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    A prize for whoever best summarizes the plot of strips #1-863 within a single sentence. No run-ons.
    THE SCRYING SENSOR AT THE END OF STRIP #698 WAS ZZ'DTRI'S (SOURCE)

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    Mongolian hordes. Lots of lots of mongolian hordes. With a mongolian warrior chief. They will conquer Gobbotopia and rename it as Mongolitopia. Because that makes so much sense.

    Also ponies.
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    Xykon died and came back to kill the Blue Men Group.
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    If it helps, think of me as the Agent from Serenity. Just not that good a fighter. Also, I have a mustache.
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    I'm probably hilarious far off, aren't I?
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    This is not... the greatest story Tolkien ever wrote. No... This is just a tribute.
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    don't feed the troll...

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    Many characters come up with mostly IC reasons to kill things for XP over an extended period of time.

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    Define "entire".

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    Six "heroes" go on a quest to prevent an undead sorcerer and his goblin second in command taking control of a god-killing abomination and using it to enslave or destroy the world.
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    jokes are told.
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    so before roland shows up and six guns us all, i would just like to say.....

    six guns is not actually a verb.
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    What gate?

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    Six D&D characters with typically dysfunctional PC group dynamics battle a series of obstacles and their own neuroses in an attempt to stop an affably evil lich sorceror and a well-intentioned extremist goblin cleric from seizing control of a magical gate, which they all believe to contain an ageless god-killing eldritch abomination.
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    This image you have of European peasants huddled fearfully in decrepit hovels while packs of baby-eating wolves terrorize the countryside has no basis in reality.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gift Jeraff View Post
    A prize for whoever best summarizes the plot of strips #1-863 within a single sentence. No run-ons.
    There are magical rifts in the universe which Team Evil, led by an undead superevilpowerful sorcerer, wants to control for nefarious purposes, Team Good wants to prevent that by killing him.
    Ser Ilyn, Ser Meryn, Queen Cersei, King Joffrey, The Tickler, The Hound, Ser Amory, Polliver, Raff the Sweetling, Weese, Dunsen, Nale, Ser Gregor Clegane and Chiswyck: Winter is coming!

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    Roy Greenhilt's daddy issues repeatedly inconvenience powerful Lich Lord and his Goblin sidekick.
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    Six people learn what happens when you don't agree on how to clean up a mess and leave it half assed.
    "They couldn't know that the points from the mainline to the siding were frozen, and the signal should have been set at 'DANGER', but snow had forced it down."
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    Ya know? I think I'd about kill Rowling if she wasn't holding me hostage with that last book of hers...

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    The rise of the puppet god saves the world.
    Ser Ilyn, Ser Meryn, Queen Cersei, King Joffrey, The Tickler, The Hound, Ser Amory, Polliver, Raff the Sweetling, Weese, Dunsen, Nale, Ser Gregor Clegane and Chiswyck: Winter is coming!

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    Goblin high priest and epic lich on a quest to reshape the world battle party of six adversaries in an escalating series of encounters.
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    The results of a pissed off DM.
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    Krraaakakooom!
    Ser Ilyn, Ser Meryn, Queen Cersei, King Joffrey, The Tickler, The Hound, Ser Amory, Polliver, Raff the Sweetling, Weese, Dunsen, Nale, Ser Gregor Clegane and Chiswyck: Winter is coming!

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    When you buy snacks for a movie, be sure to keep the pizza away from your Milk Duds!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ti'esar View Post
    Define "entire".
    And "run-on."
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    That's how wizards beta test their new animals. If it survives Australia, it's a go. Which in hindsight explains a LOT about Australia.

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    Conflicts between who one is and what one is among various characters and their acceptance of their place in the world in both of these regards escalate to threaten the world.
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    Everyone forgets about Banjo, leading to his inevitable return as the Elder Puppet
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    "a summary won't make it justice. just trust me and read it"
    In memory of Evisceratus: he dreamed of a better world, but he lacked the class levels to make the dream come true.

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    Everyone onboard Hinjo's junk!
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    Unless everyone's been lying to me and the next bunch of episodes are The Great Divide II, The Great Divide III, Return to the Great Divide, and Bride of the Great Divide, in which case I hate you all and I'm never touching Avatar again.

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    Kraakakoom happens, Elan is awesome and hilarious and Roy is jealous of his innocence and whimsical demeanor cause he's a big meaniehead.

    Elan, give me back my phone and get back to your webcomic.
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    Our brave heroes (and Belkar) beat up an evil lich and blow up his dungeon only to discover much later that he's actually trying to use rips in the fabric of reality to...drumroll...TAKE OVER THE WORLD (or blow it up, in a pinch), at which point he comes back with an army, kicks their asses and takes over the one country trying to stop him -- separating the party just long enough for one of them to commit sneaky magical genocide so now now everybody's trying to get to the next tear, which is located in a war-torn desert kingdom where you can't swing a dead cat without hitting somebody's long-lost relative.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SlyJohnny View Post
    Six D&D characters with typically dysfunctional PC group dynamics battle a series of obstacles and their own neuroses in an attempt to stop an affably evil lich sorceror and a well-intentioned extremist goblin cleric from seizing control of a magical gate, which they all believe to contain an ageless god-killing eldritch abomination.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ti'esar View Post
    Define "entire".
    And "run-on."
    Quote Originally Posted by Shale View Post
    Our brave heroes (and Belkar) beat up an evil lich and blow up his dungeon only to discover much later that he's actually trying to use rips in the fabric of reality to...drumroll...TAKE OVER THE WORLD (or blow it up, in a pinch), at which point he comes back with an army, kicks their asses and takes over the one country trying to stop him -- separating the party just long enough for one of them to commit sneaky magical genocide so now now everybody's trying to get to the next tear, which is located in a war-torn desert kingdom where you can't swing a dead cat without hitting somebody's long-lost relative.


    Yep, that pretty much covers the "run-on" part at least.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimor View Post
    Roy Greenhilt's daddy issues repeatedly inconvenience powerful Lich Lord and his Goblin sidekick.
    Maybe a better one would be:

    Where half the characters have daddy issues that all end up being plot important in one way or another.

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    Six misfits battle their incompetence in a world full of adversaries in order to brighten the day.
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    There must be some sense of order - personal, political or dramatic - and if no one else is going to bring it to this world, I will.

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    A group of apparently archetypal PCs stumble onto a nefarious plan (to take over the worldtm) and is forced to step up to the challenge and grow, despite (or because of) the many adversities in their path.

    EDIT: changed generic to archetypal, sounds better and fits better too I think
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elimu Marimech View Post
    Everyone forgets about Banjo, leading to his inevitable return as the Elder Puppet
    Of couse, when Elan stated the need for 'forgetting' Banjo he's just made sure people will talk for him forever... if only to avert the dread rising of the eldritch puppet. Comical incompetence or subtle brilliance, so hard to tell with Elan.

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    A heroic cat named Scruffy, accompanied by his bumbling and ineffective sidekicks, embarks on a journey to save the world from an evil lich.
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