird.

Technicaly, science has said that putting your mind into overdrive SOMETIMES allows you to succed better, since it puts you into "the zone" as it were.

Still though, don't over work yourself. Glad to see you did good though. Now lay back and relax, you earned it

[Teddy]

Whee, got my graphics working, plus a good enough hang on how it's working to repeat the process. Also, randomising hex maps with gleefull abandon... :3

Now I can continue right over to listeners, or rather, I can do so some other day, because it's late, and I don't want to do anything more demanding than playing Minecraft right now.

[Mutant Sheep]

Mah new look appears to be a smashing success, if the reactions I got were accurate.

Also, you guys remember when I came down with a serious case of Ill and was babbling about memorizing dates for the test the next day, which I'd have to take while nearly unconscious from fever?

...Well, I got 38 out of 37, and the highest grade in the class.

Life is weird.

ITS DATES. AND YOURE FEVEROUS. HOW IS THAT DIFFICULT FEVERS MAKE EVERYING SIMPLIER.

But on grades... My theology teacher seems to think I am funny. He comments such in my essays. However, my essays are such pieces of frivolous and lax standards that they would not fit in a Geometry notebook, let alone a philisophical crashcourse. Informal mocking somehow entertains him.

[LaZodiac]

Whee, got my graphics working, plus a good enough hang on how it's working to repeat the process. Also, randomising hex maps with gleefull abandon... :3

Now I can continue right over to listeners, or rather, I can do so some other day, because it's late, and I don't want to do anything more demanding than playing Minecraft right now.

Understandable. One of these days you're gonna have to show me your work, since I'm curious.

[MoonCat]

It turns out the first shower taken after a drastic haircut is really weird.

I had to completely redesign how I put shampoo and conditioner in my hair, and that was after I nearly soaped my head off by using my regular amount, which was about four times too much with the new length. Figuring out how to get the water out my hair was totally weird, as I normally wring the stuff out. I had to learn how to use towels!

Also, my first thought, courtesy of my ever so lovely and sadistic brain, upon turning on the water was "oh hey, my hair is almost the same length as the girl from Psycho's was. Before she got killed. In a shower."

[LaZodiac]

It turns out the first shower taken after a drastic haircut is really weird.

I had to completely redesign how I put shampoo and conditioner in my hair, and that was after I nearly soaped my head off by using my regular amount, which was about four times too much with the new length. Figuring out how to get the water out my hair was totally weird, as I normally wring the stuff out. I had to learn how to use towels!

Also, my first thought, courtesy of my ever so lovely and sadistic brain, upon turning on the water was "oh hey, my hair is almost the same length as the girl from Psycho's was. Before she got killed. In a shower."

So true. I always have to go through that when I get a haircut.

Also, don't worry, I'll protect you! *totally peeks*

[Blue Ghost]

That is an ordeal from which we boys are mercifully exempt.

*looks around for psychos*
No psychos? Okay.

*goes out to buy a psycho whistle*

[LaZodiac]

That is an ordeal from which we boys are mercifully exempt.

*looks around for psychos*
No psychos? Okay.

*goes out to buy a psycho whistle*

Not entirely true, boys can get long hair as well. Especialy if it's thick and curly.

[Mutant Sheep]

I love my hair. Drying it... nosomuch. Sometimes I just don't bother, let it be wet. Feels fine unless its too cold out.

[Devmaar]

Not entirely true, boys can get long hair as well. Especialy if it's thick and curly.

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That was a few months ago... it's a little longer now

[Teddy]

Not entirely true, boys can get long hair as well. Especialy if it's thick and curly.

Thick and curly? Sounds like my hair. And I actually grow it halfway long in the winter season, partially due to neglect, but also to help keep my head shielded against the cold. I've always wondered how I'd look with a truely long hair, but I'm too fond of short hair to spend a full year growing it out...

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Okay, not quite as curly as Dev's hair, but still.

[Coidzor]

Not entirely true, boys can get long hair as well. Especialy if it's thick and curly.

And then you get to have hair-pulling fights.

'sup

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Nice. Full disclosure, I'm now imagining you and Dallas-Dakota doing the fusion dance from DBZ.

[Heliomance]

And then you get to have hair-pulling fights.



Nice. Full disclosure, I'm now imagining you and Dallas-Dakota doing the fusion dance from DBZ.

Only if you and Malfunctioned do it too.

[Coidzor]

Only if you and Malfunctioned do it too.

...Really? That's the first I've heard of such things, haha.

Man, 10 gallons of chocolate is kinda heavy. I'm still not feeling good in my shoulder from when that bucket of chocolate hit me.

[Qwertystop]

YAAY HAIRCUT! My hair no longer poofs!

(it's just really not-staying-flat-ish, and curly if it gets any length).

[HalfTangible]

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Mary had a little lamb
little lamb
little lamb
Mary had a little lamb
Whose fleece was white as snoooow

Stained it with her blood one day
blood one day
blood one day
Stained it her blood one day
Oh where did her soul goooo...

...I'm starting to think my dad was right to think I was a mass murderer waiting to happen.

... Granted, I was trying to think of something a character would sing to show he was completely off his rocker, but still!

[Devmaar]

Nice. Full disclosure, I'm now imagining you and Dallas-Dakota doing the fusion dance from DBZ.

I am no more than vaguely familiar with either the name or the show. This means nothing to me.

[Coidzor]

Halftan: Trust me, you don't want to know what I did with it.

I am no more than vaguely familiar with either the name or the show. This means nothing to me.

Well.. uh... Dragon Ball Z....

*awkardly kicks a can*

[Mutant Sheep]

...Really? That's the first I've heard of such things, haha.

Man, 10 gallons of chocolate is kinda heavy. I'm still not feeling good in my shoulder from when that bucket of chocolate hit me.

...NAMELESS DANCE PARTY! Better than yours, and he GETS the Cookie Monster. Cuz he haz cookies.

[Coidzor]

...NAMELESS DANCE PARTY! Better than yours, and he GETS the Cookie Monster. Cuz he haz cookies.

I'm sorry, love, I feel like I've missed out on a series of forum posts or some kind of photo montage.

...A sexy photo montage...

[HalfTangible]

Halftan: Trust me, you don't want to know what I did with it.

Suddenly, I do.

[AsteriskAmp]

That is an ordeal from which we boys are mercifully exempt.

*looks around for psychos*
No psychos? Okay.

*goes out to buy a psycho whistle*

*holds hands over ears while looking for pianica*

Not entirely true, boys can get long hair as well. Especialy if it's thick and curly.

This sounds like my hair when I let it grow long, hence me cutting it at regular time intervals.

[Amidus Drexel]

Thick and curly? Sounds like my hair. And I actually grow it halfway long in the winter season, partially due to neglect, but also to help keep my head shielded against the cold. I've always wondered how I'd look with a truely long hair, but I'm too fond of short hair to spend a full year growing it out...

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Okay, not quite as curly as Dev's hair, but still.

Long hair is awesome. The chicks dig it.

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My hair's about the same when it's short, except that it sticks up and out. At the length it's at now it behaves much better (read: after it gets long enough, it obeys gravity properly) and is more wavy than curly. I'd put a picture up, but I don't think there are any recent pictures of me anywhere.

Time to dig through the computer!

[Dimonite]

That is an ordeal from which we boys are mercifully exempt.

*looks around for psychos*
No psychos? Okay.

*goes out to buy a psycho whistle*

*whips head straight in Ghost's direction*
*proceeds to source of sound*
NOW STOP THAT.

[Amidus Drexel]

Here we go.

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My face appears to have been swallowed by both the hair and the camera angle.

Edit: GAH! Internet connection, don't die now... Oh, sure, work, now that I'm complaining.

[Coidzor]

Suddenly, I do.

Well, I can't recall the full details, but I think it involved a couple of goats, a deviless, and a very sulky bat... and ended up with me receiving a case of wine.

What happened after that, well, that's none of my concern but I'd wager it's not for the faint of heart.

[Kneenibble]

'sup

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Oh, tee hee, oh my, hello, titter.

I'll bet if you pull those they are pretty bouncy giggle run away tee hee.

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Mary had a little lamb
little lamb
little lamb
Mary had a little lamb
Whose fleece was white as snoooow

Stained it with her blood one day
blood one day
blood one day
Stained it her blood one day
Oh where did her soul goooo...

...I'm starting to think my dad was right to think I was a mass murderer waiting to happen.

... Granted, I was trying to think of something a character would sing to show he was completely off his rocker, but still!

My mind is making this far dirtier than murderous. I have a problem.


Now I have some replies to exhume. I shall return.

[Dimonite]

My mind is making this far dirtier than murderous. I have a problem.


Now I have some replies to exhume. I shall return.

How would you make it dirtier than...

OK, I might possibly get it. If it's what I think it is: SHAME ON YOU, YOU TERRIBIRD! If it's not, well I'm a worse person than I want to be (which is true either way, so this works out).

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ION: I am apparently an old man already at the age of (five days from being) 19: I just spent five minutes looking for the glasses that were already on my face.

[Mynxae]

@Dimonite - I'm turning 19 in 9 days! Gosh, damn you for being older than me barely

Should I upload a picture of myself too? My hair is long, just not curly.

Also.. Dev.. *swoons*