The Order of the Stick: Utterly Dwarfed
The Order of the Stick: Utterly Dwarfed - Coming in December and available for pre-order now
Page 1 of 51 123456789101126 ... LastLast
Results 1 to 30 of 1504
  1. - Top - End - #1
    Ettin in the Playground
     
    TheWombatOfDoom's Avatar

    Join Date
    May 2012
    Location
    Aldain
    Gender
    Male

    Default Wombat's Whimsical Wonderland of Random Banter #188 (now with more puns!)

    A penguin will steal your soul on a rainy tuesday. Oh, didn't you know? *winces* Awkward...you won't mind while I finish giving these here turtles massages do you? But please! Do make yourself at home. So long as you don't make yourself into one. So sit back, chat it down, pun it up, pay it forward, and have fun Bantering Randomly!

    The Previous Random Banter can be found here:
    Absolmorph's Awkwardly Amorous Albeit Alliterative Advances of Random Banter #187


    The Not-So-Random Rules of Random Banter:
    A hot temper leaps over a cold decree
    Spoiler
    Show
    1. Spam. For the purposes of RB, one word posts are generally considered spam. Likewise, posts that are nothing but *actions like this* are also be considered spam. Remember that the quality of the post's content is much better than the speed of your response.

    2. This isn't the Play by Post or Town forum, nor is it the Silly Message Board Games or Structured Games forum. Please avoid continuous roleplay or mock battles and fights such as the "competition for control of the universe".

    3. If it's already a thread, don't bring it to RB. RB has such a huge range of subject matter even restricted to the little snippets that probably don't warrant their own thread, it doesn't need legitimate thread topics cluttering it up as well. The exception to this is to bring something that is off-topic from one thread, but on-topic for RB and the subject doesn't warrant a thread of its own.

    4. Don't advertise other threads in RB. Just because these new threads move at speeds more appropriate to a message board than an IM session doesn't mean you need to come over to RB and brow beat people into posting in your latest brainchild.

    5. Please don't post single line posts alerting us to your current status -- as in "I'm back." This is Random Banter, not "How to stalk Random GitP forum members."

    6. Don't poke, kick or bump the thread. It will move at whatever pace it wants to. Also, please refrain from Captain Obvious comments akin to "My, the thread is fast today."

    7. Random Banter can only be as good, or as entertaining, as you make it. Demands to be entertained will fall on deaf ears unless you can add something more meaningful to the conversation.

    8. As this is a public forum, where the current topic is nicely recorded for you, and not a conversation where you could have missed the beginning, please refrain from asking something to the effect of "What's the topic?". Please take the time to read up a bit first.

    9. Thread Creator must include the words "Random" and "Banter" as well as the thread #. Try to be concise as well.

    10. Every post should contain two visible, legible complete sentences, Subject and Predicate. C'mon, make your old English teachers proud.

    11. Remember, Random Banter is not your IM client. If you want to have a back and forth discussion with just one person, look in their contact information for IM details.

    12. Whenever a new thread is created, all "first post", "first page", and all posts of that nature will be deleted by the administrators. Please avoid doing this, as it is frustrating for them to deal with one-lined posts like this.

    13. Double-posting is not your friend. We have edit buttons for a reason.

    14. Once you have made a Random Banter thread, you must wait 50 threads before making another one.

    15. If you can avoid dibs calling on making the next thread, that will avoid people needing to wait if the thread hits 50 pages while the dibs-caller is asleep.



    Unto the Last Syllable of Recorded Banter:
    Spoiler
    Show
    Amotis' Random Banter #1
    Dhavaer's Random Banter #2
    PhoeKun's Random Banter #3
    Rei Jin's Random Banter #4
    Toxic Avenger's Random Banter #5
    Jibar's Random Banter #6
    Ego Slayer's Surrogate Random Banter #7
    Sneak's Random Barroom Brawl #8
    Sophistemon's Solemnly Random Banter #9
    Vaynor's Very Random Banter #10
    Bookman's Blathering Random Banter #11
    Gralamin's Glorious Random Banter #12
    Rilik's Resplendently Random Raillery #13
    Gezina's Growling Grazing Random Banter #14
    The Zerglings Utterly And Geeky Random Banter #15
    jaqueses Truthfully Randomly Fireside Banter # 16
    Jack Squat’s Jubilantly Quixotic Random Banter #17
    Cardel's Banter of Cookie Jubilation #18
    Archonic's Chaotically Random Banter of Rods #19
    The Rod's Inanimate Temple of RANDOM banter #20
    Lucky’s Loquaciously Loud-Mouthed Random Banter#21
    Deckmaster's Divinely Delightful Random Banter #22
    Saithis' Soliloquy of Random Banter #23
    Loveable Lianae's Ludicrous Lampooning Lottery #24
    NEO|Phyte's Neolithic Nest of Weasel Banter #25
    Target's Random Banter of "non-violence" #26
    Tarnag40k's Random banter of "grammar errors" #27
    Kyrian's Random Banter of ADHDness #28
    El Jaspero's Random Drunken Ramblings #29
    Boss Smiley's Eloquently Eggy Banter #30
    Lykan's Looney Explosionarama & Random Banter #31
    Iames's Iambic Yarn of Yammering #32
    Dispozition's Deviously Distressed Banter #33
    CP's Copiously Combusting Banter of Carnage #34
    Alarra's Altar of Random Banter #35
    Eloquent Rune's Electrifying Rambling Banter #36
    E_P's Very Own Quite Popular Random Banter #37
    Hydrogelic's Foolish Mortal Random Banter #38
    Ink's Smudgy Splotchy Random Banter #39
    Azrael's Big Black Book of Banter #40
    The Logic Vampire's Rational Random Banter #41
    Shiny's Shimmering Space-hitchin Random Banter #42
    ZombieRockStar's Random Banter #43
    Nostrabel's Realm of Cookies and Random Banter #44
    Charity's Cheery Chatter Circle #45
    Samiam's Spontaneous Scintillating Soliloquy #46
    LLama's Masked Mysterious Random Banter #47
    Ravishing Rydia's Recumbentibus ^_^ Random Banter #48
    Penguinizers Perilous Random Banter #49
    Death's delightfully morbid surrogate random banter #50
    Wayril's wonderfully weird surrogate random banter #51
    Rawhide's Deck of Random Banter (52 Cards)
    Korith's Sorrogate Random Banter of Zombie Killing #53
    Surrogate thread of random Bor-dom #54
    Rex Idiotarum's Painfully Pogoing Thread #55
    The Wrath of KHAAAAAANtalas’s William Shatner Flavored Random Banter # 56 (Surrogate)
    EmeraldRose's Random Banter of Lashing Wit #57
    Captain van der Decken's Surrogate Ship of Random Loot (Banter) #58
    SDF's Neverending I-Don't-Have-an-OotS-Avatar-Yet Story Banter #59
    Mauril's Surrogate Dwelf Banter of Fantasy Race Confusion 60th Edition
    Rockphed's Dice Rolling Toga Party of 61 Drunken CIA Analysts
    var Lord_Magtok = Random(Banter*62) + Surrogate
    Jibar's Retro Random Banter #63
    Malina's Random Spanish Banter #64 of morphical annoyance
    Mr. E's Random Banter #65 of Cane Toting and Hat Tipping
    Ego Slayer's Hellishly Random Banter #66.6
    Purple Gelatinous Cube o' Doom's bowl of bantery j-e-ll-o randomness #67
    Zephra's Random Banter of Ghostly Wailings, and Howling Fun#68
    Cobra Ikari's Random Banter #69 of Rampant Hugging, Guttermindedness, and ;-) Kinky.
    Scorpina's Random Banter #70
    Raistlin1040's Super Special Awesome Random Banter #71(Now with 20% more tacos)
    Uberblah's Random Banter #72 Of Caffeine And Sleep Deprivation Induced Randomness
    Lucky’s Random Banter #73
    Castaras's Random Banter #74
    D'anna Biers RB #75
    Zeb The Troll's RB#76
    Egdpollard's RB #77
    Gezina's and Calamity's Random banter #78 of double entendre and doom
    Random Banter #79 In Loving Memory of Hexa_Regina
    Zeratul's random banter #80 of throwing puppies off bridges
    Vespe's Random Banter #81 of singing dolphins and mostly harmless planets.
    CSK's Giant in the Playground Forums Addicted Anonymous, Random Banter #82
    Iames's Ramblingly Erratic Belldandy-Charged Random Banter #83
    Serpentine's Scintillating Sensually and Sinuously Seductive Stochastic Satire #84
    Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
    Moon Called's Random Banter #86 of Sexy Anime Boys and Fangirl Squeals
    Lilly's Lovely Random Banter #87
    FdL's Fuzzbox-Fueled Random Banter #88
    SweetRein's Sugary Restrained Random Banter #89
    Midnight's Mutant Motorcycle Madness Random Banter #90
    Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
    Dragonrider's Random Banter in Conjunction with the Weighted Cube #92
    Bushranger's Bodaciously Buffed Random Banter-y Rooster #93
    Haruki's Historically Hilarious Honey-covered Random Banter #94
    North's Maple Syrup Flavored Non-Alliterative Random Banter #95 Eh?
    Wadledo's Weirdly Warbling Watercress Watching Washing Machine Only Random Banter #96
    SMEE's Random Banter #97 of gender bending and closet bursting
    Raiser's Rambunctiously Rambling Random Banter #98
    Dr. Bath's Random Banter, dripping with daring deeds of dastardly deipnosophists #99
    VOTE, the Democracy Demon's Devilishly Devious and Decidedly Diabolical Desultory Derision (Random Banter) #100
    Jack Squat's Justlessly Juxtaposed Random Banter #101
    Dallas-Dakota's Dundering Dandelion's Devilish Damsel's Distress Random Banter #102
    Destro Yersul's Dangerously Distracting and Doubtlessly Disturbing Random Banter #103
    Aziraphiles Actually Alliterative and Awesomely Affluent Random Banter #104
    Cristo's Consistently Confusing and Constantly Casual Random Banter #105
    Dish's Delightfully Deranged and Deliciously Deliquent Random Banter # 106
    Slayer's Seemingly Sweet and Socially Silly Random Banter # 107
    Zero's ambrosial and aberrantly adventitious, abstemiously erudite Random Banter #108
    Coplantor's Completely Creative Cautious and Contemplative Random Banter #109
    Rutskarn's Roly-Poly Rebellious and Rejected Random Banter #110
    TwoBitWriter's Tubular Tracts of Thought-Talking Random Banter #111
    Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112
    Wolfbane's Wonderfully Wacky and Wildly Wandom Random Banter #113

    The Kiwi's Kinkily Knotted and Kookily Kickass Random Banter #114
    Jude's Judgmental Jugular Jab and Jibber Jabbery Random Banter #115
    The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116
    Random Banter #117
    Dragonprime's Dynamically Dangerous Dextrous and Destructive Random Banter #118
    Farmer Felix's Fantastic FRandom FBanter #119 (may contain traces of fnuts)
    Groundhog's Random Banter of Weather Prediction and Anti-Gopherness (part one)
    Groundhog's Random Banter of Weather Prediction and Anti-Gopherness (part two)

    Mrmud's Mixed-Up and Minimally Mechanized Random Banter #121
    Dogmantra's Dastardly, Despotic and Dangerous Random Banter #122
    Alteran's Amazingly Anachronistic, Altruistic, and Antagonistic Random Banter #123
    Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
    Fred's Flying Fishy, Fighting, Fiery, Fantastic Face Off Random Banter #125
    Cyrano’s Non-Alliterative Inaugurational Random Banter #126 To Usher In The Future
    Thanatos's Tharmturges Present: Tropical, Tipsy, and Typically Random Banter #127
    loopy's Legendary and Long-Awaited Lollipop Fuelled Random Banter #128
    Shadow's Shady Shop of Sharks, Shingles, Shammies, Shiny and Random Banter #129
    KataraAltinaII's Premature Not So Short & To-The-Point Random Banter #130
    Supagoof's Supa-Sensational Silly Symphonies Set Sizzingly On Fire Random Banter #131
    Pyrian's Pyrotechnic Pyre of Pyrrhic Pyros with Pyrotic Pythics Random Banter #132!
    Perenelle's Pleasantly Playful and Passionately Peculiar Random Banter #133
    Rpgsr4me's Ravenous, Roaring, Raging Rampage of Random Banter #134
    Il'deav Ilah'naie's Indiscreet Intimacies on Indigo Iceboats Random Banter #135
    Recaiden's Resplendent and Rotating Realistic Random Banter #136
    Jibar's Random Banter #137: Return of the Cat-muffin
    Edge's Effluence of Extravagant and Effulgent Random Banter #138
    Zeb The Troll's Zecond Go At Ze Random Banter #139
    Curly's Rambunctious and Erudite Random Banter #140
    Deth Muncher's Destructive and Meandering Random Banter #141
    A Thread in Which Banter Most Random is Expulsed Into Existence, By Ravens_cry #142
    Several Silly Sealions Stuffed Seaweed Southward Swiftly (Or, Random Banter #143)
    The thread that changed name one last time, with style. (Random Banter #144)
    Banjo’s Bodacious & Boosted Bumper Bulletproof Box of Banter Most Random #145
    Masa's Massively Masterful Message Medium - Random Banter #146
    KuReshtin's Vociferously Ruminating Harbinger of Random Banter - #147
    Archonic's Archaic Acronymical Antidisestablishmentarianism Random Banter - #148
    Skeppio's Splendidly Strange & Superbly Scintillating Random Banter - #149
    Teddy's Turbulent and Topicless Random Banter #150
    Fifty-Eyed Fred's Ferociously Fanatical and Fabulously Fascinating Random Banter #151
    Rae's Really Rascally and Ridiculously Rowdy Random Banter #152
    Haruki's Hot n' Holy Random Banter #153
    MoonCat's Magnificently Mythopoeic Random Banter #154
    Eadin's Exchange of Extraterrestrial Excuses AKA Random Banter #155
    Happy HalfTangible's Horrific Hail of Random Banter #156
    AtlanteanTroll's Atrocious and Terrific Arcade of Terror - RB #157
    LaLa’s Laughably Silly Random Banter Thread – RB #158
    Zaydos's Zany Zooetic Random Banter - RB #159
    Blue's Blessed and Blissful Random Banter - RB #160
    Absolmorph's Azoic Arete of Adventitious and Aimless Random Banter - RB 161
    Gwyn's Gloriously Green Garrumphing Garter of Garrulous Gabble! Random Banter #162
    Eruantion's Euphoric, Elephant-filled Elevated Epoch of Eurhythmic Random Banter #163
    ATW's Awesome Androgynous Avaricious Azure Ardent Adamant Alluvial Random Banter #164
    Cynical Avocado's Absolutely Admirable Accumulation of Random Bantering #165
    August's Pink Plushy and Phantasmagorically Random Banter Thread #166
    Heliomance's Everchanging Thread Title Random Banter #167
    Tragic_Comedian's Tremendously Tropical Random Banter #168
    Qwertystop's Quickly Quilted, Quip-filled Random Banter #169
    Thufir's Thupremely Thatithfying Thecond Random Banter With a Lithp #170
    Feytalist's Fantastically Freakish First Random Banter #171
    Dragonprime's Dashing Delight-fu Dazzling Dualistic Random Banter #172
    Castaras' Random Banter #173: Bringing back your nostalgic Great Old Ones
    Pokemon-freak89's Random Banter number eleventy-twelve... uhh... I mean... number 174
    Dark Elf Bard's Random Banter #175:Playin' Underdark Jazz since the Drow went dark.
    Mutant Sheep's Post Septaquintaquinquecentennial ApRiL fOoLs Random Banter: #176
    Elemental's Excitingly Excellent Random Banter: No.CLXXVII (177)
    Amiel's Appeasingly Appropriate Arbitrary Amusement (Random Banter): No.CLXXVIII #178
    "Your Angel of Banter Awaits." ThePhantasm Presents Random Banter #179
    Serpentine's Secretly Sapphic Salacious Sacrarium of Random Banter #180
    Dimonite's Decidedly Draconic Devious Discussions: Random Banter #181
    Mercenary Pen's Meticulously Planned Machine of Prose Random Banter #182
    Mynxae's Maliciously Magnificent Random Banter #183
    Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184
    Coid's Crowing Conundrum of a Canticle of Crookedly Random Banter #185
    Amidus Drexel's Alliterative and Awe-Accentuating Anvil of Random Banter CLXXXVI
    Absolmorph's Awkwardly Amorous Albeit Alliterative Advances of Random Banter #187

    Last edited by TheWombatOfDoom; 2013-01-09 at 01:51 PM.
    Scientific Name: Wombous apocolypticus | Diet: Apocolypse Pie | Cuddly: Yes

    World Building Projects:
    Magic
    : The Stuff of Sentience | Fate: The Fabric of Physics | Luck: The Basis of Biology

    Order of the Stick Projects:
    Annotation of the Comic | Magic Compendium of the Comic | Transcription of the Comic
    Dad-a-chum? Dum-a-chum? Ded-a-chek? Did-a-chick?
    Extended Signature | My DeviantArt | Majora's Mask Point Race
    (you can't take the sky from me)

  2. - Top - End - #2
    Bugbear in the Playground
     
    Dimonite's Avatar

    Join Date
    Sep 2011
    Location
    With the Dragonpuppies
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Wombat's Whimsical Wonderland of Random Banter #188 (now with more puns!)

    *Gavottes*
    *Boogies*
    *Tries and fails to come up with more dances that have double letters*
    Quotes!
    Spoiler
    Show

    Quote Originally Posted by Elemental View Post
    BY THE HEAVENS! Dimonite! You are even more awesome than I thought!
    Quote Originally Posted by CurlyKitGirl View Post
    *high fives!*
    That was awesome, made me smile.
    Quote Originally Posted by The Witch-King View Post
    THIS aberrant, ancient evil ain't no playa! I'm gonna take care of my little Meduthids and my Spawnling Mama! Besides which--the Old Ones know the Elder Brain keeps pestering me about giving it some Grandspawnlings...
    The Neutralizer - my 3.5 class that attempts to make wizards less OP.
    Fantastic dragonpuppy by Cuthalion

  3. - Top - End - #3
    Colossus in the Playground
     
    LaZodiac's Avatar

    Join Date
    Mar 2011
    Location
    Canada
    Gender
    Female

    Default Re: Wombat's Whimsical Wonderland of Random Banter #188 (now with more puns!)

    Puns, eh?

    Be careful or we may need to pun-t you out of this thread


    Legend of Trains Avatar by Pinkhaired August. Choo choo!
    Sig Banner by Pinkhaired August. No Regrets.

  4. - Top - End - #4
    Ogre in the Playground
     
    Kneenibble's Avatar

    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Location
    Canada
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Wombat's Whimsical Wonderland of Random Banter #188 (now with more puns!)

    Budgie hugs for the new thread!
    Spoiler
    Show



    Quote Originally Posted by Devmaar View Post
    Apparently urban sprawl is different in Canada *is from Tottenham*

    *hugs* Thank you I'm working on it
    *looks up Tottenham* Oh. OH. Oh.

    Urban sprawlings are where the middle class goes to have gardens and nuclear families around here. None of that stuff.

    England has a sickness.

  5. - Top - End - #5
    Troll in the Playground
     
    Mutant Sheep's Avatar

    Join Date
    Aug 2010
    Location
    Chicagolandia
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Wombat's Whimsical Wonderland of Random Banter #188 (now with more puns!)

    Quote Originally Posted by Kneenibble View Post
    Budgie hugs for the new thread!
    Spoiler
    Show





    *looks up Tottenham* Oh. OH. Oh.

    Urban sprawlings are where the middle class goes to have gardens and nuclear families around here. None of that stuff.

    England has a sickness.


    I recognized the name. That IS urban sprawl, though. Canada must be different, if what we down south know as Suburban Sprawl loses its -Sub up north.

    ... Is this where I throw pessisism about the disintegration of decent morality in modern society at you? Much of the problems right now can easily be blamed on poor economic times. Only most though.

    Starcraaaaaaaaaaft...
    Last edited by Mutant Sheep; 2013-01-09 at 02:16 PM.
    Can only thank GitP for being so good for so long.
    Spoiler
    Show
    Quote Originally Posted by Solaris View Post
    If it helps, think of me as the Agent from Serenity. Just not that good a fighter. Also, I have a mustache.
    Quote Originally Posted by kpenguin View Post
    I'm probably hilarious far off, aren't I?
    Quote Originally Posted by Telonius View Post
    This is not... the greatest story Tolkien ever wrote. No... This is just a tribute.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dracon1us View Post
    don't feed the troll...

    A pile of thanks piled on other thanks to Teddy for photorealistic avatar.

  6. - Top - End - #6
    Ogre in the Playground
     
    Devmaar's Avatar

    Join Date
    Mar 2010
    Location
    Kingston
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Wombat's Whimsical Wonderland of Random Banter #188 (now with more puns!)

    *Wipes feet*
    *Appreciates the uncluttered aesthetic of a new thread*

    Quote Originally Posted by Kneenibble View Post
    *looks up Tottenham* Oh. OH. Oh.

    Urban sprawlings are where the middle class goes to have gardens and nuclear families around here. None of that stuff.

    England has a sickness.
    Over here the middle classes all live in the countryside[/generalisation]

  7. - Top - End - #7
    Titan in the Playground
     
    Qwertystop's Avatar

    Join Date
    Mar 2010
    Gender
    Male2Female

    Default Re: Wombat's Whimsical Wonderland of Random Banter #188 (now with more puns!)

    Oops, missed the thread border on this question:

    Quote Originally Posted by Qwertystop View Post
    So, Knee.

    What is the difference between a parrot, a parakeet, a cockatoo, a cockatiel, a budgie, and a budgerigar?
    Quote Originally Posted by jamieth View Post
    ...though Talla does her best to sound objective and impartial, it doesn't cover stuff like "ask a 9-year-old to tank for the party."
    My Homebrew

  8. - Top - End - #8
    Titan in the Playground
     
    Heliomance's Avatar

    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Gender
    Female

    Default Re: Wombat's Whimsical Wonderland of Random Banter #188 (now with more puns!)

    Quote Originally Posted by Dimonite View Post
    *Gavottes*
    *Boogies*
    *Tries and fails to come up with more dances that have double letters*
    Is "ballroom" cheating?
    Quotebox
    Spoiler
    Show
    Quote Originally Posted by Kalirren View Post
    The only person in the past two pages who has known what (s)he has been talking about is Heliomance.
    Quote Originally Posted by golentan View Post
    I just don't want to have long romantic conversations or any sort of drama with my computer, okay? It knows what kind of porn I watch. I don't want to mess that up by allowing it to judge any of my choices in romance.

    Avatar by Rain Dragon

    Wish building characters for D&D 3.5 was simpler? Try HeroForge Anew! An Excel-based, highly automated character builder. v7.4 now out!

  9. - Top - End - #9
    Bugbear in the Playground
     
    Dimonite's Avatar

    Join Date
    Sep 2011
    Location
    With the Dragonpuppies
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Wombat's Whimsical Wonderland of Random Banter #188 (now with more puns!)

    Quote Originally Posted by Heliomance View Post
    Is "ballroom" cheating?
    I'd say it is, because "ballroom," unlike "boogie" and "gavotte" is not a dance. You can say "Joe boogied," or "Sandro did the gavotte," but not "Amelia ballroomed" or "Liliandra did the ballroom."
    Quotes!
    Spoiler
    Show

    Quote Originally Posted by Elemental View Post
    BY THE HEAVENS! Dimonite! You are even more awesome than I thought!
    Quote Originally Posted by CurlyKitGirl View Post
    *high fives!*
    That was awesome, made me smile.
    Quote Originally Posted by The Witch-King View Post
    THIS aberrant, ancient evil ain't no playa! I'm gonna take care of my little Meduthids and my Spawnling Mama! Besides which--the Old Ones know the Elder Brain keeps pestering me about giving it some Grandspawnlings...
    The Neutralizer - my 3.5 class that attempts to make wizards less OP.
    Fantastic dragonpuppy by Cuthalion

  10. - Top - End - #10
    Titan in the Playground
     
    Heliomance's Avatar

    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Gender
    Female

    Default Re: Wombat's Whimsical Wonderland of Random Banter #188 (now with more puns!)

    Ooh, I have one!

    *Viennese waltzes*
    Quotebox
    Spoiler
    Show
    Quote Originally Posted by Kalirren View Post
    The only person in the past two pages who has known what (s)he has been talking about is Heliomance.
    Quote Originally Posted by golentan View Post
    I just don't want to have long romantic conversations or any sort of drama with my computer, okay? It knows what kind of porn I watch. I don't want to mess that up by allowing it to judge any of my choices in romance.

    Avatar by Rain Dragon

    Wish building characters for D&D 3.5 was simpler? Try HeroForge Anew! An Excel-based, highly automated character builder. v7.4 now out!

  11. - Top - End - #11
    Ogre in the Playground
     
    absolmorph's Avatar

    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    A place with no pants

    Default Re: Wombat's Whimsical Wonderland of Random Banter #188 (now with more puns!)

    Quote Originally Posted by Dimonite View Post
    I'd say it is, because "ballroom," unlike "boogie" and "gavotte" is not a dance. You can say "Joe boogied," or "Sandro did the gavotte," but not "Amelia ballroomed" or "Liliandra did the ballroom."
    Challenge accepted
    -dances with a chair-
    Some men just want to watch the world shift uncomfortably in its seat.
    Spoiler
    Show

    Quote Originally Posted by Kylarra View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by absolmorph View Post
    I happen to like screwing around with Handle Animal.
    Red Mage, is that you?
    Quote Originally Posted by Rawhide View Post
    Now you're cranking it up to eleven.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dimonite View Post
    A week ago, I didn't know who you were. Now I know: you're the BEST PERSON EVER.
    Quote Originally Posted by noparlpf View Post
    You seem to be having trouble with the idea that a rulebook can contradict itself, because it shouldn't, but...WotC.

    If you're reading this for some reason, you can find me in a few places on the web as azoicennead.

  12. - Top - End - #12
    Titan in the Playground
     
    Asta Kask's Avatar

    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Location
    Gothenburg, Sweden
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Wombat's Whimsical Wonderland of Random Banter #188 (now with more puns!)

    Quote Originally Posted by TheWombatOfDoom View Post
    A punguin will steal your soul on a rainy tuesday.
    Fixed that for you.
    Avatar by CoffeeIncluded

    Oooh, and that's a bad miss.

    “Don't exercise your freedom of speech until you have exercised your freedom of thought.”
    ― Tim Fargo

  13. - Top - End - #13
    Colossus in the Playground
     
    LaZodiac's Avatar

    Join Date
    Mar 2011
    Location
    Canada
    Gender
    Female

    Default Re: Wombat's Whimsical Wonderland of Random Banter #188 (now with more puns!)

    Quote Originally Posted by Dimonite View Post
    I'd say it is, because "ballroom," unlike "boogie" and "gavotte" is not a dance. You can say "Joe boogied," or "Sandro did the gavotte," but not "Amelia ballroomed" or "Liliandra did the ballroom."
    Well, I assume Helio is talking about Ballroom Dancing, which is a specific type of dancing.


    Legend of Trains Avatar by Pinkhaired August. Choo choo!
    Sig Banner by Pinkhaired August. No Regrets.

  14. - Top - End - #14
    Troll in the Playground
     
    Mutant Sheep's Avatar

    Join Date
    Aug 2010
    Location
    Chicagolandia
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Wombat's Whimsical Wonderland of Random Banter #188 (now with more puns!)

    Quote Originally Posted by LaZodiac View Post
    Well, I assume Helio is talking about Ballroom Dancing, which is a specific type of dancing.
    That's his point. You don't say "boogie dancing", but you do say "ballroom dancing". So it doesn't count.
    Can only thank GitP for being so good for so long.
    Spoiler
    Show
    Quote Originally Posted by Solaris View Post
    If it helps, think of me as the Agent from Serenity. Just not that good a fighter. Also, I have a mustache.
    Quote Originally Posted by kpenguin View Post
    I'm probably hilarious far off, aren't I?
    Quote Originally Posted by Telonius View Post
    This is not... the greatest story Tolkien ever wrote. No... This is just a tribute.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dracon1us View Post
    don't feed the troll...

    A pile of thanks piled on other thanks to Teddy for photorealistic avatar.

  15. - Top - End - #15
    Firbolg in the Playground
     
    MoonCat's Avatar

    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Gender
    Female

    Default Re: Wombat's Whimsical Wonderland of Random Banter #188 (now with more puns!)

    It is raining fit to kill right now. Also, of the three classes I have tomorrow, at least one of them doesn't have homework! Too bad the second period class gave an extra-long assignment, and the third-period is amking me turn in the summary of a biography that I haven't read yet...

    I'm kinda busy. <hugs everyone>

    However. on the bright side, I turned in everything that was due today without having skimped on anything.

    School for me is basically one long panic attack, interspersed with brief moments of happiness, anger, depression, and being awake.
    Spoiler: This signature is a historical relic from a long-ago time of regular forum activity.
    Show
    Aww man! Even all the witty self referencing sigs are gone now!
    Excellent Avatar by CheesePirate, Awesome banners by Pink Haired August

    Spoiler
    Show

  16. - Top - End - #16
    Ogre in the Playground
     
    Devmaar's Avatar

    Join Date
    Mar 2010
    Location
    Kingston
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Wombat's Whimsical Wonderland of Random Banter #188 (now with more puns!)

    Quote Originally Posted by MoonCat View Post
    It is raining fit to kill right now. Also, of the three classes I have tomorrow, at least one of them doesn't have homework! Too bad the second period class gave an extra-long assignment, and the third-period is amking me turn in the summary of a biography that I haven't read yet...

    I'm kinda busy. <hugs everyone>

    However. on the bright side, I turned in everything that was due today without having skimped on anything.

    School for me is basically one long panic attack, interspersed with brief moments of happiness, anger, depression, and being awake.
    Moonie, I think we might be opposites.
    Have I said this before? I feel like I've said this before

  17. - Top - End - #17
    Firbolg in the Playground
     
    MoonCat's Avatar

    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Gender
    Female

    Default Re: Wombat's Whimsical Wonderland of Random Banter #188 (now with more puns!)

    Quote Originally Posted by Devmaar View Post
    Moonie, I think we might be opposites.
    Have I said this before? I feel like I've said this before
    Sorry, I forgot to include my condolences about your not-awesome exam day when I switched to this thread. <hugs> I don't see how that makes us opposites though.
    Spoiler: This signature is a historical relic from a long-ago time of regular forum activity.
    Show
    Aww man! Even all the witty self referencing sigs are gone now!
    Excellent Avatar by CheesePirate, Awesome banners by Pink Haired August

    Spoiler
    Show

  18. - Top - End - #18
    Ogre in the Playground
     
    Devmaar's Avatar

    Join Date
    Mar 2010
    Location
    Kingston
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Wombat's Whimsical Wonderland of Random Banter #188 (now with more puns!)

    Quote Originally Posted by MoonCat View Post
    Sorry, I forgot to include my condolences about your not-awesome exam day when I switched to this thread. <hugs> I don't see how that makes us opposites though.
    You get stressed about school
    And hand in homework

  19. - Top - End - #19
    Ettin in the Playground
     
    Amidus Drexel's Avatar

    Join Date
    May 2012
    Location
    The Algol System
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Wombat's Whimsical Wonderland of Random Banter #188 (now with more puns!)

    Quote Originally Posted by Devmaar View Post
    You get stressed about school
    And hand in homework
    I think the two of us are rather similar in this respect, then. (Mooncat being your opposite).
    RB: IC || OOC

    PbP Characters: Remiel, Alexander

    Avatar by FinnLassie
    A few odds and ends.

  20. - Top - End - #20
    Troll in the Playground
     
    Mutant Sheep's Avatar

    Join Date
    Aug 2010
    Location
    Chicagolandia
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Wombat's Whimsical Wonderland of Random Banter #188 (now with more puns!)

    I must join in this group. Also, screw finals in their final finally jerkfaces.
    Can only thank GitP for being so good for so long.
    Spoiler
    Show
    Quote Originally Posted by Solaris View Post
    If it helps, think of me as the Agent from Serenity. Just not that good a fighter. Also, I have a mustache.
    Quote Originally Posted by kpenguin View Post
    I'm probably hilarious far off, aren't I?
    Quote Originally Posted by Telonius View Post
    This is not... the greatest story Tolkien ever wrote. No... This is just a tribute.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dracon1us View Post
    don't feed the troll...

    A pile of thanks piled on other thanks to Teddy for photorealistic avatar.

  21. - Top - End - #21
    Ogre in the Playground
     
    Devmaar's Avatar

    Join Date
    Mar 2010
    Location
    Kingston
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Wombat's Whimsical Wonderland of Random Banter #188 (now with more puns!)

    Quote Originally Posted by Mutant Sheep View Post
    I must join in this group. Also, screw finals in their final finally jerkfaces.
    I give support this sentiment whole-heartedly

  22. - Top - End - #22
    Titan in the Playground
     
    Teddy's Avatar

    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Location
    Sweden
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Wombat's Whimsical Wonderland of Random Banter #188 (now with more puns!)

    Quote Originally Posted by Devmaar View Post
    Anywhere where you have to cross large open spaces between power centres or that has weather extremes far beyond the norm for the invaders.
    This is nothing compared to anywhere where you have to cross large forests (not to mention mountains) between power centres.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kneenibble View Post
    There have been two National Geographic articles about Sweden in recent years that showed breathtaking photography of landscapes with those small northern plants. One was about the Sami and their reindeer and one was about a nature preserve whose name I forget. I looked up pictures of betula nana -- which is a very pretty and unique plant -- and was reminded of seeing them in the latter article.
    Was it perhaps Sarek, our national park?

    Quote Originally Posted by Kneenibble View Post
    I have a mind to visit the northern reaches of my country one day soon. I have seen pictures of the tundra in summer, with its ancient rockiness, its lichens, and its carpet of tiny curious flowers.
    I wholeheartedly support this project.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kneenibble View Post
    I haven't spoiled the surprise by how much I've already said, have I? ;___; Should I have said nothing?
    No, it's fine. I'm a lot less picky when it comes to others' surprises. It's the intentions that matter, I just happen to be a perfectionist with what I do. For as long as there's at least one level of surprise, I'm happy. Every layer above that is just added sugar (and I love sugar).

    Quote Originally Posted by Kneenibble View Post
    I found what I was looking for, by the way.
    Marvellous!
    Clouddreamer Teddy by me, high above the world, far beyond its matters...

    Spoiler: Banner by Vrythas
    Show

  23. - Top - End - #23
    Ogre in the Playground
     
    Deathkeeper's Avatar

    Join Date
    Sep 2012
    Location
    Definitely lost
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Wombat's Whimsical Wonderland of Random Banter #188 (now with more puns!)

    Quote Originally Posted by Mutant Sheep View Post
    I must join in this group. Also, screw finals in their final finally jerkfaces.
    Seconded.
    Although last semester I had 3/4 of my finals on the same day because I didn't notice in time to change it. NOT fun.
    Spako Highclaws by Ceika.

    [Sorry Boss, but as always, I get the last word.]

  24. - Top - End - #24
    Bugbear in the Playground
     
    Dimonite's Avatar

    Join Date
    Sep 2011
    Location
    With the Dragonpuppies
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Wombat's Whimsical Wonderland of Random Banter #188 (now with more puns!)

    Quote Originally Posted by Mutant Sheep View Post
    I must join in this group. Also, screw finals in their final finally jerkfaces.
    I will go against the majority here: I LOVE finals. I always do well on them, which raises my grade in the class, and I usually finish fairly quickly, which - now that I'm in college - means I get to go to my dorm and relax sooner than I normally would. Also, taking a final usually means I won't be taking that class anymore, so for classes I hate (I'm lookin' at you, Western Civilization 1815-Present) finishing the final is a huge weight off my shoulders.
    Quotes!
    Spoiler
    Show

    Quote Originally Posted by Elemental View Post
    BY THE HEAVENS! Dimonite! You are even more awesome than I thought!
    Quote Originally Posted by CurlyKitGirl View Post
    *high fives!*
    That was awesome, made me smile.
    Quote Originally Posted by The Witch-King View Post
    THIS aberrant, ancient evil ain't no playa! I'm gonna take care of my little Meduthids and my Spawnling Mama! Besides which--the Old Ones know the Elder Brain keeps pestering me about giving it some Grandspawnlings...
    The Neutralizer - my 3.5 class that attempts to make wizards less OP.
    Fantastic dragonpuppy by Cuthalion

  25. - Top - End - #25
    Troll in the Playground
     
    Mutant Sheep's Avatar

    Join Date
    Aug 2010
    Location
    Chicagolandia
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Wombat's Whimsical Wonderland of Random Banter #188 (now with more puns!)

    Quote Originally Posted by Dimonite View Post
    I will go against the majority here: I LOVE finals. I always do well on them, which raises my grade in the class, and I usually finish fairly quickly, which - now that I'm in college - means I get to go to my dorm and relax sooner than I normally would. Also, taking a final usually means I won't be taking that class anymore, so for classes I hate (I'm lookin' at you, Western Civilization 1815-Present) finishing the final is a huge weight off my shoulders.
    Oh, same with me. As far as grades go, they are insanely helpful. But long tests grate my nerves greatly.
    Can only thank GitP for being so good for so long.
    Spoiler
    Show
    Quote Originally Posted by Solaris View Post
    If it helps, think of me as the Agent from Serenity. Just not that good a fighter. Also, I have a mustache.
    Quote Originally Posted by kpenguin View Post
    I'm probably hilarious far off, aren't I?
    Quote Originally Posted by Telonius View Post
    This is not... the greatest story Tolkien ever wrote. No... This is just a tribute.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dracon1us View Post
    don't feed the troll...

    A pile of thanks piled on other thanks to Teddy for photorealistic avatar.

  26. - Top - End - #26
    Titan in the Playground
     
    HalfTangible's Avatar

    Join Date
    Aug 2010
    Location
    The Primus Imperium
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Wombat's Whimsical Wonderland of Random Banter #188 (now with more puns!)

    I have a sore/zit/blister-thing on my head that has been throbbing like mad ever since i noticed it was there. My parents tell me it looks like it's infected, so I'm going to put medicine on it and see the doctor if the swelling doesn't die down by tomorrow.

    It makes it REALLY hard to move my face, despite the fact that it's incredibly tiny.
    Quote Originally Posted by Keld Denar View Post
    +3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.
    Everything is going according to plan. And by that I mean the plan has changed like 3 times in the last year but now I have it written down and the new plan is going well!.

    Primal ego vos, estis ex nihilo

    Extended Sig

    Brother of Battle by Emperor Ing

  27. - Top - End - #27
    Firbolg in the Playground
     
    MoonCat's Avatar

    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Gender
    Female

    Default Re: Wombat's Whimsical Wonderland of Random Banter #188 (now with more puns!)

    Just finished the biography. Now I jsut have to write the summary.

    Hopefully,a t some point, I'll get the specifications for what the hell I'm supposed to be doing for my presentation, so I can do that on the weekend. The first presentation is on Monday.

    Oh, and I also have that Much Ado About Nothing test tomorrow, and I'm still undecided about whether the teacher's test are actually hard enough to bother prepping for.

    At least math homework wil lalways be easy. And I'm totally brian deadright now. Like, I cannot remember a tihng I've said to anyone.

    Also, I have soda, and I'm not sure where I got it.
    Spoiler: This signature is a historical relic from a long-ago time of regular forum activity.
    Show
    Aww man! Even all the witty self referencing sigs are gone now!
    Excellent Avatar by CheesePirate, Awesome banners by Pink Haired August

    Spoiler
    Show

  28. - Top - End - #28
    Ogre in the Playground
     
    Mynxae's Avatar

    Join Date
    Jan 2012
    Location
    QLD, Australia
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Wombat's Whimsical Wonderland of Random Banter #188 (now with more puns!)

    Quote Originally Posted by Dimonite View Post
    Switzerland. Even if you managed to get past the mountains, they would start wooing your soldiers away from your army with fine chocolate and one of the highest standards of living in the world.

    ION: I had the following conversation today:
    Friend: "Hey [Dimonite], you know what's hot?"
    Me: "What?"
    Friend: "Circles."
    Me: "What? What's hot about a circle?"
    Friend: "Think about it... they're 360 degrees!"
    Me: *facepalm*

    I figure if I share the brain damaging effect of that joke, it will ameliorate its personal nuisance.
    I totally didn't see this in the last thread... But is it sad that I actually laughed at it?
    Avatar by Dirtytabs.

    Epic quotes:
    Spoiler
    Show
    Quote Originally Posted by Elemental View Post
    Ahh Kyth'ra... A knight of such honour and virtue, not to mention suppressed homicidal rage.
    Quote Originally Posted by Morph Bark View Post
    His life was over.
    Quote Originally Posted by C'nor View Post
    Mystic who fluffs things with madness and zeal,
    Mynxae who always seeks rifts to heal,
    The lovely Dark Lady who's never at odds;
    These are a few of our favorite mods!

  29. - Top - End - #29
    Bugbear in the Playground
     
    Dimonite's Avatar

    Join Date
    Sep 2011
    Location
    With the Dragonpuppies
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Wombat's Whimsical Wonderland of Random Banter #188 (now with more puns!)

    Quote Originally Posted by Mynxae View Post
    I totally didn't see this in the last thread... But is it sad that I actually laughed at it?
    Nah, Mike usually gets a laugh out of someone. But that particular pun just made me sigh. And facepalm.
    Quotes!
    Spoiler
    Show

    Quote Originally Posted by Elemental View Post
    BY THE HEAVENS! Dimonite! You are even more awesome than I thought!
    Quote Originally Posted by CurlyKitGirl View Post
    *high fives!*
    That was awesome, made me smile.
    Quote Originally Posted by The Witch-King View Post
    THIS aberrant, ancient evil ain't no playa! I'm gonna take care of my little Meduthids and my Spawnling Mama! Besides which--the Old Ones know the Elder Brain keeps pestering me about giving it some Grandspawnlings...
    The Neutralizer - my 3.5 class that attempts to make wizards less OP.
    Fantastic dragonpuppy by Cuthalion

  30. - Top - End - #30
    Firbolg in the Playground
     
    MoonCat's Avatar

    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Gender
    Female

    Default Re: Wombat's Whimsical Wonderland of Random Banter #188 (now with more puns!)

    Arrgh, who the hell gives written assignments by page requirements?!?!

    Alos, funny story about that sonnet. I'll tell you later tohugh, I have two ohurs before I'm going to want to go to bed, and six hours of work left to do, I'm sure.
    Spoiler: This signature is a historical relic from a long-ago time of regular forum activity.
    Show
    Aww man! Even all the witty self referencing sigs are gone now!
    Excellent Avatar by CheesePirate, Awesome banners by Pink Haired August

    Spoiler
    Show

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •