Coid's Crowing Conundrum of a Canticle of Crookedly Random Banter #185

[enderlord99]

Nintendo is using amateur-nouns!

[Rawhide]

Yes.



Wii U as in Umlaut. I don't know how to write the Umlaut on my keyboard. Though Rawhide's simple "Wii You" is sensible as well.

It's not just sensible, it's canon.

[LaZodiac]

It's not just sensible, it's canon.

This is true, but I've also heard it pronounced the other way.

Either way everyone looks like it was diamonds, melted down into liquid, colored with dyes, then frozen together in a model.

For the third time today I use the term "it looks like liquid diamond"

As for the gameplay, it's Nintendo. Play's great yo

[Mynxae]

Oh my god so adorable. It just bounces on the cat's ear...*d'aws* That cat, it has the patience of a cat-saint. Budgie was really working that paw.

Starcraft Kneeeeee?

The cat was enjoying every minute: don't let his insincere swipes fool you.


I am not at home right now ;____;

I may be able to spare the time for a game later this evening. Will you be afoot?

But zerg are so organical! And mutalissssksssssss.

What race do you play? I want to guess...Protoss? If only because I want to imagine all the Protoss units wearing armor and decorations that make em look like budgies.

Ooh ooh ooh! Can I join! Protoss player here

*bites tongue*

And I thought that I had a dirty mind.

[LaZodiac]

Ooh ooh ooh! Can I join! Protoss player here

And I thought that I had a dirty mind.

I don't really play Starcraft 2, just curious.

That reminds me. Knee, have you watched that movie I talked to you about?

[Elemental]

The cat was enjoying every minute: don't let his insincere swipes fool you.

No, no it wasn't. Notice the imperceptible tail movements and the clenching of claws... I know cats. That's how they act up until they run out of patience.

Either way everyone looks like it was diamonds, melted down into liquid, colored with dyes, then frozen together in a model.

Fun fact: Diamonds can't be liquefied at standard atmospheric pressures. They sublimate and combine with oxygen in the air to produce carbon dioxide.

Which brings me to another point: Don't vaporise your diamonds, it's bad for the environment and contributes to global warming!

[LaZodiac]

Fun fact: Diamonds can't be liquefied at standard atmospheric pressures. They sublimate and combine with oxygen in the air to produce carbon dioxide.

Which brings me to another point: Don't vaporise your diamonds, it's bad for the environment and contributes to global warming!

I was aware, which is why it's so amazing

[Amidus Drexel]

No, no it wasn't. Notice the imperceptible tail movements and the clenching of claws... I know cats. That's how they act up until they run out of patience.




Fun fact: Diamonds can't be liquefied at standard atmospheric pressures. They sublimate and combine with oxygen in the air to produce carbon dioxide.

Which brings me to another point: Don't vaporise your diamonds, it's bad for the environment and contributes to global warming!

Ah, like everything else properly made of carbon (and a good many things that aren't), diamond burns.

[Mutant Sheep]

I don't really play Starcraft 2, just curious.

That reminds me. Knee, have you watched that movie I talked to you about?

Boooo! GO PLAY 90's NINTENDO GAMES!

Ooh ooh ooh! Can I join! Protoss player here



And I thought that I had a dirty mind.

Oh, ohhh! LETS DO THAT! YESSSSS. GAME! *should be sleeping, not tired and cant sleep with a runny nose anyway, it is a terribad experience to lay there and wish you could sleep but *rant about sleep habits*

[LaZodiac]

Boooo! GO PLAY 90's NINTENDO GAMES!

Oh, ohhh! LETS DO THAT! YESSSSS. GAME! *should be sleeping, not tired and cant sleep with a runny nose anyway, it is a terribad experience to lay there and wish you could sleep but *rant about sleep habits*

I am, infact. Not right now, but I am. I have a thread about it and everything

[Elemental]

I was aware, which is why it's so amazing

I know. I just wanted to make a global warming joke.

Ah, like everything else properly made of carbon (and a good many things that aren't), diamond burns.

Yes. Fire is awesome.
As a tool, not a toy. Except under safe and controlled circumstances.

[Mynxae]

Yes. Fire is awesome.
As a tool, not a toy. Except under safe and controlled circumstances.

You're no fun.

[Mutant Sheep]

I am, infact. Not right now, but I am. I have a thread about it and everything

Yes, that was my joke. *pokes with a poke-her stick.* *is tired but cant sleep save mee*

[Elemental]

You're no fun.

That's right!
And I'll message you about your request shortly.

[Mynxae]

That's right!
And I'll message you about your request shortly.

Excellent. And Sheepie, reply to my message so I can kick your bu-uhh I mean so we can make kittens and fairies and stuff on SC2.

[Socratov]

So my mom has a new hound as of yesterday (no pics yet), for those curious, she's an Irish Wolfhound (puppies look like this, when they grow up they look like this) and very cute. I guess my mom will be busy fawning all over her for the oncoming months

[Mynxae]

So my mom has a new hound as of yesterday (no pics yet), for those curious, she's an Irish Wolfhound (puppies look like this, when they grow up they look like this) and very cute. I guess my mom will be busy fawning all over her for the oncoming months

WHERE DO I GET ONE?!?!

[Socratov]

WHERE DO I GET ONE?!?!

Here maybe?

[Mynxae]

Here maybe?

You can google for people?! *bows down to God*

[Heliomance]

Yes. Fire is awesome.
As a tool, not a toy. Except under safe and controlled circumstances.

Lies.

Spoiler

Show

[LaZodiac]

Lies.

Spoiler

Show

That looks so pretty *Drools

[Elemental]

Lies.

Spoiler

Show

That is being performed by a highly trained individual in a situation with a limited chance of uncontrolled combustion.

[Mynxae]

That is being performed by a highly trained individual in a situation with a limited chance of uncontrolled combustion.

That awkward moment when the guy twirling fire is an amateur.

ION: Don't you just love those times when you're home alone and take extra long in the showe-wait what? I mean don't you just love those nights when you're home alone and have alcohol and pizza?

[The Succubus]

That awkward moment when the guy twirling fire is an amateur.

ION: Don't you just love those times when you're home alone and take extra long in the showe-wait what? I mean don't you just love those nights when you're home alone and have alcohol and pizza?

Ah, the bachelor's life, sweet Mynx. I am well acquainted with it. While there are times when I long to feel another's tender embraces, being single isn't always a bad thing....

[Mynxae]

Ah, the bachelor's life, sweet Mynx. I am well acquainted with it. While there are times when I long to feel another's tender embraces, being single isn't always a bad thing....

That's what I have a stuffed wolf to cuddle at night for! And also the Terrible Two, my two stuffed leopards. A mum with a baby in her mouth. Ele got the Terrible's for me, and my first () got me Wolfy.

And I also have two roommates. One other who is gay and really good at cheering me up, and the other who is really good with hugs whenever I need them, especially when he's drunk though.

[Feytalist]

Pizza and beer. Breakfast of champions.

[Mynxae]

Pizza and beer. Breakfast of champions.

Yuck, no beer for me thanks. I have Jack Daniels Whisky.

[Feytalist]

Pizza and whiskey. Slightly weird breakfast of champions.

[Socratov]

Yuck, no beer for me thanks. I have Jack Daniels Whisky.

yuk, Jack Daniels, might as well get Johnny Walker

No, the breakfast of champions: deep fried risotto with Stolichnaya and a glass of freshly juiced oranges. (risotto could be substituted with leftover pizza, leftover chinese, bacon eegs and cheese on toast or leftover pastabolognese). it gives everything: carbs, fats, alcohol to dull the pain (of the obvious hangover) and vitamins to survive anything during the day and nobody will smell the alcohol on you

disclaimer: I'm not an alcoholic, these tricks are gained on a basis of being a student in dire need. I will not accept any invitation into an addiction group based off this comment

Note: this ManlyMan breakfast will put the hairs on your chest regardless gender/shape/testosterone level.

[Mynxae]

Pizza and whiskey. Slightly weird breakfast of champions.

yuk, Jack Daniels, might as well get Johnny Walker

No, the breakfast of champions: deep fried risotto with Stolichnaya and a glass of freshly juiced oranges. (risotto could be substituted with leftover pizza, leftover chinese, bacon eegs and cheese on toast or leftover pastabolognese). it gives everything: carbs, fats, alcohol to dull the pain (of the obvious hangover) and vitamins to survive anything during the day and nobody will smell the alcohol on you

disclaimer: I'm not an alcoholic, these tricks are gained on a basis of being a student in dire need. I will not accept any invitation into an addiction group based off this comment

More of a dinner of champions.. It's 9:21pm here.